The primitive man readily accepted the good advice and vigorously slapped his bright, shiny forehead.

"Look at the mess this has made, it was my oversight, I'll fix it right away!"

Then the primitive man stretched out his two club-like fingers and gently pinched the "human stick".

Immediately, a small lump of flesh was pinched out of the human stick.

"Haha, that's enough!"

"And here comes the little chirp!"

"Little grasshopper, come in and see if you're happy with your new home!"

After saying that, he waved his hand and sent the grasshopper demon, who was full of resistance, into his new body.

The moment the soul entered the body, the grasshopper spirit let out a loud cry.

At the same time, even Chang Jie, who was usually quiet and never got angry, couldn't help but speak up.

"Uncle Xiaojian, you're not right, you're not doing this right."

"How can you expect the old immortal to go out and face people looking like this?"

The little white crow wasn't idle either; it took off its own face covering... and put it on the face of the grasshopper spirit's new body.

The reason for this is that the little penis that the primitive man made for the grasshopper spirit was not on its body, but on its face.

To be precise, it's right in the middle of the forehead.

This unbearable scene made the three women among the silly roe deer fairies blush and quickly cover their faces.

They secretly peeked at the grasshopper spirit through their fingers, whispering amongst themselves...

In short, everyone felt deep sympathy for the grasshopper spirit: after all, it was impossible for it to go out in that state, and it was truly indecent.

Li Mao was the only exception: he looked the grasshopper spirit up and down, and finally burst into laughter.

He laughed so hard he could barely breathe.

Seeing this, Zhao Youliang gave him a hard knock on the head.

"Xiao Li, you've gone too far!"

"If you keep laughing at the old sage with the steel plate like that, he'll beat you to a pulp later!"

Upon hearing this, Li Mao hurriedly explained, continuing to laugh as he spoke.

"Quantum, quantum, I'm not making fun of the old steel plate sage, I'm just thinking of a joke I saw online."

One day, an elephant accidentally stepped on a turtle.

"When a turtle gets angry, it yells: 'You little brat with your pesky face! Are you blind?!'"

"Good heavens, I stepped in poop with one step!"

"The snake that was passing by heard what the turtle said and almost died laughing."

Seeing the snake laughing so happily, the elephant got angry and said, "What are you laughing at?!"

"It's better that my penis is on my face than your face is on your penis!!"

After Li Mao finished telling his joke, everyone in the room burst out laughing.

Except for Chang Jie: "Brother Li, you've gone too far..."

Upon hearing this, the laughing crowd realized that Chang Jie was actually a real person, and that he had some terrifying elders.

So he quickly tried to stop laughing, but his shoulders were still twitching.

It's incredibly difficult to endure.

The other party involved, the grasshopper spirit, who didn't laugh, took this opportunity to speak to the primitive man, covering his forehead as he spoke.

"Senior, could you please help me revise it?"

"If I can't change, I might as well commit suicide!"

"Hey Quantum, quickly bring those two policemen back and have them take me away..."

At this moment, the simple-minded caveman realized that he had been careless and had caused trouble for the grasshopper spirit, so he quickly nodded repeatedly.

"Don't worry, little grasshopper, it can be changed, it absolutely can be changed!"

"Well, it's just that your soul has returned to its place, so it might hurt a little."

Upon hearing that it could be changed, the grasshopper spirit, disregarding the pain, immediately spoke.

"It's good that it can be changed, it's good that it can be changed!"

"To be honest, I've been beaten and suffered a lot in my life, so I'm not afraid of a little pain... Ah, it hurts so much!!"

It turns out that what primitive people called a little pain was simply pinching the little squirrel on the grasshopper spirit's face with their fingers and then pulling out another one underneath.

It's like a mischievous child playing with clay.

As any male friend knows, this is no small amount of pain.

Especially after being crushed... Don't you see the grasshopper spirit has fallen into a coma from the pain, foaming at the mouth, its body convulsing unconsciously.

"Old Immortal!"

Feeling sorry for the other person, Chang Jie quickly floated over and called out softly.

Although Zhao Youliang also felt sorry for the grasshopper spirit, he was relatively clear-headed.

"That Senior Cocoon, even the old immortal can't do it like this, he has no arms and no legs."

"One shouldn't trouble two masters with one matter, as you see..."

"Understood!" The simple-minded caveman nodded, then with a few "poof" sounds, he pulled the grasshopper spirit's arms and legs off the corpse and attached them to the new body.

"Haha, all done! You're welcome. I'm off!"

"Oh, by the way, remember to come visit me sometime, I'll treat you to beef!"

After saying this, the primitive man hurriedly went out the door.

Those who don't know the details might really think this guy "did the deed and left without leaving a trace."

Actually, he was worried that the grasshopper spirit would have new demands after waking up, and he just wanted to avoid trouble...

However, it turned out that the primitive man's worries were completely unnecessary.

After the grasshopper spirit regained consciousness, it was quite satisfied with its body, which had all four limbs intact and none of its parts were deformed.

Furthermore, this body has an extremely high potential, already possessing the strength of a ghost immortal.

If the grasshopper spirit diligently cultivates in the future, it is not impossible for it to further achieve the status of an Earth Immortal.

After the grasshopper demon was dealt with, everyone was overjoyed.

Only Li Mao walked dejectedly towards his home.

"Xiao Li, where are you going? Aren't you going to eat with us?"

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