The Dead Burn Incense, Puppets Sit in the Hall

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Chapter 474 Zhao Fei

After Yingchun's explanation, Li Mao finally understood that most of the stars in the sky were his teacher and the others.

Legend has it that if someone leaves with too many worries and reluctance in their heart, they will turn into a star.

Every day, I look at the people and things I cherish with tenderness...

Hearing what Sister Yingchun said, Li Mao also looked up at the sky, tears streaming down his face: "Godfather..."

The moment he uttered the word "godfather," he was immediately met with a brutal beating from the grasshopper demon.

"What are you shouting about! The young general didn't follow you in death, are you stupid!"

"Oh, okay, okay!" Li Mao, covered his head and ran away after being hit. "Old Immortal, please stop hitting me! I know I was wrong, alright?"

Just then, Sister Yingchun suddenly spoke up: "Alas, another star has been added. Is that one also going to follow the master in death?"

"What?!" The others were shocked by what Yingchun's sister-in-law said.

"Who? Who's leaving us again?!"

Sister Yingchun didn't say anything, but with a wave of her hand, a scene appeared before everyone's eyes.

The person in the picture is Zhao Fei climbing the mountain step by step.

Zhao Fei was so fat that he had difficulty walking and was now panting heavily.

A moment later, Zhao Fei appeared in front of Black Jesus.

Black Jesus and his henchmen were immediately terrified when they saw Zhao Fei.

Especially after Donkey Ancestor introduced Zhao Fei's identity.

"My God!"

"Donkey, are you saying he's on the same level as Mr. Horror?"

"Why are there so many people in your country who shouldn't exist!"

Seeing that Black Jesus was panicking, Donkey Ancestor quickly comforted him.

"Great Son of God, rest assured, this fat man is not as powerful as you, sir. He's at most just a cultivator, not even a ghost immortal!"

"You don't need to lift a finger; I can handle him!"

Someone took the initiative to test Zhao Fei, and Black Jesus was naturally more than happy to oblige.

As the Donkey Ancestor approached, Zhao Fei showed no panic whatsoever, remaining frighteningly calm.

It gives the impression that it doesn't matter whether you're alive or dead.

"Cough cough!"

After coughing twice, Zhao Fei took out a cigarette and took a puff: "Why are you in such a hurry to fight? Let me rest for a while first."

"That's how villains like you are. You all like to hide in places where no one goes, making it both time-consuming and laborious to find you."

"It's especially unfriendly to fat people like me."

Zhao Fei's calm and composed demeanor made Donkey Ancestor a little nervous.

Does this kid have a backup plan? Otherwise, why isn't he afraid at all?

Could it be that the terrifying young general is lying in ambush nearby?!

Upon realizing this, Donkey Ancestor was so frightened that he retreated repeatedly. If it weren't for Black Jesus being there, he would have run away.

Upon seeing the Donkey Ancestor's appearance, Zhao Fei scoffed, "Look at your behavior!"

"You think you can replace Brother Chang and the others? I spit on you!"

"Alright, Fatty's rested enough, come on, let's fight!"

Under the threatening gaze of Black Jesus, Donkey Ancestor reluctantly stepped forward.

Just as he was about to attack Zhao Fei, he was sent flying by a powerful slap from Zhao Fei's buttocks.

The donkey ancestor, who had barely managed to get up, looked at Zhao Fei with disbelief.

"You...you're actually a ghost immortal?!"

Zhao Fei sneered: "Although I, Fatty, am the least promising of our generation, I have made progress over the years."

"What? Scared?!"

As Zhao Fei spoke, he took out his spiked club and walked slowly toward Donkey Ancestor with a cold smile.

"Didn't you like being a lackey for foreigners? Didn't you like fighting?"

"Don't be a coward, come on!"

Although Donkey Ancestor was one of the Eight Outer Sect Ancestors, he was at the bottom of the list. He was not even in the same league as Crow Ancestor, let alone the other ancestors.

To put it simply, he's a lecherous donkey.

Therefore, he dared not fight Zhao Fei anymore and retreated tremblingly.

Zhao Fei took the initiative and launched an attack, unleashing his Unreturning Killing Technique.

"You beast, I'll cripple you first, and see how you'll ruin other people's girls in the future!"

In his panic, Donkey Ancestor dodged the spiked club that was aimed straight at his head, but he couldn't dodge Zhao Fei's groin kick.

With a muffled thud, Donkey Ancestor let out a howl, clutched his crotch, and fainted on the ground.

Blood was dripping from his crotch.

Zhao Fei's expression was somewhat strange: "Damn, they really do have the looks..."

As he spoke, he kicked out again, completely shattering Donkey Ancestor's chest cavity, sending him to meet God.

After dealing with the Donkey Ancestor, Zhao Fei, panting heavily, lit another cigarette and addressed the remaining eight outer sect elders.

"You bunch of bastards, wait a minute, I'm fucking tired again."

"Sigh, there's nothing I can do about being too fat."

"After you finish this cigarette, I'll send you to meet some lecherous donkeys!"

The other eight elders of the outer sects were intimidated by Zhao Fei's imposing aura and dared not speak for a moment.

Just then, the Black Jesus slowly floated in front of Zhao Fei.

Through Donkey Ancestor's probing, Black Jesus realized that Zhao Fei posed no threat to him, so he took the initiative to attack.

“Lost sheep, as long as you sincerely repent, I will forgive your sins on behalf of God and let you return to God’s embrace.”

"God so loved the world!"

Looking at the black Jesus, Zhao Fei spat out a puff of smoke.

"Where you live, lambs are carried? Here, they're boiled!"

"I want to take the lamb back to my own home!"

As he spoke, Zhao Fei leaped high into the air with a speed completely disproportionate to his size, his spiked club whistling through the air as he thrust it toward Black Jesus's crotch.

There was nothing he could do; the opponent flew too high, and Zhao Fei was doing his best to hit him in the groin.

Black Jesus was enraged when he saw Zhao Fei dare to attack him. He slammed his huge cross down and slammed Zhao Fei back to the ground with a bang.

Dust billowed up instantly, and Zhao Fei's pants ripped open at the crotch.

Blood trickled from the corner of his mouth, and it took a lot of effort for him to get up again.

"Little Blackie, you've got some skills!"

"Come on, come down here if you dare. It's too much trouble for me to jump."

The gods of the West. When facing those who pose no threat to them, they never hesitate to show compassion, civility, and magnanimity.

Not only gods, but also humans.

Of course, this is all on the premise that you don't have oil at home...

After hearing Zhao Fei's words, Black Jesus landed in front of Zhao Fei with a compassionate expression.

"God will fulfill all your requests, as long as you sincerely believe in God and dedicate everything to Him."

"Want me to offer you a piece of poop?!" Zhao Fei roared, unleashing his No-Return Killing Technique to its fullest extent.

The spiked club came crashing down like Mount Tai.

Black Jesus remained unperturbed and continued to act pretentious, flipping through the Bible while doing so.

"Lost lamb, corrupted soul, God is merciful, and this will bathe you in divine light."

As soon as he finished speaking, a beam of white light, like a searchlight, descended from the sky and enveloped Zhao Fei.

Zhao Fei immediately felt as if he had been thrown into molten steel, and screamed in pain.

Black smoke began to billow from its entire body.

Black Jesus was very pleased with the result: "Now can you kneel down and repent to me?"