Chapter 4: The Crazy and Passionate Heroine (4)

That night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse, and everything was silent.

The emperor yawned, looked at the memorials piled up like a mountain, and sighed inwardly.

Everyone wants to be an emperor, but they don’t know that being an emperor is not easy, especially for an emperor who is diligent and loves his people, works diligently, gets up earlier than the chickens and sleeps later than the dogs.

In addition to the mountains of memorials, during the day he also had to face the old-fashioned people in the court who formed their own factions, reconcile the relationships between ministers, and compete with them in wits and courage.

At night he would go and flip through the names of the concubines in the harem and favor them as a matter of routine. For a moment the emperor was a little confused, wondering who was favoring whom?

The emperor suddenly felt that he was absolutely filled with resentment, and no one could relieve his resentment.

The emperor had just finished reviewing the memorials when the eunuch Wang beside him suddenly fell to the ground, and the palace maid holding the lamp and the guard also fell to the ground with two thuds.

The emperor was startled and looked around vigilantly.

"Uncle Emperor~Uncle Emperor~"

The emperor was startled by the ethereal and distant female voice, especially the trembling tone when the words fell, which was so chilling that it gave him goose bumps all over.

Lying on the beam, Sui Shu, covered in jewels and jade, continued to howl: "Uncle Emperor~~"

The more the emperor listened to the voice, the more familiar it seemed to him. He looked up and saw Sui Shu, dressed in golden clothes, lying on the beam with a hideous and distorted expression, howling.

Emperor: "...Wushuang! Come down!"

Sui Shu paused, not showing any embarrassment at being discovered, and crawled down from the beam on all fours with a wronged look on his face.

The emperor looked at Sui Shu, whose eyes were filled with stupidity and whose mouth was pouting, and for a moment he didn't know whether to be angry or heartbroken.

"Wushuang, how did you get in?"

Sui Shu squatted down and picked up the golden beads on the ground, saying, "Yes, it climbed over the wall and came in."

The things that knocked out the eunuchs, palace maids and guards just now were these golden beads.

Looking at this somewhat silly niece, the emperor squatted down and said softly, "Wushuang, why did you come to see Uncle Emperor?"

Sui Shu sighed and said, "Uncle Emperor, my family is out of money. We can't even afford to buy clothes for the prince. We can only pick up Uncle Emperor's old clothes to wear."

Hehehe, I’m even planning to take your throne and sit on it.

The emperor's pupils changed, and his voice changed a little: "Wushuang, what kind of old clothes are you talking about?"

Sui Shu gestured and pointed at the emperor's dragon robe with an innocent look on his face: "It looks like this."

The emperor's face turned completely gloomy. He secretly kept the dragon robe. What a good son he is!

Tie Zhu noticed the emperor's change of heart and couldn't help asking Sui Shu: "Host, why doesn't the emperor doubt the truth of your words?"

Sui Shu counted the golden beads in his hand: [Most emperors are suspicious by nature. If a normal person said this, he might not believe it, but if a fool said this, he would not doubt it.]

Tiezhu: [……]

So, host, why don't you look so proud? This system seems so unrefined! As a fast-travel tasker, you must maintain your image, your image!

The iron pillar continued to scream silently, twisting and crawling madly...

The emperor pondered for a while and said, "Shadow Two."

The wind picked up a leaf, rolled it up, and floated into the room.

The atmosphere was extremely awkward. The emperor coughed lightly and said, "Shadow Three."

The atmosphere became doubly awkward.

Sui Shu scurried over to a red lacquered pillar and pulled out two men in black. "The Emperor is calling you, why didn't you say a word?"

Ying Er and Ying San, who were tied up like big dumplings with two big apples stuffed in their mouths, said: "..."

The emperor looked at the silly Sui Shu and sighed repeatedly: "Wushuang, could you please stop talking?"

Sui Shu shook his head sincerely: "Uncle Emperor, this is not possible."

If you don't say anything, there won't be any chaos.

emperor:"……"

He could guess with his toes that this was from Sui Shugan. Although he was stupid, his fighting ability was higher than that of General Qin. He didn't know whether it was good luck or bad luck.

Sui Shu was finally sent back to the palace by Ying Er and Ying San.

Sui Shu looked at the two men whose faces were as black as coal and waved his hands: "Bye, Coal Brother, Coal Brother."

Shadow 2: “…”

Shadow Three: “…”

On the way back to the palace, Ying San couldn't help but ask, "Second brother, do you think the princess will be beaten for doing this?"

Ying Er sighed: "I don't know whether the princess will be beaten, but I know that none of us can beat her."

Shadow Three: “…”

Heartache (′-ω`)

The next day, the King of Qi finally woke up and heard the slogans outside: "Touch your legs, shake your head and stand up..."

The King of Qi gnashed his teeth and said, "This Dang Fu!"

The King of Qi called the housekeeper and ignored the emperor's ban. He packed up and went to the palace in a carriage.

The emperor looked at the King of Qi kneeling and crying below, and couldn't help but hold his forehead.

These days, Nanny Rong has been reporting to the Queen about what Sui Shu has been doing in Prince Qi's Mansion. However, as long as it doesn't get out and no one is killed, the Emperor chooses to turn a blind eye.

This son is cruel and has a big heart.

The King of Qi asked for a divorce, but was reprimanded by the Emperor, who then granted the divorce.

Sui Shu received the imperial edict and moved all the money of the original owner back to the vacant General's Mansion, but the emperor ordered it to be changed into a Princess' Mansion.

The King of Qi watched as Sui Shu beat the palace guards, forcing them to open the palace storehouse and move out box after box of gold, silver, and jewelry.

The King of Qi was so angry that his chest heaved: "Qin Wushuang, you, a divorced woman, actually dared to steal the property of the royal palace."

Sui Shu rolled his eyes and said in a sarcastic tone: "Qin Wushuang, you divorced woman, how dare you steal the palace's finances~~"

Under the sullen expression of the King of Qi, Sui Shu sneered, "You poor bastard who wants to seize the dowry of your divorced wife, you scheming bastard, you have no shame!"

The King of Qi was so angry that his hands were shaking: "You, you!"

Sui Shu made a face, shook his head and turned around in a charming and devilish manner, rolling his eyes in a very funny way.

"Young men, return to the Princess's Mansion."

The guards looked in pain, their faces full of "Prince, please save us~", but they did not dare to disobey Sui Shu's words, and left the palace reluctantly.

Sui Shu did not make a big fuss. Since the emperor had granted the divorce, she could temporarily save some face for the royal family. Anyway, it would all be lost at once in the future.

For example, after Sui Shu left the palace, the King of Qi didn't even want Xuan Yi and others who were taken away by Sui Shu, and directly spread the rumor that Sui Shu was divorced for being unfaithful to his wife.

It's a pity that the people are not fools. They can see clearly what kind of character the King of Qi is. If this Princess Wushuang is really unfaithful to her husband, she would have died suddenly to save the reputation of the royal family.

When the emperor received the news, his beard twitched with anger.

Wushuang left the palace silently in order to save the face of the royal family, but this stupid son rushed to embarrass himself, which really made him angry to death.

As a result, the King of Qi's ban was extended from half a year to one year.