After sleeping for tens of thousands of years, the Demon God Sui Shu awakens, summoned by a bold and reckless system.
The system’s iron pillar intended to prank the big boss, hug the boss�...
Chapter 6: The Crazy and Passionate Heroine (6)
Tiles flew down, and Xuan Yi broke the bed frame. He was wrapped in the mandarin duck and hibiscus gauze curtain, and his face could not be seen clearly.
"Oh hohohohohoho..." Sui Shu laughed triumphantly as he quickly jumped down and ran out the door dragging Xuan Yi, who was wrapped like a dumpling.
The candlelight was dim, and Sui Shu moved quickly, so no one could see Sui Shu's face clearly.
The Prince of Qi's mansion was in chaos for a while. The servants hurriedly went to call for doctors and catch assassins. It was very lively.
Sui Shu dragged Xuan Yi, whose face was bruised and swollen and whose eyes were numb, back to the Princess's Mansion, muttering as he walked: "Why don't you listen? I'm not more handsome than the King of Qi? Not richer than the King of Qi? Not sicker than the King of Qi? Or do you not like women? You like men!"
Xuan Yi seemed to be finally angry. Why did this woman like to talk nonsense so much?
He said viciously, "What do you know? You know nothing. Ten years ago, during the snowstorm, if the prince hadn't given me two steamed buns and a fox fur cloak, I would have starved to death and frozen to death on the street!"
After hearing Xuan Yi's words, Sui Shu suddenly recalled the original owner's memory from ten years ago. He sneered, "Which prince would have two orchid bells on his fox fur coat? He's not from Nanfeng Pavilion."
Sui Shu pushed the stunned Xuan Yi away, dusted himself off and returned to his yard.
All I can say is that the heroines of sadistic novels must have dug up the author's ancestors' graves in their previous life. The people they saved were all blind and heartless. They not only bullied them, but also wanted to kill them.
Ten years ago, the original owner accompanied his mother to distribute porridge outside the city. The King of Qi wanted to establish a good relationship with the General's Mansion, so he also went with them.
When the original owner saw the little beggar shivering in the corner, he felt sorry for him and bought two steamed buns along with his own warm fox fur coat to give to the little beggar.
The King of Qi wanted to show his courtesy at the time, so he used the excuse of strict separation between men and women to help the original owner give the things to the little beggar.
Tie Zhu couldn't help but say: "I really don't know why the original owner was so kind. Isn't this just asking for trouble?"
Sui Shu frowned upon hearing Tie Zhu's words and said, "There's nothing wrong with the original owner's kindness. What's wrong is taking advantage of kindness and betraying kind people. Perhaps the original owner regretted it, but she never regretted possessing such a beautiful quality."
After that, Xuan Yi became much more obedient and did whatever Sui Shu said, which shocked the other guards.
As for the King of Qi, after that scare, he could no longer rule. For this reason, he smashed a lot of things in the mansion and wanted to kill the doctor who treated him, but was stopped in time by the housekeeper.
After all, the Prince of Qi's Mansion is still at the center of controversy. If the Prince of Qi kills someone at this moment and the emperor finds out, who knows what kind of punishment he will receive.
Perhaps Ye Nuannuan was afraid of the long night and many troubles, so she bribed a few killers to kill Sui Shu. However, as soon as the killers jumped into the room, they were knocked down by a vase thrown by Sui Shu.
Sui Shu was speechless and yelled at Xuan Yi outside the door, "Didn't you say Ye Nuannuan found the top ten killers? Why is she so weak?"
Xuan Yi was also confused. With this strength, he couldn't even make it into the top 100 of the killer list.
"I...I don't know."
Sui Shu kicked the weak killer away and said, "If you don't know, go check it out. And clean up this guy and lock him up."
Although this killer is very weak, he is quite handsome and has a good figure. Her dance team can now add a new member, oh ho ho ho...
Tiezhu: [……]
Host, please don't laugh like a brothel owner, okay?
However, if Ye Nuannuan dares to hire someone to kill her, she must be prepared to bear revenge.
Sui Shu sneaked into Prince Qi's mansion in the middle of the night, injected a stream of demonic energy into Prince Qi's body, and then quietly returned to the Princess's mansion.
The next day, the Prince of Qi's Mansion sent an invitation to the Princess' Mansion. Sui Shu didn't even look at it and burned it directly.
On the third day, the invitation from Prince Qi's Mansion arrived again, and Sui Shu was burned to ashes again.
The fourth day came again, and Sui Shu was burned again...
Five days later, Xuanyi found out the identity of the killer.
The killer locked up by Sui Shu is Gongzi Yu, who is ranked 101st on the killer list, but Gongzi Yu is not the killer Ye Nuannuan is looking for.
Ye Nuannuan spent one thousand taels of silver to find the killer who was ranked tenth on the killer list, Jingtai, but Jingtai was very busy, so she took out five hundred taels and found the killer who was ranked twenty-seventh on the killer list, Nangong Jin.
Nangong Jin had just completed a mission and happened to be injured, so he took out two hundred taels and found Bai Yunyan, who was ranked 73rd on the killer list.
Bai Yunyan was a playboy who was entangled by a group of girls, so he took out a hundred taels of silver and found Gongzi Yu.
Sui Shu: "..."
Sui Shu was very angry and the consequences were serious.
What do these people think of her? It's obvious that you don't take her seriously!
So that night, Sui Shu broke the big knife on the mirror table with one palm, crushed Nangong Jin's mother-and-child mandarin duck axe with one foot, and chopped Bai Yunyan's flowing cloud iron fan with a kitchen knife.
Xuan Yi led his men to the yard early in the morning to do radio gymnastics, and found three killers hanging on a big tree in the Princess's Mansion. They were beaten black and blue, tied up like dumplings, and had muddy radishes and vegetables stuffed in their mouths.
In a certain village, an old lady was carrying a vegetable basket and preparing to buy some vegetables when she suddenly discovered that two vegetables were missing from her vegetable garden and a radish pit was also empty.
The old lady immediately started cursing with full force: "I @#℅...you are a starving ghost who has been reincarnated to steal my vegetables! I @#℅..."
But when the old lady saw the one or two taels of silver suddenly appearing in the radish field, she happily picked them up and left.
"A-choo, a-choo, a-choo!"
Sui Shu had two big dark circles under his eyes and he jumped up from the bed with a somersault: "Damn it, these bastards actually dared to scold me!"
Tie Zhu was confused: [Host, how do you know it was the male protagonist and the female supporting character who were scolding you?]
Sui Shu: [I feel like they are scolding me.]
Tiezhu: [……]
Sui Shu decided to wait until night to go to Prince Qi's mansion to make some trouble. Now she also had to deal with the killers she had caught last night.
Just these little bastards, are they worthy of fighting with her? If they weren't handsome and in good shape, she could just crush their heads.
Sui Shu sealed the martial arts of the three people, asked Xuan Yi and others to clean up the three people, and brought them to him along with Gongzi Yu.
All four of them are good-looking, probably because of the principle that killers in ancient Chinese novels are all handsome. Each of them is handsome in his own way.
He knelt in front of the mirror without saying a word, and with his stern face he looked cold and tough; Nangong Jin had a feminine appearance, feminine and evil.
Bai Yunyan has an air of nobility about her, and every move she makes is elegant and dashing.
Gongzi Yu has a baby face and a pair of puppy eyes that look clear and innocent.
Just when the four people thought Sui Shu was going to do something unspeakable to them, Sui Shu took out a homemade trumpet.
"Chest push! Arm strength! Nangong Jin, throw your hands out. Why are you still using the mother-and-child mandarin duck halberd if your hands are weak?
Shake your head, don't you know how? Xuan Yi demonstrates... Bai Yunyan, Gongzi Yu! You two are not allowed to make faces!
Lunge, round your hips, don't look away from the mirror, smile for me, or I'll do the round hips exercise a hundred times!"
Four people: "..."
Oh, Heaven, oh, Earth, they are guilty. Please send down a bolt of lightning to kill them instead of letting this crazy princess torture them.
It’s a pity that the heaven and the earth cannot hear their cries, otherwise they would also be scared.