After sleeping for tens of thousands of years, the Demon God Sui Shu awakens, summoned by a bold and reckless system.
The system’s iron pillar intended to prank the big boss, hug the boss�...
Chapter 77 The mutual redemption of the heroine and the supporting actress (4)
Sui Shu curled his lips and said, "Aren't you the one who has awakened too?"
A hint of excitement flashed across Xia Yu's eyes, but she didn't dare to speak. If the system judged that she was disrupting the plot, the garbage system would be blacked out again.
Sui Shu seemed to have guessed Xia Yu's concerns and slapped Xia Yu hard on the forehead.
Xia Yu was knocked back by Sui Shu's slap, and fell on his butt with a thud.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh - my butt hurts, it hurts." Xia Yu's expression was distorted, and he seemed to be twisting in pain on the ground.
Sui Shu held the system in his hand, the corners of his mouth twitching.
The system was a bright ball of light, struggling frantically in Sui Shu's hands: [Let me go, who are you? You are not Mu Wan! Who are you?]
Xia Yu recovered, covered his butt and climbed up from the ground. He pointed at the ball of light in Sui Shu's hand and said in shock: "This, this, this... is this that rubbish system?"
Tiezhu saw this strategy system in the system space and said: [Host, this system was not created by the Lord God. It has the power of heaven.]
Sui Shu rolled the light ball into a long strip and handed it to Xia Yu: "This is the strategy system. Can you help me hold it?"
Xia Yu pinched one end of the long strip in a daze, and Sui Shu stepped back directly, pulling the strategy system into a thin rope.
The strategy system screamed in pain: [Ah ...
Hearing the sound of the strategy system, Xia Yu immediately became excited and swung the strategy system back and forth: "Hahaha, you have come to this day. You used to shock me with every turn and make my heart stop. Hahaha... Everything goes around in circles, and fate spares no one!"
Sui Shu handed the other end of the strategy system to Xia Yu. Xia Yu simply treated the strategy system as a skipping rope, jumping on the spot and stepping on it from time to time.
Xia Yu didn't care at all about the looks passersby gave him as if he was crazy, and laughed out loud: "Hahahaha...Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't look down on the young and poor, you are done, you damn system!"
After being exploited by this garbage system for so long, Xia Yu has finally gotten rid of it and now just wants to go crazy.
After going crazy for a while, Xia Yu finally cried: "Wuwuwu... I'm finally free, wuwuwu..."
Xia Yu cried with tears and snot all over her face: "Wow, wow, wow, I finally don't have to be so aggrieved..."
Sui Shu: "..."
Tiezhu shook his head, a look of pity on his face: [How pitiful! He's almost driven crazy by the strategy system.]
Sui Shu sat by the flower bed and watched Xia Yu cry, then squatted by the flower bed and watched Xia Yu cry, and finally went to buy a bag of barbecue, but Xia Yu was still crying.
Just after Sui Shuxuan finished all the barbecue and burped, Xia Yu finally stopped crying.
Xia Yu stared at Sui Shu for a long time, then suddenly rushed over and hugged Sui Shu's thighs: "Wow wow wow, Sister Wan, thank you for saving me from the dire situation, wuwuwu wuwuwu..."
"Ah, no, let me go!" Sui Shu tried to pull his thighs hard, but Xia Yu held him too tightly and refused to let go.
"Wow, Sister Wan! From now on, you will be my adopted parent!" Xia Yu let go of her hand, knelt on the ground and was about to kowtow, "Accept my worship!"
Sui Shu was so frightened that he jumped up and grabbed Xia Yu's shoulders with both hands, lifted her up and shook her hard.
Shake it and get the water out of your brain.
Xia Yu's voice was a little hoarse, with a pair of swollen goldfish eyes: "You awakened too? Why are you so powerful?"
Sui Shu stroked his chin and said thoughtfully, "Maybe it's because I'm the vicious female supporting role."
Xia Yu complained: "Why is the vicious female supporting role so powerful??"
Sui Shu: "Probably because I brought disaster to both you and the strategy system in the plot."
Xia Yu: “…”
Xia Yu swung the half-dead strategy system in her hand: "Then... Sister Wan, what should I do with this system?"
Sui Shu suddenly had an idea: "Do you want to fight back in kind?"
Xia Yu pulled the strategy system hard, causing it to scream.
"Sister Wan, what should I do? I can't tie this damn system to that damn man Zhou Ningrui, right?"
As soon as Xia Yu finished speaking, the phone in his pocket rang: "The bastard is going to eat shit, the bastard is going to eat shit..."
When Sui Shu heard the ringtone, he blurted out, "Zhou Ningrui called you again?"
Xia Yu was surprised that Sui Shu immediately guessed who the visitor was, and was a little embarrassed: "Ah, I, yes, yes..."
She had no way to resist the system, this was her last bit of stubbornness.
Tiezhu took out a small wooden hammer in his left hand and a small wooden fish in his right hand, then started beating them, unable to suppress the smile on his face.
[Forgive me for not being able to hold back my laughter. Please don't deduct my merits. I'm sorry.]
Sui Shu chuckled and said, "Forget it, just answer it."
Xia Yu answered the phone immediately, and Zhou Ningrui's disgusting voice came from the other end: "Xia Yu, go buy me a condom right now. I need one. The one I usually use, large size."
Sui Shu raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at Xia Yu.
Xia Yu waved her hands helplessly and whispered, "No, that's not the case. This bastard often humiliated me in this way before. We definitely didn't do that."
Sui Shu made an OK gesture, indicating that he believed what Xia Yu said.
Xia Yu breathed a sigh of relief, put her hands on her hips, and began to type frantically into her phone: "Buy your uncle's TT, buy your ancestors' TT, you bastard, I'm telling you today, I'm done, you can eat shit, I'm liberated today! Pah pah pah pah pah...
With your one-minute fighting ability, can you wear something the size of a thumb? Do you deserve it? You deserve your grandmother's bowed fart! You are ugly and the trouble is steep. The number of people who die of fear from your face every year can be counted on the Fibonacci number!
After cursing, Xia Yu didn't wait for Zhou Ningrui to respond. He hung up the phone with a snap, took a long breath, and then pounded his chest like a gorilla: "Ah, cool!"
Sui Shu suddenly felt that this girl was to her liking, so she dragged Xia Yu into a shopping mall and pointed at the frog costume in the roadside mall and asked, "Where is it? Do you want one?"
Xia Yu's eyes lit up and he said excitedly, "Yes, yes, yes!"
So Sui Shu paid for two sets, one green and one pink.
Tiezhu had a bad feeling and asked hesitantly: [Host, you don't want to set up a night stall to sell children, do you?]
Sui Shu: [Why not?]
Xia Yu pulled Sui Shu into the night market, bought a dozen frog balloons on the spot, and gave them to Sui Shu.
That night, the two frog puppets turned their phones to silent mode, stood in the square, twisted, crawled, and did somersaults.
Sui Shu met an Alaskan on the road, and was chased and barked at by Alaskan. So Sui Shu resumed Anubis mode and chased Alaskan on all fours for half a square.
Xia Yu chased after him, but he ran too wildly and due to limited visibility, he crashed into a telephone pole and fell on his butt.
After selling a few little frogs, Xia Yu took out his cell phone and prepared to take a photo.
Sui Shu turned his head, put the pole with the little frog on it on his shoulder, and ran away.
Before Xia Yu could react, he subconsciously turned around and found that two urban management officers were speeding towards him.
Xia Yu ran away, screaming: "Ahhh... Sister Wan, you are so unfair, wait for me!"
In the end, Xia Yu with short legs failed to negotiate successfully and was caught by two urban management officers.
Xia Yu held on to the pole tightly and screamed, "Ahhh...my cub!"
"I don't want to listen, I ......"
"I hate you, I hate you all ahhhhh——"
…
By the time Sui Shu bought a small electric scooter and rode it back slowly, Xia Yu had already been ordered by the urban management to face the wall and reflect on his mistakes.
Although the frog doll only had one expression, Sui Shu could still see Xia Yu's resentment at a glance.
At three o'clock in the morning, Xia Yu rode a small electric scooter with Sui Shu on the brightly lit streets.
"Sister Wan, where are you going tonight?"
Sui Shu yawned and said, "Let's go to my house. You can come with me."
Xia Yu hesitated for a few seconds and refused: "Forget it, it would be rude for me to meet my aunt dressed like this."
Sui Shu pinched Xia Yu's frog-like head and said, "Don't worry about it. My parents are very easy to talk to and won't mind. Besides, it's really worrying for a girl like you to go home so late at night."
Xia Yu was about to refuse, but Sui Shu immediately said, "It's a deal. If you call me sister, I'll ask you to stay for one night. It's a good opportunity for us to figure out how to get revenge together."
Sui Shu had already said this, and it would be impolite for Xia Yu to refuse. She asked, "Sister Wan, where is your home?"
Sui Shu pointed in a direction: "Let's go home!"