After sleeping for tens of thousands of years, the Demon God Sui Shu awakens, summoned by a bold and reckless system.
The system’s iron pillar intended to prank the big boss, hug the boss�...
Chapter 85 Son, I am your mother (1)
As soon as Sui Shu opened her eyes, a teacup was thrown at her face.
Damn, am I going to be smashed as soon as I get to the surface?
Sui Shu waved his sleeves, and the teacup and the scalding hot tea returned directly the same way.
"Ah—my face!"
"Ah—my head!"
Sui Shu immediately heard two screams and the sound of a teacup falling to the ground.
Sitting on the high seat was a middle-aged woman covered in jewels, covering her head and screaming and wailing.
Next to the middle-aged woman stood a girl, no more than 29 years old, who was covering her face and making a shrill sound.
"Li, you bitch!"
The middle-aged woman had a mean look on her face. She pointed at Sui Shu and shouted to the maids on both sides of the main hall, "Catch her!"
Sui Shu narrowed his eyes and spat, "Stupid B!"
Afterwards, Sui Shu moved as fast as lightning, kicking these old women and maids away one by one.
"Ah ...
The main hall was filled with the howling and screaming of maids and old women, one after another, continuously.
After these people were unable to get up, Sui Shu slowly walked towards the two people on the altar and cracked his fingers.
The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she slid off the chair and fell to the ground: "Li... Li, you are simply a traitor!"
The woman quickly put her hand down and hurried to help her: "Aunt!"
She must have been pampered, and after being scalded by the scalding hot tea, her skin became red, swollen, and peeling.
If Sui Shu hadn't thrown the tea back, the tea would have been poured on her head.
Sui Shu looked down at his hands, which were covered with scars, calluses, and frostbite scars.
Obviously, the owner of this body was not living a good life.
"Not only am I committing treason, I will also kill your master and destroy your ancestors!"
Sui Shu lifted his sleeves, pounced in front of the middle-aged woman, sat on her, opened his hands left and right, and slapped the middle-aged woman's face wildly.
"Old bitch, old bitch, old bitch..."
The woman next to him obviously didn't expect Sui Shu to suddenly attack her, and was stunned for a few seconds.
When she came to her senses, Sui Shu had already slapped her aunt more than a dozen times.
"Let go of my aunt!" the woman screamed and rushed towards Sui Shu, "Li Xiangyun, I'm going to fight you!"
"Stupid B, if you want to die so badly, I'll help you!"
Sui Shu grabbed her collar and pressed her together with the middle-aged woman. He pressed his knee on her abdomen and used his left hand to slap her.
Ten minutes later, the two men had been knocked unconscious by Sui Shushan, their faces swollen like two big pig heads.
Sui Shu stood up and grabbed their wrists.
After hearing a few cracking sounds, the two were awakened by the pain and woke up screaming.
Sui Shu snorted, and someone kicked him twice before he dusted himself off and walked out of the hall.
This is actually a dimension derived from a time-travel farming novel.
The heroine is the beautiful woman named Bai Weiyun, and the hero is He Xiao.
Bai Weiyun is a modern beauty blogger. Because she was cheating on her boyfriend, she was stabbed to death by her extreme boyfriend. She then traveled through time and space to become Bai Erya, a little village girl in an ancient mountain village.
After traveling back in time after death, Bai Weiyun vowed never to have two relationships at the same time again.
Bai Weiyun soon discovered that this family was extremely poor, and the elders favored boys over girls, so they betrothed her to the son of the Nujiang family in the next village.
Bai Weiyun thinks she is a time traveler and has the heroine's script. She starts punching her bad relatives and kicking her biased elders.
In order to get rid of the engagement, she drugged the carpenter's son and her own cousin, and then brought a group of people to catch them in bed.
Bai Weiyun took this opportunity to divide the family and set up a female household on her own.
Later, one time, Bai Weiyun went up the mountain to look for mushrooms and found a man covered in blood.
Bai Weiyun didn't think of reporting to the police. When she saw this man, she thought of the characters in modern novels, where the amnesiac man picked up by the heroine was either rich or noble, and was the destined male protagonist.
So, Bai Weiyun took the man back to her home.
When the man woke up, he had lost his memory as expected.
Bai Weiyun said they were husband and wife right away, and the man didn't doubt it at all and really became husband and wife with Bai Weiyun.
In this paradise, men farm and women weave, with children around their knees, they are so happy.
It was not until five years later that the man regained his memory and realized that he was the loyal and brave He Xiao, and he returned to the capital.
But He Xiao was reluctant to leave here, so he started pretending to have amnesia. He did this for seven years, and finally Bai Weiyun discovered the clues.
When Bai Weiyun learned that He Xiao already had a wife, she was shocked and wanted to divorce He Xiao with her son He Bai.
The plot immediately turns into a tragic love story. She runs away, he chases her, she can't escape even if she has wings, he replies, she argues, and he gets furious.
The two of them were entangled in each other and decided to break away from the secular world and elope.
It wasn't an elopement. He Xiao contacted his mother and moved the family to the outskirts of the capital. Then every month his mother took out 500 taels of silver from home and sent it to them.
Since then, the hero and heroine have been happily together.
The original owner was named Li Xiangyun, the legitimate daughter of the Minister of Revenue, and also the wife of He Xiao.
She and He Xiao were childhood sweethearts. They had been engaged since childhood and got married twelve years ago.
Just two years after their marriage, war broke out in the northwest. He Xiao was ordered to lead troops to fight, but was defeated. He Xiao died on the battlefield, and all 100,000 soldiers died.
The emperor was furious and took his anger out on the Duke of Zhongyong's Mansion, confiscating most of the assets under its name.
However, the emperor also remembered that the ancestors of the Zhongyong Marquis' Mansion had sacrificed their lives for the country and were loyal to the emperor and patriotic, so he retained the name of the Zhongyong Marquis' Mansion.
The old lady of the Zhongyong Marquis's Mansion lost her husband in her early years and her son in her middle age, so she took out all her anger on her daughter-in-law, the original owner.
The original owner was taught by her parents to be polite, honest, kind, respectful and filial since she was a child. In addition, she had a deep affection for He Xiao, so no matter how the old lady tormented her, she endured it one by one, and supported the entire mansion by herself, and half of her dowry was invested in the mansion.
Because she was overworked and didn't know she was pregnant, she had a miscarriage under the old lady's persuasion.
From then on, the old lady disliked the original owner even more, so she brought her nephews and nieces from her mother's side into the uncle's house and brought them up well.
The original owner worked day and night and was bedridden at the age of only forty or so. He didn't have much time left.
The original plot's ending only wrote that He Xiao and Bai Weiyun were happily together.
Although the story ends here, the small world that has been derived from it has not ended yet.
Bai Weiyun felt that if she really had to farm in this plane for the rest of her life, it would be too shameful for a time traveler, so she used her son's future as an excuse to ask He Xiao to find a way to go back.
He Xiao also felt that this was not going to work, so he secretly returned to the uncle's house. Knowing that he was in the wrong, he said a few words of apology, and even said in a subtle way that the original master wanted to be tolerant and wanted Bai Weiyun to be his equal wife.