Alternative Title: 欲妖手撕炮灰劇本，肆意撩惹主神
Author: 百裏火火
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-21
Updated: 2025-10-21
Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.
Yu Lanxi discovered that these cannon fodder died very innocently. He was displeased, so he trampled the scummy and villainous underfoot, lived to the end, and ascended to the peak of the entertainment industry, the cultivation world, the apocalypse, and more.
Cannon fodder hosts are notoriously miserable and quick to die. Other systems asked System 000: "How come your host takes so long to complete missions?"
System 000 replied: "My host ascended to the peak of the entertainment industry."
Other systems asked: "He ascended, but what about the protagonist?"
System 000, looking world-weary, lit a cigarette: "The protagonist was blacklisted by the entire internet and retired from the industry."
Seeing Yu Lanxi repeatedly perform illegal operations, other systems exclaimed: "Is there any justice left? I'm going to report this to the Main God!"
The system that went to report cried out in anguish. It saw the wise and mighty Main God kneeling on a washboard, begging Yu Lanxi's forgiveness as his