The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 146 The Ghost Riding on the Heavenly Master's Head 13

Chapter 146 The Ghost Riding on the Heavenly Master's Head 13

"Dong Le, Xiao Feng is your son, not your brother, right?" Shen Xiaoxiao said, "Such a big thing, you hid it from me?"

Dong Le felt a little guilty and pretended to be tough: "Is there any difference between a son and a brother?"

"It makes no difference, why don't you tell me?"

"I'm doing this for your own good, right? You're so picky at your age and still not willing to get married..."

Shen Xiaoxiao picked up the bag and hit Dong Le on the head.

"I want a rotten person like you to give me an evaluation? If I don't pick it out, am I really going to pick up trash like you?"

Dong Le was about to fight back when Shen Xiaoxiao switched to a video call: “Look everyone, this guy is going to hit a woman!”

"The world is going downhill."

"You're not a man."

The old men and women pointed at Dong Le.

Dong Le just felt ashamed. How could Shen Xiaoxiao beat someone up and also broadcast it live?

He covered his face and ran away in shame.

He really couldn't understand how Shen Xiaoxiao discovered his secret.

Business was getting better and better, but Yu Lanxi still chose the right time to close the stall.

After Acong got off work, he came over immediately and helped to close the stall neatly.

The old men and women were reluctant to part with Lan Zhaozhao, and Aunt Nian even said, "Goodbye, Master Ghost Immortal."

When passing by a big banyan tree, Lan Zhaozhao saw several pale ghosts sitting under the tree and chatting.

"The Ghost-Seeing Sorrow has killed ghosts again! He beat the female ghost so hard that her soul flew away. It scared the ghost to death!"

"If you ask me, Ghost Sees Sorrow is really unreasonable. When the girl was alive, the man wanted to save money on the bride price and took advantage of her. He made her pregnant and even used the money in their shared savings account. When she found out the truth, he told her a miscarriage. What's wrong with her seeking revenge on him after her death by disemboweling him?"

Lan Zhaozhao listened for a while and whispered to Yu Lanxi, "Brother, they're probably talking about the manager who wants to kill me. Ghost-Seeing Sorrow is really annoying."

"Indeed." Yu Lanxi responded.

On the other side, Yu Youxian, wearing a Taoist robe, stood in front of Lan Zhaozhao's rental house.

He killed countless ghosts and monsters that harmed people, so he was nicknamed "Ghost-Seeing Monster".

"There is negative energy here, and there is also negative energy next door." Yu Youxian looked towards Xiaocong's house.

There is some negative energy next door, but I don’t sense any evil or murderous energy. I guess the ghost next door has never harmed anyone.

Yu Youxian knocked on the door next door.

Grandma Liu thought Xiaocong had come home, so she opened the door.

But she found a man who looked like a Taoist priest standing at the door, and she was so scared that she wanted to close the door immediately.

"Wait!" Yu Youxian blocked the door and walked in directly. "Dust to dust, dust to dust. You are already dead. You shouldn't be greedy for anything in this world."

Grandma Liu said, "Master, the child I raised has intellectual disabilities. It's not that I am greedy for the world, but I..."

"There's no point in saying more. Ghosts have their own place to go. Sooner or later, you'll be contaminated by the foul air in the human world and become a fierce ghost." Yu Youxian took out a talisman and stuck it on Grandma Liu's body. "Go to the underworld!"

Grandma Liu only felt a force pulling her away forcibly.

She doesn't want to leave!

"You are so stubborn!" Yu Youxian made hand gestures and muttered something, trying to force Grandma Liu to leave.

Grandma Liu felt like she was about to be pulled away by that invisible force, and she seemed to see the flowers on the other side of the Yellow Springs Road.

No!

She can't leave!

If she left, what would happen to Xiao Cong if he was left alone?

How sad should he be?

"I just don't want to leave! Why are you forcing me?" The negative energy around Grandma Liu suddenly increased, her hostility also increased, and her eyes became darker.

Her power exploded, and the talisman paper on her forehead was corroded by the Yin energy and turned black and fell to the ground.

"Look, this is the consequence of being too obsessed! You've become a ghost!" Yu Youxian said, "I'll give you one last chance. Will you leave?"

"I won't leave!"

"Then I can't let you stay!" Yu Youxian took out the copper coin sword and stabbed Grandma Liu.

Grandma Liu was stabbed by the copper coin sword, her soul became fainter, and most of her negative energy dissipated.

"I didn't do anything bad, why do you have to target me?"

"You've become a fierce ghost, which is the greatest evil!" Yu Youxian said, "If you stay in the human world, you'll kill someone sooner or later!"

Grandma Liu kicked Yu Youxian away, and the Yin energy on her body became thicker again, and the place where she was injured by the copper coin sword was slowly healing.

"How come you have so much Yin energy?" Yu Youxian supported the ground with his copper coin sword, feeling confused and puzzled.

"Of course I passed it on to her."

Hearing the clear male voice, Yu Youxian turned his head and saw Yu Lanxi floating behind him.

"Lan Xi! You caused your brother to fall downstairs and manipulated your parents into beating each other. You have a vicious heart!"

"Don't you know they're arranging a ghost marriage for me? They're exploiting me?"

Yu Youxian said in a loud voice, "So what if I know? You're already dead, so you shouldn't meddle in the affairs of the human world!"

"You are unreasonable, Taoist priest!" Grandma Liu scolded. "You are meddling in ghost affairs! Why can't ghosts meddle in human affairs?"

"Yu Youxian, stop!" Xiao Jinhe hurried over, his face showing a stern expression.

As soon as Grandma Liu saw Xiao Jinhe and felt the abundant yang energy in him, she involuntarily shrank into the corner.

So scary!

That's not a person, it's clearly a red sun!

It can sunburn a ghost!

"Mr. Xiao, please don't meddle in other people's business!" Yu Youxian forced his sword towards Yu Lanxi.

Yu Lanxi's fingers grasped the copper coin sword and sneered, "You are not qualified to kill me!"

With just a snap of his fingers, the copper coin sword broke into pieces of copper coins, rolling all over the ground.

Xiao Jinhe stood by the door and did not intervene.

Xiao Xi can solve it anyway.

Yu Youxian took out a golden seal from his arms, bit his fingertip and used the seal to smash towards Yu Lanxi.

Xiao Jinhe took a step forward.

This golden seal should not be underestimated. It is a treasure passed down from Master Yu Youxian.

Yu Lanxi made a gesture, indicating to Xiao Jinhe not to interfere.

He grasped the golden seal with his bare hands, and the seal struggled in his palm.

A dark and gloomy aura filled the entire golden seal.

The golden seal was disciplined by the Yin energy and became obedient, even rubbing it obediently in Yu Lanxi's palm.

Yu Youxian was almost angry to death.

This ancestral thing is so spineless!

He just casually surrendered to the enemy and betrayed us!

"Boss Xiao, are you just letting these ghosts run rampant? Why don't you take action?"

Seeing that he was no match for Yu Lanxi, Yu Youxian had to ask Xiao Jinhe for help.

Yu Lanxi floated to Xiao Jinhe's side, her body became smaller, and she sat directly on Xiao Jinhe's head.

He said, "I am indeed quite arrogant. What is Mr. Xiao going to do?"

Grandma Liu looked at Yu Lanxi with great admiration, as she dared to get so close to Xiao Jinhe, who was like the sun.

Xiao Jinhe smiled helplessly, his eyes full of indulgence.

"You are my little ancestor, you can ride on my head and act wildly, go ahead and act wild."

"So good." Yu Lanxi slid down from his head, sat on his shoulders, and kissed his cheek.

Yu Youxian was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

"Boss Xiao, you're actually with a ghost. You... have no sense of shame!"

"Who dares to scold me? Jinyin, hit him!"

Yu Lanxi gave an order, and the golden seal chased after Yu Youxian and smashed him hard.