Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.
<...Chapter 147 The Ghost Riding on the Head of the Heavenly Master
Yu Youxian was hit so hard that his nose and face were bruised, and his voice was shrill.
"Lan Xi! You evil ghost! If I don't get rid of you, I swear I won't be a human being!"
"Tsk." Yu Lanxi looked at Yu Youxian coldly, and a wisp of Yin energy shot out, hooking out Yu Youxian's soul.
Yu Youxian's soul stood there blankly.
But after a while, his body stood up.
"Xiao Xi, did you copy his soul?" Xiao Jinhe saw something.
Yu Lanxi said, "Yes, let him experience for himself what it's like to be hunted down by an unreasonable Taoist priest."
Yu Youxian frowned when he saw the ghost in front of him who looked exactly like him.
"You ghost, what are you doing in the human world? And you're imitating me. Are you planning to do evil?"
The ghost version of Yu Youxian shuddered in fear and flew away.
"Stop!" Yu Youxian chased after him.
"Let's go out and see what's going on." Yu Lanxi floated out the door, and Xiao Jinhe followed closely behind.
Seeing this, Grandma Liu followed.
"Brother... where are you going?" asked Lan Zhaozhao, who had just run back and was still panting.
They were walking leisurely back home when her brother suddenly said, "I'm going home first" and disappeared.
Until now, Lan Zhaozhao still doesn't know what happened.
Yu Lanxi said: "Look at the excitement of the ghost-seeing sorrow."
"Great! Let's watch the fun!" Xiao Cong clapped his hands and cheered.
A group of people followed.
Yu Youxian was seen chasing after the ghost version of himself, filled with murderous intent.
"He turned into a ghost himself and was unwilling to leave the world." Grandma Liu found that Yu Youxian was really hypocritical.
Yu Lanxi said, "Indeed."
Although he copied Yu Youxian's soul and blurred Yu Youxian's memory, all of Yu Youxian's actions had nothing to do with him. Yu Youxian wanted to do this from the bottom of his heart.
If this ghost version of Yu Youxian is willing to be liberated, he will at most die on the spot and go to Naihe Bridge to be reincarnated.
Lan Zhaozhao asked, "Brother, you let Guijianchou beat himself up?"
"Yes." Yu Lanxi replied.
Lan Zhaozhao thought to himself that his brother was indeed the best!
Taoist Yu Youxian concluded that the ghost was an evil spirit that would not listen to his advice because the ghost kept resisting, so he used a fatal move on it, and the soul disappeared into thin air.
"I..." Taoist Yu Youxian was stunned. He felt a tearing pain deep in his soul.
The pain stimulated his confused brain, and his memory came back. He looked at Yu Lanxi in disbelief.
"I... killed myself?"
"That's right." Yu Lanxi smiled playfully, "I left you a chance to survive, but it's a pity that you chose your own death."
Whenever you have free time, don't try to catch or destroy ghosts when you see them, and don't kill yourself.
When Grandma Liu saw cracks on Yu Youxian’s body, she immediately covered Xiaocong’s eyes.
Yu Youxian's body was torn into pieces, just like his shattered soul.
He stretched out his hand towards Xiao Jinhe: "Boss Xiao, save me..."
He knew that at the moment, the only one who could save him was Xiao Jinhe!
Xiao Jinhe looked at Yu Youxian indifferently. Everything was Yu Youxian's own fault.
Since Shanyu Youxian wanted to kill Yu Lanxi, he would never help Yu Youxian.
Xiao Cong moved Grandma Liu's hand away and could no longer see Yu Youxian.
He lowered his head and looked around.
"Grandma and Brother Xi have no shadows...Are you ghosts?"
Grandma Liu didn't know what to say.
Yu Lanxi said: "Yes."
"Oh." Xiao Cong nodded seriously, not afraid at all.
Grandma Liu asked, "Xiao Cong... aren't you afraid?"
"Why should I be afraid? Even if grandma turns into a ghost, she is still grandma." Xiao Cong tilted his head, with a childlike innocence in his eyes.
Grandma Liu hugged Xiao Cong and her smile made the wrinkles on her face deeper.
"Let's go eat together." Xiao Jinhe invited.
"Brother-in-law, you guys go and eat. Xiaocong, Grandma Liu and I have an appointment to have dinner together." Lan Zhaozhao grabbed Xiaocong's arm and pulled Grandma Liu's hand.
Xiao Cong was puzzled: "When did you make the appointment?"
"You forgot." Lan Zhaozhao said, "It was yesterday."
"I have a good memory. Yesterday I didn't..."
Before Xiao Cong could finish his words, Grandma Liu covered his mouth: "Yes, we agreed on it yesterday."
Yu Lanxi followed Xiao Jinhe to an ancient restaurant. When they entered the private room, they could see the moonlight outside and the lush flowers and plants in the yard through the carved windows.
There is a faint scent of incense in the room, which does not overshadow the aroma of the food.
Facing a large table of dishes, Yu Lanxi said, "Can I try sucking it?"
He has not eaten human food since he became a ghost.
Ghosts' food is essence or yang energy, so Yu Lanxi couldn't eat her fill from Xiao Jinhe.
"It's up to you how you like to eat." Xiao Jinhe let him do whatever he wanted.
Yu Lanxi picked up the dishes and put them on her plate one by one with chopsticks.
Seeing that he was busy, Xiao Jinhe slowly helped him add more dishes and even took the time to help him arrange the dishes on the plate.
After all the dishes on the table were put on the plate, Yu Lanxi smiled and said to Xiao Jinhe, "I'm going to eat!"
Xiao Jinhe nodded.
Yu Lanxi took a deep breath in front of her plate.
I tried all the dishes in one go.
"Delicious!" Yu Lanxi was very satisfied.
His Yin energy is strong enough that he can actually eat like humans.
It absorbs the flavors in a ghostly way, and the food on the plate is still there, beautifully arranged.
Yu Lanxi picked up a piece of crispy duck to taste it and said expressionlessly, "It's really disgusting."
He sucked away all the essence, and now it tastes like chewing wax.
"Can I try it?"
"It's really not tasty. If you're really curious, you can eat it."
Xiao Jinhe tasted the food on Yu Lanxi's plate.
It really has no taste at all, just like a beautiful model made of wax, with only the appearance, texture and taste being zero points.
When the two left the restaurant, Yu Lanxi felt that someone was following them.
They are all practitioners.
Yu Lanxi swept his eyes across the people from the Xuanmen hiding in the dark.
Xiao Jinhe said: "Vice President Tang, take your people back."
Tang Hongxiao walked out from the darkness with the people from the Metaphysics Society.
She said, "Boss Xiao, Lan Xi's ghost is very dangerous. Three members of the Lan family are already in the hospital because of him. Today, Taoist Yu died at his hands."
"They wanted to harm Xiaoxi, and Xiaoxi fought back. Is that wrong?" Xiao Jinhe said in a deep voice, and a ray of yang energy rushed towards Tang Hongxiao's face like a flame.
Tang Hongxiao hurriedly retreated to the side. The flames hit the wall directly, leaving burn marks on it.
Xiao Jinhe asked back, "Look, who would stand there and get beaten?"
Tang Hongxiao raised her hands in surrender: "I have no intention of becoming your enemy, but our Metaphysics Society must guard against unknown risks."
"I want to do something bad, can you prevent it?" Yu Lan laughed.
Tang Hongxiao and his subordinates: ...
It is indeed impossible to defend against it, not to mention that Yu Lanxi has Xiao Jinhe's favor, which makes her even more powerful.
But it’s my duty, I can’t just give up like this!
"Follow us if you want, just don't disturb our love." Yu Lanxi took Xiao Jinhe's hand, "If you see something you shouldn't see, your eyeballs will rot."