The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 15 Top Young Master vs. Wheelchair Boss 15

Chapter 15 Top Young Master vs. Wheelchair Boss 15

Yu Lanxi refused to reveal too much: "I won't go into details, lest you drool over it."

"As soon as I saw your expression, I understood." Chu Qingqing chuckled, "Now that you have a boyfriend, it's time to show you my hidden collection of precious clothes."

He made another phone call and had a bunch of clothes delivered.

These immoral clothes!

[Ahhh, humans, why are you so shameless? ]

System Zero Zero Zero simply couldn't bear to look at the kind of clothes that were difficult to describe in detail.

"Isn't it very hum?" Chu Qingqing winked, "I guarantee he loves it!"

"They are indeed good, so I will stay."

Chu Qingqing talked endlessly about women's clothing and enthusiastically recommended various wigs, makeup, and clothing to Yu Lanxi.

Yu Lanxi chose the common style: long straight black hair and a white dress, looking innocent.

"So beautiful." Chu Qingqing said, "Pure fishing style, won't it fascinate your man?"

Yu Lanxi looked at herself in the mirror and nodded in agreement.

[Host, why are you wearing women's clothes so calmly? ]

Aren't you shy?

"There are even monsters in the demon tribe who don't even wear clothes." Yu Lanxi asked back, "It's just clothes, what's there to be ashamed of?"

They, the demon race, are not as easily embarrassed as humans.

Lou Chengjue called.

Yu Lanxi answered the phone quickly, with a smile in her eyes: "Uncle Lou."

Chu Qingqing smelled the fragrance of gossip in the air, and her eyes lit up!

"Are you free tonight? Would you like to have dinner with me and my brother?" Lou Chengjue asked.

"Not tonight, maybe next time. I have an appointment with Xiang Changlin."

"Okay, whatever you want. But you have to go home early tonight."

Yu Lanxi suspected that if she didn't go back, Uncle Lou would chop Xiang Changlin with a knife.

He obediently agreed: "I promise to go home early to be with Uncle Lou."

Chu Qingqing listened to the two of them being so affectionate, holding her face with envy.

When will his love come?

After Yu Lanxi finished the call, she heard Chu Qingqing's judgment: "Uncle, that voice is simply amazing. You can tell it's very powerful as soon as you hear it. It can make people's legs go weak."

"Has your gay Da even upgraded to being able to identify people by their voices?"

"Of course not. I can tell the difference even if it's a straight bend."

What a coincidence, Xiang Changlin called.

"You make the decision." Yu Lanxi answered the phone and turned on the speakerphone.

Xiang Changlin said, "I'll be there in ten minutes. Are you ready? If not, take your time. I'll be waiting."

Chu Qingqing gave the identification result: "Straight, absolutely straight."

After thinking about it, Yu Lanxi found a voice message in a group.

"It's a double, a bit of a scumbag."

It is true. This star has a girlfriend and secretly found a boyfriend.

Yu Lanxi was willing to admit defeat. The talented people among humans should not be underestimated.

Xiang Changlin was sitting in the car waiting. When he saw a tall figure approaching, his eyes widened.

I just stared blankly at Yu Lanxi getting into the car.

"Brother Xi, you are so beautiful. Why aren't you a woman?" Xiang Changlin was heartbroken.

"Stop nagging and drive." Yu Lanxi adjusted her voice.

Xiang Changlin rubbed his ears and looked at Yu Lanxi a few more times.

With this look and this voice, she is definitely the dream goddess in the minds of most straight men!

The two got out of the car, and Xiang Changlin still regretted that Yu Lanxi was a man.

Yu Lanxi rolled her eyes at him: "No matter what gender I am, you don't stand a chance."

Xiang Changlin covered his heart and acted exaggeratedly: "I'm sad. Your words are too hurtful."

Yu Lanxi did not respond to Xiang Changlin's request and walked straight into the restaurant.

He has an eye-catching appearance and is tall, so many people look at him frequently.

I wonder if this beauty is a model.

"Please sit down." He pulled out a chair for Changlin, quite gentlemanly.

After Yu Lanxi sat down, Xiang Changlin sat next to him.

Bo Jingru was very punctual and came over a minute later.

She stared at Yu Lanxi, who was stunningly beautiful and inexplicably innocent, and felt deeply frustrated.

No wonder she was rejected even though she had good conditions in every aspect and pursued Changlin.

"Let me introduce you. This is my girlfriend, Meng Jiatian." Xiang Changlin made up a name. "Jiatian, and this is Bo Jingru, my friend."

Bo Jingru smiled and nodded to Yu Lanxi, and after sitting down, she kept staring at Yu Lanxi's face.

She said, "Miss Meng looks a lot like Yu Lanxi."

Xiang Changlin's heart tightened and he said, "Good-looking people always have something in common."

"Miss Meng, do you know Yu Lanxi? He's Xiang Changlin's good brother..." Bo Jingru said, "Finding a girlfriend who looks like your good brother is a bit... perverted, isn't it?"

If Xiang Changlin couldn't find an explanation, he could only swallow his anger and accept the accusation of being a pervert.

Yu Lanxi smiled gently, her bright red lips raised.

Bo Jingru stared at Yu Lanxi and asked, "What color is your lipstick?"

Yu Lanxi started talking to Bo Jingru from lipstick and then talked about various cosmetics.

Xiang Changlin had no idea what they were talking about and could only order food and wait for it to be served.

He really admires girls' ability to talk about cosmetics, clothes and bags.

Seeing that the two of them were almost becoming best friends, Xiang Changlin was eating alone, not knowing what she was doing there.

The air suddenly became quiet. Xiang Changlin felt something was wrong. He turned around and saw Lou Chengjue, Lou Mingyang, and Lou Mingyang's parents.

Mr. Lou has such a strong aura.

Most people in this high-end restaurant can recognize Mr. Lou, so seeing him is like an ordinary little rabbit seeing a tiger.

Even though the tiger didn't do anything, he couldn't help but hold his breath.

What makes people feel awkward is that Mr. Lou, who is dressed in a black suit and looks as cold as a sharp blade, has a cute sky blue fox blanket covering his legs.

Lou Mingyang and his parents followed behind Lou Chengjue like quails, not daring to breathe.

It was actually Lou's parents who acted without authorization and directly tricked Lou Chengjue into going on a blind date. They learned the result from President Song and felt very guilty.

Even though Lou's father is Lou Chengjue's elder brother, he would still be in awe of his younger brother who controls the lifeline of the family business.

Lou Mingyang glanced around randomly and said, "Uncle Lou, look, it's Xiang Changlin. He spends all day playing with Xiao Xi instead of doing his job."

Let Xiang Changlin bear some of the anger for their family of three.

Xiang Changlin was stared at by Lou Chengjue's deep phoenix eyes, and was so scared that he turned his head quickly and almost broke his neck.

He whispered to Yu Lanxi, "Uncle Lou is here."

I don’t know if Uncle Lou and the others can recognize him.

"Mr. Lou and the others are here too?" Bo Jingru looked over there and waved to Lou Chengjue and the others.

Lou Chengjue nodded and moved towards their table.

His eyes were fixed on the figure with long straight black hair who had his back to him the whole time.

The kid told him that he had a dinner appointment with Xiang Changlin. Is that how it was arranged?

System 000 quietly reminded: [Uncle Lou is watching you]

"What a coincidence." Lou Chengjue's eyes passed over Xiang Changlin and Bo Jingru, and he looked directly at Yu Lanxi, "Who is this?"

"Hiss... so beautiful..." Lou Mingyang blurted out.

She has long black hair that reaches her waist, and she is wearing a pure white dress. She has big eyes and moist and plump lips. She is truly a lotus in pure water.

Mr. and Mrs. Lou were also amazed by her appearance, but they felt that she looked a little familiar.

Yu Lanxi met Shanglou Chengjue's direct gaze, lowered her eyes, and pursed her lips shyly.

Her shy look with lowered eyebrows and eyes is so innocent that it makes people who are used to the darkness and complexity of society feel restless.

"This is Xiang Changlin's girlfriend!" Bo Jingru said, "Oh, I think she's so beautiful too. How can she be so beautiful?"

"Xiao Xiang's girlfriend?" Lou Chengjue repeated slowly.

Every word seemed to be covered with frost, and Xiang Changlin's calves were shaking when he heard it.