The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 163 The Ghost Riding on the Head of the Heavenly Master 30

Chapter 163 The Ghost Riding on the Head of the Heavenly Master 30

Father Qiu nodded. "Yes, those masters said that our family's fortune is not good, but Shuo Shuo is particularly unlucky. All the sins of our ancestors have come to him."

Xiao Jinhe said: "Someone deceived you."

"Those people are all liars. Someone set you up to accept your fate." Yu Lanxi frowned. "The truth is exactly the opposite of what they said. Your family must have accumulated good fortune through your ancestors, and your own luck is also good."

The Qiu family members did not refute, but disbelief was written on their faces.

It’s not that I suspect Yu Lanxi and the others are lying, but nothing good has happened to them in all these years.

Even if I hope that the facts are really as Yu Lanxi said, I dare not have too many extravagant hopes, lest the contrast between reality and hope is too great, which makes me feel even more uncomfortable.

"Qiu Shuo, you order the food." Yu Lanxi pushed the menu in front of Qiu Shuo.

When Qiu Shuo ordered the dishes, the waiter standing next to him was smiling the whole time.

No one in the Qiu family noticed it, and they felt that Tianshangju had fully demonstrated its smiling service.

"Sir, would you like to order a few more dishes?" the waiter asked. "Our desserts are also very good."

Qiu Shuo glanced at Lan Zhaozhao and thought that girls all liked these, so he ordered dessert after the meal.

After deciding on the menu, the waiter said, "You are our restaurant's one millionth customer, so we're giving you a free meal. Enjoy your meal."

Qiu Shuo was completely stunned, pointing at himself stupidly: "Are you sure? Is it really us?"

"Yes," the waiter said, "you're very lucky."

After the waiter left, Qiu Shuo was still in shock: "I'm lucky? I'm lucky?"

"Great! My luck has finally changed." Qiu Yang looked at Yu Lanxi and the others, "Master, you guys helped my brother, right?"

Yu Lanxi nodded.

This made the Qiu family very excited.

"Master Yu, Miss Lan, Mr. Xiao, thank you." Qiu Shuo really didn't expect such a sudden turn of events. He was still trying to commit suicide last night, but he got lucky today.

Everything is like the moon in the water and the flowers in the mirror, too dreamy and unreal.

Yu Lanxi said: "If you don't believe that your luck has returned, you can use Weibo on your mobile phone to enter a prize."

Qiu Shuo took out his cell phone and tried it.

His phone screen was cracked, but still usable.

Because he was often unlucky and injured, he spent a lot of money, so he didn't buy a new phone as long as it worked.

His old phone was already lagging behind, but today the internet speed was surprisingly fast. In just a few seconds, he had selected a mobile phone lottery event.

Not long after I forwarded it, someone tagged me and said he had won a prize!

The reward is a new phone!

"Yes, brother, you really won the prize." Qiu Yang shook Qiu Shuo's hand.

Qiu's mother's eyes filled with tears, and she cried, "Master, really... thank you..."

When eating, Qiu Yang chewed his food slowly. He was used to finding stones in his rice and bugs in his vegetables, so he was afraid of getting bitten, so he ate slowly.

This time, I didn’t encounter any!

The rice is fragrant and soft, and it feels so good not to bite into rocks!

Qiu Yang's eyes were shining when he looked at Yu Lanxi. Fortunately, the master came to the rescue!

Mr. Xiao is also a benefactor. Last night, when Master Yu drew the talisman, he also infused Mr. Xiao with good luck.

"ah!"

Not far away, several people exclaimed.

Yu Lanxi had expected this and looked over with a smile.

Fang Peijun and his parents were seen screaming in shock.

It turned out that Fang Peijun's cell phone slipped and fell into the soup.

The soup splashed out when the phone hit it, and the boiling hot soup burned the skin of the Fang family of three red.

"Hiss... Let's go to the hospital..." Fang Peijun was in so much pain that he didn't want to eat.

The family of three hurried out. Before leaving, Fang Peijun glanced at Qiu Yang.

Qiu Yang restrained his smile because of his good luck. He always felt that if he smiled so happily when the other person was unlucky, it would be easy to be misunderstood.

"I just heard that you are a lucky customer and your bill is free?" Fang Peijun walked over angrily.

Fang's father and mother followed their son, and their eyes looked very strange. They looked at the people from the Qiu family as if they wanted to eat them up.

Yu Lanxi said: "Everything should have been returned to its original owner long ago."

The three members of the Fang family who were walking towards them aggressively had drastic changes in their expressions. Their shoelaces came undone at the same time, and they each stepped on the shoelaces scattered on the ground, and all three of them fell flat on their faces.

The direction of the fall was exactly towards Yu Lanxi and the others, as if they were kneeling on the ground.

"Master, do you mean... they stole my luck?" Qiu Shuo looked at their bad luck and thought of his past self.

It's possible for one person to fall down because their shoelaces came undone, but it would be very strange if three people did the same.

Yu Lanxi said: "In addition to absorbing your luck, they also use you as a medium to absorb the luck of your family."

"Call Master Gu quickly." Fang's mother got up, her nose was crooked.

She just had her nose fixed in Country H, and it's so crooked!

Father Fang stood up and found Master Gu in his contacts.

Qiu Shuo asked his parents, "Mom and Dad, the one who tricked you into trading your life for my luck was also surnamed Gu, right?"

"Yes, it seems very likely that it is the same person." said Qiu's father.

Qiu Shuo became more and more angry.

Man's greed is truly insatiable! Not only does he want the luck of everyone in his family, he also wants his parents' lives!

He had an unlucky physique since he was a child, but his parents never despised him. Instead, they tried every means to help him change his fate.

He had heard his parents privately discuss with Master Gu that they would rather sacrifice their lives so that he could live a normal life.

At that time, his parents almost signed a strange contract, but he tore up the contract after hearing it.

"Master Gu...Okay, I'll come to you now!" After Mr. Fang got through on the phone, he hurried out with his wife and children.

But when he was going downstairs, he rolled down the stairs. He was the kind of unlucky guy who might be hit by a car just by going out.

Qiu Yang asked Yu Lanxi: "Master, don't you want to go and take a look?"

"No need to look, they just walked into a trap." Yu Lanxi said, "I calculated that they would not encounter Master Gu."

"Master Gu is dead." Xiao Jinhe said.

Yu Lanxi asked, "Did you kill him?"

"Xiao Xi, have you forgotten? The master the Qin family was looking for was Master Gu. He was eaten to death by the hundreds of ghosts you brought with you."

"Oh, the guy who arranged the ghost marriage." Yu Lanxi suddenly realized.

The Qiu family admired Yu Lanxi even more. She was able to control hundreds of ghosts. Her magical powers were truly profound.

Xiao Jinhe nodded. "The Metaphysical Society has kept Master Gu's phone. He has a bad heart and all his dealings are detrimental to his moral character. The Metaphysical Society is using his phone to fish."

The Metaphysical Society will not only punish those who have evil intentions like Master Gu, but will also deal with people like the Fang family who pay masters to harm others.

The three members of the Fang family, with bruised faces and swollen noses, finally arrived at the agreed location, limping.

Then, he was arrested by people from the Metaphysics Society.

The three wanted to run away, but were electrocuted by the people from the Metaphysics Society with thunder talismans, leaving them burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

The new member of the Metaphysical Society wondered, "My thunder talisman isn't that powerful, is it?"

"They've clearly been bitten back. They'll have a lot of bad luck in the future." A veteran member has seen similar cases before. "It's karma, retribution. They brought this upon themselves."