The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 165 The Ghost Riding on the Heavenly Master's Head 32

Chapter 165 The Ghost Riding on the Heavenly Master's Head 32

Song Jiao was distressed: "For something like this, I can't call the police, and Master Yu, you guys definitely won't help me curse back..."

"You can contact the Metaphysics Society." Xiao Jinhe pushed a business card to Song Jiao on his phone. "This is Tang Hongxiao, the current president of the Metaphysics Society."

Due to the Wen Ziqi incident, President Wen has become a prisoner of the Metaphysics Society.

The former vice president Tang Hongxiao naturally became the president.

"The price for cursing back is different." Yu Lanxi said.

Song Jiao was puzzled: "Aren't you afraid of karma?"

Even if he didn't understand metaphysics, he had watched related movies, TV shows, and read books before.

"There's nothing to be afraid of." Yu Lanxi is a ghost now, but he is still wandering around in broad daylight.

The cause and effect of the world are difficult to restrain the demon of lust.

Song Jiao said, "Just help me return the curse."

"Okay." Yu Lanxi folded a small paper figure and wrote Hong Yuanjie's name and birth date on it.

With a twist of his fingers, he stuffed the resentment and desire that belonged to Hong Yuanjie, which he had unconsciously collected in the tea room, into the paper man.

A crack appeared in the paper man's heart area.

"He won't die, will he?" Song Jiao was worried.

Yu Lanxi said: "No, at most I'll be heartbroken and need to be hospitalized for a few months. My heart will not be in good condition in the future."

"If I hadn't had the talisman paper you gave me, would this be my fate?" Song Jiao asked.

Yu Lanxi nodded.

Lan Zhaozhao put all the wooden boxes and other things into a bag and said to Song Jiao, "Just burn these things."

"Will he curse me even at the cost of his own life?" Song Jiao was still worried. "Master, please sell me some more amulets."

"Master, can you sell me some amulets too?"

"I want it too."

Lan Zhaozhao said, "I'll bring it to you after I finish drawing the talisman. As for him continuing to curse you, you don't have to worry. I broke his doll curse and destroyed his cultivation. He is no longer able to use any mysterious magic."

"After you draw the talisman, just give me a call and I'll pick it up." Song Jiao was very proactive in getting the amulet.

He happily paid.

After sending Yu Lanxi and others away, Song Jiao asked people to pay attention to Hong Yuanjie's situation.

Sure enough, I heard that Hong Yuanjie was sent to the hospital because of heart pain.

After Lan Zhaozhao returned home, she continued to pack her clothes and luggage.

Yu Lanxi went to Xiao Jinhe's house. He wanted to invite Lan Zhaozhao to have dinner together.

Lan Zhaozhao refused and even reminded Yu Lanxi: "Brother, you and your brother-in-law should read comics!"

"Good suggestion." Xiao Jinhe said.

Yu Lanxi said: "Since you want to see it so much, then go ahead and see it."

Anyway, it's calm tonight and there's nothing to do.

Just watch it.

"There are so many books, which one do you want to look at?" Yu Lanxi casually spread out all the comics that Lan Zhaozhao had given her and let Xiao Jinhe choose.

Although the cover of the comic doesn't reveal anything, the body movements, eye expressions, and small details are enough to make people blush and their hearts beat faster just by looking at them.

System Zero Zero Zero couldn't help but stick his head out and carefully looked at the cover of each book.

[They all seem very interesting]

"This one, let's see how the fox spirit absorbs yang energy." Xiao Jinhe remained calm and took out a comic book about a little Taoist priest and a fox spirit.

Yu Lanxi simply sat next to Xiao Jinhe, without moving her hands, and let Xiao Jinhe turn the pages one by one.

The comics recommended by Lan Zhaozhao have exquisite art style and fascinating plot.

As she watched, Yu Lanxi became absorbed.

When he saw the fox spirit sucking the young Taoist priest's yang energy, he couldn't help but glance at the delicious Xiao Jinhe.

The rich yang energy makes ghosts very concerned.

"I don't want to watch anymore." Yu Lanxi threw Xiao Jinhe to the ground and kissed him.

The vigorous yang energy surged towards him from the pressed lips.

There is a sense of happiness that is rushing towards me.

The comic book fell off the sofa, and the pages flipped rustlingly under the help of the wind.

The little fox in the comic is absorbing the yang energy of the little Taoist priest.

Outside the comics, the ghost Yu Lanxi is also absorbing the yang energy of the heavenly master Xiao Jinhe.

Lan Zhaozhao, who was meditating next door to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, suddenly felt the special aura next door and ran to the window to observe.

"The intersection of Yin and Yang is really harmonious." Lan Zhaozhao watched happily for a while, then continued to meditate and practice.

When it was almost dawn, Yu Lanxi was awakened by the ringing of the phone.

He opened his eyes.

Xiao Jinhe hugged him and kissed him, saying, "Sleep a little longer."

Yu Lanxi closed her eyes and fell asleep again.

When he woke up completely, he asked, "Who called you so early?"

"President Tang told me that Wen Jiye is dead," Xiao Jinhe said. "Wen Jiye didn't know the prison had added new restrictions. He tried to force his way in, and he died from the restrictions."

Yu Lanxi yawned. "Wen Jiye? The former President Wen?"

"It was him," Xiao Jinhe said. "The ghost wanted to arrest Wen Jiye and punish him, but his soul had already been devoured."

"Wen Ziqi swallowed it?"

After all, Wen Jiye was once the president of the Metaphysical Society. People who had cultivated themselves in their lifetime would not be easy to deal with even if they turned into ghosts.

"I calculated it, it was Wen Ziqi who did it."

This is really retribution.

[Wen Jiye used the souls of other people from the Xuan Society to feed Wen Ziqi]

[In the end, Wen Ziqi, the filial grandson, ate Wen Jiye]

Xiao Jinhe saw the comics on the table and asked, "Are you still reading comics?"

"No, we have business to attend to."

Xiao Jinhe drove Yu Lanxi to the airport.

After they walked into the airport, the clouds in the blue sky became gloomy, like worn cotton wool.

People coming and going stopped for a moment. They couldn't tell what was wrong, but at this moment, they all felt bad.

A well-dressed couple walked out of the VIP channel.

If you look closely, you can see from their eyebrows and eyes that they have similarities with Yu Lanxi's facial features.

When the two saw Xiao Jinhe, they smiled and called out, "Jinhe."

At this moment, a cat with the aura of an evil spirit jumped behind the two of them, opened its bloody mouth, and swallowed them in one gulp.

Seeing this, the people around screamed.

"Hahahaha... Yu Lanxi, your parents are dead!" Wen Ziqi stepped on the back of a giant cat and looked at Yu Lanxi with resentment, wanting to see Yu Lanxi collapse.

Yu Lanxi said: "Your parents just died."

"It seems that you don't have a deep relationship with them." Wen Ziqi said.

"These cats are the souls of evil spirits transformed into cats." Xiao Jinhe studied the giant cats calmly.

Wen Ziqi said: "Yes, it is too troublesome to use cats to create cat ghosts. The resentment of evil ghosts is already very deep, so it is more convenient to use them."

Yu Lanxi kicked the giant cat that was devouring people away, and the giant cat spat out two paper people with a ferocious look on its face.

Then, the giant cat twisted into a human form, but quickly disappeared.

Whether they are cat ghosts or evil ghosts, it makes no difference to Yu Lanxi. They are stained with so much blood and deserve to die.

"It's actually fake!" Wen Ziqi said, "Song Linmiao, kill everyone at the airport!"