The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 177 Extra: The Past 3

Chapter 177 Extra: The Past 3

Immediately afterwards, bubbles flew out from the bodies of the monsters.

The many monsters in the bubbles revealed their ugly faces.

"The jade pendant on this lust demon must be a treasure. I have to find a way to get it."

"I've heard that the Desire Demon can control the desires of all living things. Whoever possesses it will rule the world. With the Desire Demon, I can slay the God King and become the next Lord of All Realms!"

"They say lust demons are the best at arousing desire. That's true. That waist..."

Countless desires hidden deep in the big monster's mind, which were not suitable for others to see, were all revealed by Yu Lanxi.

No matter how cunning a demon is, when he reveals his shameful greed in front of the God Yan Lin, he is no different from an ordinary person, and the timidity and fear on his face are clear.

"How dare you! How courageous! You are a bunch of rebellious people!"

Yunfu pointed at the big monsters who wanted to rebel, his fingers and lips trembling.

On weekdays, when I look at these guys, I see that they are very respectful to the Lord God.

Even he was quite fawning and flattering.

I didn't expect that everyone has such dirty thoughts!

Yan Lin listened calmly to the thoughts of the demon who wanted to usurp the throne. However, when he heard that a big demon wanted to lock up Yu Lanxi as a concubine, his brows furrowed deeply.

He raised his eyes to the thunder and lightning that were dancing wildly in the dark clouds high in the sky: "Don't you want to strike me? Strike me now."

"Lord God, the lust demon is framing us!"

"That's not what I really think!"

"God, please see clearly!"

Thunderclouds arrived in an instant and struck down quickly.

The demons who want to rebel are the most guilty and run away very fast.

But they found that they were not the first to be struck!

But they are the monsters who have dirty thoughts about Yu Lanxi.

Of course, even the big demons with rebellious intentions cannot escape the disaster.

Divine thunder crackled down from the sky, turning into a rain of thunder and lightning, and beams of purple light were truly terrifying.

Yu Lanxi discovered that the monsters he hated the most were the first to be eliminated and turned into charcoal in the thunder and lightning.

After a thunderbolt, some monsters turned into charcoal, some monsters were beaten back to their original form and had to practice again, and some monsters were seriously injured.

Only a small number of monsters were not harmed by the lightning.

After a fierce strike, the thundercloud floated away contentedly.

All the monsters that were still able to move knelt down before Yan Lin, feeling both respect and fear.

None of the kneeling demons dared to look up, for fear that if they looked at Yan Lin they would be struck by lightning for blaspheming the Lord God.

Yan Lin looked at them without joy or sadness. There were too many people kneeling humbly before him.

A smiling look made Yan Lin tilt his head slightly.

He saw Yu Lanxi with a smile on her face.

This little lust demon was very brave when he was first born, and it hasn't changed now.

"Your Majesty the God has always been clear about rewards and punishments. Are you convinced?" Yunfu asked the trembling monsters.

"We surrender, we all surrender..."

What's wrong with you?

With just one word from the Lord God, he could chop them all into charcoal.

Yun Fu respectfully asked Yan Lin: "Lord God, what about this lust demon..."

Yu Lanxi, whose name was called, glanced at Yun Fu and said, "What's wrong with me? Do you want me to be struck by lightning too?"

"Of course, everything depends on the will of the Lord God." Yunfu raised his head.

Yu Lanxi stared at Yan Lin with her dark and sparkling eyes.

The monsters lying on the ground had not yet raised their heads, but they all pricked up their ears to listen to the words of the Lord God.

They were very curious about how the Lord God would deal with this lustful demon.

This lust demon is wild and difficult to tame, and is born with strong demonic powers. It has the ability to control all desires. If the lust demon has even the slightest thought of doing evil, it will cause great suffering to all living beings in the world.

"There will indeed be a punishment." Yan Lin said.

Yu Lanxi's eyes widened in disbelief: "You knew what I said?"

Seeing Yan Lin's calm and composed appearance, Yu Lanxi puffed up her cheeks and became angry.

A faint smile appeared in Yan Lin's eyes.

The demon who didn't dare to look up didn't see it, but Yunfu saw it. He twisted his thigh hard to stop himself from shouting and yelling unsteadily.

In my lifetime, I can actually see the fleeting smile of the Lord God!

"How about I punish you by confining you to the Divine Palace for ten years?" Yan Lin said slowly, his voice pleasant.

"Nothing."

Yu Lanxi suspected that Yan Lin was just teasing her when he talked about punishment.

No matter how ignorant he was, he knew that the Shrine was a wonderful place that everyone longed for.

But I also feel that the Lord of All Worlds, who is respected by everyone, would not be like this.

The monsters were envious.

The Divine Palace is full of spiritual energy and is the palace where the Lord God lives.

Except for Yunfu, who is the right-hand man of the Lord God and can stay in the palace, they can only look up and cannot enter.

This kind of good thing is called punishment?

They also want to be punished.

"No big deal?" Yan Lin repeated Yu Lanxi's words, "Well, the punishment is naturally nothing."

Yunfu's mind was full of things he wanted to say, and he didn't know what to say for a moment.

A beautiful cloud of mist appeared under Yan Lin's feet, slowly lifting his feet up.

He stretched out his hand towards Yu Lanxi: "Even if you don't want to, you must accept the punishment."

Yu Lanxi grabbed Yan Lin's hand and pretended to be reluctant.

Yunfu's face was dull as he looked at the God and the Desire Demon standing side by side in front of him. His route on the cloud was erratic, as if he had drunk fake wine.

Arrived at the shrine.

Yan Lin assigned homework to Yu Lanxi like a teacher, asking him to memorize lessons and practice magic.

"It's really nothing. It's better not to come to this temple." Yu Lanxi looked at the pile of bamboo slips on the table and didn't want to look at them.

"If I can do it in an hour, you can do it too, right?"

There was a beautiful luster in Yan Lin's golden pupils, which contained gentle and firm trust.

In the eyes of others, Yu Lanxi is either a disaster that will harm the whole world, or a little monster who is still wet behind the ears.

But in Yan Lin's eyes, it was not the case.

"Maybe Xiaoxi is faster than me." Yan Lin said again.

Suppressing the curve of her lips, Yu Lanxi's tail was about to rise to the sky: "It's definitely faster than you!"

"Then give it a try."

Just give it a try, Yu Lanxi lay in the rocking chair, covered with a thin blanket.

He closed his eyes and used his spiritual sense to scan the contents on the bamboo slips, memorizing them firmly in his mind.

Race against time to remember the content.

He said he wanted to be faster than Yan Lin, so he had to be faster than Yan Lin!

After everything was done, Yu Lanxi sent a message to Yan Lin, waiting for Yan Lin to come and inspect his results.

There was still a quarter of an hour left before the hour ended and he won.

"The Lord God asked you to memorize the text, but you're slacking off here. When the Lord God tests you, and you can't answer...it will be embarrassing."

Yunfu held a pile of bamboo slips and placed them on the bookshelf.

He caught a glimpse of Yu Lanxi lying there boneless, and felt dissatisfied.

Yu Lanxi opened her eyes and looked at Yun Fu with a smile.

"Yan Lin will be here soon."

"You keep calling the Lord God by his name. That's so rude," Yun Fu advised. "You should call him Lord God like I do."

"His name is so nice. It would be pitiful if no one called him by his name."

"Pitiful? Lord God was born with everything. He is the only God in the world. You should respect him!"

"I'm still the only lust demon in the world, and I haven't seen you respect me." Yu Lanxi said, "It's enough for so many of you to respect him as a god. I don't want to be like you."

"You are not like us. What do you want to do? Who do you want to be to the God?" Yun Fu's eyes swept across Yu Lan's beautiful face, his heart pounding.

The Lord God treats this lust demon in an extremely different way.

Yu Lanxi did not answer because he didn't know either.

"Xiao Xi really did it." Yan Lin took a set of nine linked rings in his hand and handed it to Yu Lanxi.

Yu Lanxi explained it with interest.

Yunfu reminded: "Lord God, you haven't even tested him yet, why are you giving him a reward?"

"That's hardly a reward."

"So, there is a better reward?" Yu Lanxi sat up straight, her mind and eyes full of - just ask, I want the reward!

Yan Lin did not prepare a better reward.

But Yu Lanxi's eyes were too bright, and denial seemed cruel.

He said, "I can promise you one thing."

"Okay!" Yu Lanxi said in a loud voice.

Yunfu opened his mouth to say that the Lord God had given this promise too easily to Yu Lanxi.

But on second thought, he felt that with so many obscure contents and spells, Yu Lanxi would not be able to learn them quickly by self-study.

He diligently moved a chair for Yan Lin to sit on, waiting for Yu Lanxi to be defeated.

No matter what questions Yan Lin asked, Yu Lanxi answered them fluently.

No matter what magic spell Yu Lanxi is asked to perform, she can perform it.

Yunfu tried it out and found that the person who had just learned it today was using it more smoothly than he had been learning for several years...

This talent is on par with that of the Lord God.

"Have you thought of what you want me to do?" Yan Lin asked after Yu Lanxi passed the test.

Yu Lanxi said: "I haven't thought of it yet, I'll tell you when I think of it."

Yunfu's heart began to beat fast, fearing that Yu Lanxi would ask the Lord God to do something strange.

Yu Lanxi has everything he needs and can get many things by himself. He really didn't expect this at the moment.

While he was walking near the shrine, he saw a tall peach tree.

He took the jade pendant and called Yan Lin.

Yan Lin stood under the peach tree in just a moment: "What's the matter?"

"Yanlin, can I make a swing here?" Yu Lanxi said, pointing at the peach tree.

"Okay." Yan Lin waved his hand, and a swing appeared on the peach tree.

Yu Lanxi sat on it, swayed casually for a few times, and said, "That's good. You have done what you promised me."

Yan Lin laughed.

"Just this?"

"right."

"It's just a small matter."

"Whatever makes me happy is no small matter." Yu Lan smiled happily.

Yunfu, who heard all this not far away, said: ...

He worried for nothing.

The Lord God's promise was so important, but in the end the lustful demon only asked for an ordinary swing.

How could such a demon be a lust demon?

Yan Lin walked behind Yu Lanxi and pushed the swing for him.

The swing swung high, and Yu Lanxi felt the sensation of flying high into the sky and then falling down.

In fact, it is far less exciting than flying in the clouds.

However, when she looked back and saw Yan Lin pushing the swing for her seriously, she felt happy.

Large pink petals shrouded her head like clouds. Yu Lanxi looked up and asked, "Are the fruits from this peach tree delicious?"

"Never tasted it." Yan Lin paused and looked at the peach tree.

In an instant, the peach tree produced large, plump peaches that were white with a hint of red.

"Try it." Yan Lin picked the largest and most beautiful one. He raised his hand and the white robe moved down, revealing the white and strong wrist bones.

The old peach tree forced to bear fruit: ...

My Lord God, do you think you are behaving properly?

Let the small flowers bear fruit.

In their peach tree world, only sick peach trees will bloom and bear fruit at the same time.

The brilliant peach blossoms and huge peaches grow beautifully yet incongruously on a peach tree.

Yu Lanxi wiggled her feet and took a bite of the juicy peach.

"It's sweet, Yan Lin, do you want to eat it?" Yu Lanxi turned the peach she had bitten on and gave the uneaten side to Yan Lin to bite.

Yunfu shouted in his heart, "Don't eat!"

Yan Lin lowered his head, took a bite, and said, "It's very sweet."

"You can have a few more bites." Yu Lanxi handed the peach to him again.

“No need.”

Yu Lanxi just ate without hesitation even when she touched the place where Yan Lin had bitten her.

Yan Lin saw Yu Lanxi's lips moistened by peach juice, and touched the part he had bitten, and his Adam's apple rolled slightly.

"Come here, I want to tell you something in private." Yu Lanxi hooked her finger at Yan Lin.

Yan Lin bent down and put his ear close to her.

"I'm telling you, Yunfu is going to be pissed off if you listen to me so much, hahaha..." Yu Lanxi said as she pulled Yan Lin closer, "Come, let's sit together."

Yan Lin sat down and sat with him.

Yunfu, standing behind the tree, left marks on the trunk.

The spiritual tree whipped his face, leaving red marks and swollen like a pig's head.

Fearing that Yu Lanxi would gloat over his misfortune, Yunfu avoided Yu Lanxi.

But she could only watch Yan Lin spend more and more time with Yu Lanxi.

At first, the story was quite normal. Lord Shenjun would at most accompany Yu Lanxi to drink tea, play chess, and even play the piano for him...

Later, Yu Lanxi instigated the Lord God to go to the human world together, and his style became more and more deviant.

Seeing the two of them digging and roasting sweet potatoes in the fields late at night, Yunfu couldn't help it.

He endured the remaining red marks on his face and advised: "Sir, you can't pamper that lustful demon. If you continue to pamper him, you will spoil him to the sky."

"Not much." Yan Lin raised his eyelids, "On the contrary, you have always had a problem with Xiao Xi."

"I...he..."

"Xiao Xi has done a great job. You shouldn't have any objections to him." Yan Lin said, "Do you want to test his feelings?"

"Try it?" Yunfu asked uncertainly.

Yan Lin asked Yunfu to try Yu Lanxi being wrapped in desire and letting her body absorb the taste of desire.

Yunfu was wrapped in all kinds of ugly desires and could hardly breathe.

"This is what Xiaoxi has always felt. What you just felt was less than one tenth of it." Yan Lin said objectively.

Yunfu was sweating profusely, twitching on the ground, his eyes blank.

Because of this experience, Yunfu had nightmares for ten consecutive days and nights, and the whole city looked much more haggard.

When he saw Yu Lanxi again, he looked at her in awe.

Yu Lanxi touched her nose and asked, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Yun Fu shook his head and said, "You are indeed as worthy of respect as the Lord God."

"You used to say Yan Lin was too busy and told me not to bother him, but I didn't see him being that busy. He still had time to play on the swings with me, draw pictures, and steal sweet potatoes from the human world... He didn't really steal them, he paid for them."

Yunfu's eyelids twitched, his expression slightly strange, and he stared at Yu Lanxi steadily.

"What's wrong?" Yu Lanxi asked.

Yunfu said: "That is a clone that the master specially separated to accompany you."

"He must like me very much, otherwise he would find ways to accompany me despite his busy schedule." Yu Lanxi raised her chin proudly.

Yun Fu glanced past him and saluted: "Lord God."

Yu Lanxi turned around and touched his chest under Yan Lin's deep gaze.

My heart beat faster and faster, like the rhythm of a drum.

Yan Lin nodded: "I really like it."

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