Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.
<...Chapter 34: Amnesiac Little Mute vs. Cold-blooded Boxer 1
As soon as Yu Lanxi arrived in the new plane, she felt dizzy and a burning sensation in her abdomen from excessive hunger.
He had a mop in his hand and he leaned on it to relax.
The original owner lost his memory some time ago, so he didn't have much information.
He is currently cleaning the Tiger Roar Boxing Club.
A loud whistle came from behind.
"Such a thin waist and such a perky little butt..." Wu Xingliang reached out his hand and wanted to touch Yu Lanxi's waist.
Yu Lanxi turned her head and looked at Wu Xingliang with a cold look in her eyes.
Wu Xingliang is the second-ranked professional boxer in the Tiger Roar Club.
Next to him stood two brothers who liked to flatter him and were also professional boxers.
Seeing Wu Xingliang's outstretched hand pause, his younger brother Ge Yihang teased, "Brother Liang, you wouldn't dare, would you?"
"What's there to be afraid of?" Wu Xingliang stretched out his hand again and was about to touch it.
Yu Lanxi threw the mop out of the bucket, and the dirty water that had been dragged across the ground splashed all over the three people. She swept across their faces and then hit Wu Xingliang's face hard.
Idiots like this should use a mop to wash their faces and their stinky mouths!
"Fuck, you kid! Don't be shameless!" Ge Yihang punched out, and his powerful fist hit Yu Lanxi.
A large hand grabbed Ge Yihang and threw him against the wall.
"You're blocking the way." Ding Yan said coldly.
Yu Lanxi looked at Ding Yan, who was the ace of the Tiger Roar Boxing Club. Wu Xingliang had challenged him many times but lost every time.
Ding Yan has sharp eyebrows and narrow eyes under his sword-like eyebrows.
The black T-shirt was held up by his solid muscle lines, and his sturdy figure with broad shoulders and narrow waist gave people a great sense of oppression and aggressiveness.
He was frowning, with a scar on his left eyebrow. He exuded a heavy sense of depression and a cold aura that made him look unapproachable.
"Do you want to speak out about what happened between me and this little mute?" Wu Xingliang was a little timid, but he still forced himself to ask.
The original owner was speechless. Due to his incomplete memory, Yu Lanxi didn't know why he became mute, but he didn't care. After collecting enough desires, he could use his demonic power to speak.
Ding Yan ignored Wu Xingliang and asked Yu Lanxi, "Do you like men?"
His sharp eyes stared into Yu Lanxi's.
Yu Lanxi shook her head.
"Did you hear that? He doesn't like men, all of you get out of here!" Ding Yan was extremely disgusted.
Wu Xingliang didn't want to confront him head-on, so he pointed at Yu Lanxi and left reluctantly.
He walked away, and Yu Lanxi could still hear his mumbling: "Homophobia means being in the closet..."
"You were pretty good just now." Ding Yan praised Yu Lanxi approvingly.
He doesn't like being bullied, but he's a coward who doesn't dare to resist.
Yu Lanxi was wearing a mask. He didn't know what she looked like, but her eyes were as clean and bright as the pure sea.
It makes people want to take a second look.
Yu Lanxi smiled, her eyes curved into crescent shapes.
Just seeing this smile made Ding Yan feel that the depression in his heart was much better.
He nodded and strode forward.
When the two were about to pass each other, Yu Lanxi stumbled and fell towards Ding Yan.
Ding Yan subconsciously wanted to avoid it, but seeing that the person had closed his eyes, he could only reach out and hold the cleaning lady's waist firmly.
The mop and bucket rolled to the ground, and the water that poured out wet Ding Yan's shoes and socks.
"Fuck!" Ding Yan cursed.
"Hey, are you okay?" Ding Yan patted Yu Lanxi's face lightly.
Yu Lanxi vaguely heard Ding Yan's voice, but was unable to answer because she was too sleepy, too tired, and too hungry.
For the sake of his family, the original owner worked several jobs a day, two at the least and four at the most. It would be strange if he didn't have health problems due to long-term lack of sleep.
Especially today, my lunch was snatched away and I had to clean on an empty stomach.
"Let's do a good deed today..." Ding Yan picked up Yu Lanxi and went to the medical room upstairs to see a doctor.
In the medical room, Shi Weixiao hummed a song and slowly assembled building blocks.
The door was flung open suddenly, startling him and causing his blocks to fall to the ground.
"Brother Yan, if I can't find all my building blocks, you have to compensate me!" Shi Weixiao hurried to pick up the building blocks.
Ding Yan placed Yu Lanxi on the small bed in the infirmary and said impatiently, "I'll buy you a new one... Come here quickly, he's fainted, go see what's wrong with him!"
Shi Weixiao walked to the small bed, took off Yu Lanxi's mask, and hissed.
"Fuck, Brother Yan, where did you kidnap this handsome boy from? He must be a debut male celebrity, right?"
Ding Yan had never seen such a handsome man, he looked like a flower.
She has a small face, long eyelashes, and skin as delicate as jade.
"You're too weak and easy to be bullied." Ding Yan looked at Yu Lanxi's thin arms and legs sternly. She was so thin and weak that she couldn't withstand his punch.
Shi Weixiao rolled his eyes and said as he examined Yu Lanxi, "How many people can fight as well as you?"
"What's wrong with him?"
"It should be hypoglycemia, it's okay." Shi Weixiao said.
Ding Yan glanced at Yu Lanxi. Is there anyone who faints from hunger these days?
He took out a bag of bread from his bag and threw it aside. "Doesn't the club have staff meals? This can cause hypoglycemia... He doesn't even know how to eat properly. A grown man feels as light as cotton."
When Yu Lanxi woke up again, Ding Yan had already left.
"Xiao Yu, are you awake?" Shi Weixiao asked, "How do you feel now?"
The work badge on Yu Lanxi's clothes had the words "Li Yu" written on it.
Yu Lanxi took out her cell phone and typed to Shi Weixiao: Very good, thank you.
"Brother Yan brought you here, you should thank him." Shi Weixiao said, "Brother Yan told you to eat well and not faint from hunger again. This is the bread he left for you."
Yu Lanxi typed her thanks on her phone again.
After leaving the club, Yu Lanxi sat on the bus and politely ate the bread that Ding Yan gave him.
"Who is the protagonist?" Yu Lanxi asked System 000.
In his sea of consciousness, System Zero Zero covered his mouth.
Now that the protagonist is living a good life, it feels that it is better for the host not to get close to the protagonist.
"Don't want to tell?"
[Host, there is no need for us to compete with the protagonist]
[The protagonist of this dimension is really a good person! ]
【All of you take care of yourself】
"If you don't want to tell me, then forget it." Yu Lanxi just asked casually, not intending to force System Ling Ling Ling to give an answer.
System Zero Zero breathed a sigh of relief. If the host really forced it, it would definitely not be able to bear it.
Yu Lanxi returned to the Li family.
The Li family has two bedrooms and a living room. The original owner had no room in the Li family and only had a tattered folding bed on the cramped balcony.
There were ropes on the balcony where clothes were hung out to dry, so if he wanted to sleep on the shabby folding bed, he had to hunch over and walk over.
Yu Lanxi stood on the balcony, glanced at the environment where the original owner lived, and frowned.
Whoever wants to sleep on this broken bed can sleep on it!
"Li Yaozu is my younger brother?" Yu Lanxi asked the system in her mind.
System Zero Zero Zero replied: "Yes, he is your brother..."
That's what the script says.
"Haha..." Yu Lanxi sneered, "When buying a house, you bought two rooms? Let your brother live on the balcony? And let your brother wear his younger brother's discarded clothes?"
"Brother, I'll pay you today, right? Remember to buy me new sneakers after you get your pay!" Li Yaozu raised his voice in disdain. "All my classmates have bought them, but I'm the only one in the class who doesn't have any! It's all your fault for being low-paid and having no future."
Yu Lanxi glanced at Li Yaozu, who was as fat as a ball, and said nothing.
"Li Yu, did you hear what your brother said?" Li's mother said, "Remember to hand in your salary when you get it! I'm still waiting for the money to pay off my debts."
"Yes, it's because of your previous illness that we spent so much money on your treatment." Father Li ordered, "The floor is dirty, hurry up and mop it."
Yu Lanxi took the broom and hit Li Yaozu in the face.
"Li Yu, are you crazy?"
"Stop it now!"
Li's father and mother were heartbroken and rushed over to stop Yu Lanxi, but were hit in the face by Yu Lanxi's broom.
"You're so rebellious!" Li's mother raised her voice, "Li Yu, you..."
Yu Lanxi swung the broom faster and faster, hitting Li's mother so hard that she shut up.
Li Yaozu hid behind his parents, his fat body trembling.
Father Li's face was filled with joy and horror.
Yu Lanxi strode into Li's father and mother's room, opened the wardrobe, took out the cash and stuffed it into her bag.
"Robbery, this is robbery!" Mother Li's eyes turned red and she rushed towards Yu Lanxi.
Yu Lanxi waved the broom, and Li's mother immediately stood against the wall, very obedient.
He pointed to Li Yaozu's room and wrote: This is my room from now on.
"Impossible! This is my room..." Li Yaozu watched Yu Lanxi shake the broom a few times and swallowed his anger. "Brother, use it if you want."
Yu Lanxi locked the door of the room, threw the old sheets to the ground, and took out clean new sheets to spread them on.
The original owner was seriously sleep deprived and needed to make up for it.
"Mom and Dad, should we call the police?" Li Yaozu said angrily.
[Host, they want to call the police]
"Then report it. It's a good opportunity for the police to check my identity." Yu Lanxi said, "Even if they don't report it, I will report it too."
[Do you suspect that you are not a member of the Li family? ]
[They are biased because you have been sickly since childhood and they have spent all their money on your treatment.]
[So they prefer Li Yaozu who has been healthy since childhood]
"Three Zero, why are you still so naive?"
"Only if you love this child would you be willing to spend all your money to get him treated. If you despise your child's illness as a burden and hate him so much that you don't even want to prepare a room for him, how could you possibly spend money on his treatment? You would have thrown him away long ago."
"Even the names are so perfunctory. Li Yu? The extra person in the Li family. The other one is called Li Yaozu..."
He was not someone who longed for family affection like the original owner. He knew that these three people were not good to him, but he kept blaming himself for being sick when he was a child, which caused his family to fall into poverty.
[Not a biological child? Adopted?]
"The other three children in the Li family all have single eyelids, but I have double eyelids." Yu Lan said sarcastically, "Single eyelids are a recessive gene, while double eyelids are a dominant gene. Both my parents have single eyelids, so there's no gene for double eyelids."
「Is that so?」
System Zero Zero Zero felt inexplicably guilty.
Yu Lanxi asked, "As a system, you wouldn't have failed to input even this kind of knowledge, right?"
System 000: ...
This simple knowledge was of course recorded!
It only focuses on the script and does not care whether the cannon fodder is a biological child.
There's such a deviation at the beginning of the script... Could there be another problem?
[Host, the three people from the Li family are out]
【Are they planning something bad for you?】
"Don't worry about it. They'll please me when they come back." Yu Lanxi lay down. "I'll take a nap first."
System 000: ...
To please you?
Really?
I don't believe it.