Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.
<...Chapter 35: The Amnesiac Little Mute vs. the Cold-blooded Boxer 2
Yu Lanxi woke up and smelled the fragrance of food.
Li's mother put on a smile and said, "Son, Mom and Dad have seriously reflected on this today. It's all our fault for being too partial."
"Yes, your brother has returned to school and you will live in his room from now on." Father Li was not angry.
Yu Lanxi turned a deaf ear and concentrated on eating.
What are these two people doing?
[They actually try to please you? ]
"How can you tie up a slave if you don't please him?" Yu Lanxi asked back.
Li Yaozu is useless except for competing with his classmates. He is such a grown-up, but he only knows how to ask for money.
Since Mr. and Mrs. Li had the original owner, a slave who could be exploited at any time, they used the excuse that they had earned a lot of money in their youth to eat, drink and have fun every day.
"Xiao Yu, look, that money is all saved by your mother with great effort." Mother Li was thinking about the cash.
Yu Lanxi glanced at Li's mother. Those were the money the original owner earned from working. What did it have to do with her?
Father Li patted Mother Li and said, "Just let Xiaoyu take it. Xiaoyu is a good kid anyway and won't spend money recklessly. We were too much before. Xiaoyu needs money to feel safe. I understand!"
"Yes, our Xiaoyu is the best and will never waste a penny carelessly." Mother Li looked at Yu Lanxi expectantly.
Yu Lanxi nodded.
Mr. and Mrs. Li looked at each other and smiled.
It’s so easy to cheat!
I believe that before long, they will be able to use this child to help them make money.
After dinner, Yu Lanxi lay on the sofa watching TV.
Mother Li raised her brows and said sternly, "Why are you..."
Yu Lanxi picked up the ashtray on the table and looked at her with raised eyebrows.
Mother Li softened her voice: "What I mean is, don't you have a part-time job tonight?"
Yu Lanxi shook her head.
He just quit his part-time job on WeChat. He is not the original owner, so why should he work so hard in several jobs?
Mother Li was heartbroken. If Yu Lanxi worked less, she would earn less money.
Seeing that she was about to lose her temper, Father Li grabbed her hand and shook his head at her.
The next day, Yu Lanxi went to the Tiger Roar Club to clean.
System Zero Zero Zero was surprised to see Yu Lanxi mopping the floor obediently.
[Host, are you planning to be a cleaning boy? ]
This shouldn't happen!
"Otherwise, what do you think I should do?"
[It’s good now, the ordinary life is the real life]
"It seems the protagonist is quite famous." Yu Lanxi curled her lips, "A celebrity, right?"
System 000: ...
It can't talk too much!
The host guessed it so easily.
At lunch time, Yu Lanxi swiped her employee card and put the food into the lunch box.
Because of his appearance, the original owner was sexually harassed in many places. In this boxing club full of muscular men, he didn't even dare to eat in the cafeteria.
I usually put it in the lunch box, find a corner, take off my mask and eat it quietly.
Yu Lanxi walked out of the cafeteria holding her lunch box, but she hadn't gone far when she was stopped by the cleaning supervisor.
The cleaning supervisor was 1.8 meters tall and weighed 230 pounds. When he stood in front of the frail Yu Lanxi, his arms were thicker than his waist.
"Isn't that Xiao Yu?" Shi Weixiao pointed at Yu Lanxi and said to Ding Yan.
Ding Yan glanced and saw that Yu Lanxi was completely enveloped by the burly figure of the cleaning supervisor, like a little white rabbit being persecuted by a wild boar.
"Tsk..." Ding Yan was very unhappy.
"Give me the food! Otherwise, I won't be able to clean here!" The cleaning supervisor reached out to grab Yu Lanxi's food.
Although their employees have staff meals, they have a quota and have to pay for additional dishes.
Unlike the professional fighters in the club, there is no limit on the meal card.
The foreman often felt hungry but was reluctant to spend money. Yesterday, he stole the original owner's food and was happy with it. Today, he wanted to do the same trick again.
Ding Yan kicked the cleaning supervisor in the butt, causing him to fall face to the ground with his butt raised.
Shi Weixiao covered his mouth and wanted to laugh.
"It's just a crappy job, but you're talking about it like it's a golden rice bowl. How funny." Ding Yan looked at the cleaning supervisor coldly, "Get out of here!"
Ding Yan's wolf-like fierce eyes made his scalp tingle, and the foreman ran away in shame.
"It was because he stole your food yesterday that you fainted from hunger?" Shi Weixiao asked.
Yu Lanxi nodded.
Ding Yan flicked Yu Lanxi's forehead with his finger and said, "You fainted from hunger. How stupid!"
Yu Lanxi covered her forehead with her hands, her eyes glistening with tears, and she looked at Ding Yan with a bit of aggrieved look.
"You are bullying others." Shi Weixiao complained.
"I didn't use much force!" Ding Yan grabbed Yu Lanxi's hand, "Move your hand away, let me see..."
The man's hands were big and very hot.
Yu Lanxi was not used to being held, so she immediately moved her hand away.
When Ding Yan saw it, he was really moved by his playing.
He said, "Are you made of paper? You turn red at the slightest touch."
Yu Lanxi took out her cell phone and typed: No, thank you for yesterday, Mr. Ding.
"Do you think everyone is like you, incorrigible?" Shi Weixiao said disdainfully.
Ding Yan glanced at Shi Weixiao, who immediately covered his mouth for fear of being beaten.
Yu Lanxi lowered her head and typed: I'm going to eat, see you two later
"You can go to my lounge to eat. It's very hot outside. Remember to help me clean the lounge after you finish eating." Ding Yan handed his card to Yu Lanxi.
Yu Lanxi nodded, smiled and made a thank you sign to Ding Yan.
Ding Yan found that Yu Lanxi's smile was like ice cream, which could reduce the heat in his heart.
Entering the cafeteria, Shi Weixiao teased, "Mr. Ding is being very kind today."
"Do you want to die?"
"If Xiaoyu saw your expression, he would be scared and cry, right?"
"He's so brave!" Ding Yan glanced at Shi Weixiao, "He dared to hit Wu Xingliang and his bunch of rubbish with a mop."
Shi Weixiao raised his eyebrows, finally understanding why Ding Yan looked at Yu Lanxi with new respect.
Most athletes would probably like this kind of resilient person.
Yu Lanxi squinted her eyes happily while eating. The employee meal at Hu Xiao was really good.
Eating in Ding Yan's lounge with air conditioning on is much more comfortable than eating somewhere else outside.
[Host, you are not interested in Ding Yan, are you? ]
"Why? What's his connection with the protagonist?"
System Zero Zero Zero said nothing.
Yu Lanxi ate slowly, he was not in a hurry.
Since his fate is to be cannon fodder, he will meet the protagonist sooner or later.
After dinner, Yu Lanxi took the cleaning tools and cleaned Ding Yan's lounge.
It’s called cleaning, but in fact it’s just mopping the floor casually.
Ding Yan's lounge is not dirty at all and is easy to clean.
The phone vibrated several times. Yu Lanxi saw that it was a message from the owner of the convenience store where he used to work part-time. The owner was a nice person, so he replied to him properly.
Yu Lanxi carried a bucket and a mop and was about to leave Ding Yan's office.
"Brother Yan..."
The male voice had a bit of a coquettish tone, and Yu Lanxi got goosebumps when she heard it.
When he walked out of the bathroom, he saw a man in a beige casual suit, covering his face with a white towel in his hands, murmuring in ecstasy.
"Brother Yan smells so good..."
Yu Lanxi: ...
This is a bit embarrassing.
Oh my god!
【abnormal! 】
[Could this be the towel Ding Yan used to wipe his sweat?]
Yu Lanxi waved the mop and threw it towards the man in casual clothes.
This mop becomes more and more convenient the more I use it.
The man in casual clothes exclaimed, a mixture of fascination and horror on his face.
After seeing clearly that the person coming was not Ding Yan but Yu Lanxi, he relaxed.
"Can you keep it a secret? This is my first time doing this... I just sniffed it, I didn't do anything..." The man in casual clothes pleaded with red eyes, "I'm a fan of Brother Yan, I really like him..."
Yu Lanxi glanced at the other person's work badge, her expression indescribable.
The original owner had this person in his memory. His name was Yu Youhai and he had just started working the day before yesterday.
Ding Yan's previous assistant went on his honeymoon, so he found someone to take over the position temporarily.
"Please, don't tell anyone." Yu Youhai clasped his hands together, "I will never do it again."
The door of the lounge was opened at this time.
Ding Yan walked in.
Yu Youhai threw the towel on the ground, kicked it under the sofa with his foot, and quickly picked up the watch on the table.
"Li Yu, how could you steal Brother Yan's watch?" Yu Youhai shouted indignantly, "You are a thief. I can call the police and have you arrested."
[Fuck! This bitch!]
I just believed what he said and thought he would really change.
Yu Lanxi was not surprised at all. He could feel Yu Youhai's emotions and desires.
This guy didn't think he was wrong.
Yu Youhai was waving an expensive brand-name watch, and was afraid that Yu Lanxi would open her mouth to explain, so she rushed to Ding Yan and started firing like a machine gun.
"Brother Yan, I never thought this cleaner was this kind of person! He actually broke into your lounge and stole your luxury watch! I told you you're magnanimous and that as long as he admits his mistake, you'll forgive him! But he didn't listen and even hit me with a mop!"
The noisy sound attracted the boxers on the same floor to watch.
Wu Xingliang put one hand in his pocket and said to Yu Lanxi, "Little mute, are you so embarrassed? If you want a watch, come to me! Just for your figure, I..."
Ding Yan kicked the door, feeling extremely annoyed.
Knowing that Ding Yan was annoyed by those words, Wu Xingliang shrugged and took a step back.
Yu Youhai's eyes lit up. It turned out that this person was the club's mute cleaner!
It's better to be mute, isn't it impossible to defend yourself?
"What's going on?" Ding Yan asked Yu Lanxi.
The towel incident was quite embarrassing, and there were so many people watching. Yu Lanxi only typed three words on her mobile phone: He is lying.
Ding Yan asked: "Why did you hit him?"
Yu Lanxi was not typing on her phone, but looking at Ding Yan with her clear black and white eyes.
The clear and beautiful peach blossom eyes are like the blue sea, clean and beautiful.
When Yu Youhai saw Ding Yan actually looking at Yu Lanxi, he fiercely pulled off Yu Lanxi's mask.
He thought that Yu Lanxi had a pair of beautiful eyes, but as a low-level cleaner, her appearance must be very ordinary.
No matter how beautiful the eyes are, if they are placed on an ordinary face, it will inevitably disappoint people.
The onlookers were caught off guard by Yu Lanxi's beauty and gasped.
Is this the real beauty?
How come he looks like the little prince from a fairy tale?
"No matter what watch you want, I can give it to you!" Wu Xingliang stared at Yu Lanxi's face greedily and blurted out.
"All of you get out of here!" Seeing so many people staring at Yu Lanxi's face, Ding Yan became more and more agitated and clenched his fists unconsciously.
Wu Xingliang left with regret, feeling fortunate that Ding Yan didn't like men, so he still had a chance.
"Li Yu, you made Brother Yan angry, why don't you apologize quickly!" Yu Youhai gloated.
"You're supposed to keep blabbering here, aren't you?" Ding Yan was like a wild beast ready to tear everything apart. "Don't frame Xiao Yu! I have surveillance cameras in the lounge. I know exactly what happened!"
Yu Lanxi smiled lightly.
Ding Yan, who had just come in, chose to believe him before he had a chance to watch the surveillance video.
When people don't know the truth, they will subconsciously ask someone they trust more.
When Ding Yan asked him the reason, it was enough to show that Ding Yan trusted him more. It was ridiculous that Yu Youhai, that idiot, kept on slandering him.
Ding Yan grabbed Yu Youhai's collar with one hand, lifted him up, and pushed him against the wall.
Yu Youhai was stared at by the man with a fierce gaze and started crying in fear.
"Yan...Brother Yan..."
Ding Yan pressed Yu Youhai's head and knocked it against the wall.
Yu Youhai howled and cried, "Brother Yan! I was wrong! It hurts, it hurts..."
Yu Lanxi took out the towel thrown under the sofa with a mop and put it into the trash can.
Ding Yan threw Yu Youhai to the ground.
Yu Youhai covered his bleeding head, climbed up using his hands and feet, and ran out.
"Prepare yourself mentally and then watch the surveillance."
A strange voice came from behind him, and Ding Yan turned his head curiously.
Can the little mute speak now?
Ding Yan turned around and saw Yu Lanxi using the text-to-speech function.
He said that if the little mute could speak, it would definitely not be this kind of voice.
It should be... a better sound.
Ding Yan didn't take Yu Lanxi's words seriously.
What kind of mental preparation do you need to do when watching a surveillance video?
He took out his cell phone and played it in reverse.
"You cleaned pretty diligently."
When Ding Yan saw the reverse video of Yu Lanxi cleaning, he thought he was very well behaved.
Even without anyone supervising her, she mopped the floor conscientiously and arranged the magazines and forms on the table without looking at them too much or flipping through them randomly. When she saw his watch casually placed on the edge of the table, she deliberately put it back inside.
Yu Lanxi smiled at him.
Ding Yan continued watching the surveillance video, and his face turned dark when he saw the part about Yu Youhai.
"It was still too light."
He is handsome and has a good figure, and he is often pursued by people of the same sex.
Some people will stop pestering after being rejected, while others are like sticky candy.
If Yu Lanxi hadn't happened to see it, Yu Youhai would have secretly taken a lot of his personal belongings and done all sorts of messy things during his days as his temporary assistant...
Just thinking about it makes me feel sick.
He accelerated the surveillance video starting from the day before yesterday and was relieved to see that Yu Youhai had not done anything disgusting except smelling the towel he had used to wipe his sweat.
"How about you be my temporary assistant?" Ding Yan asked Yu Lanxi, "The salary is several times higher than what you get as a cleaner."
Yu Lanxi: Is it really possible?
"If I say yes, then it's okay." Seeing the little mute's eyes wide open and a happy look on his face, Ding Yan couldn't help but feel calmer.
Yu Lanxi: What does it take to be Mr. Ding’s assistant?
"I'm thirsty and ask you to pour me some water, so you just pour me some water," Ding Yan gave an example.
Yu Lanxi nodded obediently.
Ding Yan added: "I asked you to pass me a towel, so you have to pass me a towel."
Yu Lanxi continued to nod.
"I told you to ignore that scumbag Wu Xingliang, and you ignored him."
Yu Lanxi would do it without Ding Yan saying anything. He had no interest in scum like Wu Xingliang.
Unless Wu Xingliang is so mean as to provoke him.
Ding Yan made several requests in a row, and Yu Lanxi nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
She was so well behaved that Ding Yan felt soft-hearted.
"If I want to kiss you, you have to let me kiss you obediently."
Yu Lanxi nodded.
Suddenly feeling that something was wrong, he paused and looked at Ding Yan in confusion.
Ding Yan didn't know what was wrong with him and blurted out this sentence.
Seeing how obedient the little mute was, I couldn't help but tease him.
But being looked at by the other person's clear eyes made him feel as if he was a little dirty.
"You actually nodded! This is workplace sexual harassment." Ding Yan cleared his throat. "When you encounter something like this, just punch the person. If you can't beat them, come to me and I'll help you beat them up."
The two exchanged contact information.
Ding Yan glanced at Yu Lanxi's worn-out copycat cell phone and frowned.
In front of Yu Lanxi, he called the club's owner and said, "Boss Su, I want Li Yu to be my temporary assistant."
"Li Yu again?" Mr. Su said. "Wu Xingliang also said he wanted him. It makes me wonder if the cleaning department hired a sweeping monk."
"If he wants to snatch someone from me, let's meet on stage." Ding Yan raised the corners of his lips, revealing a vicious and arrogant smile.
He is just a defeated general. No matter how many times he fights, he is the winner.
Mr. Su held his forehead and said, "I'll tell him."
They are all professional boxers in their club. If Ding Yan injures Wu Xingliang, it will be inconvenient for Wu Xingliang to represent their club in competitions later.
The club's members mainly come for the two star boxers, Ding Yan and Wu Xingliang. Although Wu Xingliang's influence is not as great as Ding Yan's, his ability to attract money is also good.
"Xiao Yuer, Wu Xingliang wants to take you as his assistant." Ding Yan said.
Yu Lanxi: You can give me a nickname at will.
"Every time I see your eyes, I think of the sea. How cute is it to call you a little fish?" Ding Yan said, "You go back first and send me the address. I'll pick you up tomorrow to go to the shooting location."
Yu Lanxi was puzzled. Where was the filming located?
"There's an advertisement to be filmed," Ding Yan explained.
After Yu Lanxi left, Ding Yan had someone throw away everything that Yu Youhai had touched. He even didn't want the sofa in the lounge.
Shi Weixiao, who came over after hearing the news, gossiped: "Yu Youhai has feelings for you? What did he do?"
"roll."
"I heard that Xiao Yu and you were in the lounge for a long time. He doesn't speak and you don't like to talk. You wouldn't have been threatening him to be your temporary assistant all the time, right? Xiao Yu must have been scared of you." Shi Weixiao continued to ask fearlessly.
"With my charisma, do I need to be threatened? He's been my temporary assistant, and he's smiling brightly."
"It's mainly because of the high salary. He's really short of money. This is the charm of money."
Yu Lanxi returned to Li's house and sat on the sofa to watch TV as soon as she got home.
No cooking, no washing dishes, no laundry or mopping... no care of anything.
"Li Yu, your father and I are old, so the housework still needs to be done by young people." Li's mother said earnestly.
Father Li said, "Yes, how can a son do nothing when his parents are in their fifties or sixties and take care of all the household chores? If outsiders knew about this, they would definitely say that his son was unfilial."
Yu Lanxi typed: OK, I will ask Li Yaozu to go home and do the housework for you.