The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 36: The Amnesiac Little Mute vs. the Cold-blooded Boxer 3

Chapter 36: The Amnesiac Little Mute vs. the Cold-blooded Boxer 3

"What does this have to do with Yaozu? He needs to study! He is in college!" Li's mother was so angry that she jumped up and down.

I'm asking you to work!

You are not asking my precious son to do the work!

Yu Lanxi: It's better not to go to that fake university, it's better to go home and be a filial son

"What kind of fake university is that? I told you to take the exam, but you couldn't even get in!" Li's mother was proud of Li Yaozu and couldn't tolerate Yu Lanxi slandering him.

Yu Lanxi looked at Mr. and Mrs. Li with a smile on her face, picked up a fly swatter beside her, and hit them in the face several times.

The couple was beaten so hard that their faces were covered with a neat grid of fly swatters.

Mr. and Mrs. Li were extremely upset, but they couldn't beat the opponent, so they could only run back to their room in shame.

Li's mother said, "This son is bad, we can't keep him anymore!"

"Let's wait and see. If he can't be as hardworking and dedicated as before, don't blame us for being heartless and ungrateful!" Father Li narrowed his eyes sinisterly.

Yu Lanxi went to the bathroom to take a shower.

While taking a shower, he accidentally discovered a birthmark on his waist and abdomen.

Fan-shaped, like a small shell.

"I have a birthmark." Yu Lanxi touched the delicate shape.

System Zero Zero Zero cannot see the host taking a bath. It only knows about the birthmark after hearing the host's thoughts.

[So, can you use this birthmark to find your biological parents? ]

"Perhaps."

After taking a shower, Yu Lanxi sat on the sofa and changed channels with the remote control.

My phone vibrated. It was a message from Li Yaozu, the unfilial son.

Li Yaozu: Buy me new sneakers quickly! I told my friends that I will buy new shoes

Li Yaozu: My friend asked me today why I haven’t worn new shoes yet

Li Yaozu: You want to embarrass me?

Li Yu: If you are in a hurry to buy shoes, you can borrow money to buy them.

Li Yaozu: How embarrassing is it to ask classmates to borrow money?

Li Yu: There are thousands of ways to borrow money

Li Yaozu thought so too. In reality, he had to pretend to be a rich second-generation and it was not convenient for him to borrow money from his classmates.

Can't this be borrowed online?

Anyway, the money he borrowed was always repaid by Li Yu, the sucker.

[Host... Li Yaozu really borrowed money to buy shoes...]

Borrowing money to buy expensive items is a bad habit.

"Just borrow it, what does it have to do with me?" Yu Lanxi said, as if it had nothing to do with her.

System 0000 seemed to have returned to the previous dimension. Anyone who provoked the host would have a bad ending.

Yu Lanxi changed the channel and switched to a music program "Who is the King of Singers".

The contestant on the stage was wearing a veil hat, holding a sword, dressed like a chivalrous woman, and singing an ancient song with a chivalrous feel.

[Host, this song is not good]

"The male lead participated in this music program."

Yu Lanxi said this without any doubt in a declarative tone.

All the white hair on System Zero Zero's body stood up. It had no idea how the host guessed it.

Its mechanical sound is so perfect that it doesn't reveal any real emotions at all.

"Who is the King of Singers?" Yu Lanxi stroked her chin and thought with a smile, "Let me see who is the protagonist."

System 000: ...

I always feel that the host will be able to guess who the protagonist is in the next second.

What a terrifying insight.

The camera shifted from the contestant wearing a veil to the audience in the audience whose reactions were more obvious, and also gave shots of the mentors' different reactions.

Seeing the male protagonist's image appear on the TV screen, System Zero Zero Zero had no heartbeat, but because of the program settings, it felt the tension of its accelerated heartbeat.

Yu Lanxi was playing with the remote control, and he caught it and threw it up again.

"Is this the mentor? Zhang Zhihua."

System 000 was silent for two seconds.

Knowing it couldn't hide it, it had to admit it.

Yes, it’s him.

[The original owner was a mute with an unhappy life, so she was very jealous of Zhang Zhihua]

He was jealous that Zhang Zhihua had a voice kissed by an angel, while he was mute.

So he changed many different jobs, approached Zhang Zhihua, and wanted to kill Zhang Zhihua.

[Zhang Zhihua escaped danger many times, but in the end, the original owner failed to kill Zhang Zhihua and instead fell into the water and drowned.]

Yu Lanxi said: "He should take revenge on Li Yaozu, Li's father and Li's mother."

[Many people are confused, and not everyone can see through it like you, the host.]

[Though he is in a state of confusion, he still longs for family affection]

[Maybe it’s because he doesn’t get the approval of his younger brother Li Yaozu]

[Zhang Zhihua also has a younger brother, and he dotes on his younger brother very much]

Li Yaozu is a fan of Zhang Zhihua and often belittles the original owner, saying that he wishes he had a brother like Zhang Zhihua.

"Oh." Yu Lanxi didn't comment.

[Host, you certainly wouldn't intentionally approach Zhang Zhihua to kill him, right?]

"I usually don't kill him, unless he's being mean and I can't help it."

System Zero Zero Zero relaxed.

Yu Lanxi went to bed early that night, and when the alarm clock rang, she rarely stayed in bed.

The first thing I do when I wake up is to touch my phone.

Ding Yan: I'll bring you breakfast

Yu Lanxi looked at the time he sent the message, it was six o'clock.

Li Yu: Hello, Mr. Ding.

Ding Yan: Morning Exercise

Yu Lanxi thought about Ding Yan's good figure, which couldn't be hidden even in his loose sportswear.

He felt that a lazy person like him could not, under normal circumstances, have the same strong and smooth body as Ding Yan.

When Yu Lanxi went downstairs, Ding Yan was already leaning against the car.

As soon as they saw him appear, they looked at him with hawk-like eyes.

Yu Lanxi suddenly had the illusion that he, a little chick, was being caught by the claws of a powerful eagle.

"Good morning, Xiaoyuer." Ding Yan opened the door and looked like a gentleman. "You get in the car first."

Yu Lanxi didn't think it was a big deal and got into the car.

Agent Deng Dongjun, who was sitting in the passenger seat, was very curious and couldn't help but look back at Yu Lanxi.

Ding Yan got into the car and sat down: "Why are you always staring at Xiao Yuer?"

"Curious, let's get to know each other." Deng Dongjun said to Yu Lanxi, "Hello, I'm Deng Dongjun, Ding Yan's agent. You can call me Brother Deng."

Yu Lanxi pointed to her mouth and waved her hand.

"Oh, sorry, I forgot." Deng Dongjun saw that Yu Lanxi's face was so beautiful that he suddenly forgot about the other's flaws.

Ding Yan pushed Deng Dongjun's head and said, "Look ahead. Don't disturb Xiaoyuer and I while we're eating."

He put a big bag of breakfast in front of Yu Lanxi.

"Eat whatever you want. Take your pick."

Yu Lanxi didn't choose. She just ate the dumplings and drank soy milk.

Seeing Yu Lanxi eating like a little hamster, Ding Yan couldn't help but poke his cheek.

Yu Lanxi looked at Ding Yan in confusion, and seeing that Ding Yan looked normal, she continued eating.

As a result, when he lowered his head to take a bite of the bun, Ding Yan poked him in the face again.

He typed on his phone with one hand:?

Ding Yan said: "Looking at the plump flesh, I can't help but want to poke it."

Yu Lanxi made a sign language, and her hand speed was as fast as making a hand seal: You big idiot.

Ding Yan doesn't know sign language and can't understand it at all.

"What's the meaning?"

Yu Lanxi: Praise you.

"What did you praise me for?" Ding Yan was very interested.

Yu Lanxi smiled shyly.

Ding Yan thought, maybe he could learn some sign language.

This is to prevent Xiaoyuer from using sign language when he feels embarrassed and he won’t understand.

Deng Dongjun, who had been observing silently, said: ...

Brother Yan's behavior is a bit strange.

"Eat more? Eggs? Porridge?" Ding Yan asked, seeing him shake his head. He then took out a fruit platter and said, "Fruit? You're too thin. Eat more."

Yu Lanxi chose fruits that were beautifully displayed and easy to eat.

The car music played a clean and ethereal love song, and the driver and Deng Dongjun both looked enjoying it.

"It's unpleasant, let's change the song." Ding Yan said.

Yu Lanxi turned her head and saw Ding Yan frowning, and raised her eyebrows.

Deng Dongjun turned his head with an expression that said you don’t know how to appreciate him.

"This is a song written, composed and performed by Zhang Zhihua, and it's topping the charts on all major platforms. How can it be bad?"