The Desire Demon Tears Apart the Cannon Fodder Script,肆意Teasing the Main God

Yu Lanxi is a Desire Demon formed from all the desires of heaven and earth. One day, he was bound by Cannon Fodder System 000, becoming cannon fodder who wouldn't live past three episodes.

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Chapter 67: Amnesiac Little Mute vs. Cold-blooded Boxer 34

Chapter 67: Amnesiac Little Mute vs. Cold-blooded Boxer 34

“Ahhhhhh…”

The mermaid baby gestured with his hands and tail, and his excited tail swung out a lot of water droplets.

Yu Lanxi understood everything.

System 000 and Ding Yan are just like listening to the book from heaven.

What is he talking about?

"Xiao Yu'er, what did the baby say?"

The mermaid baby was still babbling, and Yu Lanxi's cheeks turned slightly red.

Although the mermaid baby has the inherited memory of the mermaid clan, considering the age of the egg, it is already a baby of several hundred years old.

but……

Ding Yan saw that Yu Lanxi's ears were red and pointed at himself.

"So...it's related to me?"

Seeing that he would not give up until he got an answer, Yu Lanxi had to briefly explain the reason.

“Mermaids have difficulty reproducing and are rare, but they have a desire to reproduce that is ingrained in their genes.

Before the mermaid babies hatched, I was the only mermaid left in the entire mermaid clan.

We...were so in love, so my body had a false pregnancy, but it will be fine after a while."

The mermaid baby doesn't have the sense of shame of humans, and he spoke much more bluntly than Yu Lanxi.

He also specifically mentioned the bottles and jars filled with pearls at home.

"Oh, so that's how it is." Ding Yan suddenly realized.

He remembered seeing some cases of pseudo-birth syndrome in human males when he was browsing his phone.

Generally, this situation occurs because the wife is pregnant and the man experiences a false pregnancy due to stress and empathy.

Xiao Yu'er probably carries the hopes of the entire mermaid clan on his shoulders, and the pressure is enormous, which is why he is like this.

"Ahhhhhh..." the baby mermaid spoke rapidly.

Why were so many of his words cut out?

He explained it in more detail!

"What is he explaining?" Ding Yan asked.

Yu Lanxi said: "Nothing, he just emphasized that I am the prince of the mermaid tribe, so even if I have lost my memory, I still care about the rise and fall of the mermaid tribe subconsciously."

The mermaid baby said too much detail, so he won’t go into details.

"Burp." The baby mermaid burped and touched her round belly contentedly.

Yu Lanxi took the shower and said, "Let me help you wash off the blood first."

The mermaid baby loves water. He tilts his head back with his eyes wide open, and doesn't close his eyes even when water is poured over his head.

"You need to brush your teeth, right?" Ding Yan wrapped the baby in a bath towel.

They did buy a small toothbrush for brushing baby teeth.

However, the mermaid baby's teeth are so big that they can probably break bones, and a small toothbrush for baby teeth is not strong enough to clean them.

He simply took out their spare toothbrush and carefully brushed the baby merman's teeth.

Yu Lanxi flushed the bathtub with boiling water, and there was now a fishy smell in the bathtub.

After cleaning the bathroom, it was already daylight.

The morning light shines into a villa in the suburbs.

Zhang Zhihua bit her fingers and stared at her phone.

The phone vibrates, new message: Pixiu has been ordered, you will meet Yu Lanxi today.

Zhang Zhihua grinned.

Then he called a PhD abroad who was interested in studying xenomorphs.

"Hello, Dr. Lani," Zhang Zhihua said. "I hope you can study the mermaid carefully. Whether you dissect it or kill it, as long as it can restore my voice, it will be fine."

Dr. Rani agreed readily.

Zhang Zhihua was waiting for the killer team he contacted to bring Yu Lanxi to him.

He imagined the scene where Yu Lanxi was packed up and sent to Dr. Lani's underground laboratory, begging for mercy miserably, and he coldly rejected her. He couldn't help but laugh even more happily.

At dusk, the doorbell rang.

Zhang Zhihua couldn't wait to run out and open the door, only to see Yu Lanxi and Ding Yan holding a baby standing at the door.

His scalp tingled and he quickly closed the door.

Ding Yan kicked the door open, and Zhang Zhihua, who was leaning against the door, fell to the ground as the door opened.

Zhang Zhihua shook his dizzy head and crawled away from Yu Lanxi and Ding Yan.

His face was red from being pressed by the door, his nose was bleeding, and a bloodstain was winding on the ground.

"Hello, Mr. Zhang! I am the Pixiu who contacted you." A man wearing a baseball cap trotted in.

Zhang Zhihua seemed to have seen a savior and shouted, "Come and help me!"

The man codenamed Pixiu walked up to Zhang Zhihua and helped him up.

"Ahhhhhhhh..." The baby mermaid pointed at Zhang Zhihua angrily.

Ding Yan couldn't translate his language, but he felt that the child was scolding Zhang Zhihua, and the scolding was quite dirty.

The mermaid baby puffed out its cheeks and blew out a series of bubbles with images of humans in them.

The bubbles flew to the fingertips of Yu Lanxi and Ding Yan respectively.

It was like an image at double speed, rushing into their brains.

The original owner's clansmen were all dead, and the original owner was very lonely.

Day after day, he used the spirit beads condensed by his tribesmen before their death to protect the mermaid eggs that had little chance of hatching.

The power of the spirit pearl is getting weaker and weaker, and the life breath in the mermaid egg is getting weaker and weaker.

In order to maintain the power of the spirit pearl, the original owner pulled out the most important piece of his scale and condensed it into the spirit pearl.

When the original owner went out to find food, he saved Zhang Zhihua by chance.

He was so lonely that he took Zhang Zhihua back to his residence.

After Zhang Zhihua woke up, he saw the legendary mermaid and a look of surprise flashed across his face.

He told the original owner: "I was a famous singer in the human world. Someone was jealous of me and poisoned the water I drank, which is why my voice is damaged..."

Zhang Zhihua told the mermaid about his experience, hoping to see if the mermaid had any magic medicine that could cure his throat.

The original owner felt very sympathetic towards Zhang Zhihua, but said that he could do nothing to help.

Zhang Zhihua did not give up and stayed with the original owner, telling her how wonderful the world outside was.

Gradually, he gained the trust of the simple original owner, who had been alone for hundreds of years and regarded him as his good friend.

Zhang Zhihua discovered the mermaid egg illuminated by the light of the spirit pearl, and he hinted at the matter between the spirit pearl and the mermaid egg.

The original owner thought he was concerned about her, so she told him that if these mermaid eggs could not hatch, the mermaid race would probably become extinct.

The spirit pearl is of vital importance. Without the nourishment of the spirit pearl, the mermaid eggs will die within a few days and will never be able to hatch again.

Zhang Zhihua felt that instead of wasting a treasure like the spirit pearl on mermaid eggs that might not hatch, it would be better to give it to him.

He complained to the original owner, saying that she treated him as a good friend, but was unwilling to let him use the spirit pearl to heal his throat.

Zhang Zhihua took advantage of the original owner's inattention and deliberately damaged the mermaid egg and stole the spirit pearl.

After the original owner used her strength to save the damaged mermaid eggs, she used all her strength to replace the spirit pearl to nurture the next generation of the mermaid clan.

Then, he went ashore to look for Zhang Zhihua.

[The original owner lost her power so severely that she lost her memory, became mute, and eventually lost her mermaid abilities and drowned, right?]

[In the original plot...if the original owner dies, the mermaid cubs will surely die as well]

[Perhaps the mermaid cubs died even earlier...]