Fourth Prince Xiao Yu suffers from a strange illness. When it acts up, he feels intensely ashamed and his heart becomes extremely humble. Even when his "moonlight" shines on him, he shrinks...
Chapter 122: The Taoist Talisman
However, things did not develop as this person expected.
Xiao Yu suddenly threw away the tablecloth folded aside, wrapped the maid up with force, and pulled her in the other direction, forcing the maid who was about to fall on him to stop.
With his other hand, he caught the mid-air plate and handed it back to the maid steadily.
This set of movements was smooth and flowing, completed in the blink of an eye, leaving everyone stunned, including Xu Chuchu.
Even the maid herself was stunned. She stood there stupidly for a long time before taking the dish. She didn't even dare to say thank you and turned around to serve the dishes.
But she was still very grateful to Xiao Yu in her heart. You know, if this dish was spilled, her whole day's work would be in vain, even if it was not her fault.
The instigator over there was left with nothing but astonishment.
He knew Xiao Yu was quite skilled, but he didn't think he could push someone in the opposite direction with just a limp tablecloth? And with such swift movements...
What has Xiao Yu experienced outside in the past few years?
"Second Prince, if you have nothing else to do, please leave immediately." Xiao Yu raised his voice slightly. "The Second Prince has always been approachable and low-key. I don't think he would like to be publicly kowtowed to by the people, right?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the guests in the adjacent booths looked over cautiously, gathered their heads together and began to whisper.
A few timid ones were afraid of being implicated, so they left a table of food and ran away from the stairs on the other side, but most people were still enthusiastic spectators, and were even more curious about whether the person in front of them was the so-called "Second Prince".
It’s not too late to run after confirmation.
The man called the Second Prince became even angrier. Seeing that he couldn't anger Xiao Yu, he set his target on Xu Chuchu, a woman he obviously cared about.
"Little girl," he called out in a cheesy voice. "You look so beautiful and well-behaved, why are you following a man like this? Do you know he has a disease? Or is it because he took your body and you had no choice but to follow him?"
In ancient times, saying such obscene words to a woman was already a serious humiliation and teasing. Most women would feel ashamed and angry when hearing it... Unfortunately, it had no killing effect on Xu Chuchu.
He was the one who said the dirty words, so he should be humiliated. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
She deliberately opened her eyes wide and asked the Second Prince innocently, "What do you mean by 'occupying my body'?"
When the second prince saw her cute and lovely figure, and how she innocently repeated his dirty words, he couldn't help but feel itchy in his heart, even though he had never lacked women around him.
He prefers this kind of fair-skinned, well-behaved girls.
"Well, come over to me, I'll teach you." He said with a lecherous look, "Don't worry, I'll help you make the decision and won't let that dirty man bully you."
He had no doubt that the girl in front of him would throw herself directly into his arms, and he had to thank Xiao Yu for pointing out his identity.
One is a high-ranking prince, the other a discarded child. Who should he choose? What woman wouldn't seek fame and fortune? Wouldn't she climb the ladder?
However, he would not give any status to this woman who might have been touched by Xiao Yu, not even as a concubine. He would just play with her and that was it.
Sure enough, the girl stood up from her seat without much thought, jumping and walking towards him happily.
"Come here, follow your brother." The second prince said eagerly.
Ah, he couldn't wait to see Xiao Yu's humiliated face.
It's rare for a woman to follow him, he must be reluctant to let her go, right?
However, before he could turn to look at Xiao Yu, Xu Chuchu in front of him suddenly took out a Taoist talisman from his sleeve and stuck it on his greasy forehead with a snap.
"Only a fool would follow you! You wouldn't even want me even if I gave you money. Don't you see how much more handsome our Young Master Xiao is than you!" She clapped her hands in relief.
The Second Prince immediately tore off the yellow paper covering his face, furious. "You slut, how dare you try to trick me? Come, arrest her and sell her to a brothel for men to play with!"
"Who dares?" Xiao Yu stood in front of Xu Chuchu calmly, and knocked down the two followers who rushed up to him with two moves.
"Useless thing!" The second prince drew his sword and prepared to go into battle himself.
Just as he grasped the hilt of the sword, he suddenly felt something uncomfortable in his body. His hand loosened and the sword fell to the ground with a clang.
He suddenly slammed his legs together, covered the area between his legs with his hands, and stared at Xu Chuchu: "You, what did you do to me!"
"Ah, Your Highness!"
"Your Highness, what's wrong with you?"
The followers just didn't want to confront Xiao Yu, so they "loyally" surrounded the Second Prince to express their concern, and instantly squeezed out the Second Prince's figure.
"Let's go!" Taking advantage of the chaos, Xu Chuchu pulled Xiao Yu and turned to run.
The two of them ran and laughed, and they ran across the entire street before they stopped abruptly.
"Actually, there's no need to run." Xiao Yu pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, "Those people's mediocre skills can't do anything to me."
"I know, I'm just afraid that in a while..." Xu Chuchu also covered her mouth, "Forget it, I won't say it anymore, it's too disgusting."
Xiao Yu raised an eyebrow: "Oh? What kind of talisman did you put on him?"
"It's just those..." Xu Chuchu said slyly, "They're talismans for children's nocturnal enuresis."
"Isn't that for bedwetting?"
"I put it on upside down... If you put the talisman on upside down and use a little spiritual power, it will have a different effect." Xu Chuchu whispered, "He's been having urges to pee all day today. He'll feel the urge to pee after drinking a little water... uh, really... you know. He must have been too late to go down to the toilet on the third floor just now, and he's already wet his pants."
"...Taoist talismans can be used like this?!" Xiao Yu was surprised.
But thinking of the scene of the second prince wetting his pants in public, he couldn't help it... He felt a little happy, even happier than beating him up directly.
"Shh, don't tell anyone." Xu Chuchu said mysteriously, "This is my exclusive discovery. I haven't studied all the Taoist talismans yet. Even my master doesn't know."
Xiao Yu laughed: "You are really clever, be careful not to hurt yourself."
Taoist talismans have advantages and disadvantages, and some are very dangerous. Xu Chuchu has taught him a lot during this period.
"Who am I? Don't worry." Xu Chuchu recalled the scene when she was a child hiding in the basement to do experiments, and her cat lay at the stairs to let her out some fresh air. She felt a little warm.
Hopefully, the cat didn't starve to death after she left.
Probably not.
Xiao Yu continued to take Xu Chuchu walking on the street. This time, he was not introducing the local customs and culture as they walked, but was obviously heading towards a specific destination.
Xu Chuchu understood that Xiao Yu was going to take her to his home.
Realizing this, she hesitated for a moment but couldn't help but speak: "Xiao Yu, was that man in the restaurant just now really the Second Prince? I heard him call you 'Old Four'. You said before that you were a royal relative, so who are you..."