The Drama Queen Zhiqin Goes to the Countryside and is then Embraced by a Rough Cowherd

Setting: Fictional parallel universe, please do not reference historical events!

Bai Fumei Su Qingci, who managed a farm in modern times, was sent to the 1970s as a young educated youth by Ce...

Chapter 158 Total Annihilation

The other diners nearby began to pay close attention to Su Qingci and her group's table.

Because everyone at their table seemed to be quite drunk.

Xiao Yuehua muttered to herself, holding her head, "Qingci, what's going on? I think I only had a small sip of wine, how did I get drunk?"

As soon as Xiao Yuehua finished speaking, Feng Jianjun, who was standing next to her, staggered to his feet from the table.

It took two steps as if floating, then half-squatted, started paddling with its hands, and occasionally opened its mouth to blow a few bubbles.

Now his world is filled with colorful fish and corals, beautiful artificial mountains and rocks, and jellyfish as big as parachutes floating on the water above his head.

And he swam freely in this beautiful ocean.

Just as he was enjoying paddling, he suddenly turned around in terror, shouting, "A shark's coming! A shark's coming!"

On the table, Xiao Yuehua was shyly tugging at Xiao Li'an's hair, giggling.

"Come look! So much hair! So much hair! How come your hair is longer than a woman's hair?"

"Oh, you can even dance! Hehehe, so embarrassing. Let me sew it up for you, it's all showing."

Wang Dachui was laughing like an idiot, his eyes filled with a colorful world that looked absolutely beautiful. Money was falling from the sky, huge clumps of gold ingots. He stretched out his hands and grabbed wildly in the air, shouting out-of-tune tunes.

"La la la la, la la la la~ Money is everywhere, covering the mountains and fields~"

"So much money, so much money, I can't possibly spend it all!"

Xiao Li'an, who was being pulled about by Xiao Yuehua, was spreading his arms and swaying from side to side while trying to save himself from the branches he was being pulled on, and was weakly pleading for help.

"What a big cat!"

"It's coming over, quickly help me trim the branches off its body~"

"It's stuck!"

"Help! Help!"

"It's pulling me out of the ground! I'm dying of thirst! Please water me!"

Wang Guoqing, holding a large hammer (representing Moutai liquor), solemnly crouched on the boat (on a bench), hugging his legs.

He nervously hammered away at the mutated giant geckos, frogs, and enormous eels that kept emerging from the water.

Just as he was about to collapse, a giant lizard poked half its body out of a hole in the sky and looked down at him.

Startled, he leaped from the boat into the sea and began paddling frantically.

At the same time, Su Qingci was also stunned. Why was the world before her eyes suddenly turning magical...?

Look what she saw!

Snow White, all muscle, is hammering Squidward in front of them.

On the left, Pleasant Goat and the Haier Brothers are surfing on the sea, while on the right, the Seven Fairies and Bald Qiang are getting married.

The white veil of the Seventh Fairy kept fluttering towards her face.

In the distance, the scene is even more grand, with the seven dwarfs leading a large group of dwarfs in a fierce battle with the monkeys of Flower Fruit Mountain.

She subconsciously stretched out her right hand towards Song Jingzhou, "Bringing honor to the ancestors, I think I'm out of my mind~"

Song Jingzhou clearly heard Su Qingci's voice, but what he saw was the yellow ox he had herded in Gaotang Brigade, its backside turned to him shyly, its tail sticking out, as if it were talking to him with its rear end.

It had two eyes on its rear end, and it nudged his arm with its hoof.

The surrounding guests began to chatter louder.

"How much did they drink? Why are they all like this?"

"This is a public place, don't you know better?"

"Exactly, look, there's even someone doing the frog swim on the floor, acting like this is their own lobby."

One of the guests who had just entered pushed away Feng Jianjun, who had bumped into him and was crying for help.

"Hey, hey, comrade, watch out! You're so drunk, where are you going to run off to?"

"If you can't drink, then drink less. You're so tipsy you can't even tell east from west!"

"Why isn't anyone keeping an eye on things?"

A diner nearby advised, "Hey, comrade, stop cursing! Look over at that table, see if there's anyone else who seems normal!"

"Oh my, what's going on? Have they all become immortals? Things that fly in the sky and crawl on the ground are all out here?"

Song Jingzhou had received training, so his mental fortitude and willpower were definitely better than everyone else's.

He groped around and pulled Su Qingci down onto the stool, saying, "Sit still, don't move. It's an illusion, all an illusion. We must be poisoned."

Su Qingci shook her head weakly, "I was wondering why I, who can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk, have turned Snow White into a muscle-bound Barbie."

After sitting down next to Su Qingci, Song Jingzhou looked towards the counter based on his memory.

Both sides looked like they were hosting an abstract art exhibition, and a pig was cooking on the counter in front.

He wanted to call for help, but his legs gave way and he sat down, only able to try to stay alert. "Comrades, it seems we have food poisoning!"

"Please help us call the police, or ask a waiter to take us to the hospital."

Few people believed Song Jingzhou's words; the wine bottle was still rolling on the ground.

"What an imagination! Poisoning? A state-run restaurant can cause poisoning? Who are you trying to scare?"

"Yes, yes, but they really need to go to the hospital after drinking like that, hahaha~"

The busy waiters serving food in the lobby finally noticed this area.

He quickly squeezed through the crowd and came over.

"What happened?"

What are you all doing gathered here?

"Oh dear, what are you doing? You've made a mess everywhere."

As soon as the waiter came over, he saw that both Song Jingzhou and Su Qingci were sticking their fingers into their throats to induce vomiting.

Wang Dachui was also lying on the ground, making retching noises.

A bystander quickly remarked, "He was so drunk, yet he just told us he was poisoned!"

"Hey, there's another one over there yelling for help!"

The waiter glanced at the Moutai on the ground and suddenly realized, "Oh no, oh no!"

"They only took one bottle of wine, and look, it's still half full. How could they get so many people drunk like this?"

"Manager, Chef Liu, come quick!!!"

The restaurant manager rushed over, saying, "Fan Chun, hurry up and go to the police station."

"Comrades present, a suspected poisoning incident has occurred in this store."

"Please stop eating, do not leave, and cooperate with the investigation."

"Everyone, spread out to the side, don't crowd in the middle."

"Quickly have the kitchen prepare some water to induce vomiting."

"Protect the food on this table."

A tall, fat man dressed in a chef's uniform rushed out carrying a large basin of water, looking very nervous.

He was in charge of cooking most of the dishes today, and now that this has happened, isn't this going to kill him?

His whole family depends on his salary to support them.

Behind him, Li Mingliang held up two clean porcelain bowls and quickly helped to pour the drinks for the guests.

"Let me go! Let me go! Ahhhhh! Don't kill me! Aren't you people collecting honey? Why are you eating people?"

"Don't move, don't move, drink it, drink it quickly."

"Everyone, please help me hold him down."

When Huang Yi and his team rushed over, the scene was in complete chaos.