The Drama Queen Zhiqin Goes to the Countryside and is then Embraced by a Rough Cowherd

Setting: Fictional parallel universe, please do not reference historical events!

Bai Fumei Su Qingci, who managed a farm in modern times, was sent to the 1970s as a young educated youth by Ce...

Chapter 33 Torpedo Blows Up Toilet shuhaige.net

Feng Jianjun was dizzy in the water for a while, but then he was woken up by holding his breath.

Just as he turned over to catch his breath, his big head was tightly gripped by a thick arm.

“Feng Zhiqing, don’t be afraid, I’m here to save you.”

Xiao Yuehua locked Feng Jianjun's neck, pushing his head underwater as she swam towards the riverbank.

During this time, he also quickly unbuttoned two buttons on Feng Jianjun's shirt.

When Feng Jianjun saw Xiao Yuehua's round face, a chill instantly ran through him.

He struggled desperately, trying to free his head from under Xiao Yuehua's armpit.

Xiao Yuehua knew exactly what he was thinking, so she did everything she could to push him into the water.

She had tried to curry favor with Feng Jianjun two years ago, but unfortunately, he didn't reciprocate her feelings.

She's 21 this year, it's time for her to get married.

Compared to randomly hiring a country bumpkin, this educated youth from the city is definitely more popular.

She has no in-laws to look after her, no need to deal with her husband's relatives, and everyone around her is her own family. No one else would have such good treatment.

Moreover, if Feng Jianjun were to return to the city someday, she could go with him and enjoy the good life there.

Therefore, no one should try to take this lump of gold ingots. Anyone who dares to reach out will be sacrificed as a sacrifice.

Feng Jianjun, a grown man, was forced unconscious by Xiao Yuehua and submerged in the water.

After dawdling for a while, Xiao Yuehua finally sped up and dragged the boat toward the shore.

If she weren't afraid that Feng, the educated youth, might actually die in the water, she would have liked to linger a little longer.

On the other side, Su Qingci's doggy-paddle style encountered a sudden surge of water, and she began to lose her balance.

She could hear the commotion on the shore, and even without turning around, she knew that the shore was probably crowded with onlookers.

At this moment, they truly hated that bastard Feng Jianjun to the core.

I blame myself for being too soft-hearted. I knew he posed a threat to me, but I didn't kill him.

At this point, they could only use every ounce of strength they had to paddle towards the other side.

Going back is impossible. In this day and age, if someone jumps down to lend a hand, she'll basically have to marry him.

Otherwise, rumors and gossip can drive people to their deaths.

She's only a teenager, with plenty to eat and drink. She must be out of her mind to get married.

Seeing that Su Qingci was clearly struggling, Song Jingzhou grabbed his fishing rod and hurriedly went onto the bridge.

With a cast, the fishing hook snagged on the back of Su Qingci's collar.

A sharp pain shot through the back of her neck as the fishhook tore through her skin and then became lodged in her collar.

Song Jingzhou was pulling on the pole to the other side.

Su Qingci also used this momentum to speed up her digging.

When Xiao Yuehua reached the shore, she put her arm around Feng Jianjun and walked ashore. Then, as if she had tripped, she lay down on the ground.

By sheer coincidence, Feng Jianjun ended up lying on top of Xiao Yuehua, who was panting heavily from exhaustion.

"Oh my, this educated youth Feng looks quite capable, but I didn't expect him to be a landlubber."

"Hehe, look at the two of them, how tightly they're hugging. This Feng Zhiqing is definitely not going to get away."

"Don't be so sour. Her monthly salary isn't bad either. How many women in the whole production team can do ten centimeters?"

"Since both women and flowers are married, it's possible that Feng, the educated youth, is actually the one who benefits from marrying Yuehua."

"Yes, the moonflower can grow to ten centimeters tall, and it can also be eaten up to ten centimeters tall."

"Being able to eat is a blessing. Didn't you see Yuehua? She's got a thick waist and strong arms. Just look at that butt. She'll be able to have two children in three years."

Aunt Xiao pushed through the crowd and squeezed in, where she immediately saw her daughter sprawled on the ground, and Feng, the educated youth, lying motionless on top of her daughter.

"Aww~"

Aunt Xiao let out a shriek like a groundhog and charged towards the two of them.

He ripped Feng Jianjun away and, without saying a word, slapped him twice across the face.

"You scoundrel, I'll teach you to be a scoundrel."

Feng Jianjun, who had been submerged in the water, was brought back to his senses by those two slaps.

The moment she opened her eyes, she was met with the water plants above her head and Xiao Yuehua's shy, bashful smile, her whole body soaking wet.

"Mother, how could you hit him? He doesn't know anything." Xiao Yuehua was heartbroken.

"I jumped down to save him myself, so please don't hurt him."

"Feng Zhiqing, Feng Zhiqing, are you alright?"

Feng Jianjun weakly raised his head and glanced at the crowd of onlookers, then closed his eyes again and fainted.

This time, it was a case of being so angry that it triggered a fit of rage.

Aunt Xiao shuddered and clenched her fists, wondering if she had really hit her too hard.

Look at Feng Zhiqing's swollen head, I don't usually see such a noticeable effect when I hit people.

These educated youth from the city are too weak to handle.

"What are you all looking at? What are you all doing here? Don't you have any work to do?"

"Leave two people to carry Feng Zhiqing back, the rest of you go back to work," the large group that rushed over ordered with dark faces.

On the other side, Su Qingci finally climbed ashore, reached out and touched the back of her neck, looking at the bright red mark on her hand.

"Your strike carried a hint of revenge in it."

"But I still have to thank you."

Song Jingzhou crossed his arms and said nonchalantly, "You don't expect me to jump down and pull you out like Feng Jianjun did, do you?"

"Even if you're willing, I'm not. It's not just women who need to protect themselves; I need to protect myself even more. Nobody can touch me!"

"If I were to be dragged away by Xiao Yuehua, I would kill myself to preserve my chastity."

He glanced quickly at Su Qingci's clothes clinging to her body, then took off his own jacket and tossed it over.

"Hurry home and change your clothes. I'm going down to the river to fetch the ox. You can hold my clothes for me."

After changing her clothes and returning, Su Qingci grabbed Lian Shun and gave him a good beating.

"Tell me, why did you throw firecrackers at my cow?"

Who gave you the firecrackers?

With tears in his eyes, Lian Shun kept backing away, saying, "You dare to touch me, or I'll tell my grandma."

Ah~

"You're shameless, an adult hitting a child."

"Will you tell me or not?"

"I'll talk, I'll talk, waaaaaah."

The eight- or nine-year-old child had snot bubbles all over his face from crying.

"It was Feng Zhiqing. Feng Zhiqing said that firecrackers could be used to blow up cow dung."

"It can be blasted into a big flower."

Even though she knew he was involved, Su Qingci was still furious.

Feng Jianjun woke up again inside the educated youth settlement, looking at Liu Qunfu and the Meng brothers with pity in their eyes.

He also knew what he was about to face.

He has been working in Gaotang Brigade for six years; he can't stay here forever.

He would never marry a woman from the countryside.

Thinking of Xiao Yuehua's face made his heart race and he was terrified.

But before he could make any response...

He was then forced to accept Xiao Yuehua's close service.

The reason was that when he went to the toilet in the morning, Su Qingci threw a rather large torpedo into it.

A loud bang.

When people from the surrounding area rushed to the scene, they found the thatched hut collapsed into pieces.

Feng Jianjun, covered in excrement, had his pants pulled down to his ankles.

It was showing a big, white butt, lying on the ground unable to move.