The Emperor's Harem is Full of Monsters

The demon realm and the heavenly realm fought for hundreds of years, and finally, under the auspices of the Heavenly Dao, they shook hands and made peace. The ghost...

Both sides are smiling ...

Dawan Village 6

Dawan Village 6

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Gu Qingqu was so scared that he hugged Qin Yan tightly. Qin Yan closed his eyes in pain. Now he understood what it meant to have bad luck when it rains. Qin Yan felt that if he went back now, Gu Qingqu would ask him to accompany him to the toilet later. In order to smell the stench less often, Qin Yan finally accepted his fate.

Qin Yan tried to take off Gu Qingqu's pants, and Gu Qingqu was startled, "What are you doing?"

Qin Yan was questioned for doing a good deed, and he was almost speechless. He replied helplessly: "Take off your pants."

It was really smelly. Qin Yan had never encountered such a smelly place in his life. He really didn't know how pigs could live in such a place.

Gu Qingqu was shocked and asked, "Why are you taking off my pants?"

This was too much to bear. Qin Yan could no longer bear it. "Gu Qingqu, can you please stop being crazy? Didn't you ask me to take off your pants?"

Gu Qingqu suddenly realized, "Sorry, I was so scared, I don't want to pee now"

Qin Yan would not believe him, "If you don't believe me, you must pee. Will I come with you later?"

Gu Qingqu hesitated for a moment, "But..."

Qin Yan raised his voice and said, "No," and then urged, "Hurry up, it stinks."

“I’ll try my best.”

Listening to Gu Qingqu's embarrassing words, Qin Yan was really at a loss. He had never met someone like Gu Qingqu before, who was weak and torturous. He couldn't handle him at all.

"Anyway, let me tell you right up front, I definitely won't be coming with you."

Gu Qingqu said: "I'm done, you take it off"

Qin Yan was not speechless now, he had nothing to say. When he stretched out his hand to take off Gu Qingqu's pants, he realized that the only light was off and the moonlight could not shine in. It was pitch black where they were and they could not see anything at all. If he wanted to take off his pants, he could only feel his way. But Gu Qingqu was the emperor, so his pants were more complicated than ordinary ones.

Qin Yan closed his eyes and said, "Go ahead and take off your clothes. It's so dark that you can't see anything anyway."

Qin Yan stretched out his hand and clearly felt Gu Qingqu tremble when he touched him. Qin Yan shouted in his heart, what a sin!

"Don't touch me"

Qin Yan almost fell to the ground when he heard Gu Qingqu's reminder. It was really maddening. Qin Yan was trying to avoid touching him, but when he heard what he said, he lost his temper. He couldn't untie the straps, so he tore a hole in his pants and even grabbed it with his hands. "Pee!"

Qin Yan could feel Gu Qingqu's shock and astonishment from the touch of his skin. Qin Yan sneered in his heart. He had been tortured for so long, and now it was finally his turn to torture him. This thought turned Qin Yan into a broken jar, and he even said: "You are not as important as me."

Gu Qingqu froze completely. He trembled twice, then said weakly, "I'll do it myself."

Are you still afraid of ghosts at this time? People are scarier than ghosts, okay?

Qin Yan happily let him go, and soon he heard the sound of water. Only then did Qin Yan realize what he had just done. He pressed his forehead in annoyance. He felt that he had been driven crazy by Gu Qingqu, and he was no longer himself now.

Gu Qingqu finished the job quickly, but because his pants were torn, he felt a little embarrassed, "Qin Yan"

Qin Yan was about to faint from the stench. He didn't want to stay here for another second, so he pulled Gu Qingqu outside without saying a word. As soon as they reached the door, they saw the vengeful spirit hanging at the door. Gu Qingqu screamed, threw away the extinguished oil lamp in his hand, and jumped onto Qin Yan's back.

Qin Yan held Gu Qingqu firmly on his back. He faced the vengeful spirit and said coldly, "You want to fight me?"

The evil spirit just looked at the small round pendant on his waist, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the small round pendant was in his hand. Qin Yan looked at her movements, frowned and asked, "Are you Xiao Meng?"

The vengeful spirit suddenly widened her eyes, and bright red blood kept flowing out of her eye sockets. She stretched out her hand towards Qin Yan, but Qin Yan nimbly dodged her hand amidst the lingering black air. The vengeful spirit roared loudly, and endless black air poured out from her throat, quickly wrapping up her body completely.

Qin Yan began to tremble. He had been full of energy, but after shaking like this, all his energy was gone. Qin Yan whispered, "Stop shaking!"

Gu Qingqu's muffled voice came from behind him, "I can't control it."

Qin Yan said: "Why don't you just stop looking?"

Gu Qingqu's voice sounded even more aggrieved, "But I'm worried about you"

Qin Yan was speechless again. He sighed and said to the vengeful spirit, "Let's fight somewhere else. It's too smelly here." But the next second the vengeful spirit disappeared and she took the small round pendant away.

Qin Yan carried Gu Qingqu back to the room. The fire was blazing. Gu Qingqu hadn't come down yet, so Qin Yan patted his butt and said, "Come down."

Gu Qingqu shook his head, rubbing his forehead against Qin Yan's back, so Qin Yan knew he was shaking his head. Qin Yan couldn't understand what he was doing, "What's wrong again?"

Gu Qingqu's voice was aggrieved, "My pants are leaking air"

Qin Yan said: "If it's leaking, you still have to come down and change it."

Gu Qingqu said: "I'm a little shy"

Qin Yan was completely speechless. "Stop it, please. Come down quickly."

His voice was unusually stern. As soon as he finished speaking, his back relaxed and Gu Qingqu got off his back. Qin Yan took a pair of pants from the Chaos Stone Ring and turned around. He saw a big slit in Gu Qingqu's pants. He saw everything. Qin Yan's eyes widened, then he turned his back in an instant and threw the pants to him, "Hurry up and change them."

Damn Gu Qingqu, his eyes are not clean anymore.

Gu Qingqu caught the pants and said, "Come with me, I'm scared to be alone."

They are at the door now. What they mean by going in is to go to the bedside. It will be more reassuring if they stay away from the door.

Qin Yan walked in first, and Gu Qingqu followed closely behind him. Qin Yan walked to the bed and stopped, "Change it."

Gu Qingqu said: "Don't turn around"

Having said that, Qin Yan naturally wanted to defend himself, "Who do you think I am? Can I look at you? I have nothing of my own."

Gu Qingqu said: "You don't have mine"

Qin Yan snorted and said arrogantly: "Then I don't want to see yours, yours is not as good as mine."

These words almost made Gu Qingqu jump up, "How is that possible?"

"What's impossible about this? If you don't believe me, let's compete." Qin Yan's competitive spirit came up, and he turned around to compete, but Gu Qingqu had just taken off his pants. Their eyes met, and both of them widened their eyes. Gu Qingqu even covered his face first. Seeing his actions, Qin Yan's eyes widened even more. He turned around quickly, "I didn't see anything."

Gu Qingqu complained in grievance, "You are lying"

Qin Yan raised his hand to swear, "If I lie, I will be the strongest in the three realms."

"What?"

Qin Yan let go, and then started to criticize Gu Qingqu, "Why are you changing so slowly?"

Gu Qingqu replied righteously: "Because one of my hands is broken."

Qin Yan was speechless at the moment and he lowered his head. He never expected that even after Gu Qingqu became a mortal, he was still so difficult to deal with! It’s a pity that I can’t even win the argument with him.

In the past, Gu Qingqu didn’t talk and he couldn’t beat him. Now that Gu Qingqu doesn’t fight, he can’t argue with him either. It’s so infuriating!

At this moment, a unique idea popped up in Qin Yan's mind. Could it be that Gu Qingqu was born to be his nemesis?

How is that possible? In the Three Realms, the person who can defeat him has not been born yet.

Just as Qin Yan was thinking about this and that, a pair of pants appeared in front of him. Qin Yan looked up at Gu Qingqu in confusion. Gu Qingqu asked, "Can you do needlework?"

Qin Yan was puzzled, "What is women's needlework?"

Sewing

"What?" Qin Yan was shocked. "You don't want me to sew your pants for you? Even though I tore them, you can't afford to lose a pair of pants, right?"

Gu Qingqu's eyes turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. He sniffed and said, "This pair of pants is the last pair of pants my father made for me when he passed away. It is more than just a pair of pants. It represents my father's love for me."

This one sentence shocked Qin Yan for eight hundred years. He probably never thought in his mother's womb that he would encounter such a thing in his life: the emperor, sewing his pants himself?

The human world is indeed more crazy than the demon world.

Qin Yan waved his hand and said, "Impossible, I will never do such a thing."

What a joke! He is the young master of the demon world. If this gets out, where will he put his face? This is not just sewing pants, this is tearing off his face and sewing it onto his pants.

Qin Yan said angrily: "Why don't you sew it yourself?"

His tone was so fierce that Gu Qingqu immediately shed tears, and one tear fell on his pants, leaving a little mark. Gu Qingqu did not say anything, but just put his pants on the stool at the head of the bed, and then got on the bed silently. He huddled in the innermost part, with his back to the outside, without saying a word.

Qin Yan looked at him and thought to himself, no matter what he is like, there is no way I can sew pants for him.

There was only one bed in the room. Qin Yan didn't want to sleep on the floor, so he had to go to the bed. Why could Gu Qingqu sleep on it but he couldn't? Thinking of this, he fell asleep peacefully.

Qin Yan slept too much during the day and had a little insomnia at night. He tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep. After an unknown amount of time, he finally felt a little sleepy. As a result, as soon as he closed his eyes, he saw Gu Qingqu's red eyes, the tear that fell, and his hand wrapped in bandages and slings.

Qin Yan gritted his teeth and sat up suddenly. It was really terrible.

The oil lamp had been extinguished long ago. Qin Yan took the pants from the bedside and came to the window. He stretched out his hand to push it open, and the clear moonlight instantly poured in. Qin Yan sat in the place where Gu Qingqu read during the day and took out the needle and thread from the Chaos Stone Ring. Qin Yan had never done such a thing before, but it did not prevent him from knowing how to do it. He had seen his father sew knee pads for him.

Well, Qin Yan was convinced by himself. Even the Demon Lord could sew knee pads, so it was not surprising that the emperor could make pants.

Qin Yan sewed seriously, but he had no talent in this area. Even though he was very careful, the clothes he sewed were still crooked. After sewing, Qin Yan picked it up and looked at it in the moonlight. He was very satisfied. At least it wouldn't leak.

Qin Yan closed the window quietly, then threw his pants back on the stool at the head of the bed handsomely. Now he could finally sleep peacefully.