The annual disciple recruitment ceremony for Jitian Sect, the largest sect in the cultivation world, had begun. Among the dazzling array of little radish heads, that chubby calico cat was exception...
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Fat Sanhua also went to the upper world today.
Life in the lower world has been miserable and boring these days. Everyone is immersed in the atmosphere of hard practice, and Fat Sanhua can only find fun on his own.
"Mr. Cat, you're here. A thief sneaked in a few days ago and wanted to steal the stone tablet." As soon as the waiter saw Fat Sanhua, he hurriedly told him this strange thing.
"And we searched for a long time, but couldn't find how he sneaked in." The waiter continued.
Fat Sanhua made a surprised expression.
To be honest, he is actually a cat that is quite self-aware.
Although, it is predictable that he is very popular with everyone.
But Fat Sanhua had not expected that it would have to reach such a level where he had to resort to stealing and sly tactics.
Oh. He is such a sinful little kitty.
"Is there still nothing until now?" Fat Sanhua asked with concern.
This is related to his happiness, and he still cares about it very much. After all, if the person who stole the stone tablet is not a good person, then he will not be able to get what he wants, which will be terrible.
"There is still no one, and the strange thing is that, logically speaking, the person who has the ability to enter our Feihongzhai quietly should be at a very high level."
“You have to say that he is at a very high level. Firstly, it is shameful to do such a thing. Secondly, the stone tablet was moved halfway, so how could it run away?” The waiter shook his head, very puzzled.
"Yeah, you're right, this is really weird." Fat Sanhua nodded.
"By the way, I also want to tell you an interesting story." Fat Sanhua suddenly became interested. The reason why he insisted on coming to the upper realm today was actually because of this reason.
The waiter looked at him curiously.
"Look, I can now use my own strength to control the movement of the stone tablet." Fat Sanhua said, and started walking in the store.
From the very beginning, I saw people here standing up and applauding unconsciously, and giving a thumbs up to Fat Sanhua.
The waiter was also very happy. He didn't expect that Fat Sanhua was not such an unambitious cat and could develop such a skill on his own.
Fat Sanhua walked two steps happily, then couldn't walk anymore, so he stopped at a random place.
"Then you can run away without our help from now on." The waiter followed Fat Sanhua.
Suddenly, he thought of the thief again.
"Yes, the thief moved your stone tablet here, you said..." The waiter nodded.
etc.
So...
"Mr. Cat! Have you been to the upper realm three days ago?" The waiter thought of something.
Fat Sanhua certainly wouldn't hide such a thing, he nodded generously.
"So, was it at that time that you learned to walk inside the stone tablet?" the waiter asked again.
Fat Sanhua nodded again and looked around: "Well, I think I stopped at this place three days ago."
Waiter: “…………” The case is solved.
Fat Sanhua blinked his eyes and asked with concern: "What's wrong?"
"The thief...is found." The waiter sighed.
"Didn't we find it just now..." After Fat Sanhua said this, he suddenly realized something.
ah!
"Idiot!" He scolded the waiter with a serious face.
Waiter: “…………” It’s not his fault. It’s Fat Sanhua who suddenly learned this trick without saying a word.
"Does that mean no one wants to steal from me? These thieves really have no vision." Fat Sanhua curled his lips with a look of contempt.
It was all in vain that I was happy and worried.
"Mr. Cat, you're here!" When the owner of Feihongzhai came in and saw Fat Sanhua, the smile on his face became more genuine.
Fat Sanhua immediately showed him his skill of walking with the stone tablet.
"Wow." Yu Zishi applauded.
"In that case, the thief we caught before must be you." Yu Zishi added.
Fat Sanhua immediately praised him: "No wonder you are the boss."
He turned his head and looked at the waiter: "And you are the waiter."
Waiter: “…………”
The waiter turned around with a lonely look on his face and went back to work.
"You haven't been here for a long time. Every time you come, you ask us for things without even saying a word." Yu Zishi poked the fat cat's soft cheek with a somewhat resentful tone.
"There have been a lot of things going on recently. After all, there are not many smart people like you in the lower world. Most of them are idiots like Xiao Er, and they always need me to worry about them." Fat Sanhua shook his head.
The waiter just came out and twitched his lips when he heard this.
The smile on Yu Zishi's face instantly widened again.
Oh, this cat is so adorable. How come it can talk so well?
"Is there anything you want today?" Yu Zishi's attitude was obviously much more enthusiastic than before.
"No, it's been too boring in the lower world lately, so I came up to take a look." Fat Sanhua said and yawned to show that what he said was true.
Yu Zishi immediately picked up the stone tablet and took him out to have a look.
"I don't know when you will be able to ascend to the upper realm, so I won't have to run around holding a stone tablet." Yu Zishi sighed.
Fat Sanhua smacked his lips.
He thought it was okay.
Although the upper world is much larger than the lower world, he always feels that it is not as lively as the lower world, and there are no younger brothers who can be bullied at any time.
After Fat Sanhua returned to the underworld, he came again the next day.
This time he did not come empty-handed, he also brought a small gift for Yu Zishi.
"You look good today." Fat Sanhua handed the flower in his mouth to Yu Zishi.
Yu Zishi: “…………”
Who taught this kitten?
"Of course I taught myself. Do you feel excited?" When asked this question, Fat Sanhua raised his head and chest proudly, looking very proud.
"...Yes, a little." Yu Zishi carefully put the flowers away and decided which vase to put them in later.
Fat Sanhua nodded with satisfaction. To be honest, he had really thought about this gift for a long time and also sought the opinions of other people in Qifeng. Qifeng had been practicing all the time recently. When Fat Sanhua raised this question, everyone almost cried.
Great, finally a legal and reasonable excuse to take a break.
"It doesn't matter what we send. After all, the things we have in the lower world can be found in the upper world as well." Bai Ze gave the first speech, and what he said was a matter of course.
"You just need to convey your thoughts..." Before Bai Ze could finish his words, the little chicken suddenly kicked him.
Bai Ze's first reaction was to fight with the chick. His second reaction was to see the chick making faces and immediately realized how disrespectful his words were.
oh!
Is the point to choose a gift for Fatty Sanhua?
Of course not, the point is obviously to delay time.
He finished his conversation in an instant, so he immediately started practicing again.
"Well, but since the boss has already said he wants to give a gift, it wouldn't be nice to leave empty-handed. I wonder if anyone has any ideas?" Bai Ze changed the subject.
The others breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then...how about sending some food?" Xue Zhui tried hard to recall his entire day and figure out what he had to do every day.
The first thing to do is, of course, eat.
"Sure, then what dish should I send? I'll talk to Senior Brother and ask him to help me make it." Fat Sanhua thought Xue Zhui's idea was very good.
"What kind of gift is it if you ask Senior Brother to make it for you? Of course, you have to make it yourself to show your sincerity." Bai Ze immediately taught Fatty Sanhua a lesson.
Fat Sanhua: "…………"
Do it yourself?
He looked back and saw his senior brother's barbecue tools behind him.
"My fur will be burned by the fire." Fat Sanhua rejected this unreliable opinion.
"It doesn't have to be burned. Didn't the senior brother make a special tool? You just need to stand by and poke it twice with your claws." When Zhong Xiaotian saw the opportunity to trick his junior brother, he was not willing to give up.
"Then my claws will be burned." Fat Sanhua is always quick-witted when it comes to matters like this.
"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this. I have my own way." Zhong Xiaotian laughed twice.
Fat Sanhua had a bad feeling.
His premonition soon came true.
Zhong Xiaotian told him to make skewers, and as long as he put the things to be grilled on the skewers, it would be safe.
Although Fat Sanhua was very unhappy, everyone had already talked to this point, and it would seem a bit too pretentious for him to refuse again.
"We will help you cut the meat, but you will have to add seasoning and grill it yourself," said Zhong Xiaotian on the side.
Fat Sanhua had no choice but to accept it.
They cut the meat and put it in a bowl and put the seasoning on the side.
Fat Sanhua followed their instructions and picked up the seasoning bottles one by one with his two paws and sprinkled them into the bowl.
"Okay." Fat Sanhua gasped several times after putting the seasoning in. It seems that he has to be nicer to the eldest brother in the future, as putting the seasoning in is a hard job.
"Well, stir it now." Zhong Xiaotian continued to direct.
Fat Sanhua immediately raised his two paws and put them into the bowl to stir it.
“Wait, wait!”
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
"Mee-mee-mee!"
“Chichichi!”
The fat man's paws were suspended in the air. He raised his head and looked at his friends who were performing this grand ensemble.
"What are you doing? Do you still want me to do it?" Fat Sanhua was very dissatisfied.
"Qiuqiu, go wash your paws first." Xiao Yueqi stopped him.
Fat Sanhua curled his lips again. These guys were really troublesome, but he still went to wash his hands obediently.
He washed his paws thoroughly at the spring and was about to run over when the ensemble appeared again.
"Stand up! Stand up! Don't walk on all four feet. If you walk on all four feet, it will be in vain." Zhong Xiaotian stamped his feet anxiously.
Fat Sanhua had to work hard to learn how to walk on his own two feet.
He walked to the dining table slowly like a little bear.
Why.
He stretched out his still wet paw again, and just as he was about to put it in to harmonize the music, the ensemble began halfway through another song.
"Do you still want me to do it?" Fat Sanhua spoke to them patiently.
"This fur is still very dirty, right?" Xiao Yueqi looked unbearable.
He couldn't imagine eating food made in this way by Fatty Sanhua.
"Is that so?" Zhong Xiaotian also nodded.
"Then what do you say we should do?" Fat Sanhua's tone became worse.
"How about... shaving all the hair off?" Bai Ze came up with a solution.
Fat Sanhua didn't want to cook anymore. He just wanted to beat Bai Ze up.
Fat Sanhua picked up the chopsticks on the side and started stirring the food with them.
But his two paws were not meant for this kind of job, and he was stirring it increasingly difficult.
Fat Sanhua got angry and exerted force.
“Bang!”
The bowl fell and hit Bai Ze on the head.
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