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“Ahem!”

The sun was shining brightly today. The fat cat lay flat on the stone slab like a giant cat pancake. At first glance, you couldn't even find the stone slab.

It's a pity that on such a beautiful afternoon, there are always discordant sounds.

Forget about it, the fat Sanhua didn't even raise its head, and was too lazy to even wag its tail.

"Cough cough!" The coughing sound became a little louder.

Fat Sanhua began to try to turn the coughing sound into background music to help himself fall asleep better.

The experienced person quickly found the trick. By the fifth time the cough sounded, Fat Sanhua had successfully turned it into a lullaby and fell asleep with the sound of coughing.

Xiao Yueqi finally couldn't wait any longer. He took two steps forward and pushed the fat cat's body with his hand in dissatisfaction.

He had never had such a heart attack before.

It would have been fine if the junior brother and the eldest brother didn't come down the mountain to see him, but now that he came back alone, he couldn't find anyone, and Fat Sanhua was trying his best to ignore him.

Who wouldn’t feel sad after seeing this?

"Hehe." Fat Sanhua hummed twice.

"Get up, get up. Where is Master? Has Master gone into seclusion again?" Xiao Yueqi became more and more sad the more he thought about it.

"Meow~" a little to the left.

When Xiao Yueqi saw this line of words appear on the translator above Fat Sanhua's head, he reacted for two seconds and understood.

So he moved his hand, which was kneading Fatty Sanhua, a little to the left.

Fat Sanhua let out a sigh.

"Meow~" A little lower.

Xiao Yueqi hurried down.

"Meow~" Harder, harder.

Xiao Yueqi increased the strength a little bit, and Fat Sanhua's tail was lifted up with comfort.

"Meow meow meow!" The force is too strong now, please use a little less force.

Xiao Yueqi just followed Fat Sanhua's instructions and gave him a five-minute massage.

Five minutes later, Xiao Yueqi finally reacted to this inexplicable situation. What was he doing?

"Ball!" Xiao Yueqi shouted loudly.

Fat Sanhua seemed to feel that enough was enough. He climbed up from the stone slab and looked at Xiao Yueqi with drooping eyes.

This can be considered as a reward for Xiao Yueqi's massage for him.

"Why are you the only one here? Where did everyone else go?" Xiao Yueqi asked.

"Who are you?" Fat Sanhua's eyes, which were originally sleepy due to a nap, gradually widened. He looked extremely confused, as if he really didn't know who Xiao Yueqi in front of him was.

Xiao Yueqi almost lost his temper on the spot.

Are you kidding? This fat cat was eager to visit him every day a month ago, so how could he have forgotten about him now?

Xiao Yueqi was just about to complain about the fat cat's poor memory when suddenly, his eyes rolled around as if he had thought of something.

It was so thrilling. I almost fell into the trap of this fat cat again.

"Have you forgotten that I am your uncle?"

Fat Sanhua: "…………"

Fat Sanhua didn't say anything, just looked at him.

"Hmph, you forgot me. That's normal. You, an unfilial son, ran away without saying a word two years ago, and it took me so long to finally find you." Xiao Yueqi tapped Fat Sanhua's nose with his finger.

Too cruel.

Is this the legendary disciple surpassing the master? He even tricked an old fox like Zhu Wenbin, but he didn't expect Xiao Yueqi to not be fooled.

Fat Sanhua pondered for a second.

Xiao Yueqi was very proud of himself, he thought he had won the game.

But how could victory come so easily? Fat Sanhua came up with a new strategy.

He put away his translation headband.

“Meow!”

"Meow meow meow meow meow~" If you were my uncle, you would definitely understand what I am saying.

Fat Sanhua barked loudly on purpose.

Xiao Yueqi paused for a moment, then said boldly, "Of course, as your uncle, I definitely understand what you are saying."

Fat Sanhua was stunned. He stretched out his paw and touched his head.

That’s right, he had taken off the translator, and Xiao Yueqi definitely couldn’t understand what he was saying.

Then Xiao Yueqi was just guessing.

Fat Sanhua didn't make any more sounds. He and Xiao Yueqi looked at each other.

"Meow?" Do you really understand what I'm saying?

"Of course, you are my descendant. How could I not understand what my descendants are saying?" Xiao Yueqi nodded as a matter of course.

Fat Sanhua kept his mouth shut. He felt that he couldn't go on like this. If Xiao Yueqi insisted on doing this...

"Meow meow meow!" You are a big fool!

Fat Sanhua was very happy.

He deliberately shouted loudly and high-pitchedly, just to let Xiao Yueqi know the consequences of trying to play a prank on him.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yueqi narrowed his eyes instantly: "How can you curse at people casually?"

Fat Sanhua was shocked. Even if he was guessing it, Xiao Yueqi was too good. He had guessed three sentences correctly in a row. Even Fat Sanhua had to marvel at such a level.

Xiao Yueqi laughed secretly in his heart.

Isn't this simple? Only Fatty Sanhua felt that others couldn't understand what he said.

This cat has such rich expressions that there is no need to look at the translator. You can tell what he is saying by looking at his face.

"Qiuqiu, where is the master?" Xiao Yueqi asked immediately when he saw that Fat Sanhua was already panicking.

Fat Sanhua was still thinking about what to say next, and he answered subconsciously: "He has gone into seclusion."

"Oh~ Did you mean that the master has gone into seclusion? It seems that you still know very clearly who I am." Xiao Yueqi nodded with satisfaction.

"Meow meow meow! You are bullying a kitten!" Fat Sanhua was so angry that he jumped up and rushed into Xiao Yueqi's arms. Xiao Yueqi hugged him and still looked down on him.

"Qiuqiu, have you gained weight again? Judging from the feel of your hand, you must be around 20 kilograms." Xiao Yueqi weighed it twice, and Fatty Sanhua quickly jumped out of his arms.

This despicable guy, even at this time, still didn't forget to bully him implicitly.

"Anyway, it's good that you know me now, so why don't you bring the translator with you." Xiao Yueqi saw that it was almost time, and finally stopped teasing Fat Sanhua.

"Meow meow meow!" I won't wear it!

"Meow meow meow!" You despicable villain!

Fat Sanhua cursed.

Xiao Yueqi was not bothered. Didn't he know the character of his junior apprentice brother? Anyway, he was only scolded a few times, and he didn't lose a piece of meat.

Fat Sanhua kept repeating the same few words over and over again, and in the end he even got tired of cursing.

He finally put on the translator again and ignored what had just happened, pretending nothing had happened: "Why did you come back so suddenly?"

"You were wondering why you didn't come to see me later, but I made a breakthrough." Xiao Yueqi was a little excited. No one came to such an amazing level, so he couldn't even show off.

"Oh, that's good." Fat Sanhua stretched.

"Didn't you tell me not to come to you?" Why is this guy turning the tables?

"Senior Brother didn't come to see me either!" Xiao Yueqi already had a feeling that the reason why Senior Brother didn't come must be due to Fatty Sanhua's involvement.

“You are already a Nascent Soul cultivator, right? Why are you still like the kids in the school, talking about senior brother, senior brother, senior brother all the time?” Fat Sanhua had just been tricked and now he was trying his best to fight back.

"Are you angry?" Xiao Yueqi squatted down and poked Fat Sanhua's cheek with his hand.

"No." He jumped back onto the stone slab and lay down.

"Hey, don't be angry. I have brought you some good things." Xiao Yueqi started looking for them.

Fat Sanhua's ears moved.

It’s not that he really coveted the thing Xiao Yueqi gave him, he was just a little curious. After all, kittens are such curious animals.

So Fat Sanhua successfully convinced himself, and he turned around and took a look.

"Look, do you like it? It's a wooden mouse!" Xiao Yueqi really put a lot of effort into this gift.

He spent a long time choosing in the mortal world, and finally thought that cats all like mice, so he bought a mouse product.

Fat Sanhua sighed and said, "Forget it. What hope can he have for this guy?" So he stretched out his paw to take the mouse and continued to sleep lazily in front of his belly.

"I didn't see my master this time, and I don't know when I will see him next time." Xiao Yueqi sighed.

People like Zhu Wenbin would get annoying if you saw them every day, but you would also start to miss him if you didn't see him for a long time.

"Then why don't you just break down the wall and make a small hole and see if that makes any difference." Fat Sanhua gave him a bad idea.

"Master, you won't be able to see me for the time being. I'm going to go see my senior brother and junior sister. I'll show you my cooking skills tonight. I also took the time to learn a few dishes when I went down the mountain. You can try them."

Xiao Yueqi talked to himself.

It turned out that what Xiao Yueqi had experienced most at the foot of the mountain was not anything else, but that he had learned how to deal with fat cats like Fat Sanhua.

As long as you say what you want to say, you can easily KO Fat Sanhua.

In fact, the effect is quite good.

Fat Sanhua was so angry that he gritted his teeth but could do nothing. How come Xiao Yueqi became so cunning after going down there?

However, considering that Xiao Yueqi learned how to cook, Fat Sanhua decided to let him go.

His forgiveness only lasted half a day. When Xiao Yueqi finished cooking the dishes in the evening, Fat Sanhua directly overturned the dishes in front of him.

"It seems that I really don't have any talent for cooking. From now on, I'll leave it to you guys." He smacked his lips, his expression relaxed.

It was from that day on that Xiao Yueqi miraculously climbed from the bottom of the food chain of the Seven Peaks to the top of the food chain.

He has understood a truth.

As long as you are not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

As long as he is thick-skinned enough, it will never be him who gets hurt.

This is the lesson that Fat Sanhua taught him.

Now the reaction is coming back to Fat Sanhua.

The fat cat, who used to sleep on the stone slab every day, finally reached the peak of his cat life.

This is the time when he is most active recently, because he quarrels with Xiao Yueqi every day.

Xiao Yueqi had made a breakthrough, so he was naturally no longer anxious. His cultivation became much smoother, and his speech became much more fluent. He was now a perfect match for Fat Sanhua.

As for what Fat Cat thinks, no one wants to know.

They were happy to see that Fat Sanhua was unhappy.

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The author has something to say:

There will be a special episode about the upper world tomorrow and that will be the end.

The next book is "The Deceptive Life of an Internet Celebrity Cat". Click into the column to see it. It is expected to be published in December (I will have surgery next month)