The Entire Cultivation World Are My Pooper Scoopers

The annual disciple recruitment ceremony for Jitian Sect, the largest sect in the cultivation world, had begun. Among the dazzling array of little radish heads, that chubby calico cat was exception...

Chapter 55 Saliva Chicken

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Fat Sanhua didn't say anything, and the onlookers looked at him and didn't say anything either.

Yu Zishi on the side noticed something was wrong.

Just when he was about to say something to the fat cat, the fat cat opened its mouth and started meowing.

"Meow meow meow~" I want to eat chicken legs today.

"Meow meow meow~" I want to eat roast duck tomorrow.

"Meow meow meow~" I'll eat a whole roasted lamb the day after tomorrow.

"Meow meow meow~" I have many little brothers.

"Meow meow meow~" A sheep, a dog, and a cute little chicken.

The demon cultivator among the onlookers didn't think something was right and wanted to move closer to see if the weapon refining master really required this. Fat Sanhua quickly stretched out his paw to signal the waiter to bring the paper with so many words on it closer to him so that no one else could see it.

Fat Sanhua was racking his brains, and he said almost everything he could think of in his life.

"Meow meow meow~" My master is a bad guy.

"Meow meow meow~" My senior brother is a very kind person.

"Meow meow meow~" My second senior brother is a fool.

"Meow meow meow~" My third senior sister is a bad girl.

He talked nonsense for about ten minutes before he finished.

Fat Sanhua signaled to the waiter with his eyes that he had finished speaking, so the waiter left with the crystal ball and the small scroll given by the master, leaving only the nearby demon cultivators confused.

Fat Sanhua pretended nothing happened and lowered his head to continue eating the food everyone gave him.

He had almost finished eating when the waiter came back.

"The master said you can come and pick it up the day after tomorrow." The waiter told Fat Sanhua.

"Meow~" Thank you.

Fat Sanhua thanked him politely.

"By the way, didn't you say last time that the bloodline of a monster you knew was too weak?" When he was about to leave, Yu Zishi stopped him.

Fat Sanhua mentioned this to them last time when he came to ask for the technique to temper his blood, so he nodded.

"He can't just practice. This is a pill for tempering the blood. If you take one pill a day, the progress will be much faster. But it won't be very useful for those with high blood concentration." Yu Zishi took out a bottle of pills from the mustard seed space like he was presenting a treasure.

Fat Sanhua nodded and stretched out his two front paws. Yu Zishi put the bottle of pills on his paws. Fat Sanhua was about to leave with the pills, but his head was already out and his paws were stuck inside.

"Are you ready?" The three younger brothers were drowsy and were a little surprised to see him appear.

"Wait a moment." Fat Sanhua frowned and returned to the upper realm.

"Is it because only you can pass through the upper and lower worlds flexibly, while material possessions cannot?" Yu Zishi began to look for the reason.

Fat Sanhua thought what he said made sense.

So he recalled how he brought back the two small stones the previous two times.

He was holding it in his mouth.

Oh, yes, this makes some sense. If he holds it in his mouth, it can be considered as "entering" his body, just like he can eat food in the upper realm.

After thinking it through, Fat Sanhua put the pill down and picked it up with his mouth instead. However, this time his claws did get out, but his mouth was stuck again.

"The bottles are too big, we can only take them away one by one." The onlookers began to give speeches.

Fat Sanhua and Yu Zishi thought that what was said made sense. Yu Zishi quickly poured out a pill, and Fat Sanhua leaned over and opened his mouth.

Fat Sanhua then stuck out his tongue, and he and everyone else were stunned.

"...Does he mind?" Yu Zishi asked him cautiously.

Fat Sanhua turned his head back to the underworld and poked the chick on the side with his tail.

"Someone from the upper realm wants to give me a bottle of elixir, saying that it can temper my bloodline. It's very useful for a guy like you who is basically an ordinary monster. I'm asking you if you want it." Fat Sanhua spoke like an emotionless machine.

The little yellow chicken was about to fall asleep. After all, he was just a cub and needed a lot of sleep every day. However, after hearing what Fatty Sanhua said, he suddenly stood up from the ground and was very excited.

"Of course I will, definitely!" Ye Minxue was so excited that his words trembled.

He had discovered this problem a long time ago. Obviously, everyone was practicing the same method, but the effect of those two guys was much better than his. He had not felt anything for a long time. He thought it was because his blood was too weak and he was too young, so he could not feel anything. Now, after hearing what Fat Sanhua said, he realized that he still needed to use elixirs to promote it.

"Do you want any kind?" Fat Sanhua continued to ask emotionlessly.

This question was a little strange, but Ye Minxue was immersed in happiness and didn't think much about it. He nodded without hesitation. That was not the case.

Fat Sanhua nodded with relief and turned his head back to the upper realm.

Not only the little yellow chicken, but the other two monsters were also very curious and they came over to take a look.

Fat Sanhua had completely returned from the upper world. He looked at the little yellow chicken, and when he saw the little yellow chicken's expression of joy that could not be concealed, he calmly opened his mouth and said, "Ah——"

Little yellow chicken: “…………”

Xue Zhui and Bai Ze, who were watching the fun, also showed expressions of being unable to bear to watch.

Fat Sanhua waited for three seconds and became dissatisfied when he saw that the little yellow chicken in front of him didn't react at all.

"Meow--"Are you still not going to take it? This medicine is a little bitter and it feels uncomfortable in my mouth.

"Jijijijijijijijijiji!!!!" Don't talk yet. If you talk now, won't your saliva come out? The pill is already disgusting in your mouth, and now it's all saliva, all saliva, covered with saliva!

"Jijijijiji..." If you feel uncomfortable keeping it in your mouth, shouldn't you spit it out immediately? Why keep it in your mouth...

"Pooh." Fat Sanhua spit on the ground.

What is this little yellow chicken doing? Is he rapping? He's rapping badly, like reciting poetry.

The little yellow chicken silently looked at the pill on the ground that was covered with Fat Sanhua's saliva.

"The effect is really good." His voice was trembling, and he looked at Fatty Sanhua with an endearing look.

It's a pity that I can't get the cat's love.

"How should I know? I haven't eaten it." Fat Sanhua curled his lips, with no intention of trying to deceive the little yellow chicken out of goodwill.

The little yellow chicken's face turned pale in an instant.

"Is it so troublesome? Can't you just wash it? And didn't you say you want them no matter what kind? I have already asked for your opinion in advance. After all, I can't just bring it down with me." Fat Sanhua said a few more words because of his dissatisfaction. After he finished speaking, he cast a cleaning spell to clean up the pills and the ground in front of him.

After he cleaned it up, the pill looked much cleaner and more beautiful.

Well, like brought directly down, not from the mouth.

"You can only survive if you eat enough, otherwise you will never be able to become a spirit beast in this life." Bai Ze touched the little yellow chicken's head lovingly to comfort him.

Ye Minxue closed his eyes and tilted his neck down little by little. He was ready to swallow the pill without thinking.

Fat Sanhua didn't bother to look at it, because he still had a bottle of pills to transport. If he took one pill a day, he would have to transport it thirty times to last for a month.

There is no other big brother as good as him in the world. The little chick should learn to be content.

So he returned to the upper realm, where Yu Zishi was showing him his new research results with great enthusiasm.

"Look, I just came up with a brilliant idea. No one has stipulated that pills must be stored in ceramic bottles, right? So I went to the kitchen and took a piece of vegetable leaf to wrap it up, so that you can take it away cleanly."

Fat Sanhua didn't say anything, he opened his mouth wide, and Yu Zishi put three pills wrapped in vegetable leaves into his mouth. Fat Sanhua returned to the underworld, he slowly opened his mouth, spit the pills and vegetable leaves on the ground, and cleaned them up by the way.

He even took out a bottle for elixirs from the mustard seed space and put the elixirs into the bottle very delicately.

"Here, it's clean, but you have to take one a day." Fat Sanhua pushed the bottle next to the little yellow chicken.

Ye Minxue's pointed mouth just touched the pill that was spit out from Fat Sanhua's mouth. After hearing what Fat Sanhua said, he finally lost his strength and fell to the ground. It was a close call, as he almost had to eat the fat cat's saliva.

Fat Sanhua did this ten times and successfully took down a month's supply of food.

As a kitten who loves cleanliness very much, Fat Sanhua ordered Bai Ze to fetch some water and clean the place thoroughly. He then went outside to bask in the sun for a while. After everyone had finished everything, he happily returned to Qifeng.

It's a good thing to have a pill that can help temper the blood, but it also brings up a new problem.

It’s the size of this pill.

This is a pill the size of a thumb nail.

It is barely acceptable for humans, and tolerable for cats, dogs, sheep, etc., but it is a huge challenge for a small yellow chicken that is only the size of a fist.

As soon as he returned to Qifeng, Ye Minxue impatiently took out a pill and tried hard to put it into his mouth.

"Why don't you find something to smash it to pieces." Xue Zhui watched from the side and felt pity.

Fat Sanhua took out a small knife and a small plate from the mustard seed space.

He placed the pill on a small plate and began to cut it with a knife.

The art of wielding a sword is the best spell in the world. Xiao Yueqi is a fool if he doesn't want to learn it well. Now he can grab things without moving his claws, but not too far away.

Fat Sanhua cut it with the knife, and the little yellow chicken started screaming again.

"Remember to be careful, the powder is going to fall!"

Fat Sanhua narrowed his eyes and looked at him, and the little yellow chicken quickly covered its mouth with its wings.

Fat Sanhua no longer paid attention to Ye Minxue. He successfully cut the pill into sixteen small pieces.

The little yellow chicken came over to peck at the food actively, and he swallowed the pill whole in one bite.

In order not to waste the pork belly, I poured some water into the dish.

So the little yellow chicken tried hard to drink the water and successfully swallowed all the powder.

"belch--"

When he finished eating, he sat down on the ground and touched his belly with his wings.

"Do I have to eat one every day?" the little yellow chicken asked tremblingly.

Fat Sanhua nodded. The chick's hearing was getting worse and worse. He had to repeat something that had been said eight hundred times.

Xue Zhui and Bai Ze stared at him closely: "How do you feel?"

"Very full." Ye Minxue answered truthfully.

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