Jeuny: Tears welled up in my eyes. Hell Disco is actually expanding its overseas business. The summer Kikujiro was sent away [Video]

This is the video that has become popular in the entire Chinese community in Spain tonight.

Xia Miaomiao: “……?”

Xia Miaomiao is a Chinese-American student studying directing in Spain, and she's about to start an internship at a television station. Her social circle includes both Chinese and local expats, and their interests and topics of discussion often overlap.

But this time it was very rare. No matter whether she was on Twitter, Weibo, Instagram or Moments, she was reposting the same video and the same topic, and captioned it with "hahaha"!

"Isn't this a bit scary?" Xia Miaomiao, who rents a house alone, was terrified to see the dark title late at night, wondering if it was some kind of spooky picture. "Why is it spinning..."

After hesitating for a long time, Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but turn on the video, and at the same time, she tremblingly turned the lights in the room to the brightest.

This video is divided into several parts. At the beginning, different people uploaded short videos with different perspectives. After it became popular, everyone found that it was basically the same thing, so a master thoughtfully cut all the videos together.

The video started playing.

The first scene astounded Xia Miaomiao, a student director - deep in the night, in the middle of the silent sea, a small boat with lights on seemed to be floating in the air, and the young man in the center of the picture had eyelashes half-closed like butterfly wings, his eyes bathed in water.

With the boat as the center, dozens of dolphins raised their heads one after another, listening quietly to something in the sea breeze.

Then the young man opened his mouth and said: "Namo Hela Dana Duo La Ye Namo A Li Ye..."

Like all the other viewers who saw this, Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but blurt out, "Fuck!"

Too much grass.

She almost died. Is this the Great Compassion Mantra? Is he praying for the dolphins' salvation?! It turns out the handsome guy in the picture is Chinese. Xia Miaomiao initially thought he was a celebrity because of his stunning beauty, but why is he singing the Great Compassion Mantra so expertly and professionally?!

Xia Miaomiao's little head was full of big question marks.

The atmosphere of the picture suddenly changed from the previous beauty to the current salvation of all living beings, but the barrage was all hahaha, Xia Miaomiao was also laughing, the contrast between the whole picture and sound was too great, and it actually created a strange laugh that cannot be described in words.

Moreover, Xia Miaomiao took a closer look and said, "Isn't this a smiling angel?...Oh, today is the day they are released!"

This group of dolphins is also very famous on Twitter, called Smiling Angels. Xia Miaomiao has also followed their rescue process before, and the interaction with the veterinarians is quite heartwarming and touching.

Xia Miaomiao soon understood the meaning of 'the summer when Kikujiro was sent away', because the young man in the picture slowly took out the suona.

Xia Miaomiao: “…”

Kikujiro passed away peacefully.

"This is so professional, a one-stop funeral service," Xia Miaomiao sighed. "The dolphins are so cooperative too!"

The dolphins were not just "cooperating", they were obviously enjoying the disco. They were not happy even after the suona sound stopped, and actually started a seamless conversation with the young man.

Xia Miaomiao wanted to continue watching, but it was just a short video clip. Before she could finish watching, the camera switched to the dolphins saying goodbye to the veterinarians who had rushed over.

Very touching, makes one's nose sore.

Especially in combination with the news and tweets I've read before.

The person filming the video with a mobile phone obviously shared Xia Miaomiao's idea and murmured emotionally: "These dolphins love humans very much. Humans show them kindness, and they also show kindness to humans—"

The voice suddenly stopped.

Because the dolphins come and go.

Not only did the dolphins come back, they also jumped up aggressively, hit the Chinese boy's forehead with their heads, and splashed water all over him.

The video ends with the little brother raising his middle finger.

The video editing expert was very knowledgeable. He simply turned the picture into black and white at the end, enlarged it, and then added a sad background music with the words "The End".

Xia Miaomiao: “…”

Xia Miaomiao: “???????”

After reacting for a few seconds, Xia Miaomiao burst out laughing.

The funniest thing is that they were still expressing sad emotions in the last second, and the next second it turned into the ultimate showdown between idiots. The double standards of the dolphins towards the veterinarian and the little brother are too obvious!

The person who filmed the video was just expressing his emotion about the "cross-species friendship between humans and dolphins", but now he was choked up!

Combined with the Great Compassion Mantra and suona content in the previous video, the little brother buried a dragon to send the dolphins away. This ending was like the dolphins' Jedi counterattack, which was so funny.

"What do you mean the show is over? Don't end it, keep it going, hahahahahahaha!"

Xia Miaomiao clapped her thigh and finally understood why all her friends were forwarding the meme. Although the people in the video acted very silly, it was undeniable that the little brother who was playing the suona seriously was really cute!

If this is a variety show or a TV series, she will definitely follow it.

Xia Miaomiao couldn't help but search online, but unfortunately, she only found a few scattered videos. She could only return to Twitter and WeChat Moments, where the comments section was also abuzz with discussions about the identity of the young man:

He's an idol! He plays one of the main characters in "Meet the Dragon Night," which is about to premiere, and the first episode of "Fantasy Cruise" is also being recorded. I wish Aze a huge success this year!

Is he really not a Buddhist disciple who practices with his hair uncut? He's really handsome. Master, I've had an epiphany. I want to convert to Buddhism.

[Unrelated content, anonymity. A staff member from the Fantasy Cruises production team came up and said, he's a magician, the most amazing magician, and an outstanding graduate of the Hogwarts Chinese branch.]

He can actually play such a moving melody with his car horn. I'm already dancing along on the balcony. I feel like he's a musician who specializes in playing horns.

[Yes!!! China's new number one master!!! Officially certified by the association. Looking at this service, the professionalism is beyond words.]

Xia Miaomiao: "??? Really? So what is he?!"

What brought all the discussion and laughter to a climax was a tweet from the famous producer Rockfish:

"I met this Chinese actor while filming 'Back to Nature'. He's a very interesting guy. I hope we can have a chance to work together [on a video] in the future."

Xia Miaomiao almost dropped her phone.

She said that the red-haired uncle in beach pants and a floral shirt she saw in the video looked a little familiar, and it turned out to be Rockfish!

Regardless of whether you are interested in documentaries or not, most people will know Rockefeller. He has a very good vision and taste. The films he produced have won many international awards. In particular, his selection of materials has always been bold and sharp, and his vision is unique.

Xia Miaomiao, a student director, came to Spain in large part because she admired this legendary producer. She hadn't expected a silly video to be linked to her idol, and Rockefeller himself had even mentioned the possibility of collaborating in the future...

Xia Miaomiao lay on the bed blankly, holding her phone, thinking: "Isn't a Feng Shui master who doesn't want to be an actor a good monk?"

At the same time, 'Fantasy'.

Tick.

The bathroom was filled with mist.

Chi Yan: "I just accidentally walked into your mustard seed space. After opening the door, I found myself here. I heard you talking..."

Wen Xingze wasn't familiar with the Mustard Seed Space yet. It seemed like mermaid parents, like mermaids, could enter and exit freely after reaching some kind of deal with the Light Tower. He had personally brought Chi Yan in, so it wasn't surprising that he could pull it off.

Wen Xingze recalled that when he opened the drawer and took out the package from the mustard seed space, the person who helped him shake off the snow was also Chi Yan?

So, this is why Chi Yan appeared here, a mystery solved.

Now it's the second one's turn.

Wen Xingze looked at the tail of the fish he had just obtained. The tail fin swayed left and right following the light on the top. He looked at Chi Yan blankly and said, "I don't want to be a human anymore, Yanyan."

Chi Yan: "No matter what, calm down first."...Yan Yan?

Wen Xingze said in a tone of despair, as if his life had lost its meaning: "I have a tail, so I can't ride a tricycle anymore, right?"

Chi Yan: “…” His focus is very problematic.

Chi Yan paused, walked to the edge of the bathtub and squatted down.

He rolled up his sleeves, revealing half of his slender, strong forearms. It was only then that Wen Xingze realized Chi Yan's skin was a pale, marble-like color, and in the mist, it looked almost unlike a human's warmth.

Chi Yan pushed up the gold-rimmed glasses on his nose, which gave him a cold and distant air. He asked Wen Xingze like a doctor, "Does your tail fin hurt? Do you feel any burning or stinging?"

Wen Xingze: "It doesn't hurt, just a little hot, like it's turning into braised fish."

Chi Yan: "Shall I sprinkle some cumin on you?"

Wen Xingze: "No, I like sweet and sour..."

This was a truly bizarre conversation, but it unexpectedly calmed Wen Xingze down. Yes, it's just a filter. He'd experienced so many magical filters before, so this one wouldn't be any different.

Chi Yan raised his eyebrows: "You want to eat yourself?"

Wen Xingze: "There's no need to eat it yourself, I'll give it to you."

Wen Xingze himself obviously did not realize that the topic of "eating" would appear particularly ambiguous in certain specific atmospheres.

Even Wen Xingze was not wearing any clothes at this time - of course, he was taking a shower, and no one would wear clothes when taking a shower.

The light was not bright due to the steaming water vapor. Even if one could shift one's gaze, one could not avoid seeing the outline of Wen Xingze's figure. It was not thin, but had a unique beauty between a boy and a young man.

Very fresh.

Wen Xingze leaned against the bathtub, and in the hazy and fragmented light and shadow, her beautiful and slender waistline stretched out inch by inch.

His skin was so transparent and white that it turned a thin layer of red after soaking in the bath for a while. Water droplets fell from the ends of his hair, flowing across his collarbone, chest to waist, and finally disappeared into the shadows.

Chi Yan shifted his gaze to the floor tiles, his Adam's apple rolling up and down.

Very thirsty.

Wen Xingze himself didn't feel shy at all. He even wagged his tail proudly: "I have a nice figure, right? Everyone who has seen me praises me, so I think I must be pretty delicious."

Chi Yan was startled, and then his ears felt hot. He quickly put on a serious face: "Don't talk nonsense."

After thinking about it for a moment, his expression became surprised again: "Everyone who has seen it praises it?" Who else has seen it?

Wen Xingze, who had mastered the art of mind reading without a teacher, responded to Chi Yan's half-quoted sentence: "Then there are many..."

After all, there was no bathroom where he lived before, so he had to go to a large bathhouse to take a shower, the kind where there were a lot of uncles happily scrubbing each other's backs. Of course, Wen Xingze didn't scrub his back.

Chi Yan: “…………”

Chi Yan pursed his lips.

Wen Xingze's upper body is still human, but extending from his lower abdomen downwards, he gradually develops silver-white scales that smoothly connect with the tail.

The tail was nearly two meters long, with a large, beautiful tail fin. It felt awkward squeezing into the small bathtub, with most of it exposed to the air. The part not in the water felt slightly burning.

"I wonder how long it will take for the mermaid filter to be removed," Wen Xingze said, finally calming down completely. He looked at Chi Yan through the half-meter of misty water vapor, "Do I have to take a bath tonight - eh."

Chi Yan: "Why?"

Wen Xingze narrowed his eyes: "Teacher Chi, there is light green font above your head. Let me see, it seems to be..."

Speaking of this.

Wen Xingze's voice was stuck, and Chi Yan stood up suddenly.

They both remembered something at the same time.

——The effect of the green orange lasts for two hours, and it hasn’t come yet, which means Wen Xingze can still see other people’s thoughts!

Wen Xingze: “?”

Chi Yan: “???”

Both of them were thinking rapidly.

Wen Xingze was a little touched at first. It turned out that Chi Yan liked him - although the degree of this "like" was debatable, perhaps just like the group of bandit dolphins who had heard him play the suona - but in any case, it was still worth being happy.

But Wen Xingze quickly calmed down.

"The thing Lei Qi gave me before was called Green Tangerine." Although Wen Xingze really wanted to read Chi Yan's mind, Wen Xingze put himself in his shoes and felt that most people would not like to have their minds read by strangers.

He hadn't had time to tell the mermaid elders before because of the urgency of the situation. He said, "We must not have another car accident this time."

"Now I seem to be able to see into your heart. If you don't like it, I won't read it."

Wen Xingze closed his eyes as he spoke.

Chi Yan: “…”

Wen Xingze waited quietly for Chi Yan to speak, but he only heard soft breathing.

Chi Yan was quiet for a moment, then reached out and brushed the loose hair that was covering Wen Xingze's eyes behind his ears.

"Wen Xingze, you are not interested in my feelings at all," Chi Yan asked a strange question in a low voice, still looking unhappy.

Wen Xingze: “?”

When he slowly typed the question mark.

Wen Xingze didn't know how to respond. He felt like Chi Yan had become a riddle, a complete idiot. Worried about being trapped, he remained silent for a moment.

The clock on the wall ticked.

At this moment, the intercom in the bedroom suddenly rang urgently!

Wen Xingze closed his eyes, his eyelashes fluttering. Chi Yan walked out, picked up the walkie-talkie, and returned to the bathroom to hand it to Wen Xingze.

Wen Xingze: "Hello, Director? Is there anything else from the production team?"

There was silence for a moment, then a long sigh was heard, and Zhu Bo said, "Aze, it's me."

Wen Xingze: “?”

"Actually, I'm a traitor among the Sirens," Zhu Bo said, "I have an extra chance to tear off name tags tonight. I'm going to tear off your name tag. If you're taking a shower, I'll give you ten minutes to get dressed..."

Wen Xingze was shocked: "Are you a traitor? Are you going to tear off my name tag now?"

Zhu Bo sighed, his tone becoming even more solemn. "I didn't do this voluntarily. Some people thought you'd been on Fantasy Cruise for too long and were tired of writing the story, so they wanted to end this instance quickly. I was persecuted."

Zhu Bo was truly in pain, and there was no falsehood in his tone.

He was originally just a good comedian, but he was forced to turn against the government and might even be scolded in the comment section. It was really a black pot dropped from the sky.

Wen Xingze: “…”

Miserable, Zhu Bo, miserable.

Zhu Bo spoke in a sad tone, reciting some famous lines from a movie: "You can't escape. You, I, none of us can leave this cursed cruise ship... Haha, ha..."

Then the phone was hung up.

Since Zhu Bo is a traitor, there is a reason why he targets Wen Xingze: Wen Xingze's Mermaid Song is indeed a very tricky skill, so it is better to get rid of it as soon as possible.

Zhu Bohui made this call not only as a friendly reminder, but also out of another kind of confidence. The guests were not allowed to leave the room without permission. Even if Wen Xingze knew about it half an hour in advance, he could not escape.

But Wen Xingze didn't want to wear a maid costume and dance! And in front of the whole country!

He still has such a big fish tail, it would be bad if Zhu Bo came to tear off his name tag. Moreover, now that it is known that Zhu Bo is a traitor, Wen Xingze can only wait until tomorrow's vote to completely seize the initiative.

Wen Xingze turned towards Chi Yan, of course he still covered his eyes with his hands to avoid reading Chi Yan's thoughts: "Teacher Chi, do you have a golden finger? Just go to a place with a swimming pool..."

The three hours in the mustard space are full and cannot be used anymore.

Chi Yan: “Yes.”

Wen Xingze: “?”

Is it true?!

Ten minutes later.

Top floor apartment in the heart of Tenerife.

It is said that this is one of Chi Yan's houses on this island. He prefers duplexes, so this one is also a duplex.

The decor was identical to the one in the capital, a very cool Icelandic modern style. The only difference was the Spanish Beaux Arts cashmere carpet and a fire burning in the fireplace.

The second floor is an indoor swimming pool, a small garden and bedrooms.

The butler held the candlestick and bowed silently to Chi Yan. After placing the new toiletries and clothes, he brought a cup of hot milk and baked cookies.

The central air conditioning always provides the most suitable temperature, and outside the floor-to-ceiling windows is an unobstructed view of the sea. Finally, the housekeeper closed the door and left the room.

Wen Xingze was soaking in the swimming pool and blowing bubbles: "Dululululul..."

The area of ​​this swimming pool is very large, and it is finally comfortable to soak my tail here. Of course, Wen Xingze kept his eyes closed the whole time - he was like a gentleman with a half-naked beauty in front of him, maintaining extremely high demeanor and composure, and did not open his eyes at all.

Wen Xingze could hear that Chi Yan had not left. He walked to the side, took off his glasses and watch, and put them on the shelf.

Wen Xingze: "Teacher Chi, gulu, I have a question, gulu."

Chi Yan said calmly in a teacher's tone: "Speak properly."

"Not on the Fantasy now?" After receiving a positive answer, Wen Xingze popped his head out of the water and stopped blowing bubbles. "How did we get here? It's amazing. Do you have a mustard seed space too?"

Wen Xingze closed his eyes and only felt that he was picked up by Chi Yan. His tail was exposed to the air and he felt very uncomfortable, but everything only lasted for three seconds.

It was like stepping through a door, and then the noisy noises from inside the cruise ship, the sound of water in the bathroom, and the distant voices all disappeared, and it became silent. Even the sense of space was different.

Then he was put into this pool.

Chi Yan: "It's through your mustard seed space."

Wen Xingze slowly asked again: "How did you do that?"

He now has no idea who the owner of the mustard seed space is.

Chi Yan held the hot milk and tested its temperature. It felt a little cold. He frowned slightly and did not immediately give the milk to Wen Xingze. After hearing this, Chi Yan glanced at Wen Xingze and asked, "Are you sure you want to listen?"

Wen Xingze was full of confidence: "Sure."

Chi Yan: "I just passed by your mustard seed space. I explored the principle. It is actually an idealized wormhole entrance. It is different from the process of transmitting information through quantum entanglement, but the speed also exceeds the speed of light, achieving energy-matter transition..."

Wen Xingze's expression gradually became confused: "???"

Wen Xingze still tried to follow Chi Yan's explanation at first, but soon his brain became like a ball of wool, becoming more and more tangled from the beginning, and finally turned into a bunch of question marks.

Is this the legendary science student's chanting attack?

Wen Xingze buried half of his face in the water, and a wisp of green smoke slowly emerged from his head.

The system crashed.

Chi Yan: “…”

Chi Yan walked to the edge of the pool, leaned over, and used the back of his hand to test the temperature of Xingze's forehead. It was 25.7 degrees Celsius.

The normal body temperature of a mermaid is between 20 and 25 degrees Celsius. It seems that it is really difficult for him to understand this.

Chi Yan walked out and decided to reheat the milk. Chi Yan seldom came to live here, so the housekeeper here was not familiar with his living habits.

He took out the milk pan. At that moment, the LCD screen on the oven that displayed the time and temperature flickered, then turned into a string of garbled characters. It was Morse code, which translated to: "Officer, sir, hello, long time no see."

Chi Yan raised his eyebrows.

Chi Yan's movements were not affected. He took out the fresh milk and poured it into the milk pot, lit the fire, and said casually: "Hello, you are PN-type killing robots, right?" He was quite skilled in invading the housekeeping system.

Oven: "I am number 015."

Chi Yan hummed.

He had an impression of this robot, having met it thirty years ago.

The oven slowly spewed out strings of characters. One could almost imagine another universe, where a group of square-headed metal robots gathered together, discussing seriously and nervously, and then slowly inputting on the keyboard.

The robots were the rare moderate parents in the Muse Empire. Unlike the extremely aggressive vampire merpeople, they would only take emergency measures in times of crisis - such as the horns and sirens that had been blaring on the Tenerife beach before.

More often than not, they hope to resolve the problem through friendly negotiations.

Oven: "Peace, hope, cub, solution, puppy love, problem."

Chi Yan: "Puppy love?"

The robots were obviously very nervous and persistent about this problem, and they input several strings of characters in succession.

Oven: "Wang, this year, he is twenty-four years old."

Oven: "One hundred and seventy-six years from now, we can consider appropriate interactions and contact. Now, it's best not to."

Oven: "I hope you will wait, or find another good partner."

After entering this information, the robot parents began to eagerly wait for Chi Yan's reply. Many of them had interacted with the blind officer before and knew that although he had a cold personality, he was actually a reasonable person.

Parents are always particularly worried when they have a teenage child.

They also input the content of "Influence on Baby's Life, Early Childhood Education Trilogy: How to Teach Teenagers Under 200 Years Old", hoping that Chi Yan could understand the parents' good intentions.

Chi Yan: “…”

He read carefully for a while, his eyes indifferent, with a slight fluorescence reflected on his lenses.

To the surprise of all the robots, after carefully reading the entire chapter on the dangers of premature love, Chi Yan actually said:

"I refuse."

Chi Yan said very coldly: "If being under 200 years old is considered premature love, you should not only worry about his premature love problem, but also worry about his premature marriage problem."

He would marry some confused King, there was no doubt about that; it was only a matter of time.

Robot parents: “…”

In another universe, after two seconds of silence, the robots' breathing lights began to flash violently and chaotically, and alarms sounded one after another:

"Beep—" "Alarm, alarm, data overload—" "Beep—" "Alarm, suggest turning off this machine's anthropomorphic emotions—"