Gu Nanjiao's mind was a complete mess, her face as red as a ripe shrimp, and she couldn't budge an inch no matter how hard she tried.

Lu Yanzhao's kiss was strange. He didn't stick out his tongue and just nibbled at her dryly. It seemed he really treated her like a watermelon.

Gu Nanjiao couldn't stand it anymore. Lu Yanzhao's lips were so hot that they made her feel hot all over. His dry, random biting was really uncomfortable. Helpless, Gu Nanjiao had no choice but to open her mouth and bite him.

Lu Yanzhao frowned, covered his mouth, and said in a pitiful voice, "It hurts!"

"Serves you right!"

Seeing Lu Yanzhao's aggrieved look, Gu Nanjiao felt both annoyed and amused: "I'll go make you some hangover soup so you won't go crazy in the middle of the night."

A moment later, Gu Nanjiao arrived with a bowl of hangover soup.

"Drink up!" Gu Nanjiao handed the bowl to Lu Yanzhao.

Lu Yanzhao frowned: "I won't drink!" After saying that, he pouted and turned his face to the side, a bit like a child throwing a tantrum.

This was the first time Gu Nanjiao had seen him like this. He seemed to be still very young. Come to think of it, he would be a seventeen or eighteen-year-old child in modern times. At that age, most children would be acting like spoiled children in front of their parents!

She couldn't help but find it somewhat cute, and also wanted to laugh: "If I don't drink it, I'll have a headache tomorrow and won't be able to go to school. The teacher will punish my hands."

Lu Yanzhao opened his mouth wide in dissatisfaction: "Ah—"

Um?

Is Lu Yanzhao asking her to feed him?

Okay, then she'll reluctantly feed him one drink!

After taking a few sips, Lu Yanzhao frowned and said, "It doesn't taste good, I don't want to eat it!"

"Only unpalatable food is effective, otherwise how will you sober up tomorrow?"

"I won't eat, I won't eat, I won't eat!" Lu Yanzhao suddenly threw a childish tantrum.

Gu Nanjiao found it strange. She usually had a cool and aloof demeanor, and had never seen her like this before. Today was truly an eye-opener for her.

Thinking of this, Gu Nanjiao wanted to laugh a little: "What would you like to eat? I'll make it for you."

Lu Yanzhao turned his head, staring intently at Gu Nanjiao, his eyes fixed on her: "You..."

"What?"

"I want to eat you!" After saying that, Lu Yanzhao leaned in and kissed Gu Nanjiao on the lips. He pulled away, looked at Gu Nanjiao again, and said happily, "Sweeter than watermelon!"

After saying that, he leaned closer again.

Enraged by being taken advantage of repeatedly, Gu Nanjiao slapped him across the face, yelling, "Sweet my ass!"

Although Lu Yanzhao was drunk, he reacted quickly, grabbing Gu Nanjiao's hand and pulling her over. Gu Nanjiao lost her balance, and the bowl fell to the ground, spilling the hangover soup all over the floor.

He actually pulled her into his arms.

"What...what are you doing now?"

Before she could finish speaking, Lu Yanzhao leaned in and kissed her again. Gu Nanjiao froze, her head throbbed with blood, and her cheeks burned.

After another round of random biting, Gu Nanjiao couldn't take it anymore and stuck out her tongue to lick it.

Lu Yanzhao's breath hitched, his gaze towards Gu Nanjiao became incredibly intense, his breathing grew heavier, and his hands began to slowly and unsteadily move upwards. Gu Nanjiao felt something pressing against her and her heart skipped a beat.

Oh no, we've really messed up!

Caught off guard by his infatuation, Lu Yanzhao was pushed away by Gu Nanjiao.

He stared straight at Gu Nanjiao, his eyes unfocused, his cheeks still flushed, and his pouting lips seemed to express unsatisfied desire.

Gu Nanjiao gave him a cold look and then left.

The door closed.

Lu Yanzhao sighed softly, his eyes clear, showing no signs of drunkenness. He had initially maintained some self-control, but Gu Nanjiao's gentle lick made him instantly lose control.

He looked down at himself and sighed helplessly.

I have to solve this myself again!

Outside the door, Gu Nanjiao patted her cheeks; they were burning hot. Luckily, she stopped herself in time, otherwise he would have devoured her tonight.

She didn't know why Lu Yanzhao did this, whether he was really drunk or had some other intention.

Just how drunk was Lu Yanzhao? Did he even know who he was kissing? If he really thought she was a watermelon, he wouldn't have gone so far as to grope her and get an erection!

Perhaps men are more prone to promiscuity when they're drunk.

It's her fault too, why did she have to lick it like that?

Gu Nanjiao covered her face with her hands and squatted by the door for a while to get some fresh air. The breeze dispelled the heat from her body, and Gu Nanjiao became a little more awake.

Why would she come out? That's a small room she rented specifically. If anyone should come out, it should be Lu Yanzhao.

Thinking of this, Gu Nanjiao opened the door...

Gu Nanjiao rubbed her eyes. Oh my god, what did she see?

What did she see? Was this something she could see for free?

She quickly looked away, feeling extremely uncomfortable!

Sure enough, people with big feet also have an unusually large penis.

She thought that Lu Yanzhao must be so embarrassed by her presence that he probably wanted to kill her!

This is where it comes down to who has the thickest skin. As the saying goes, if I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed. Lu Yanzhao did this very well!

Lu Yanzhao tossed the handkerchief aside and said with a smile, "Why did you have to come in just when I was taking care of things?"

Gu Nanjiao said, "Are you pretending to be drunk?"

Lu Yanzhao said innocently, "No, I just sobered up."

After saying that, he walked towards Gu Nanjiao with a swagger, his belt loose as if it would fall off at any moment.

"Shameless and despicable!"

After saying that, Gu Nanjiao turned and ran!

Lu Yanzhao suddenly blocked her way, pulled her into the room, and closed the door.

Lu Yanzhao chuckled softly, his voice unusually hoarse: "Men are all like this, what's so vulgar and shameless about it?"

Lu Yanzhao didn't feel embarrassed at all. What was there to be ashamed of being caught by his wife? Maybe she would help him in the same way in the future.

Besides, students in the college usually share interesting stories when they are bored, and they often do the same when they are feeling restless, which is quite normal for their age.

As Lu Yanzhao drew closer, Gu Nanjiao grew increasingly flustered.

"What are you doing? Hurry up and pull up your pants, you look awful."

Lu Yanzhao calmly fastened his belt, saying as he did so, "You're really strange. You were the one who wanted to see it, and you just walked in without knocking. Now you're calling me shameless and vulgar."

"Who wants to see this? I don't need to knock on my own door to get into my own room. Who would know you're doing... doing this kind of thing?"

“All men in the world would do the same thing, you don’t need to think it’s unreasonable. And you say it’s ugly, all men in the world look the same.”

As if struck by a thought, Lu Yanzhao paused, then said, "No, at least my comparison... you know what I mean!"

"Shut up! I don't understand, I don't understand!" Gu Nanjiao was somewhat hysterical, but also a little guilty. As a modern person, she had only seen a lot of men's pornography with her roommates during college, and Lu Yanzhao's was definitely more...

But she won't admit it, she absolutely won't admit it!

She wanted to go out, but Lu Yanzhao blocked her way at the door.

Gu Nanjiao said, "If you don't move aside, I'm going to call for help."