Chapter 2 Brother Brother

Gods do have some of the qualities that make them gods, such as being extremely cute.

The chubby little face, with its curly hair, makes it look innocent and naive, like a living doll.

His eyelashes are thick and curly, and his big watery eyes blink, making people want to put all the sweetness in the world into his arms.

It fits the theme of the amusement park perfectly, and the only thing missing is to print its image as a logo on various promotional materials and use it as a mascot.

Even someone like Zhuo Can, who wasn't particularly interested in cubs, had to admit that the little Lord God was incredibly entertaining.

His voice softened unconsciously: "Open your mouth, brother will feed you, ah——"

The little god opened his mouth obediently.

But instead of waiting to be fed, he made a blunt comment: "Are you stupid?"

Zhuo Can: ???

"Don't talk to me in that childish tone!" God frowned. "I'm not a child anymore."

Zhuo Can asked: "How old are you?" Could it be that the man with white hair and a youthful face is actually a thousand-year-old monster?

The god opened his chubby little hand, stretched out four fingers, and said confidently: "The mountain is old!"

The man in white helped him press down his extra index finger: "Player Zhuo Can, stop talking nonsense."

Zhuo Can curled his lips. What's wrong? He was forced to coax the child. Isn't it enough for him to know more about the secrets of the Lord God?

If he could return to the tower, he would definitely tell others about what he saw and heard there.

For example, the arrogant and domineering gods who ordered them around in the tower were actually just miserable office workers who would complain about their bosses in private, even saying "Fuck!"

For example, the main god who played with them every day until they were more tired than a dog was actually only three years old and couldn't even distinguish between flat and curled tongue sounds;

For example, being a god is boring. Not only do you have to be watched by a group of people, but you are also forced to eat vegetables.

Do you think those vegetables can be delicious?

Oh my god, it smells a bit nice.

*

Zhuo Can took the bowl back and smelled it. It was indeed fragrant.

After tasting it, I found it was indeed a thing from God. How come it tastes better than meat?

His original task was to feed him, but he did the opposite and ate mouthful after mouthful, unable to stop.

The onlookers were dumbfounded. Is there such a thing?

The Lord God originally kept his distance from vegetables, but seeing how humans enjoyed them, he became increasingly curious: "I want some too! I want to try some too!"

Zhuo Can ignored him and stood up, suppressing him with his height.

The Lord God jumped around him like a little rabbit, but unfortunately his arms and legs were too short, so no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't even reach the bottom of the bowl.

Zhuo Can not only refused to give it to Him, but also pretended to be intoxicated, saying "hmmmm", "so delicious", "why does it smell so good?" from time to time.

This made the Lord God even more greedy.

The onlookers were shocked. They had never seen anyone so bold as to bully God. Just as they were about to rush over, the leader made a gesture and asked them to wait and see.

The little god turned around several times and made himself dizzy, but the stupid humans still refused to obey.

He blinked his eyes, changed his attack method, grabbed the corner of Zhuo Can's clothes with both hands, and shook it: "Brother, brother, give Li Li a taste~"

Zhuo Can didn't hear clearly what "Li Li" meant, but he heard his brother.

Are you acting like a spoiled brat?

You know, nowadays, the ignorant kids in the outside world would call him uncle when they see him. It feels good to hear him as his brother again, like returning to youth; especially since the one calling him is a god.

However, Zhuo Can still remembered that the little brat had just called him a fool, so he turned around and ignored him.

Seeing that the meal was almost finished, the Lord God became anxious and simply stomped his feet. Clouds and mist rose from his feet, carrying him to the same altitude as adults.

With a casual wave of his hand, the bowl and spoon flew obediently to his hand.

As if he was afraid that Zhuo Can would come and snatch the food again, the little god ate with big mouthfuls, not leaving a single grain of rice for the stupid human!

Zhuo Can, who was caught off guard and had his job taken away, said: Damn, I was careless.

Are you stupid? God can fly!

*

God doesn't need to wash dishes. He just gently wipes the edge of the bowl with his hand, and it becomes as clean as new without any stains left.

The first brother in white took the bowl away, and the second brother in white plucked a piece of cotton wool from the clouds and used it to wipe the god's mouth.

The leader of the men in white picked up the god and nodded to Zhuo Can: "Player Zhuo Can, you can now talk to the god about returning to the real world. Please follow me."

Before, people used to address each other with "you", but now they use "you". Not only that, but also all of them are addressed with honorifics, and the tone is much more respectful, from being a command to being a request.

Just because he has a way to make God eat vegetables, his attitude changes 180 degrees.

What a snobbish worker.

Zhuo Can couldn't help but think, if he could make the Lord God his younger brother and let him do whatever he said, how glorious that would be, and the whole alien world would have to listen to him, right?

...Forget it, he should just go home quickly. He has been absent from work for so long for no apparent reason. When he returns, the first thing he will probably receive is not the concern of his relatives and friends, but a notice of dismissal from the company.

He feels a headache when thinking about finding another job. He wonders if the points here can be converted into RMB and taken back?

Zhuo Can was thinking about his own things over there, and his body didn't move at all, but he followed the man in white unconsciously.

The little god lay on the shoulder of the man in white and looked at him secretly. After being caught, he made a face, as if showing off his victory: the final delicacy was eaten by him.

Provoking children is really effective. Zhuo Can thought that if he had a son in the future, he would definitely educate him in this way.

I still have a son, but I don’t even know where my partner is.

They said they wanted to have a meeting, but we didn't go to any proper place, so we went to the Ferris wheel.

This Ferris wheel is naturally different from the normal amusement facilities in the outside world. It is not a regular circle. Each cabin floats wherever it wants, without any rules and without control.

Rather than a Ferris wheel, it is more like a mini flying vehicle.

The elevator was too small, so the other men in white had to go to other places and watched helplessly as the leader took the gods and humans into the front one.

The leader of the men in white put the god down, stood in the middle, and gestured to the start: "Player Zhuo Can, you can ask the god three questions, and the god will ask you three questions in return. If your answers satisfy each other, then you can go home."

*

When Zhuo Can heard the word "go home", his blood boiled.

He thought for a moment, and his first question was: Are you really the three-year-old god who created everything here?

This is a tricky question that combines "Are you God?", "Are you three years old?" and "Did you create this place?"

The man in white said, "Please use respectful language when addressing God."

Zhuo Can: "...Okay, 'you'."

The Lord God wrinkled his nose, not realizing the trap, but he didn't like such a stupid question: "Of course it's me."

"How do you prove it?"

The man in white reminded: "This is the second one."

Zhuo Can said generously: "The second one is the second one. Kamisama, prove yourself."

The Lord God didn't seem to react to the sudden appearance of foreign language. He tilted his head and thought for a moment: "Follower, what do you want?"

Although Zhuo Can wanted to say, "I didn't believe you," he knew the situation and replied with a sincere face, "Is this your first question?"

Kami-chan didn't feel like she was being tricked, and nodded before the man in white could speak to stop him. The man in white stiffly lowered his hand to stop her.

Zhuo Can chuckled and cleared his throat: "Since this is all yours, it's no problem for you to change my clothes, right?"

He lowered his head and tugged at the battle-damaged school uniform he had bought with 10 points. Although it was worn out, it was cheap. Although it was cheap, it was durable. Although it was durable, it was... really ugly.

"I want a new, luxurious, and most respectable set of clothes, just like..." Zhuo Can suddenly had an idea. "Well, don't we have Empire and Ancient copies? I want the kind of clothes that the emperor wears."

"emperor?"

"right."

The little god confirmed again: "Do you really want it?"

Zhuo Can wanted to count this as the second question, but his conscience woke him up and he just nodded.

"Strange human." The Lord God muttered to himself in a loud voice, and waved his hand casually, "Okay, your wish will be granted."

Zhuo Can was extremely excited, with strands of golden light enveloping his body. He was looking forward to how radiant he would be.

After the light dissipated, his battle-damaged school uniform was indeed gone.

The problem is, there's nothing new?

He is naked now.

Zhuo Can: “…”

The man in white: “…”

Even though he was facing a shameless man and a child, the naked Zhuo Can still felt uncomfortable. He huddled under the small table, his face flushed red, and he stammered, "Your divine power is ineffective... Oh no, did I make a mistake?"

"—The Emperor's New Clothes." The little god explained in a crisp, childish voice, shaking his head and looking quite proud. "It's the fairy tale I heard yesterday~!"

*

Zhuo Can exchanged for a new piece of clothing from the game store with a gloomy face, always feeling like he was being fooled.

The child opposite had a look of confusion and even a little aggrieved, as if he didn't understand why the boy was not satisfied with the new clothes he had given him.

Zhuo Can wanted to say something to Him, but then he thought better of it. If he made Kamisama cry, would he still be able to get out alive?

The man in white coughed and cleared his throat: "Player Zhuo Can, one last question, please... please cherish it."

This guy must be trying to hold back his laughter!

Anyway, no one else saw it, so forget it. Don’t argue with the child.

After comforting himself, Zhuo Can solemnly raised the ultimate question: "Why can I leave here alive? My luck value is 0."

The Lord God looked him up and down, like an infrared scan, and concluded, "You are not 0."

I'm a straight man! Zhuo Can forced a smile: "How much is that?"

The Lord beckoned, and the man in white leaned forward to listen closely. After understanding, he nodded, then stood up and faced the human: "Player Zhuo Can, your luck value is actually 1,000,000,000. The 0 on the panel is because it exceeds the upper limit of what the system can display."

“???”

The man in white explained, "Most players' initial skill values ​​are assessed based on their own abilities. The Lord God will randomly select a few lucky winners and give them extra points. You are one of those lucky winners. Therefore, your luck value is set by the God himself. You initially have only 1."

Standing up straight is consistent with his unlucky life.

"God actually wanted to add you to 10, but He didn't have much of a concept of numbers, so He added a few extra zeros."

"Huh??" Your face rolled on the keyboard, right?

"God can only count from 1 to 9," the man in white explained naturally, "—He hasn't learned to count beyond 10 yet."

Zhuo Can: Listen to what you are saying.

After he finished asking his three questions and the man in white confirmed that he was satisfied with the answers (could he say he was dissatisfied? Zhuo Can didn't think that was an option), he respectfully asked the Lord God, "Do you have any questions for Player Zhuo Can?"

*

The author has something to say:

Although everyone should know it, but still mark it~

"Kami-sama (かみさま)" and "Kami-chan (かみちゃん)" are both transliterations of gods in Japanese. The former is the respectful "God-sama (神様)", and the latter is the intimate "Little God (神ちゃん)".

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