Chapter 1018 Just Pat It

This is just Sikong Qing's way of winning over Jiaying.

Sikong Qing said to Jiaying, "I could have left you alone, but you must remember my kindness."

Jiaying nodded.

Ye Xiaoman came to the wedding spirit stone in the demon world for the second time.

The witness stone hesitated when he saw Ye Xiaoman.

"Why do you look familiar to me?"

Ye Xiaoman glanced at the wedding stone indifferently without saying a word.

Sikong Qing and Jia Ying were very nervous, "What's wrong?"

The witness stone still had a strong sense of professional ethics and reminded Ye Xiaoman, "We will severely crack down on marriage fraud and bigamy. Please keep yourselves clean and do not break the law knowingly."

Ye Xiaoman shamelessly put her hands on her hips and said, "This is my first time getting married. What? You want to take the spirit stones and not do anything?"

The Witness Stone saw that Ye Xiaoman was speaking with such passion, and after checking her heartbeat and pulse, it seemed that she was not lying. Its spiritual awareness was not enough to think deeply, so it believed what Ye Xiaoman said.

Then it said:

"Please place your right palms on the marriage certificate..."

Following the same process as the day before, Sikong Qing and Jiaying spent one hundred and ninety-nine spirit stones, stamped their fingerprints, said their marriage vows, thanked the Moon God, and received a marriage certificate.

Jiaying and Sikong Qing were overjoyed. Sikong Qing had someone to rely on, and he helped Ye Xiaoman get rid of the love poison in each other's bodies that same day.

Ye Xiaoman has gone through many vicissitudes of life and struggled to this day, and finally became a person without Gu.

Ye Xiaoman cried with joy.

Next, it was Xiao Chujing's shift.

"Junior Sister, I think..."

Ye Xiaoman interrupted him with a neutral tone, "Let's go."

Before she left, she was still beating gongs and drums everywhere in the residence, trying to spread the word over a long distance, "Is there anyone else who wants to go with me to get the marriage certificate? Let's go together."

To save her from running around outside every day, they might as well go on a group trip.

Zhu Chuideng, Jing Zhui and Yue Muchan quickly stepped out.

Our tour guide Ye Xiaoman led the way very familiarly and we arrived at our destination without getting lost.

The deacon and temple priest who was standing behind the vermilion lacquer table collecting money fell silent after seeing Ye Xiaoman frequently for several days.

Although Ye Xiaoman disguised herself as a man every time she came, the temple keeper could tell from the strong aura of an emotional liar that emanated from her that she was the same person.

The previous two times, she brought two people to get the certificate, but today she was bolder and brought four men at once.

The temple keeper suspected that the human in front of him was actually an octopus spirit.

The temple keeper was a little angry. As the representative of Yue Lao God, he felt that the dignity of love had been insulted. He said in a bad tone: "This temple will not tolerate any act of bigamy..."

Ye Xiaoman interrupted the temple keeper's long speech and asked, "Five people, how much?"

The temple keeper said, "...If you would still like to purchase the gilded heart-to-heart contract for 199 spirit stones, I will pay you a total of 995 spirit stones."

Ye Xiaoman frowned unhappily: "Let's make it 900 spirit stones. If I'm satisfied this time, I'll buy from you next time."

Temple keeper: "Deal."

When Ye Xiaoman, Xiao Chujing, Zhu Chuideng, Yue Mushan and Jing Zhui stood in a row in front of the witness stone, the witness stone was unwilling to work.

"I have seen you, a female cultivator, several times."

The witness stone has a much higher bottom line than the temple keeper. Moreover, it can only get a commission of nine spirit stones for every one hundred and ninety-nine business, and does not want to tarnish the sanctity of its profession for a few dirty dollars.

Ye Xiaoman spread her hands and said, "You've already taken my money. Be careful or I'll go to your headquarters and complain about you being passive and slacking off."

The wedding stone was shaking with anger at Ye Xiaoman's shamelessness, and stone fragments fell down. It screamed regardless of its status.

"I will not officiate your wedding today!"

Zhu Chuideng, Jing Zhui, Yue Mushan and Xiao Chujing became anxious when they heard this.

Yue Mushan had been looking forward to this day his entire life. His furry tail dropped a few strands of hair anxiously. This place was blocked, so he suggested, "There are other wedding stones in the demon world. Should we go somewhere else?"

Zhu Chuideng didn't want to embarrass a stone, so he agreed with Yue Mushan's words and asked, "Is it far away?"

Yue Mushan replied: "It will take three or four days."

Xiao Chujing wanted to leave and find the temple keeper. If this guy didn't work, there would always be a spare guy. If he needed more spirit stones, it would be fine. He had a strong desire to get the marriage certificate. Even Sikong Qing and Ji Wenyi had got it, so he had to have it today no matter what.

Jing Zhui had a unique worldview of the demon clan. He observed it for a while and seriously concluded, "This stone must be malfunctioning."

Ye Xiaoman and the other three men looked at him in confusion.

The fellow Taoists queuing behind urged him dissatisfiedly.

"Are you guys done yet?"

"So many people are waiting for you."

"It's outrageous that five people are officiating at a wedding. If Yue Lao Shen doesn't want to do business with you, then leave immediately."

Amidst the heated discussion, Jing Zhui walked over to the wedding stone with the air of a big boss.

The witness stone sensed the powerful aura coming from Jing Zhui and shuddered, but still stubbornly asked:

"What do you want to do? I'm telling you, I won't change my words even if you threaten me with violence. Someone, someone—"

Then Ye Xiaoman saw Jing Zhui, and she slapped the wedding stone a few times, just like she did when she was repairing TVs and counterfeit mobile phones that couldn't connect to the signal in the apocalypse.

The demons' thinking is direct and rough. If a magic weapon breaks, they just hit it and it will be fixed. If they fight monsters in the secret realm and the monsters don't spit out rewards that satisfy the demons, then the monsters must not be honest enough and they just need to beat them again.

If you accidentally kill him, it's the opponent's fault. It's his fault for being so weak that he can't withstand the damage.

By the same token, the wedding stone's duty is to issue marriage certificates. If it cannot meet the needs of this demon, then it must be its problem. A responsible demon needs to repair it.

Jing Zhui is a simple person. Even if he is fixing a faulty stone, he will give it his all, so he adds several layers of strength when he hits it.

A burst of white smoke immediately emerged from the top of the pink crystal, accompanied by a subtle crunching sound of stone cracking.

Zhu Chuideng & Xiao Chujing & Yue Mushan: "..."

Their desire to get the marriage certificate prevented any of them from stepping out to stop the atrocities before their eyes.

Ye Xiaoman: “…6.”

The grumbling people in the queue immediately became as quiet as chickens. In the face of such an absolutely powerful force, no one dared to urge them on.

Jing chased and hit the stone several times, but why didn't it make any sound?

He planned to take further action, cut the underground spiritual vein with the crystal that was as tall as a person, pull it out of the ground and shake it. It was very easy for him to control the power of the rules of the world, just like pulling a carrot out of the soil.

Before Jing Zhui could strike again, the witness stone finally spoke tremblingly, "Please, these five true lovers, place your right palms on the marriage certificate. The Yue Lao God will bless you..."

The matter was resolved satisfactorily, and the four men happily received their marriage certificates.