Chapter 1 Do you believe in love at first sight?

It was both hot and swollen.

Lu Shangyan's vision blurred again, but this time he clearly felt someone touching his waist.

A large circle of men and women surrounded him, trying to find out who the culprit was, but he was too drunk and his legs were too weak.

He could only hold onto the pole used for pole dancing in the center of the stage, but as soon as he swayed, the pole started to spin.

After several attempts, his clothes were mostly disheveled, he still couldn't find the person, his head was spinning, and his body was getting hotter and hotter.

It's strange...

But there was someone in the corner who was even stranger.

He watched Lu Shangyan walk a few steps like a drunkard, and his eyes turned red with rage as he gritted his teeth: "Such seductive tricks!"

His breathing became heavy, and he turned to look at his good brother who looked completely bewildered.

Then, he mysteriously pressed his hand against the door and leaned closer: "Chenzi, do you believe in love at first sight?"

"It feels like Cupid's arrow struck me today. My heart is beating so fast, and my body is starting to feel out of control. It's like the red thread that the Old Man of the Moon tied for us is tightening, and I can't help but want to get closer to him and shorten the distance between us."

After hearing what he said, Tang Suichen placed her hand on his forehead for a moment and said, "You have a fever? I'll take you to the hospital."

Pei Yumin sighed, his eyes filled with sorrow: "I really was horny, otherwise why would my lower body, which hadn't reacted for nearly thirty years, suddenly react today!"

Upon hearing this, Tang Suichen became even more excited: "Damn! So you're not impotent after all!"

His voice was so loud that even though the music in the gay bar was deafening, it still attracted the attention of people around him.

Upon hearing this, all the guys who were originally planning to strike up a conversation with Pei Yumin ran away.

Of course, Pei Yumin only had eyes for the person still twisting their waist on stage and had no time to care about anyone else.

However, because of those words, the surrounding area became much quieter.

Pei Yumin also heard the banter and jokes of the people sitting at the table behind him.

"Brother Shuo, that's a really cunning move of yours. Once it's confirmed that this guy is gay, not to mention Goddess Xia, all the girls in the school will probably avoid him like the plague. With your looks and family background, Brother Shuo, you can easily win over whoever you want!"

"That's right! This brat is arrogant at school, steals other people's girlfriends, he really deserves a beating!"

"I don't know what's so great about him. He's willing to go on stage and dance for 200 yuan. I bet if you give him another 100 yuan, he'd be doing a striptease in public!"

The guy called Shuo Ge had a buzz cut and looked both honest and fierce, a strange combination.

Pei Yumin couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Then I heard him say, "He just spiked his drink. Look at all these men staring at him. He'll definitely be taken away by a man soon. When we follow him, we'll definitely be able to get even more exciting footage!"

"I'll post it first thing tomorrow morning. It's his own fault for not listening to advice and insisting on getting entangled with my Xiaxia. This time, I'll make him drop out of school! To prevent future troubles!"

Pei Yumin frowned as he watched him pick up his phone, grinning mischievously as he pointed the camera at the person on stage who was constantly twisting his body.

He couldn't sit still any longer, so he stood up and walked over to the man with the buzz cut: "Has no one told you that it's very impolite to secretly film someone else's wife?"

Tang Suichen, who was following behind him with a puzzled look on his face, suddenly slapped his forehead and whispered to him, "Are you crazy?!"

The voice was drowned out by the shocked shout from the man with the buzz cut: "You're Lu Shangyan's girlfriend?!"

The underling next to him was shocked: "Lu Shangyan is really gay?!"

"So, luring him to a gay bar isn't a punishment for him?! With so many men around, it's clearly a reward for him!"

Pei Yumin took a deep breath, pretended to be deep in thought, picked up the wine glass on the table and played with it, then drank it all in one gulp under everyone's gaze: "So his name is Lu Shangyan."

The man with the buzz cut: "......"

Are you sick in the head?

Pei Yumin then said, "Delete all the videos on your phone, or I'll show you what unbearable rage is!"

Tang Suichen pulled him behind her, feeling extremely embarrassed, and said with a forced smile, "He's drunk and not thinking straight."

The man with the buzz cut slowly lowered his heart back to its place.

Thinking about it, he really is a crazy person who goes crazy when he's drunk.

But President Pei, who had been devouring CEO novels on various websites in his quest to find the feeling of being in love, didn't realize he was drunk.

He smashed the wine glass in his hand and glared fiercely at the crew-cut man and his group: "If you don't believe me, just wait and see!"

Pei Yumin turned and left after he finished speaking.

After all, the most important thing to do now is to save Lu Shangyan...

Then I proposed to him right away...

But before he even reached Lu Shangyan's side, he began to feel thirsty and weak in his limbs.

A moment later, he suddenly realized that he had only drunk half a glass of wine.

The wine glass was placed in front of the empty seat.

It's not hard to guess that it was the drink that Lu Shangyan had been given spiked.

Now, let alone him saving Lu Shangyan, it seems like he's become the one who needs to be saved!

However, with so many people watching behind him, he still gritted his teeth and forced himself to reach Lu Shangyan's side.

Then she grabbed his burning arm with her hot palm.

Lu Shangyan was startled. He squinted at him with his watery eyes and mumbled drunkenly, "Was it you who was secretly touching my waist just now?"

Pei Yumin glanced down and saw that the buttons on his transparent shirt were almost all undone.

He reached out to pull him closer and quickly rubbed his waist: "Now that's what you call touching."

Lu Shangyan had been under the influence of the drug for a long time, but he didn't know why. He thought it was because he was drunk and had been enduring it.

Now, when Pei Yumin touched him like that, he felt like he was being electrocuted, and his whole body went numb.

His back, in particular, was almost unable to support him standing so straight.

Pei Yumin's Adam's apple bobbed as he took his arm and led him away from the crowd: "Wake up, I'll take you to a safe place."

A chorus of jeers rose from behind him, and the veins on the back of Pei Yumin's hand bulged out in pain.

Once the noise subsided, he took out his phone and frantically called Tang Suichen.

Tang Suichen did not answer.

He started sending messages like crazy.

[m: Hurry and bring the antidote! I've been infected too, and if this continues, Shangshang and I will both lose our minds!]

[m: Although many unforgettable love stories begin with a one-night stand, I want to be different; I want to stay clear-headed!]

Lu Shangyan clung to him, and because of the heat, his body began to rub against him uncontrollably.

Fearing that he would cause a scandal in front of so many people, Pei Yumin had no choice but to take his men to Tang Suichen's private room.

Apart from Tang Suichen, who would occasionally bring people to visit, no other people have ever stayed here.

And it's cleaned and disinfected with alcohol every day, so it's very clean.

He put Lu Shangyan on the bed and then took out his phone to continue calling Tang Suichen.

This time, Tang Suichen agreed, his words slurred with a wine glass in his mouth: "Just give in. It's not easy to get a response like this, so enjoying it while you can is the most important thing."

"Besides, Mr. Pei, you've been infected for so long. Even if you can wait for the antidote, your Shangshang can't. If this drags on, before the doctor even arrives, his blood vessels will burst, and he'll become your eunuch husband!"

Upon hearing this, Pei Yumin involuntarily looked back.

Lu Shangyan, lying on the bed, had taken off all his clothes at some point and was struggling with his underwear, which he had worn for who knows how many years and was starting to fray.

He tried several times but couldn't take it off, so he simply turned around, lay on the bed, and started rubbing against it.

Pei Yumin's breath hitched, and she leaned over to touch his waist.

Although it looked easy to hold, Pei Yumin felt that it was very resilient to the touch.

It was at this moment that Pei Yumin noticed a small black mole on Lu Shangyan's shoulder, with two red ones next to it.

Now, because of the owner's elevated body temperature, the red mole looks even more like it's dripping blood.

The bite mark resembled a fang, tempting Pei Yumin to bite down and taste what this person really tasted like.

Lu Shangyan felt his touch, grabbed his wrist with his other hand, dragged him onto the bed, and then straddled his waist.

Pei Yumin regained a moment of clarity and shouted at the person on the other end of the phone, "I still feel it's not right. He doesn't know me yet, and I can't sleep with him without knowing him."

Tang Suichen didn't reply, and Pei Yumin then realized that he had hung up the phone sometime earlier.

Lu Shangyan's hands roamed all over his body, touching him for a while before lying on top of him, pressing tightly against him and rubbing against him everywhere.

Pei Yumin ruffled his hair and blurted out, "Little dog."

Lu Shangyan couldn't hear clearly, but he felt comfortable touching the person in front of him: "I feel like I'm going to burn to death."

Pei Yumin let out a long sigh: "I'm about to die of irritation too."

He picked up his phone again, this time intending to ask someone else for help.

However, Lu Shangyan was very dissatisfied with his sudden action of getting up.

Her seemingly limp limbs somehow found strength and pinned him down, throwing his phone off the bed.

Lu Shangyan frowned in displeasure and rubbed his dry, chapped lips against his face: "I want to devour you, maybe then I'll feel better."

The phone fell to the carpet beside the bed with a dull thud.

Pei Yumin heard the sound of his own sanity breaking down.

*

You can imagine how intense the scene must have been, with both people being drugged.

When Lu Shangyan woke up, he saw someone sitting on the edge of the bed, covered in bruises, with scratches all over his back and arms, and bite marks on his shoulder.

There was a strange smell in the air, which he often smelled when he locked himself in the bathroom in the morning to do his handiwork.

He took a deep breath, and before he could think it through, he met the red eyes of the person in front of him.

My brain started to wander, and I blurted out, almost involuntarily, "Hey bro, why is my butt all wet?"

Pei Yumin: "...Huh?"

Lu Shangyan: "..."

Lu Shangyan's face instantly turned bright red. He lowered his head and coughed several times before recovering from his embarrassment: "Um...did you wash me?"

The air grew even thicker after he finished speaking.

Pei Yumin, who was initially unsure how to face Lu Shangyan upon his awakening, froze on the spot.

He was clearly taking advantage of someone in distress.

But after hearing Lu Shangyan's words, she suddenly felt that she had done a good deed.

Lu Shangyan scratched his head; he always found a way to make the situation even more awkward: "Um, do you need money?"

He grabbed the clothes from the ground and took out two crumpled hundred yuan: "I don't know the market price in your line of work, is this enough for you?"

Pei Yumin closed her surprised mouth, then plopped down on the ground, grabbed his leg, and shouted, "No! You have to take responsibility for me!"

"You took my virginity. If I don't stay with you, my dad will beat me to death!"

Lu Shangyan hurriedly helped him up, his mind a complete mess.

He was the one whose butt got wet, and he paid for it, so I don't understand why he's being held responsible.

Is it because you think he's not paying enough?

He pursed his lips, thinking he was being very tactful in his refusal: "But I don't have any extra money."

Pei Yumin continued to feign tears, but inwardly he was roaring: I'd give myself to him!

A note from the author:

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① "Wildly Swinging Her Tongue and Angrily Biting Her Male Mother" [Peeking while covering face]

②《A Straight Man Can Get Pregnant When He Runs into His Nemesis》[covering face and peeking]

The following is a request to collect [Let me see]:

A straight man can get pregnant if he bumps into his nemesis.

One second ago, Zhou Yan was still in an abandoned factory, throwing bricks at his nemesis Jiang Mi, preparing for a final showdown.

The next second, she was transported to five years in the future, and she was pregnant with a three-month-old baby!

His arch-nemesis turned out to be the father of the child in his belly!

A poor scoundrel has transformed into a CEO!

She was now resting her head on his lap with a blissful expression, her ear pressed against his lower abdomen, listening for any sounds.

Zhou Yan felt a chill run down his spine and kicked him away in disgust: "Damn it, stop taking advantage of me!"

Jiang Mi clutched her waist, clutching her marriage certificate, and struggled to her feet while coughing up blood: "I was legally taking advantage of someone else."

Zhou Yan looked at the bright red cover.

They finally decided to find a dark and windy night and quietly run away.

My inner rage is screaming: How did I, a perfectly straight man, become the wife of that perverted Jiang Mi?! And the kind where I'll get pregnant!

—

Zhou Yan's escape only took five minutes to alert all of Jiang Mi'an's spies planted around him.

Some suggested that Zhou Yan should be captured as soon as possible and the same trick used three years ago should be repeated.

This made him willingly jump into the cage once again.

As Jiang Mi watched his retreating figure, a smile appeared on his gloomy face.

“Baby, you want to reminisce about the past with me? Then I’ll try to win him over again.”

Moreover, only Zhou Yan knows what it's like to be a straight man...

—

Zhou Yan fled back to his hometown overnight.

The next day, Jiang Mi moved back next door.

Zhou Yan treated him coldly all day long.

Jiang Mi tried to be friendly with him despite his cold kick.

"My wife is pregnant and needs to eat more nutritious supplements, I'll feed you~"

"My wife hates housework, so I'll do it!"

"My wife's belly's so big, it's hard for her to shower. Let me help you!"

"Wife, wife, wife, wife~"

—

Zhou Yan was in a complete mess. His so-called aloof and ruthless nemesis had completely changed his personality!

But touching the growing baby in his belly, he's still definitely a straight man!

He invited an old friend to take a bath together to discuss life, ensuring he remained straight.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Mi became extremely jealous, stormed into the bathhouse, carried him home naked, and gave him a severe beating.

Five years ago, it was lucky he only had a brick; if it had been the second son, he might have been smashed to death!

Afterwards, Jiang Mi changed her usual gentle demeanor and ordered with a gloomy face: "You can do whatever you want to me, but you are not allowed to get too close to other men."

Zhou Yan hates being threatened the most: "I'll rely on you! I'll rely on you!"

So Jiang Mi said: Let's teach them a lesson! A legitimate lesson!

One day, Jiang Mi pretended to be weak and dizzy, and collapsed on the sofa, then lay down on Zhou Yan's lap.

Zhou Yan felt pressure on his lower abdomen and looked at the person on his lap who was secretly laughing.

She slapped him back: "Get out of here, I need to go to the toilet, or I'll spit in your face!"

Jiang Mi kissed his belly and shamelessly said, "Wife, is this my reward?"

Zhou Yan: ...How do I deal with my mortal enemy turning into a pervert?!