The Foolish Beauty of the 1970s Begins to Play Tricks

The profound metaphysics master opened her eyes to find herself transmigrated into a limping imbecile in the 1970s.

Her limping was from being beaten by her biological father, Old Xu the Seco...

Hit him with a stick and get him a sweet date

Hit him with a stick and get him a sweet date

Hearing Xu Wanrong's sarcastic tone, Xu Roujun hated herself for overestimating this girl's IQ.

Xu Roujun nodded with a smile on her face. "Wanrong, do you want to count it?"

After hearing this, Xu Wanrong propped her chin up with one hand, her eyes constantly looking up at the sky. "Since you're so good at fortune-telling, then tell me who I'll marry in the future? Will I be rich? Where will I live? Will I have a son?"

She is my biological sister, and she is also a beauty, so how could she have such a foolish mind?

Xu Roujun said, "You're not stupid, why do you always think about getting married to live a good life?"

Xu Wanrong pestered Xu Roujun and refused to give in: "Just tell me."

Xu Roujun: “…” After the original owner got married, she had no memory of Xu Wanrong in her mind.

If she knew who Xu Wanrong would marry in the future, she would have to pretend!

She is a celestial master, and people who ask her to tell their fortunes have to pay tribute!

It’s not okay to tell fortunes for free with just empty words.

Xu Roujun propped up her chin with one hand and said to her, "You have used up your time today, and I can only help you count if you give me tribute."

Seeing that she couldn't tell her fortune, Xu Wanrong immediately mocked Xu Roujun: "Tsk! I knew you were trying to trick me! You're even asking for tribute? Do you think you're the Bodhisattva on the incense table? I saw you tell Shulan's fortune, but you didn't ask her for tribute!"

Xu Roujun said, "She already paid yesterday."

Xu Wanrong immediately asked, "What did she give you?"

Xu Roujun tilted her head, looking thoughtful. After a while, she asked, "What did she give?"

"What did she give me?" Xu Roujun thought for a moment and said to Xu Wanrong, "Didn't I give it to you yesterday? Why are you still asking me for it?"

Xu Wanrong originally thought that her elder sister's mind had recovered, but she didn't expect that she was still confused. "When did you give me the things?

"I just gave you the things. If you return them to me, I will settle the accounts with you."

Xu Wanrong was confused by her elder sister's fabricated story. She said, "Then I won't ask you for anything. Can you calculate it for me?"

Xu Roujun: "If you don't give me good things, then forget it."

Seeing that Xu Roujun really didn't want to calculate for her, Xu Wanrong got anxious and immediately went up to Xu Roujun and pestered her: "I'm your biological sister. I haven't seen Yu Shulan give you anything, and you calculate for her! Big sister, what's wrong with you helping me calculate for me!"

As he said this, he wanted to sit on Xu Roujun's lap as he did before.

Xu Roujun saw that her legs were so high and low that they were about to be broken by this girl, so she raised her hand and pushed Xu Wanrong aside.

Xu Wanrong, who was pushed to the side, came up again.

Xu Roujun said with a look of "really, you have no other choice" "I don't have a big fortune, but I have a small fortune, do you want it?"

Xu Wanrong's eyes lit up immediately after hearing this: "What small fortune?"

Xu Roujun said, "I dreamed yesterday that someone buried a treasure under the tree next to our toilet."

Xu Wanrong didn't believe it at first.

"When did a tree appear next to our toilet..." Xu Wanrong stopped talking midway.

She saw that there was actually a camphor tree sapling as thick as her little finger growing next to the toilet.

The small tree is only about 30 centimeters tall, and it grows particularly strong next to the toilet!

"Does this count as her mother?"

Xu Roujun said confidently, "Why... doesn't this count?"

Xu Wanrong looked at Xu Roujun: "Sister, did you see what treasure was buried in your dream?"

Xu Roujun shook her head: "I don't know."

Xu Wanrong couldn't get any details, so she decided to trust the silly girl for once.

Xu Wanrong got down to work right away. She went to the woodshed, took out a shovel and started digging a hole.

She wanted to go and see whether what that fool Xu Roujun said was true or false.

After a few shovelfuls, Xu Wanrong actually dug up an iron box, which was rusted all around.

Looking at the iron box, Xu Wanrong said, "Is there really any treasure in it?"

Xu Roujun was looking at the rusty iron box and wanted to know what was inside it.

Xu Wanrong dug the hole faster and faster.

After a while, she dug out the iron box from the pit.

Xu Wanrong put the box next to her ear and shook it, and from inside came the sound of "clatter, clatter," a sound of metal colliding.

Xu Wanrong's heart began to pound. She ran to Xu Roujun excitedly and asked, "Sister, is there gold in here?"

Xu Roujun looked at the rust spots on the iron box and then at the words "malted milk" written on it. She estimated that it couldn't be that old.

Xu Roujun replied: "I don't know, I just saw someone burying it in my dream."

"Who is it?"

Xu Roujun shook her head: "I don't know."

It’s Xu Tianyi.

The original owner saw Xu Tianyi burying it, but he never said anything.

Xu Wanrong didn't care who buried it. Now that she had dug it up, it was hers.

Xu Wanrong ran quickly to the well with the box in her arms and used a brush to remove the rust around the iron box.

The rust on the surface of the iron box was quickly cleaned off. In order to prevent the contents of the box from spilling into the well, she ran away from the well.

“Click.”

The iron box was opened.

Countless glass marbles poured out of the iron box.

Xu Wanrong's originally happy mood immediately fell to the bottom. She poured out all the remaining marbles in the iron box and found a few comic books at the bottom of the box.

They are: "Soldiers of the Yang Family", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "The Biography of Yue Fei".

There was nothing below, so she opened every book, trying to find the word "great unity" in them, but unfortunately she found nothing.

She angrily threw the book to the ground and asked Xu Roujun, "Is this also a treasure?"

Xu Roujun looked at the marbles and comic books scattered on the floor and said, "Why aren't they considered treasures? Marbles can be traded for other things at a low price, and these comic books can be traded for the books you want to read."

After hearing what Xu Roujun said, Xu Wanrong looked down at the marbles scattered on the ground, and then looked at the comic books.

It is indeed worthless to her, but it is indeed valuable to some people.

Xu Wanrong immediately picked up the comic book that she had just thrown on the ground and dusted it off.

The iron box was already dirty, and she didn't want to clean it, so she simply ran into her bedroom with a few comic books.

Xu Roujun took advantage of Xu Wanrong's absence to retrieve the iron box and put it under her clothes. Then, she skillfully leaned on her cane and returned to the woodshed to stuff the iron box into the bottom layer of firewood. She then covered it with a thick layer of straw.

This iron box is what she needs most.

Xu Roujun had just hidden the iron box when she heard the sound of a broom sweeping the floor outside.

Xu Wanrong swept the colored glass marbles on the ground together, and then put them all into a bucket of water to clean the mud and sand on the surface of the marbles.

After a while, the glass marbles were cleared away and she looked around for the iron box she had discarded earlier.

After searching around for a while, she asked Xu Roujun, who was sitting at the door of the woodshed, "Sister, did you see the iron box just now?"

Xu Roujun replied, "I just saw you carrying the iron box into the house."

After hearing this, Xu Wanrong scratched her head and tried to recall: "Did I bring it into the house?"

As she spoke, she went into the house and looked around, but still couldn't find it.

"It's not in my room! Where did it go? I remember it was on the ground in the yard!"

"You really didn't see it?"

Xu Roujun shook her head. "I didn't see it."

Without the iron box, Xu Wanrong had to go back into the house to find a new container. However, all the useful containers at home were already used by the adults, so Xu Wanrong had no choice but to find a bamboo tube at the bottom of the kitchen.

After cleaning the bamboo tube inside and out, she put all the glass marbles into the bamboo tube and hid it in her bedroom.

After everything was done, she was happy again.

Xu Roujun asked: "Why are you unhappy?"

"I'm at home watching over you every day, so how can I have the time to trade things with others?"

Xu Roujun's eyes rolled slightly. "I heard Shulan say she and her mother were going to the brigade to make hemp ropes to earn work points. Why don't you send me there?"

Xu Wanrong was stunned for a moment, then she suddenly realized, "Sister, you took the initiative to talk to me! Are you okay?"

Xu Roujun looked at Xu Wanrong with a puzzled look on her face. She said, "I've always been the one taking the initiative to talk to you."

Xu Wanrong recalled what happened this morning. She remembered that her sister did not eat the sweet potatoes with dirt on them today, and her sister had just given her some advice!

Xu Roujun asked Xu Wanrong: "Have I ever been bad before?"

Xu Wanrong was stunned. Perhaps her sister's mind had really recovered after such a long time. She even forgot the previous conflict with her family.

"Well, when mom and dad come back, tell them that we're going to the brigade to make hemp ropes."

Twisting a hemp rope is a single repetitive action. Even if her sister makes a mistake, the rope will not be torn!

And she has been at home watching over her stupid sister since summer vacation.

Now the eldest sister is not only smarter, but also has the function of searching for wealth. Wouldn't it be better if I could take her sister outside and help her dig up things that can make her rich?

Xu Wanrong looked at Xu Roujun's legs and asked, "Sister, are your legs feeling better?"

Xu Roujun lowered her head and looked at her legs. She shook her head: "No, it hurts a lot when I walk a little harder."

Xu Roujun pointed at the pit that Xu Wanrong had dug and said, "After all, this is someone else's treasure. If we don't clean it up properly, the original owner will see it and will definitely look for his own things."

Xu Wanrong looked at the messy pit she had dug.

She immediately took a shovel and filled the hole she had dug earlier.

The sapling stood in the soil again. In order to prevent people from noticing that the soil had been dug, Xu Wanrong flattened the area and poured two bowls of well water on the surface.

The originally uneven soil has now become flat and settled down.

After everything was done, all Xu Wanrong thought about was exchanging those glass marbles and comic books for some of her favorite snacks, hairpins and other good things.

"It's easy for me to exchange comic books, but who should I exchange these... marbles with? This thing might belong to..." Xu Tianyi.

If she went to exchange marbles with someone, she might expose herself.

Xu Roujun glanced at Xu Wanrong and said, "Doesn't the shop owner sell marbles there?"

Xu Wanrong looked at Xu Roujun.

Xu Roujun continued, "You can trade the marbles with the boss for egg snacks. He'll definitely be willing."

Xu Wanrong's mind immediately opened up after hearing this: "Yes!"