Foolish Game of the Gods

I have two principles as a human being:

1. Never lie.

2. Never believe anything anyone says, including myself.

“Sir, I must point out that your second principle contradicts the ...

Chapter 1 Delivery

After hearing this, the doctor's smile froze and a bit of confusion appeared on his face.

To be honest, if you really have to categorize the gender of an octopus leg...

"Congratulations, ma'am. It's a...boy."

It does have a handle, and it is even a handle itself.

"Boys...boys!?"

The pregnant woman's voice rose again. Even the serious injuries could not stop her twisting and struggling. The crazy look once again climbed onto her horrible thin face covered in blood.

"Why is it a boy! Why is it a boy?! She should have been a girl! It's you! There must be something wrong with your delivery skills! It's you!! You quack!"

Perhaps feeling his mother's anger, the newborn lying in a pool of blood blinked innocently.

You know what, if you don't look at the body and only look at the eyes, she's quite cute.

The doctor looked at this ridiculous scene and shook his head and sighed:

"Ma'am, you should know that the gender of a child depends on the parents, not the doctor. Perhaps you should ask the father of the child."

"The father of the child..." The pregnant woman's eyes were confused for a moment, and then she suddenly laughed viciously.

"He's gone... I ate him... Hahaha, he's dead! That man actually wanted to be the mother of the child... He is not worthy, only I can be the mother..."

"......Uh-huh?"

"He's gone...I can't find him...Hahahaha he's gone...I'm the child's mother!"

The doctor's cpu was overloaded for a while.

However, his excellent professionalism allowed him to quickly grasp the business opportunity. He raised his eyebrows and said with a little excitement:

"If it is just a simple death, our clinic can provide you with a special service of asking the dead spirit. You still have the opportunity to ask him why your child is a boy.

However, this service may be a bit expensive.

But I think it’s all worth it for the sake of the children…”

He was selling the product with all his might, as if he would get a lot of money if the deal was successful.

Perhaps moved by the doctor's sincerity, the pregnant woman's eyes switched between viciousness and confusion several times, and finally she nodded like a zombie.

"My child, there must be an explanation. What should I do? Come on, doctor, I want to ask him!"

"Very well ma'am, first of all, please close your eyes."

Seeing the pregnant woman closing her eyes hesitantly, the doctor raised a strange smile.

He picked up the hacksaw and moved the rough teeth to her neck again.

"Then take a deep breath... Yes, that's right, very good. Tilt your head back and raise your neck a little higher. Okay, don't worry, right away..."

"Chi..."

The doctor's hands trembled.

Click...something fell.

The dirty blood splattered everywhere, leaving a beautiful cinnabar pattern on the snow-white wall.

"Um...although there was an accident, the operation went smoothly. Madam, you can go find the child's father."

The doctor sighed lightly, wiped his bloody hands casually on his white coat, and glanced at the head on the ground.

"Oh, that's scary."

He quickly kicked it away, then raised the hacksaw and turned to look at the tentacle on the patient's body.

Its big eyes were still blinking, as if it hadn't realized what was going on, or perhaps it had no cognitive ability at all.

“As I said earlier, this service is a bit expensive, and your mother hasn’t paid yet, but she may not be back for a while.

How about...you pay for her?"

Although they have no cognitive ability, newborns will instinctively struggle violently when they sense death approaching.

But in the eyes of doctors, this struggle is more like an invitation.

The more happily the fish jumps on the chopping board, the more excited the fisherman will be to chop it.

“Chi——”

The doctor pierced its body without hesitation. The new tentacles twitched in pain. In a moment, those cute big eyes completely lost their luster and became motionless.

It embraces the day of birth and also embraces death.

"Payment and goods have been paid, thank you for your patronage!"

The doctor bowed gracefully, threw away the hacksaw in his hand, and walked out of the dim room without looking back.

[Single player trial (leftovers [birth]) challenge successful]

[Rating and reward calculation in progress...]

[Player: Cheng Shi, Performance Rating: S]

[Obtain food: Finger bread (C) x5]

[Obtained food: Canned slime drink (C) x5]

[Food Obtained: Imitation Eyeball Cake (B) X1]

[Road to the Gods +0, Ladder to Audience +0] (Single-player trials do not increase scores)

[Current Road to Godhood score: 2104, global ranking:]

[Current audience ladder score: 156, destiny ranking: 74]

[Trial completed, about to exit]

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