I have two principles as a human being:
1. Never lie.
2. Never believe anything anyone says, including myself.
“Sir, I must point out that your second principle contradicts the ...
From that moment on, I, Scarlett, a Scarlet Hunter from the Death Tribe of the Natural Alliance, became the first Fool Hunter to be hailed by the civilized towers...
In order to survive, I had to pretend to have faith and force myself to act like a follower of "Foolishness" who hunts foolishness for "Foolishness"...
This is what happened. It may sound absurd, but I didn't tell a single lie. Can you find a way to rescue me?"
“…”
Cheng Shi was dumbfounded.
No, buddy, you're saying that the "Foolish Hunter"'s nickname actually came from a massive mistaken identity that delighted the entire nation!?
What is this? He who hunts fools must first be a fool himself?
Yes, this is very [stupid].
But Cheng Shi didn't rush to do anything. Instead, he frowned and asked, "Then why were you sealed in the coffin again? Were you exposed?"
“…This is not a seal.
I was originally a believer in [Death]. My blasphemy against faith kept me away from death, and I have lived for decades. However, [Foolish] believers will not have eternal life. They will die when they are old. If I continue to live, I will become an undeniable heretic.
So I figured out a way to get myself out.
After decades of building up my reputation, I had enough power, so I staged a fake death, preparing to leave this blind and foolish land after death.
However......
I never imagined they would be so fanatical in their pursuit of me. The day after I was buried, they built a shrine on my grave overnight and trapped me in this coffin!
In order to create a realistic fake death, I was already extremely weak, and this statue pressed directly on the coffin, making it impossible for me to escape! "
When he said this, Scarlett's tone was extremely aggrieved.
Even though this happened hundreds of years ago, the tone in which he recounted it was as if it happened yesterday.
"I was imprisoned for over ten days, without food or water, and almost saw the end of my life. Just when I thought the Lord had forgiven my betrayal and was about to summon me, a turning point occurred.
In my memory, the people of Redico held a flogging ceremony for the foolish under my statue.
The blood and energy emanating from the sinners gave me hope for survival, so I inhaled this blood and energy through the cracks in the coffins to stay alive. However, I didn't dare to inhale too much, for fear that these smart people would notice. So I could only inhale from time to time, and survived until now..."
“…”
Cheng Shi was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and laughed: "Your act of sucking blood and energy has become a divine gift to [Foolishness] to eliminate ignorance; and your cry for help has been interpreted as the mumbling of the statue!"
"Maybe..."
“No wonder only drunk people can hear the mumbling of the statue.
How dare you, such a coward, blatantly deceive a sober [foolish] believer!
Your plan is quite good.
What a pity, he is a bit stupid.
Of course, you are not the only stupid one, otherwise how could you have survived until now?
But I still have a question, if everything is fake, then what is this so-called divine gift that Kirshner received?"
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