I have two principles as a human being:
1. Never lie.
2. Never believe anything anyone says, including myself.
“Sir, I must point out that your second principle contradicts the ...
Emptiness, and emptiness again!
If he had not been thrown here by the God of Fun at this moment, if he had not been alive and well at this moment, Cheng Shi would even have thought that he had been intercepted by [Annihilation].
Because the void before my eyes was so empty, dark and boundless, and eternally quiet.
To be honest, when the void returns to its essence, even the most devout [Void] practitioner feels a little uncomfortable.
Although the void should be like this, when you think about this being the base camp of the God of Fun, if there is no movement or fun happening in this dark and boundless space, it simply doesn't seem like the place He rules.
As Cheng Shi thought so, he looked around nervously, wondering who wanted to summon him again.
He reviewed his relationship with the gods, and after thinking for a while, he had some vague guesses. But before he could find more evidence for his guesses, Zui Ge suddenly reminded him:
“He is coming.”
"Who?" Cheng Shi was startled instinctively, and then he saw the void where he was falling rapidly, and he himself was collapsing downwards.
The crazy feeling of weightlessness made Cheng Shi grit his teeth. This seemingly short fall distorted his senses and gave him the illusion that he was crossing eternity.
Soon he found himself falling into a completely new starry sky, and this starry sky was so familiar that he confirmed his guess in just one second.
The “He” that Brother Zui mentioned is none other than... [Time]!
but!
It's [Time] played by the God of Fun!
Because Cheng Shi returned to the platform of the cosmic clock where Lord Hour Hand was "born". The huge jade-like drooping dial and the towering hands covered with rings had not changed at all. Time still stopped and twisted here, and also flowed smoothly here.
Not only that, at the moment Cheng Shi fell, the huge pointer passed through the center of the dial again, making a crisp "click" sound, which seemed to be ringing for the universe, and also to remind a certain audience on the platform who was bending over and looking around.
Remind him: the person who summoned him is here!
From this point of view, the person who summoned the audience was naturally Cheng Shi, but as for who the audience was...
Cheng Shi's mouth corners could no longer be suppressed.
When he saw clearly that the person standing on the platform was an acrobat with an extremely familiar figure, he transformed himself and reshaped himself into an hour hand.
He didn't expect that Longjing's audience would be so soon, and he didn't expect that the God of Fun would actually directly invite him to join in the fun. It seems that He has indeed accelerated the layout of faith recently and is quickly opening up a second faith for His believers.
It’s just that if other people’s believers want to integrate a second faith, they have to see if the god of the second faith agrees. But this from God Lezi...it seems like a forced sale no matter how you look at it.
Be it forced buying or selling, as long as I am the stronger party, I will always support forced buying or selling.
Not long after, Cheng Shi landed on the ground, like a star falling from the starry sky, crashing onto the dial, exploding with the brilliance of time bending. This appearance with full effects shocked Long Jing greatly. After all, when he met another envoy, Lord Yuxi, the other party had never had such a gorgeous appearance and such a visually oppressive divine territory.
Long Jing raised his head slightly, and when he saw that the falling star had turned into a pointer, he finally understood how appropriate the name "Hour Hand" was. It turned out that "He" had not turned into a human form, but was really an hour hand!
Seeing this, the acrobat straightened his posture, forced a respectful smile on his face, and became more "respectful". At the same time, he did not hesitate to praise loudly:
“Praise [time], may the universe fall into eternity, may the years flow in a cycle, may the future evolve into the past, may all living beings be bathed in time.
Longjing, a traveler of Nothingness, a follower of Fraud, and a person who admires Time, greets the great Lord Hour Hand and brings you warm greetings from your old friend, Lord Fool.
He is doing well, and I hope you are too.”
After saying this, Long Jing suppressed his excitement and waited calmly for the other party's response.
He gave himself a score of 9 for his performance, with the remaining 1 point being to guard against pride.
However, the next second, the response from [Hour Hand] was like a basin of cold water, which completely woke up the fiery acrobat and let Long Jing know that the scoring system for this greeting was not 10 points, but... 1000 points.
"A consistent stream of falsehood and double-faced piety.
Why, did that cunning liar send you here to steal another second hand from me? "
"???"
No, what the hell! ?
Second hand?
Lord Fool stole Lord Hour Hand's second hand?
Long Jing blinked in confusion, and cold sweat instantly broke out on his forehead and back.
Oh no, sir, oh sir, you can't play tricks on people like this. Is this the kind of old friend you call him?
You're the sucker I met when I bought something for zero yuan, right?
Shouldn't you have informed me before I came? I might have licked the horse's hoof! ?
It doesn't seem right. It's just a fool's joke... If you don't make fun of fools, what's the point of a fool's joke?
Good, good, your guidance is indeed worthy of the word "stupid play"!
At this moment, Long Jing had a deeper understanding of the envoy "Yu Xi", but this sudden realization could not save himself at all, so he was very scared.
His only thought now was that the second hand stolen by Mr. Fool must not be the child of Mr. Hour Hand...
Even if he is just a prop, he still has hope of survival!
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