The God's Persona Collapsed
大神你人設崩了
一路煩花 (Yī lù fán huā)
the-gods-persona-collapsed
Entertainment Circle, School Life, Romance, Funny, For Fema...
[She is also doing this for Teacher Li’s own good, please stop talking about it]
[Can you forgive me just by saying it’s for Teacher Li’s own good?] 】
Hearing that it could stop bleeding, Li Qingning nodded and stared at his fingers in amazement.
"What is this? Can it stop bleeding? It won't affect the healing of Teacher Li's wound, right?" Beside him, Sheng Jun was looking at Li Qingning's hand. With her camera, she could clearly capture Li Qingning's hand.
His wound was covered by a ball of fluff held by Meng Fu, so it was difficult to see the wound clearly, and the director did not move the camera away.
"This is the hair from the root of the golden dogwood plant of the fern family. Its scientific name is Cibotium chinensis. It is a good hemostatic medicine," Meng Fu looked at Li Qingning's hand and explained to him very patiently, "Teacher Li's hand is bleeding too much. A band-aid may not stop the bleeding. I will use this as an emergency measure."
If Meng Fu talked about some other things about astronomy and geography, Li Qingning might be able to join in the conversation, but he didn't understand anything about what she was talking about.
He looked down at his fingers and was shocked to find that the fingers that had been bleeding just now were no longer bleeding.
He raised his hand and put it in front of the camera in surprise, "It really isn't bleeding anymore!"
The barrage was stunned for a moment.
...
...
[Golden retriever?] Isn't it a dog? 】
While Meng Fu was speaking, someone split the screen and searched on Baidu, and found that what Meng Fu was talking about was indeed a Chinese herbal medicine: [Meng Fu is right, this Chinese herbal medicine does stop bleeding. Look, it's the sickle-shaped leaf about ten meters behind her, with serrated teeth, that's the golden retriever. 】
[Wow, that’s awesome!] 】
[Can you please stop arguing? Meng Fu grew up in the mountains. It’s not surprising that she knows some herbs that can stop bleeding, right? 】
[Suddenly I felt that Meng Fu knew a lot. If it were me, I would definitely not know. 】
[What do you mean she knows a lot? Maybe that’s just the character created by the production team. This kind of variety show is just for watching. 】
[Is there anything wrong with the barrage Ning in front? ? ? The character created by the program team, how shameless must the program team be to let Teacher Li get hurt to establish Meng Fu’s character. Did you see that all the staff were panicked just now? 】
[The character of your master as a talented painter in the last issue has collapsed. Please don’t bring bad things to your master by using your own ID anymore. 】
There is still noise on the barrage.
Meng Fu was not surprised at all that Li Qingning's wound had stopped bleeding. She said "hmm", her expression still calm, "Teacher Li, your hand is injured, so this is all I can do. Leave your portion to me."
"No need, I'll take care of Teacher Li's share." Che Shao also came back to his senses. He looked at Li Qingning's fingers in wonder, and then spoke quickly. As a man, how could he back down at this time?
Meng Fu glanced at him and paused, "Finish your share of rapeseed first."
Che Shao: “…”
As the two were talking, Li Qingning waved his hand, "It's just my hand that's injured, it's not like I can't move, I can still continue to work."
As he said this, the director was holding up a sign with Heizi's name written on it - [Teacher Li, we'll take you to get a tetanus shot. 】
Li Qingning's hand was cut by a sickle, and the director team was worried if he didn't get a tetanus shot.
Meng Fu also saw it. She picked up the sickle and wanted to say that there was no need for an injection. After thinking about it, she did not stop the director team and helped persuade Li Qingning, "Teacher Li, go to the health center first. When you come back, we will have finished processing the rapeseed. If you feel bad, you can come back to cook and we can help you."
Li Qingning felt that his hand was fine, but he couldn't persuade them. After thinking about it, he decided to go outside with the director to get a tetanus shot.
Wanmin Village is really a bit remote.
It takes two hours to go to the town’s health center and back.
The director team has already checked the route.
Li Qingning felt that it was a bit far, so he didn't get in the car right away. He just stayed by the car, refusing to leave, and discussed with the director, "Director, can you ask the villagers if there is a place closer, a small clinic will do, but it's too far to go back and forth, and my child is still in the field, I can't bear it, director, are you so cruel to separate our blood relationship?"
Director: "...Mr. Li, your split screen is still live."
Li Qingning crossed his arms over his chest. He looked at the live camera and seemed to be quite confident. "Dear viewers, do you think I am doing the right thing?"
[Fuck, hahahaha this is amazing, it’s only been one episode and Teacher Li has been fooled by Meng Fu]
[Yes, yes, yes, you are Teacher Li, everything you say is right]
[Director team, can you still bear it! ! 】
[hhhhh Director, please help ask! 】
[I laughed so hard my brothers]
"Give me the camera, I'll ask." Li Qingning took the camera from one side of the photographer and pointed it at the other side. "There are several older women over there. I'll go ask her."
As he said that, he walked towards the older sister at the entrance of the village.
This lady was probably around 40 or 50 years old. She was wearing a floral apron and holding an iron basin filled with rice. She was chatting with someone under a sweet-scented osmanthus tree.
When they saw the camera, these people were not afraid of it at all. Instead, they looked at it curiously. They all made way for it and enthusiastically invited Li Qingning to sit down.
Seeing that they all wanted to be on camera, Li Qingning gave all the cameras to them.
"Big sister, you're welcome. I don't want to sit down. I just came to ask if there is a clinic nearby? I want to get a tetanus shot." Li Qingning stated her purpose and explained her finger injury.
Several enthusiastic older sisters immediately looked at his hands.
Then he chattered away, trying to speak Mandarin, but still with some local accent.
"It's just a minor injury, it's okay," the eldest sister looked at Li Qingning's wound and replied directly, "Aren't you living in Meng Wazi's house? Just let her take care of it for you."
Li Qingning was stunned for a moment, and asked in surprise: "Looking for her?"
Not only Li Qingning was surprised, but even the audience watching the split screen were surprised.
Seeing the surprised expressions of Li Qingning and the director team, the elder sister who was speaking explained to Li Qingning, "Yes, just go find her. She can't even treat this kind of minor injury. Before, our old man fell and was injured, and the town's health center didn't dare to admit him. If it weren't for her, we don't know what to do with our old man."
Li Qingning heard something. When Meng Fu calmly explained Cibotium japonicum, he had guessed, "Did Meng Fu study medicine?"
"Yes, I learned from her master, and also from the Taoist priest on the mountain..."
[This... is too exaggerated. These villagers should have been arranged by the director team, right? 】
[Okay, Teacher Li, let’s go quickly and don’t waste time. 】
[The villagers have never seen the world, and they are treated as gods just because they know a little about medicinal herbs. 】
The director read through the comments: "..."
He glanced at Li Qingning and was surprised by what the villagers said. He planned to ask Zhao Fan later, but for now he decided to persuade Li Qingning to get the injection.
After all, the live broadcast was going on. If Li Qingning really didn't get the injection, it would be troublesome when Li Qingning's team came to find him.
"I'll take you to the town hospital." The eldest sister volunteered.
Li Qingning was also very happy and discussed gossip with her elder sister all the way. It took an hour to get to the town's health center.
The doctor who treated Li Qingning was an old doctor. He wore glasses and was quite cold. After taking a look at Li Qingning's wound, he told them that Li Qingning's wound was shallow and did not need an injection.
The live broadcast audience was now anxious.
What’s wrong with this doctor? 】
The older sister behind Li Qingning came out, seemingly not surprised, and said directly: "Dean Liu, this is Meng Fu's guest. Meng Fu asked him to come."