"He lives in the headlines."
"He is the lucky charm; kiss him, and you'll score."
"His life is like a cheat code; he is the first person to win the Golden Boot a...
In the VIP box, Prince William stood up and applauded, smiling very happily.
The Italian commentator analyzed the goal by looking at the replay and gave it a very high evaluation: "A familiar lob! Same position! Same action! It reminds me of our eternal prince Roberto Baggio!"
He looked at the close-up and suddenly said something shocking: "With such an excellent sense of smell for the door, is he from England? His eyes, oh, are blue, and his hair is not blond. He looks more like someone from southern Europe."
The curious Italian media thought of the same thing as him. This Englishman who didn't look like an Englishman broke through Italy's goal at the start!
He is very good, and he reminds people of the former England captain, the idol David Beckham, but unlike Beckham's dazzling blond hair, his hair color is obviously not English.
Hey! Such an outstanding person might have some connection with Italy!
Didn’t you see that his previous shot and dribbling move were eerily similar to that of Italian legend Roberto Baggio?
Such smart people are a specialty of Italy! (?)
They were relatively unfamiliar with Alvin, but that did not stop them from looking for information. The media were always happy to dig up gossip, and this nature knew no national boundaries.
However, the media did not obtain any specific information about Ivan's parents. Except for himself and his grandmother who had appeared in the stands before, everyone else was very mysterious.
The Sun found inspiration from its Italian counterparts and while the game was still going on, a comparison picture between Ivan and Baggio was circulated on the Internet.
Their face shapes are quite similar, their facial features are both delicate, their hair colors are similar and they are both curly, and most importantly, their eye colors are exactly the same.
It should be said that most Italians have blue eyes.
Fans who didn't go to Italy to watch the game got angry when they saw these rumors.
Irving is English! What does The Sun want to say by publishing these news? Are you trying to say that Alvin is actually Italian? !
What's so strange about blue eyes! There are also many people in England with blue eyes! If I have to mention one, our local star Jude Law also has blue eyes!
A wave of discussion started on Twitter, but of course, the people who were concentrating on the game didn’t know about it at that time.
Pirlo re-examined his opponent, the opponent's high-quality goal made the Italian players eager to try.
Rooney grabbed Ivan's shoulder and said, "Ivan, there's still so much time left in the game. How about passing me a few more balls?"
Ivan nodded: "Okay, I'll pass it to you when I get a chance."
They didn't find this opportunity for the time being. The Italian team represented by Pirlo is very strong. When Rooney had another chance to talk to Ivan, Italy got a free kick.
There is no doubt that Pirlo took the penalty.
Joe Hart shouted loudly to adjust his teammates' positions, asking them to move so as not to block his sight. The young man was very nervous and his gloved palms were sweating.
Alvin did not join the large group that formed the human wall. He stood outside the human wall, responsible for being ready to counterattack at any time.
Pirlo stood at the free kick penalty spot, bleary-eyed.
Because he always has droopy eyelids and looks sleepy, fans call him "Sleepyhead".
But after being used as a backdrop for countless free kicks, no one dared to regard him as listless.
#ScoringScoresSeries
The referee's whistle sounded.
Pirlo kicked the ball, it was a direct free kick, he kicked the ball with the inside of his foot, it should have rotated inwards, but the ball rotated outwards instead.
In other words, Pirlo clearly touched the ball with his right foot and rubbed it to the left, but the ball turned and went to the right after it flew out.
The trajectory of this kind of ball is erratic, which is what goalkeepers fear the most.
So, Joe Hart, who had just become the goalkeeper of the national team, gloriously joined the army of background boards.
"Pirlo's falling leaf ball reappears! Oh! Joe Hart even misjudged the direction, he dived to the left!" The commentator's voice sounded.
After kicking the ball, Pirlo raised his eyelids to confirm that the ball had indeed gone in, and finally opened his eyes wide to celebrate.
...It looks like a random kick.
“…”
#If Heaven Has Feelings, It Will Also Grow Old. I saw Hartmon kick me.
Hart squatted on the ground, his eyes full of confusion.
#Mom, these midfields are so scary, I want to go home.
The England defenders nearest to him tapped him on the shoulders and pulled him to his feet.
#No you don't want to.
The young man finally overcame his psychological shadow and stood up. At that time he didn't know that he would have many more such shadows in the future.
Pirlo's kick was just the beginning.
This time it was England's turn to kick off. Rooney bumped into Ivan to remind him not to forget to make a pass for himself.
Therefore, in the 30 minutes of the first half of the game, Italy's Pirlo organized Italy's attack in various ways, while England's Irving kept passing the ball to Rooney.
Both sides scored, but no one scored. This situation continued until the end of the first half, and the score was still 1-1.
After Ivan passed the ball to Rooney for the fifth time and Rooney missed it, even Lampard couldn't stand it anymore.
Lampard found an opportunity to remind Rooney to look at the coaching bench.
Capello crossed his arms and had a blank expression on his face, and it was unclear whether he was happy or unhappy.
However, you are too reckless and may be easily replaced by the coach.
Rooney, who was enjoying the slap shot very much, suddenly felt refreshed and quickly cheered himself up.
So, in the last few seconds of the game, Rooney finally scored a goal thanks to Ivan's tireless passing.
"Goooooooooooooooal!!! In the 45th minute of the game, Ivan made a cross to assist Rooney, and the ball went in! England 2-1 Italy!"
Fat Lu was very proud. He and Ivan just didn't have a lot of tacit understanding. Look, it went in.
Lennon on the right complained silently, "You've wasted a lot of time. Even though the opponent's defense is reinforced concrete, there was one time when Ivan ran to the goalkeeper and was just one step away from the final shot. He attracted everyone's attention."
Everyone thought he was going to shoot, but he bumped his heel into you!
That’s fine, the goalkeeper was knocked down by Ivan’s posture, and you were facing an empty goal, and it was still a miss!
Do you believe that Heskey can score a goal even if he comes?
Heskey is the fodder for jokes; he is the worst national team striker in the world at scoring goals.
Rooney didn't care. It felt so good to receive the ball so comfortably that he ran over to celebrate with Alvin.
Alvin was standing not far away, as if waiting for him.
Rooney was very touched. Where can you find such a friend?
He ran up to Ivan and prepared to give him a bear hug.
Unexpectedly, Ivan was faster than him. He took advantage of the situation to release the force, and Rooney hugged empty air. Soon he felt something was wrong.
What's going on? ! Why did I lie down? ! I was still lying on Evan's lap!
“Bang!”
Oh shit!
Seeing this scene, the teammates who ran over to celebrate were stunned, and the Italian players were also stunned.
Ivan pressed Rooney, the person he assisted, on his thigh, then raised his hand and slapped Rooney on the butt!
Then he seemed unsatisfied and started rubbing Rooney's face.
Rooney struggled, his face was deformed, and he couldn't speak clearly: "Fuck! Alvin, shake me off!!"
Ivan grunted and hit again, of course he didn't use much force, this time it was the leg that scored the goal.
Everyone in Italy and England: "..."
The referee who just blew the whistle on a goal was: “…”
He thought about it and realized that the two people were on the same team. That was great, so he didn't need to take out his cards.
The England players looked at each other and finally chose to ignore the struggling Rooney.
To be honest, we couldn't bear to watch your performance just now. Please accept my condolences, Lu Xiaopang, and learn from this lesson.
Joe Hart jumped up to celebrate alone, and when he saw Ivan's actions, he became even more panicked.
Will the boss spank you if you don’t perform well? QAQ
The camera captured this scene and also captured Prince William standing up and applauding.
…Irving spanked Rooney and Prince William applauded.
The English and Italian fans in front of the TV were laughing like crazy.
England fans are already very good at recording animated gifs.
【Xiao Tiantian: Beating Lu Xiaopang angrily.gif】
[Sweetheart: Hit my teammates hard! .gif】
[If you don't play football well, you will be spanked by your male god series]
Prince William: I don't really understand you players
The TV couldn't help but replay Ivan's imaginative pass just now:
Marchetti attacked, trying to take the ball away from Ivan's feet. Facing the goalkeeper's save and Cannavaro's sliding tackle, Ivan twisted his ankle and passed the ball blindly to Rooney behind him.
The potato-like boy probably didn't react in time. He was stunned for a second after catching the ball, and then he missed the shot.
He missed.
Missed the target.
It’s off.
.
…
Andy: "Well...it's a pity about this ball. No wonder Ivan wanted to vent. Hahahaha."
This way of making cakes is at the nanny level. Andy touched his beer belly and felt that he could make it if he was allowed to do it.
Richard: "Yes, from a probability perspective, it's more difficult for that ball not to go in than to go in."
Cannavaro scratched his head and shrugged at Pirlo, thinking that the young people are really formidable.
Damn, his passing is extremely accurate, his shooting sense is first-rate, and his awareness is advanced. If he can do these three things, he will be a deadly weapon even if he just stands there!
England's No. 29 stayed on the left side throughout the game and didn't move!
The opposing team looked solemn as they watched his performance. Originally, they had heard that Ivan would inject fresh blood into England's midfield, but unexpectedly, the opponent showed the characteristics of a pass-rushing striker.
This is not the end yet. If this is the case, we just need to kill him and it will be over. The problem is that he is also accurate in passing the ball!
If you don't let him shoot, he still has teammates!
The teaching assistants made another note in their notebooks.
Footwork√
Awareness√
Pass the ball√
Free kick?
Positioning?
speed?
…
During the half-time break, Rooney couldn't get angry because of the serious Capello's presence.
He glared at Alvin fiercely (with grievance), and that little look seemed to say to Alvin, let's wait and see after school.
Second half.
The team was still thinking about how to deal with this surprise weapon, Ivan, and they will soon have another opportunity to see Ivan's free kick skills.
England had a direct free kick, and Pirlo discussed with his teammate De Rossi that since the ball was blocked, they would launch an attack.
In front of the penalty spot, Ivan and Lampard stood on the left and right.
The Italian players forming the human wall couldn't help but feel a little nervous. Normally, Lampard is the first free kick taker in England, but that guy called Alvin also stepped up!
...I heard that No. 29 is also very good at free kicks? !
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