On the plane, everyone had just taken their seats.

The plane hasn't taken off yet, and the fans outside the window are still seeing off their heroes.

At this time, Vidic came over with a complicated expression on his face.

Vidic: "Look, Ivan! You're on the headlines again!"

"What, what?" Several people who were nearby came over.

【shock! Is England's sweetheart facing the same baldness crisis ten years later? ! 】

Ivan: “…”

#The hand that clicked the link trembled slightly

[I heard that Ivan’s father’s background is a mystery? The Sun reported that Irving's eye and hair colors were very un-Englandish, so the poster went looking for evidence, but he unexpectedly discovered something even more terrifying!

Nothing more to say, here are the pictures first!

[Prince William's hairline comparison photo]

[Rooney's hairline comparison photo]

[Comparison photos of Beckham's hairline]

[Comparison photos of Jude Law's hairline]

[A beautiful photo of Ivan Xiaotiantian]

OK, what do you think after looking at the pictures?

In the 21st century, there is a brand new hairstyle called "English hair".

Let’s not talk about how handsome and handsome Prince William, the spokesperson for the UK’s national hairline, was when he was in school. Let’s just say that I’m a fan of Jude Law. I worry about my English rose’s hair every year…

You can see from the comparison photos that when the owner of the photo posted by the poster was young, we had no worries about his hair, but now...

I heard that the baldness gene comes from the father's side, which means whether the England sweetheart's hairline will be in danger in the future depends on his father. So now the question is, who is Ivan's father? The poster searched on Google but found no information. Does any powerful netizen have any information? The poster wants peace of mind! ]

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[The Sun has already secretly investigated and the details of Evan’s father remain a mystery. ]

[How can a good man give birth to a little boy god like Alvin? I think he is definitely a male god! ]

[All I know is that Alvin's parents are British, nothing else. I always feel that Xiao Tiantian comes from a noble family. This is what her temperament tells me. ]

[If Ivan's father is English and he is bald, then I would rather his father is really Italian... #狗头保命]

[That makes sense, at least Baggio isn’t bald! And handsome too! ]

Rooney was furious: "Just talk about Ivan, why bring me along!"

"Hahahaha Wayne you should face the reality."

Ferdinand was dissatisfied: "Is there anything wrong with David's hairline? I think he has a lot of hair."

Beckham, who was sitting not far from them, heard them talking about himself: "..."

He stroked his hair very seriously. Although he could not play football due to an Achilles tendon injury, Capello still included him in the list of coaches going to the World Cup in South Africa.

For this reason, he specially got his hair done before coming, but he didn't expect to be dissed at the very beginning.

Several people were making a fuss. The journey would last more than ten hours, and if they didn't make a fuss now, they would be dead.

They were on a chartered flight, so the planes were separated from each other, and they had to walk a long way to get together.

They didn't calm down until the pretty stewardess came over and asked them to sit down.

Ivan did not participate in their conversation at all. His eyes fell on the word "Dad" and his mouth was pursed into a straight line.

He finally closed the tweet and wanted to close his eyes and rest for a while, but his phone vibrated and he received a text message from the person far away in Portugal.

Looking at the caring greetings above, Alvin carefully read each word again, and the corners of his mouth curled up without him even noticing.

After a long journey from the high latitudes of the northern hemisphere to the high latitudes of the southern hemisphere, everyone was very tired after getting off the plane.

Unlike other teams that would interact with local people after getting off the plane, the England national team was immediately escorted by several police cars until they were safely delivered to the hotel.

The reason they received such special treatment was that... they were in the same group as the United States, and the al-Qaeda terrorist organization had loudly declared that they would take "relevant measures" in the match between Britain and the United States, so the England team was protected early on.

"Americans are terrible," Rooney perked up after getting off the plane. "The boss gave us a few days to relax. Where should we go?"

Defoe and Lennon sighed, "It feels like there will be a lot of people following us wherever we go."

Terry kept moving the Google Map in his hand: "When you come to Africa, you must go to see animals. I just saw a good zoo, and there are also horse farms and other entertainment facilities. There are quite a lot of them."

The whole team agreed, and then they met many like-minded people in the zoo.

A rough count shows that there are Portuguese, German...

As soon as the teams met, they immediately suspected that they had chosen the wrong date according to the lunar calendar.

"And Brazil, wow, I see the guy over there, he looks so familiar, damn, Messi!" Vidic whistled, it was so cool, Brazil and Argentina collided with each other.

Come to think of it, they are not unlucky either. Who are they running into? Their old rival Germany. In the round of 16, they are likely to face Portugal and Brazil...

Fat Lu was not panicked at all. He said: "What am I afraid of? Will there be a fight? I'm not afraid of a fight."

Joe Hart: “…”

Fat Lu: "What do you think, Alvin?"

The English sweetheart gave him a look without giving him a second thought: "I think we need to move faster."

Everyone:? ? ?

Ivan pointed to the horse farm across the street: "First come, first served. What do you think?"

Everyone was shocked. Yes, they must be here to ride horses. If they are late, they will have to queue!

Brothers, charge!

The World Cup is inside!

Run away!

The other teams saw a group of English people running into the racecourse first.

Ozil was splashed in the face by the blown sand. He felt sand in his eyes and his eyes were immediately filled with tears.

He flushed his eyes with water and said to Muller beside him: "Are those people from England?!"

#Are they the ones who play happy football? ! Rude! Too much!

Young Wife: Tears in My Eyes.jpg

Mueller said with concern: "Yes, it's Ivan who I told you about. He is a good person. He was also in that team just now."

He handed Ozil some water and said, "Are you okay? I still have some water."

The young wife said in a muffled voice: "No thanks, I heard that Africa is short of water, let's not waste water."

#Big eyes, a lot of sand gets in QAQ

The English, who were in the lead, occupied a good position. There was a lot of space in the stable and there were many horses, but at least they could choose their horses first.

The staff at the horse farm spoke poor English and their accents were difficult to discern, making communication with them extremely painful.

A group of people got on the horses with the help of the staff. The staff gestured to them and told them that those who knew how to ride could ride by themselves, but they had to pay attention to the range and not run too fast or too far.

Most people are still not very good at it, and they need staff.

"Any of you are good at riding horses? Teach us." Rooney picked a horse with very smooth fur, and he couldn't wait.

Joe Hart had just sat firmly on the horse and was breathing a sigh of relief when he saw the people next to him rushing out.

Joe Hart: ? ? ?

Rooney turned around: "What the hell, Ivan?!"

His first reaction was: "Ivan won't play with us again!"

Everyone: “…”

Ivan came back after riding around. He seemed to have heard someone say that he was not allowed to play. He stretched out his hand to Rooney and said, "Come on, I'll play with you."

Ivan thought about it and added: "I will give you happiness."

“…”

Irvin and the staff confirmed that one horse could carry two people, so he moved back to make room for Rooney.

At this time, several other teams had arrived. They watched Rooney climb onto the horse, and on the horse sat England's No. 29, who has been a hot topic recently.

"Hold on tight, Wayne." Rooney wasn't ready yet, and Irving squeezed the horse's back. Fatty Rooney's shout immediately resounded throughout the racecourse: "Fuck Irving, slow down!!!"

“…”

Portugal's top player Cristiano Ronaldo just stepped in, and his expression immediately became the same as others, such as Muller.

Muller was very excited: "Are there any more horses? Are there any more horses? I want to ride one too!" He also wanted to play with Alvin!

Mueller, who has a dog and a horse at home, said he is very good at riding a horse and he must show off his skills to everyone.

Quaresma put one hand on Ronaldo: "Let's go, let's go too~"

Luo Xiaoxiao stared at the two people riding on the same horse, her eyes full of envy.

Fat Lu, who was envied by him, came down lightly. When he saw his acquaintance, he immediately called out, "Cris! Do you want to feel happiness with Ivan? Come on, come on, I can't stand it anymore..."

What the hell is feeling happy? !

Everyone thought Ronaldo would refuse coldly, but unexpectedly he agreed very readily. Then everyone thought that the Portuguese was a scheming boy. The number of horses was limited, and not everyone could ride, so the rest of the people could only queue up to ride.

Since I don’t know how to ride anyway, wouldn’t it be a great idea to have someone I know take me for a ride?

After the round, people got off. The feeling of riding a horse is really not good for people who are not used to riding. It will be uncomfortable if you ride faster.

A reporter who was with the team watched the whole process. He interviewed the players who got off the horse and suddenly got inspired. He asked, "Are you happy?"

The players interviewed said they were not very happy, but of course there are definitely happy people. Look at the two people riding horses together. They have been running a few laps and still feel unsatisfied.

The reporter was directed to look over there...

The two people who seemed very happy in the eyes of everyone were riding on horses at this time, but they were not so harmonious.

Ronaldo: "Ivan, I want to sit in the back."

Ivan: "Isn't it the same if I sit in the front?"

C Ronaldo: "No, I just want to sit behind you."

Ivan: "Trust me, if you sit behind me you won't be able to see the front."

C Ronaldo:? ? ?

What happens when a Portuguese man, whose official height is 185cm but is actually 2 or 3cm shorter, meets an Englishman whose actual height is 186cm and may even be taller?

The Portuguese was very dissatisfied, but he was in the wrong, so he had to keep silent to show his unhappiness.

It's hard to say that riding on a horse is comfortable, and there are two people squeezed on it, so some friction is inevitable.

Ivan finally couldn't stand it anymore: "Don't move."

“…” Both of them froze at the same time.

When they returned to the original place, Rooney, who had recovered, looked at the two of them strangely.

"What's wrong with you?"

The two people had different expressions. The Portuguese man's face was a little red. Seeing everyone looking at him, he pretended to be fine. As for Ivan...

Ivan looked a little strange, as if he was holding back something. He turned around and asked the staff, "Excuse me, where is the restroom?"

There was nothing wrong with this originally, including when Ronaldo followed him to the bathroom, no one noticed anything wrong.

In the simple bathroom, Alvin scooped up some clean water and buried his face in it, trying to calm the sparks that had been created.

A familiar figure appeared behind him.

The culprit who had just caused him to spark was right in front of him, and even someone as generous as Ivan couldn't help feeling embarrassed.

It didn't seem appropriate to exchange pleasantries in the bathroom, and he felt that the tension in a certain position wouldn't go away anytime soon.

The two men looked at each other in silence until Alvin stood up and felt a little better, then he half turned away.

The posture was a bit awkward, but Alvin didn't want to face the other person directly, as it seemed a bit impolite.

He thought Ronaldo was going to the toilet, but the Portuguese hesitated for a long time and said to him hesitantly and excitedly: "Do you need my help? Just like you helped me last time."

As he spoke, his eyes lit up.

Ivan stopped wiping his face and looked at Ronaldo, wanting to make sure if he was serious.

The other person smiled sincerely, with a look that said you don't have to be polite.

Ivan's eyes stopped at the obsidian earrings he was wearing, which he had given him as a gift: "You can't find that acupuncture point."

The Portuguese looked around, and suddenly and decisively pulled Ivan outside to a more secluded corner. He said sincerely, "No, just tell me where it is. I know it's hard for me to do it to myself, so this little favor is what I should do as a friend."

Perhaps it was the shadows of the grove that made the daytime seem more hidden, and the people in the grove felt a little dizzy under such light.

Alvin: “…” He stretched out his hand and tried to push the Portuguese away. The distance was too close and made him feel uncomfortable.

But a hand held him down, and he heard the Portuguese's confused and pious voice: "I made you react, so I have a responsibility. I should... help you?"

Ronaldo expressed his thoughts in a random manner, and after he finished speaking he almost felt like he might be crazy.

--It was me who made you react. Ivan bumped into a pair of dark eyes with a hint of light brown. Their eyelashes were long and thick. At this moment, they were motionless, stubbornly showing their eager eyes completely in front of people.

"Let me help you?" The voice was getting closer and closer. The hot breath sprayed on Ivan's face intermittently along with the words of the person in front of him. "I can help you."

It was not in Ronaldo's character to say things halfway, so he just gritted his teeth and finished what he said.

The approach was too intense, the Portuguese's emotions were almost written on his expression, his eyes blatantly telling his true thoughts.

If he still doesn't realize that something is wrong at this time, then he is not Alvin, who requires himself to be calm and rational at all times.

Ivan closed his eyes. This was not friendship, nor was it a closer brotherhood. He would never be like this with any of his teammates.

He reacted when he was rubbed... This was both normal and abnormal. When I think of my reaction every time the other person sends me a message, I am mostly very happy.

Like the last time, before the plane took off.

My mind is a little confused.

Alvin took a deep breath, and at the same time he realized that he did not reject the other person's approach.

He tried hard to clear his mind, but his physiological reactions still prevented him from thinking seriously.

Human hormonal reactions are always strange, as if something inexplicable takes root and sprouts under the catalysis of an opportunity.

However, no matter what, this is obviously not the time to talk about it. The opening of the World Cup is just around the corner, and both the Portuguese and he should focus on it.

He turned his face slightly to avoid the other person's intense gaze.

Noticing his evasion, the Portuguese, who had mustered up all his courage and taken a gamble out of impulsiveness, dimmed his eyes.

He almost immediately thought of the worst possible outcome between them.

From now on, we are strangers, treating each other coldly when we meet, and being friends is just a delusion.

I was really too anxious...

Until he heard Alvin speak.

Ivan's tone was a bit teasing and helpless: "Is this why you gave me a Ferrari?"

"I..." Ronaldo stood there in a daze. Ivan didn't rush to push him away, but he obviously knew what he meant. What did this sentence mean now?

Ivan's lower body is still energetic. It didn't disappear even after such a big movement. Does that mean?

Ivan closed his eyes and leaned down slightly to make himself look less embarrassed: "Did you get the World Cup, Cris?"

You didn't win the World Cup, nor were you eliminated and went home, but you've already started thinking about these irrelevant things?

However, the other party obviously didn't think so. The Portuguese was still looking at him stubbornly.

"I'm not sure, and I can't tell you anything clear right away, but you shouldn't think about these things now. If I understand you correctly." Ivan had to dissuade him palely.

Afterwards, Alvin thought about it and felt incredible. When he noticed that the other party had inappropriate thoughts, why was his first reaction not to stop him?

The breathing of both of them stopped at the same time. They looked deeply into each other's eyes. The atmosphere was a little difficult to describe, as if they were possessed by a demon at the same time. Otherwise, how to explain the brain waves that failed to control the body movements in time even though they were not drunk and were very sober?

Until softness covered softness, each other's breath blended, and the kiss was just a light taste, but it was like tasting the best wine, and the person who took the initiative was drunk in those ocean-like deep blue eyes.

He really didn't reject it, really not!

Alvin watched the other person's eyes fill with ecstasy, and then he realized the consequences of his momentary hesitation.

"Cris!"

The Portuguese stopped him from continuing. He put his hand on Ivan's lips and said, "Shh."

His voice was breathless: "You are right, we should focus on the game."

Irving heard him say: "Don't rush to give me an answer, we have a whole World Cup."

"Promise me that if we meet Portugal, you will give it your all."

The author has something to say: I have to get up early tomorrow to write! ! ! There is no atmosphere for writing at home! ! ! We agreed to have sex! ! !

Author (handing over the microphone): The World Cup is coming soon, and you are going to meet Alvin. Do you have anything to say to him?

Ozil (big red eyes): He just splashed sand all over my face when he was riding with Ronaldo...

Ramos: Is it possible for Sese to meet England? If so, can Alvin help intimidate the referee?

Messi: I just wanted to say hello to Alvin, but he was sticking with that Portuguese guy the whole time and looked unhappy.

Joe Hart & Rooney: QAQ We agreed to come out and relax, but Alvin showed us love the whole time!

Mueller: I can ride a horse, but I'm not very good at it. I wanted to ask Irwin for advice, but I didn't expect...

Luo Xiaoxiao (pervert face): Can we be together after the World Cup is over?

Everyone: →_→If you use the Hercules Cup as a betrothal gift, will Alvin consider it?

Marcelo (gloating): Are you ready to fight twenty on your own, Cris?

Luo Xiaoxiao: ...I will try my best.

Kaka: But we might meet Alvin in the first knockout round.

Luo Xiaoxiao: ...

Alvin: If you can’t afford the betrothal gift, then you can pay the dowry.

Luo Xiaoxiao: ...

Author: Don’t worry about it, whoever wins will pay the betrothal gift!

Buffon: I am optimistic about Ivan.

Cannavaro: The young man who shot you in the face?

Buffon: …

Ibrahimovic suddenly appeared: China cannot win the World Cup without Zlatan, and Zlatan will be very disappointed.

Cassie’s father: Let me envy England’s goalkeeper again. His name is Joe Hart, right?

Joe Hart: Why should Cassie envy me? Trembling under the light of the boss.jpg

Everyone's eyes lit up: I heard that if they encounter a kick from Hartmon, the probability of scoring a goal is very high!

Joe Hart: …