[Double Male Protagonists, 1v1, ABO, Double Clean, Funny, Sweet and Refreshing Story]. Xu Wang is a famous village bully. Recently, he fell in love with a novel. It was an ABO novel, but that was n...
Chapter 137 Don't miss it!
The market was bustling with people. Looking at the diverse crowd in front of her, Xia Yu felt her social anxiety was about to flare up. What should she do now? How should she sell the fruit? And how should she price it?
Hou Yunqi quietly arranged the fruit on his stall and waited for someone to come and buy it.
Yunxi and Jiang Xiubai, two people with extremely strong personalities, became unusually reserved, standing close to the wall behind them.
"you go."
"I'm not going, you go."
The two nudged each other with their arms, but neither of them stepped forward.
Just as Jiang Xiubai was about to continue stalling, someone suddenly reached out and gently tugged at the hem of his clothes.
Jiang Xiubai subconsciously turned his head, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw Yunxi clasping her hands together in front of him: "Good brother, you are the best, please please."
Jiang Xiubai's face instantly turned as red as a kettle that had just boiled water, steaming up.
"Okay, I'll give it a try." Jiang Xiubai turned her head and covered her face. This kid only knows this one trick.
Jiang Xiubai squatted down, picked up a mango in front of him, and after a long mental preparation, he finally managed to whisper, "Want some fruit?"
Jiang Xiubai spoke in an extremely soft voice; if it weren't for the microphone in his collar, the viewers in the live stream probably wouldn't have heard him.
—A crow flew by, cawing—
Jiang Xiubai's expression froze. Did anyone stop? Okay, no one did.
Ugh, I guess I'm still no good!
Jiang Xiubai turned around, her face flushed, and squatted down to cover her face.
Yunxi squatted down beside him, reached out and patted his shoulder comfortingly, "Don't be sad. You can't do it, and neither can I. We're all the same, so there's no need to be sad."
The cameraman, carrying his camera, squatted down in front of the two of them. "Teachers, could we perhaps get up first? It's really not comfortable squatting like this."
[Haha, Jiang Xiubai, how can you be so funny?]
[In a corner, Jiang Xiubai gently shattered.]
[Jiang Xiubai bristles: Do you know how much courage it took for me to shout those words just now?]
[Haha, if my phone volume hadn't been turned up to the maximum, I probably wouldn't have heard it at all, let alone at the venue.]
[Me too, I almost missed it (eating melon seeds).]
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Gu Yunlan and Qin Huai's situation was even more suspicious. Qin Huai was wearing a white shirt, black suit pants, and gold-rimmed glasses. He didn't look like someone who came to sell fruit; instead, he looked like a big boss who came to buy fruit.
As soon as Qin Huai stood on his stall, he was surrounded by a group of fruit vendors.
Qin Huai subconsciously took two steps back. Wait, what's going on?
"Boss, look at my peaches, they're crisp, sweet, and delicious, and the price is very cheap..."
"Boss, look at my mangoes! The skin is golden yellow, the flesh is delicate, there's plenty of flesh and the pit is thin. You can't stop eating them once you start..."
"And my lychees, they're all big, boss..."
Gu Yunlan stood protectively in front of Qin Huai, like a mother hen protecting her child.
"We're not the bosses, we're just here to sell fruit, we don't have any money!"
After the two explained themselves, the crowd slowly dispersed.
Gu Yunlan stood there, hands on her waist, and let out a huge sigh of relief.
Gu Yunlan turned to look at his wife, who still exuded an air of sophistication, and couldn't help but sigh, "Wife, now you know why I couldn't resist trying to sell to you the moment I saw you. It's mainly because you look reliable just by standing there."
Qin Huai narrowed his eyes: "Is that so?"
"Of course."
[Haha, Mr. Gu, weren't you feeling guilty when you said that? (Stares)]
[I still remember when my sister-in-law accepted Gu Yingdi's marriage proposal, he cried his eyes out on stage. That night, he posted a long article saying he fell in love with her at first sight, thanked his parents for his handsome appearance, thanked God for his incredible luck, and thanked himself for meeting her at that crossroads... I won't say more, mainly because there's a character limit in the comments, otherwise what Gu Yingdi said would definitely dominate the screen.]
[Haha, when I saw that long post, it was the first time I realized that even Actor Gu had this talkative side.]
[So, was it really because he was attracted to his sister-in-law's reliable nature? Mr. Gu, we just don't believe it!]
[Haha, how can this not be considered a two-way street?]
[Qin Huai said: "That price is too high. I was only attracted to his face at first, who knew he was lusting after my body."]
[Haha, Actor Gu is truly a master of keeping a low profile and accomplishing great things.]
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Leng Yifan and Zhong Ran stood on their stalls, neither of them able to open their mouths. They stood there like wooden stakes, neither speaking nor moving.
The two men were standing in a spot that shielded the stall owner from the scorching afternoon sun. The stall owner, fanning himself, looked gratefully at the two kind people beside him.
While the other guests were at a loss looking at the pedestrians in front of them.
Xu Wang placed the baskets he and Pei Yanchuan were carrying on the ground in front of them.
Xu Wang and Pei Yanchuan wore the same white T-shirts today.
Xu Wang stood still and made a fake rolling-up gesture with his sleeves. He put his hands on his hips, raised his head with a dashing air, and it was time to show off his real sales skills.
"Look here, bosses! All the fruits here are freshly picked this morning. Don't miss out! Freshly picked mangoes, pomegranates, and lychees are on sale at a huge discount. You'll make a profit if you buy them now, so don't miss out!" Xu Wang shouted, holding his hands to his mouth.
Not far away, the other groups of guests turned to look at Xu Wang in shock. No, are you really that brave?
The viewers in the live stream were also completely shocked!
[These words immediately brought a sense of familiarity; it seems the old man who sells fruit downstairs from my building also plays these same phrases over his loudspeaker.]
[Xu Wang is too amazing. If it were me, I wouldn't even open my mouth. I'd just stay there and soak up the sun to get some calcium (bitter smile).]
[Honey, what other surprises do you have in store for me? I have no idea.]
[Wait a minute, am I the only one who noticed that President Pei is missing? (Confused)]
[You're not alone upstairs. President Pei just vanished in a flash.]
[I'm so curious what President Pei went to do.]
Xu Wang's loud voice was particularly catchy in the quiet market.
As soon as Xu Wang finished speaking, a large box of diced mango flesh suddenly appeared in front of him. The large pieces of mango flesh were a beautiful golden yellow in the sunlight, and one of them was put to his mouth with a fork.
Xu Wang subconsciously opened his mouth and ate the golden fruit in front of him.
Xu Wang chewed and turned his head in confusion. Sure enough, it was Pei Yanchuan, who was holding a new stainless steel peeler in his hand.
"Where did you get this peeler?" Xu Wang asked curiously, looking at the object in his hand.
"I just bought it from the shop next door." Pei Yanchuan pointed to a small shop diagonally opposite, which sold pots and pans.
“That’s perfect, we can do some tasting.” Xu Wang’s eyes lit up, and a great idea for selling fruit slowly emerged in his mind.
Xu Wang acted immediately, peeling a mango, cutting it into pieces, and placing them in front of his stall.
After preparing, Xu Wang continued to hawk his wares: "Fresh, large mangoes, you can try them, or your money back!"
Xu Wang's tasting session successfully attracted several customers.
An elderly woman pushed her cart forward and tasted a piece of mango. The mango juice burst in her mouth, sweet and sour.
"Young man, how much are your mangoes?" the old lady asked Xu Wang with a smile.
"Four yuan a pound, ten yuan for three pounds, each one is about the size of a palm," Xu Wang replied with a smile.
"Give me three jin, young man." The old lady took out a small cloth bag from her pocket, then pulled out a 10-yuan bill and handed it to Xu Wang.
"Thank you for your patronage. I will definitely pick the biggest and sweetest one for you." Xu Wang put away the money and took the bag to carefully select the best one for the old lady in front of him.
The production team prepared a small scale for each group of guests. After Xu Wang weighed the bag, Pei Yanchuan took the bag from his hand.
Pei Yanchuan carefully placed a bag of mangoes into the old lady's cart.
"Thank you." The old lady smiled and nodded to Pei Yanchuan, then slowly pushed the cart away.