Chapter 521: Dress up as a woman, Thor! (6k votes required)

Half an hour later.

Following Thor's instructions, Loen came to a charred pit a hundred miles away and asked:

"Did you lose the thing here?"

"Um!"

Thor nodded quickly and told him roughly what had happened.

When he entered the grove to kill his two sacred sheep and prepared to process the ingredients, he suddenly felt a strange sense of being watched and a mysterious hostility.

So instinctively, he threw Thor's hammer Mjolnir in the direction of the enemy.

As the opponent's breath disappeared, Thor thought the matter was easily resolved, so he reached out to recall the Thor's hammer that he had thrown out.

Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, Thor's hammer did not return to the hands of its master as usual.

Thor felt something was wrong, so he followed the remaining scent of Thor's hammer and came to the crime scene, but he only saw a mess in front of him. His beloved hammer that had been with him day and night was missing.

Since it was not a glorious thing, Thor searched the area for a long time at first, but even after digging deep into the ground, he could not find any trace of Thor's hammer.

Seeing that time was passing by, he had no choice but to return to the camp and ask for help from his good brother Loki, who had the most ideas.

After listening to Thor's story, Loen frowned slightly.

This matter is not simple.

Thor felt threatened by being watched from hundreds of miles away, and he instinctively launched a counterattack...

After taking a throw from Thor's hammer, he was able to escape with the hammer...

The above information is enough to show that the person in the dark has at least some strength.

Seeing that there was no response, Thor was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. In his anxiety, he grabbed Lorne's arm and pleaded with a sad face:

"Brother, I can't live without Mjolnir! You must help me!"

Obviously, Thor has deep feelings for this artifact and has regarded it as an inseparable fighting partner.

But when a muscular man with a rough face grabs another man's arm tightly and asks for help in a cheesy tone, the impact is truly terrifying.

Unable to bear it any longer, Loen tore Thor's claws away, raised his hands and promised repeatedly:

"Okay, okay, I'll do my best to help you!"

After getting the consent from the parties involved, Thor finally breathed a sigh of relief and watched Lorne jump into the deep pit created by Thor's hammer and re-examine the scene.

The deep pit had obvious signs of impact, and the soil still had the scent of Thor's hammer...

The charred destructive effect was indeed caused by the power of thunder, and there was still a faint trace of thunder power remaining in the soil...

To sum up, this is indeed the first crime scene.

but……

Loen grabbed a handful of soil, squeezed it in his hand, and looked at the mud stuck in his palm with a flickering gaze.

"How is it? Any findings?" Thor at the edge of the pit asked impatiently.

Lorne nodded and replied, "The soil is a bit damp."

"What do you mean?" Thor scratched his head, not understanding what he meant.

Lorne rolled his eyes at Thor and asked unhappily:

"With your divine power and the high temperature of lightning, one blow of your hammer can dry up the moisture in the thousand-year-old frozen soil. But there is still a lot of moisture in the soil in this pit. Don't you think it's a bit strange?"

"I understand! There is another kind of divine power hidden in the soil, which weakens my thunder power!"

Thor slapped his head and suddenly realized.

Obviously, this tough guy who loves fighting is not stupid, he just doesn't like to use his brain.

I was ruined by Odin...

Loen secretly criticized his blood brother, and then squeezed out the moisture from the soil.

After a while, some tiny blue ice particles appeared in the charred black soil.

"Frost power?" Thor was furious when he saw this. "It must be those frost giants from Jotunheim who are plotting against me!"

At this time, Brunhilde, who arrived late, also came to the crime scene holding Jörmungandr.

After all the adjustments along the way, the Valkyrie had completely hidden her gaffe at the riverside, and once again showed a capable and dignified appearance. She asked Lorne in the pit:

"Lord Loki, what should we do next?"

"Let's go to Jotunheim first and help Thor find Thor's hammer."

Lorne brushed the dirt off his hands, stood up and answered.

Brunhilde thought for a moment, frowned and asked, "But Jotunheim is so big, and the population of the Frost Giants alone is over a million. Where can we find the thief who stole Thor's hammer?"

"No need to look for it, someone will tell us personally."

"who?"

"Frost Giant King - Laufey."

Luo En smiled sinisterly, his eyes full of ill intentions.

Although no one knows who stole Thor's hammer, it is definitely true that the blame is put on Laufey, the Frost Giant King.

After all, there are not many Frost Giants who can withstand the blow of Thor's hammer and run away calmly. They are basically the most prominent figures in the Frost Giant tribe.

Even if it wasn't done by Laufey himself, as the boss of the Frost Giants and the local boss of Jotunheim, the Frost Giant King must know more than these outsiders.

After listening to Lorne's explanation, Thor urged with shining eyes:

"So what are we waiting for? Let's go!"

Finding the hammer was one thing. He was tricked by Lao Fei last time and then locked up in the dungeon. The grudge was still recorded in the little notebook in his heart.

In addition, this time Thor's hammer was stolen by an unidentified frost giant, so it was a good time to settle new and old grudges together.

Lorne understood Thor's urgency and nodded:

"Okay, pack up your sheep and we'll set off!"

Since Thor's hammer was lost, the two goats that had just been slaughtered naturally had no way to be resurrected. In addition, time was tight and everyone had no time to stay to eat the meat, so they could only take the cut mutton, as well as the key sheepskin and sheep bones, and then cast a spell to summon the two hardworking goats after finding Thor's hammer.

To this, Thor naturally agreed:

"No problem, I'll go to the grove and clean it up."

"A small forest? I just passed by there when I came here, and it seemed like there was nothing there."

Brunhilde on the side frowned, a little confused.

Thor was also a little confused when he heard this:

"That's not right. I clearly remember cutting up the sheepskin, mutton, and bones and putting them in that grove."

Just when the two were at a loss for words, Lorne pointed at Jörmungandr who was licking his paw in Brunhilde's arms and asked quietly:

"Do you think it seems to have become fatter?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the originally lazy Jörmungandr suddenly widened his round eyes, revealing an innocent and silly look.

However, as soon as it stood up from Brunhilde's arms, its wriggling stomach began to make a humming sound of confession:

"Hiccup~~"

A sour smell of digested food gushed out of Jörmungandr's mouth and poured into Thor's nostrils.

The Thunder God's face instantly turned from red to blue, and then from blue to black. Lightning flashed in his eyes. He grabbed Jörmungandr's neck and shook him madly:

"Stinky cat! Spit it out! Spit it out!"

The deafening roar echoed in the mountains and lingered for a long time.

~~

Three days later, in the city of Ertgar.

“Boom!”

Along with the roar of thunder, ice chips flew all over the palace hall. The burly tribal leaders of the frost giants twitched and fell to the ground, with green smoke constantly coming out of their mouths and noses.

The most powerful frost giant king, Laofei, was knocked over by a familiar flaming magic sword and sat paralyzed on the steps, unable to move.

Watching the three people and one cat in the hall approaching with murderous intent, Lao Fei wanted to cry but had no tears:

"I told you, we didn't steal your hammer!"

"Bullshit! You are the only one in Jotunheim who has a grudge against me. And there is also the divine power left by the Frost Giants at the scene. Who else but you?!"

Thor shouted angrily, kicked down a totem pole next to him, and threatened sinisterly,

"Hand over my Thor's Hammer now! Otherwise, I will tear down the entire city of Utgar!"

"I didn't take it, what do you want me to hand over?"

Laufey almost cried out loud, secretly cursing the frost giant who had caused trouble for him behind his back.

If before, when he was keeping Jörmungandr well fed and well fed, the two sides had joined forces, he would not have been afraid of Thor coming to cause trouble.

But now, not only has Jörmungandr, the heartless cat, rebelled against him, but Thor has also brought the helper he least wants to see.

——That guy even dares to tease the goddess of fate.

"During the time when the crime occurred, I never left the city of Ertgar. My tribesmen can testify to this!"

Lao Fei defended himself with a sad face, completely lacking the arrogance he had when they last met.

There was no way he could defeat this group of evildoers.

You can't just go ahead and give it when you know you're no match for your opponent, right?

"They are all your people, so of course they will speak in your favor! Do you think I will believe it? Be honest and hand over my hammer quickly, otherwise..."

Thor snorted coldly while gathering the power of thunder.

Just as he was about to attack again, Lorne stepped forward, held his shoulders, and gave Laufey a gentle smile:

"Then do you think that besides you, who else among the Frost Giants escaped from Thor's thunder god and took away this artifact?"

The situation is critical, but Lao Fei still refuses to confess, which only proves that he is most likely not the criminal.

Moreover, Lorne brought Thor to the city of Utgar this time, on the one hand to look for clues about the loss of Thor's hammer, and on the other hand to meet the goddess of the past, Urd, again to see if he could negotiate more with the three goddesses of fate in Norway.

Since the real murderer is not Laufey and Urd is not here, there is no need to force these frost giants.

According to past experience, interfering too much in everything is likely to bring about bad consequences, and even lead to the early arrival of Ragnarok.

At this moment, hearing Loen's question, Lao Fei immediately began to rack his brains to think.

Soon, he thought of a name:

"Tholem! He despises the Aesir the most and is always looking for trouble with Asgard. It must be him who did it!"

"Solem?" Lorne frowned.

He had been sleeping in the Elf Kingdom for hundreds of years and had only recently awakened, so he did not have a deep understanding of the Frost Giant group.

Fortunately, Brunhilde had some impression of the "Tholem" mentioned by Laufey, and took the initiative to tell Lorne the information she knew.

This is the previous King of the Frost Giants, a well-known radical among the Frost Giants. He possesses considerable strength and attempts to lead the Frost Giants to compete with the Aesir.

To this end, he often led the Frost Giants across the Iron Forest to harass the humans and other races of Midgard.

Asgard had sent gods to the lower world several times to clear out the frost giants that crossed the border, but Thorem always managed to escape unscathed, and even made many leading gods suffer at his hands.

However, as the Aesir became stronger and their strategy of marching into Asgard was repeatedly frustrated, Solem's leadership strategy became less and less popular. In the end, he was defeated by the rising candidate Laufey, and thus lost the title of Frost Giant King and was exiled from the territory of the Frost Giants.

After listening to this, Loen looked at Lao Fei doubtfully:

"He fought with you for the throne. Are you trying to kill him with a borrowed knife?"

"Absolutely not, I'm just speaking the truth!"

Lao Fei looked at the flaming sword that was a few inches closer to his neck, gritted his teeth and whispered,

"If you don't believe me, I can help you verify it."

As he spoke, Laofei winked at Lorne and glanced at the frost giants in the palace.

Lorne understood and nodded, asking Thor and Brunhilde to clear the way and drive out the frost giants in the temple.

As the field was cleared, Lao Fei slightly moved the sword at his neck, limped on the ground to draw a magic circle, cut his wrist, and sprinkled divine blood on it as a sacrifice.

A moment later, the magic circle lit up, and a burly frost giant wearing an animal skin skirt sat in a deep cave. He opened his icy blue eyes and looked at the figure that appeared at the other end of the magic circle, and asked disdainfully:

"I was wondering who it was. It turned out to be our new Frost Giant King. How come you have time to chat with an exile like me today?"

"Did you steal Thor's hammer?"

Lao Fei asked coldly, getting straight to the point.

After all, the four evil spirits who came to his door were hiding in the shadows behind the pillars and staring at him, so he had no chance to play any tricks.

At this moment, hearing Laofei's question, Solem on the opposite side laughed arrogantly:

"Yes, it's me!"

Hearing the other party admit it so straightforwardly, Lao Fei couldn't help but be a little surprised:

"Why?"

"I want to see what the Aesir Lord God is capable of, who can turn the city of Utgar upside down in your hands."

Solem answered with his chin in his hand, then looked at Laufey mockingly.

"The result is really disappointing. You can't even deal with an Aesir of this level. You are a disgrace to our Frost Giant clan!"

Hearing the sarcastic taunts, Lao Fei, who was unknowingly blamed, was furious:

"Do you know that the trouble you caused caused those Asir people to come to Etgar City again to provoke us, and more than a hundred people from our tribe were injured by them."

"That's because you are too weak! Too stupid!" Thorem sneered, "When have we, the Frost Giants, ever been afraid of the Aesir? Just because you are as cowardly as mice, doesn't mean I will swallow my anger!"

"Then what do you want?!" Lao Fei asked with gritted teeth.

"The Aesir went to your place to cause trouble? That's great. Tell them: I have hidden Thor's hammer. If you want to get this artifact back, send the goddess of love Freya in exchange."

Solem said this with an obscene smile on his face.

"I heard that this is one of the most beautiful women in the Nine Realms. I have never tasted the taste of a goddess."

"you……"

Before Lao Fei could ask more questions, Solem on the opposite side directly cut off the communication.

As the light in the magic circle went out, three people and one cat walked out from the shadows behind the pillars.

"This Solem is really too arrogant. He stole my things and even dared to ask us to exchange them for Freya!"

The hot-tempered Thor was the first one who couldn't help himself and jumped up and down in anger in the hall.

Lorne remained calm as always, stroking his chin and asking Lao Fei:

"Where is Solem now?"

"The noisy place - Solemheim."

"Isn't that the territory of the mountain giant king Shaki?"

"That's right! After Solem was exiled, Shakey took him in."

Lao Fei quickly answered, his heart almost bursting with joy.

Ever since he defeated Thorem and inherited the throne according to the tradition of the Frost Giants, the Mountain Giant King Shaki has been against him openly and secretly. Not only did he not come to celebrate, he also took in the exiled old Frost Giant King Thorem and a large number of Frost Giants who refused to obey his discipline.

I thought that I had to continue to swallow my anger for the sake of superficial harmony among the giants.

I didn't expect that idiot Solem would take the initiative to provoke these evil stars and even threatened to marry the goddess of love Freya.

You asked for this!

Lao Fei suppressed his excitement and asked carefully:

"If you want to go to the noisy place, do you need me to send someone to lead the way?"

"No need, we can find the way ourselves."

Lorne politely declined, then waved to Laofei cordially.

"Since this is a misunderstanding, we won't bother you anymore."

Having said that, Lorne took Thor, Brunhilde, and Jörmungandr and left the city of Utgar in a swagger.

Sensing that the breath of these plague gods had completely disappeared from the city, Lao Fei breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but gloat in his heart.

Well done!

It is best to go to the noisy land immediately and fight to the death with the mountain giant king Shaki and Solem.

Anyway, each of these people is at odds with him, so it would be a good thing for him if any of them died!

But soon, Lao Fei calmed down, looking at the messy palace, his ice-blue eyes were full of gloom.

Although Solem was an idiot, he was right about one thing.

——Too weak, the Frost Giants are too weak.

If you don't want to be bullied by the Aesir gods, you must make yourself stronger.

It seems that it is time to put that matter on the agenda.

Laofei's eyes flashed, and he waved his hand to call several frost giant confidants waiting outside the door into the hall, and ordered:

"You guys get ready, I'm going to the Land of Mist!"

~~

At the same time, on the ice field outside the city.

Thor circled around Lorne for a while and couldn't help asking:

"What should we do next? Charge into the noisy land and find that Solem?"

Lorne raised his head, rolled his eyes at Thor, and said:

"What if he refuses to hand over your hammer even if he dies?"

Thor's expression froze for a moment, then he rubbed his hands and asked cautiously:

"How about we ask Freya for help? We can just pretend."

"You can go if you want. I'm not sure whether she will agree or not. But I guarantee that when Odin finds out about this, he will stab you in the ass with the spear of the Lord God first."

"Why?"

"The Aesir can continue to grow stronger because of the life power of the Vanir. Therefore, both Freya herself and the love power she possesses are extremely important to the Aesir. Not only the Aesir know this, but the Giants probably also know something about it. That Thorem has been able to evade the repeated crackdowns of the Asgard and live safely until now. He is definitely not a fool. He probably wants to use the life power of the Vanir to develop his own Frost Giants. If you send Freya over as he said, if something goes wrong, your own father will probably want to chop you off first."

After Luo En explained the reason, he did not forget to remind his nephew,

"Before you take action in the future, you should learn to use your brain more."

Thor nodded repeatedly, then smiled and asked Lorne humbly:

"Then tell me what we should do. I'll listen to you!"

Just because he couldn't think of a good way didn't mean that his good brother, who was famous in the Nine Realms for his tricks, didn't have any tricks.

Asking for advice from wiser people around you is also a manifestation of wisdom.

"Didn't you just tell me the method?" Loen answered casually.

"What?" Thor was confused.

"Solem wants Freya, so just give her to him." Lorne replied with a smile, his eyes flickering. "Just pretend. It's not real anyway."

That's right! His good brother Loki is a first-class master of illusion. As long as there is a suitable candidate, he will definitely be able to deceive Solem's eyes.

Thor suddenly realized, and then he said excitedly:

"You mean, let Brunhilde bear the grievance for a while, dress up as Freya, and get the whereabouts of Thor's hammer from Thorem, and then we can take action?"

"Brunhild is not suitable. If she is separated from us, she may not be a match for Solem."

Lorne pulled Brunhilde behind him and shook his head to refuse.

Feeling Lorne's invisible concern and protection, Brunhilde couldn't help feeling sweet in her heart.

"What should we do?" Thor was puzzled again. "Where can we find another goddess to play Freya in this icy and snowy place?"

Hearing this, Luo En reminded meaningfully:

"Who says only goddesses can play goddesses?"

"you mean?"

"I think you have a pretty good foundation."

Lorne patted Thor's shoulder with an encouraging smile on his face.

"Me?" Thor pointed at his nose, full of surprise.

"That's right! You come and pretend to be Freya, I'll cast an illusion, and Brunhilde will help you put on makeup. I guarantee you'll be able to get away with it. Then, you can get the whereabouts of Thor's hammer from Thorem and avenge your previous humiliation. What a great opportunity!"

Luo En spoke in a righteous tone, but he actually had a strong sense of evil in his heart.

Along the way, he had been troubled by Thor and Jörmungandr's troubles, so this was a good opportunity to collect some interest and vent his anger.

Tsk tsk, the legendary Nordic god of thunder dressed as women seduces the frost giants, the scene is exciting just to think about.

Then, after Lorne's coaxing and deception, Thor finally compromised and followed the two makeup artists into the grove to open the door to a new world together.

(End of this chapter)