Alternative Title: 督公他在求生綜藝當萬人迷[古穿今]
Author: 赴岸與
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-05
Updated: 2025-10-05
Copywriting: Next novel to write: "He Seems to Be Scolding Me" – please add to your collection!
Ruthless, stoic, beautiful eunuch submissive x Fake fierce dog, true loyal clingy dark-skinned aggressive Top. Imperial Commissioner Wei Xing of the Western Depot accidentally transmigrated to the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a bodyguard for the Zhou family.
Coincidentally, the young master of the Zhou family, who dabbles in entertainment, was about to participate in a survival variety show, and Wei Xing was arranged to follow and protect him while concealing his identity.
With a crimson beauty mark between his brows and waist-length hair, Wei Xing's androgynous beauty stunned the entire internet upon his appearance. Everyone said he should participate in a talent show, not a wilderness survival program.
Wei Xing immediately locked onto his protection target and directly stood next to Zhou Youlan in the center. The guests thought: "Is he really this obviously trying to蹭 big star's screen time?"
Zhou Youlan had always detested being used for hype, yet Wei Xing constantly stuck to him like a shadow. Annoyed, he warned fiercely, "I'm a straight man, allergic to men, so stay away from me, got it?"
The guests also couldn't hide their disdain: "He looks like a burden who'd scream at the sight of a cockroach. If he wants to form a CP, he should go to a dating show. What's he doing here?" A Wei Xing, focused only on earning money, was speechless.
The show strived for realism and often brushed with death. Everyone thought Wei Xing would be a hindrance and wanted to get rid of him midway. But unexpectedly—
When food was scarce, Wei Xing ingeniously found local ingredients, solving everyone's hunger. When they fell into a beast's den, Wei Xing effortlessly controlled the pack, saving everyone from the jaws of danger.
When they mistakenly entered a poisonous forest, Wei Xing scaled walls, gathered herbs, and cured everyone's miasma poisoning... Wei Xing became an omnipotent existence, like a lucky charm, and the guests clung to him tightly.
As the show's popularity soared, Wei Xing became the most adored man on the entire internet. And Zhou Youlan, who claimed to be allergic to men, followed Wei Xing every day: "A-Xing, snuggle!"
Reading Guide: 1. A true eunuch transmigrated. If you don't like it, please don't enter. 2. Fictional setting, please don't over-examine. 3. (sche) 2022.12.8 completed.
Next novel to write: "He Seems to Be Scolding Me" – please add to your collection! Gentle, resilient, beautiful, cute, hearing-impaired submissive X Short-tempered, simple-minded, loyal dog aggressive Top.
At their first meeting, Shu Can accidentally broke Lan Yan's extremely valuable possession. Lan Yan pointed at his nose, his finger trembling: "Someone like you, if I punch you, you'll cry so hard you can't breathe, believe it or not!"
Shu Can, being deaf, could only understand language by reading lips. He leaned close to Lan Yan, gently apologizing, "Sorry, I'll compensate you. Please don't cry."
Later, Lan Yan asked: "Xiao Shu Can, can we hold hands when we go out today?" Shu Can, unable to hear, would repeatedly confirm his words: "What did you say?"
Lan Yan, like a big dog wagging its tail and asking for a head pat, said: "A kiss." Shu Can: "..."
Lan Yan felt Shu Can was like a cat; no matter what he said, Shu Can would just open his eyes and listen intently. But each time, his reaction time was like half a globe away before he would slowly say: "Oh."
#You can't hear? Then I'll listen to you#
Content tags: Fantasy Space, Deeply in Love, Ancient to Modern, Power-up, Beautiful and Tragic, Charmer. Wei Xing (xing) X Zhou Youlan. Wei Xing (xing) X Zhou.
One-sentence summary: Imperial Commissioner: Aren't you all very annoyed with me?
Message: How do you know the future isn't a smooth path?