The Insectoid Special Recruitment Team is Distributing Spouses!

Synopsis: [Fictional setting, unrelated to reality. Please do not project into reality.]

01: A male insect (gong) who falls in love at first sight but whose mouth is the second hardest part o...

Chapter 116 Seducing a Female Insect Worthless Star Coins

Chapter 116 Seducing a Female Insect Worthless Star Coins

Xuan Ming thought of the little tricks for seducing male insects that he had seen on TV. Although Alberto was a female insect, it should be similar.

The major general stared at the rogue bug as it got down from the dining chair and slowly walked towards him. Its big, bright eyes moved around, and it was obvious what bad ideas it was thinking of.

But he didn't say anything to stop it.

After Xuan Ming came over, he found that this dining chair was not suitable for sitting face to face. There was an obstruction next to the chair, and there was no place to put the legs if he sat down.

Tsk, it seems that the effect of this seduction method has been reduced a lot. I wonder if the female insects can still be deceived by him.

The male mantis shrimp pupated and slowly crawled into the female insect's arms. Then he turned his head and found that it was difficult to aim at the female insect's mouth in this position. He complained a little.

"Female insect, come here."

Alberto was stunned by the male insect's series of actions. How could there be such a stupid seduction? But he still cooperated. Don't get me wrong, he was just curious about the male insect's methods.

The female insect lowered its head, and Xuan Ming easily reached its mouth, then pecked it quickly. Seeing that the female insect didn't react, it was different from what was shown in the TV series.

oh--

He remembered that he had missed a step. He moved his butt quickly and pecked it again. This time it was right.

The female insect's face also turned red. He felt that the food was almost ready. "Female insect, I'm full."

Alberto was indeed paralyzed by the insects. He had never encountered such a thing before. By the time he reacted, the male insect had already fallen off his legs.

Looking at Xuan Ming's expectant eyes, he could only nod numbly.

Okay, he admitted, he was upset.

The chaos may have started when the male insect touched his wings. Alberto really felt guilty. He didn't expect that he was also a female insect who was tempted by her beauty. He even lost all his shells.

"You...are different in gender. Don't do this next time."

The female monarch really likes to pretend at all times. Xuan Ming secretly laughed at him in his heart.

Female monarch?

A strange thought popped up in his mind, and Xuan Ming subconsciously ignored this little episode.

"Female insect, I'm so sleepy."

Xuan Ming wanted to sleep, but the female insect never agreed to him sleeping after eating.

"Am I sick? Why do I feel sleepy every time I eat?"

Alberto didn't expect that the male insect, who was usually dull, would change his mood so quickly. He calculated the amount of food the male insect ate in his mind, then stood up and walked to the sofa. Sure enough,

"Xuan Ming, you're eating snacks again!"

Xuan Ming didn't expect to be discovered so quickly. When he heard the door opening, he remembered the female insect's warning and suddenly came up with such a brilliant cover-up method.

"Female insect, you are so smart!"

The major general didn't want to turn around and see the male insect, otherwise he would be soft-hearted again. He had to teach the male insect a lesson, "Xuan Ming, how many times have I told you not to eat too many snacks, especially since you are so fragile. Have you forgotten what happened when you first entered the infirmary?"

Xuan Ming pursed his lips and retorted, "That's because I haven't eaten, not because of the delicious snacks. Don't try to fool me."

The male insect was suddenly not easy to fool, so Alberto had to change his tactics, "Xuan Ming, come here."

The male insect moved over cautiously and asked in a bluffing tone, "What's wrong?"

The major general held the male insect in his arms, lifted the hem of his shirt, and pressed his warm palm against his abdomen. "How does it feel?"

Xuan Ming shook his head, "Not feeling well."

The major general let go of the male insect with a clear mind, and then concluded, "It's because you ate so many snacks, otherwise why would you feel uncomfortable?"

Xuanming was somewhat skeptical about this statement, but he did feel uncomfortable just now, and he didn't notice that the female insect did anything else.

"All right."

He will not eat so many snacks next time. He still takes good care of his body.

Nonsense, anyone who has eaten a full meal will feel uncomfortable if their stomach is pressed by other insects. The male insect is too easy to fool. We can't let him run away by himself.

"Um."

"I bought you a laptop. Come over here and I'll teach you how to register."

Xuanming had completely believed the female insect's words, and now when he heard about the legendary light brain, he became even closer to the female insect.

While Alberto was teaching the male insects how to use the optical computer, he also took advantage of them. How could he live the same life with everyone?

The only annoying thing was that although he had already tricked the male insect into lying in bed with him, he didn't know why the male insect suddenly became reserved and was unwilling to take the next step.

"That kind of thing can only be done with a female monarch."

Xuan Ming rejected the female insect solemnly. Although he felt very comfortable, new ideas kept popping up in his mind, which he inexplicably accepted.

Alberto didn't know how to describe his feelings at that moment. Although this male insect was easy to deceive, he was still a rogue insect. They were in such a relationship, but he still wanted to mate with other insects!

But the male insect, who was usually very easy to fool, refused to take the next step. What could he do? He couldn't force the male insect!!!

Benu looked at his obviously unsatisfied friend insect, and even he, who loved teasing the major general, became a little more honest. No insect was so desperate as to provoke a lethal weapon in this state.

But today is a little different, "Alberto."

The major general looked up and saw the cheerful adjutant. To be honest, he was annoyed. "What's the matter?"

If there was no proper reason why Benu barged in so rashly, it would be a good opportunity to go to the training ground and practice with him.

"I'm pregnant!" Benu naturally saw the major general's anger, but he had to share such good news with the major general.

Alberto was stunned. He hadn't expected such a reckless insect to conceive. It was incredible, but he still offered his congratulations. "Congratulations, Benu."

"Well, I..." After thinking about it, the major general shut up. After all, he was planning to marry the male insect, and he must discuss things like giving gifts with the male insect.

"What?" Benu, who was pregnant, did not notice the pause of her friend and just asked in confusion.

"I will bring Xuanming to visit you at the weekend." I will then give the gift to Benu, and there will be no problem.

Bennu nodded, then added a cheeky quip, "Major General Alberto, the fragile male insect who hates trouble, your pheromone concentration has been a bit high lately."

After saying that, Benu left quickly. He didn't want to be kept by the major general to compete with him. The most important thing was that he wanted to continue looking for bugs to share his joy with.

Although Alberto didn't say much, he was actually very happy for Bennu in his heart. After all, Bennu had always wanted a male insect egg, and he suspected from the beginning that Bennu would agree to get married just to have an egg.

As for Bennu's teasing, he didn't take it to heart at all. Xuanming was not that kind of male insect. Although he was a little troublesome, a little fragile, and a little...

Well, in short, Xuanming is different.

Xuanming was not idle at home either. Not long after the female insect left, another insect came to his door.

"Respected Master Xuanming, good day. I'm an investigator from the Xiongbao Association. I've just communicated with you on the computer. Do you have time now?"

Xuan Ming nodded. He always hated strangers, but he did not feel disgusted when he saw the investigator. He had known for a long time that every male insect had to undergo mental strength and pheromone examinations, so he was mentally prepared.

The artifact named 005 did say that he is now a male insect, but he can still use his own body. I don’t know if any problems will be found.

But the female insect never noticed anything wrong, so there should be no problem.

In fact, Xuanming could have refused, but without the examination, he would not be able to submit a marriage application, and then the female insect would not be able to become his female queen, and then they could have sex together.

So he agreed anyway.

The results came out quickly. The investigator came forward with a very attentive smile. "Your Majesty Xuanming, this is your examination report. All the indicators are perfect."

Xuan Ming took a quick look. It was SSS-level mental power and S-level pheromones. "This data should be very good, right?"

The investigator's smile widened. "Of course, Your Majesty, there are only a handful of bugs in the entire West with such perfect data as yours."

Xuan Ming nodded reservedly, "Yes."

Now I can submit my marriage application. The female insect really has to thank him, hum.

Alberto had told him many times that the West did not like insects like the female insect. If abandoned by him, the female insect would be lonely for the rest of her life.

He is such an outstanding person and is paired with a female insect, so he must reward himself.

Xuan Ming secretly bought himself an ice cream, which was on the female insect's forbidden food list. But thinking of the application he had just sent out, the female insect would definitely not be angry with him for such a small matter.

When Alberto returned home, he saw the male insect curled up with his hands covering his stomach. He walked over quickly and touched the male insect's forehead, but found that he did not have a fever.

"What did you do?"

Although his stomach hurt badly, Xuan Ming felt extremely guilty and did not dare to respond at all. He could only keep shrinking into the female insect's arms.

"What did you eat?" Alberto placed his palm on the male insect's belly and rubbed it in circles. "Spicy? Sweet? Ice?"

"Did I eat too much, or did I eat something I shouldn't have?"

The guilty male insect didn't even dare to raise his head, whining, "I ate too much."

He ate too much cold, spicy and sweet food. His physical fitness is indeed good, but he ate too much at once and felt a little nauseous.

"What's going on? Why are you eating so much all of a sudden?"

He didn't starve the male insects on a normal day, and he didn't control them very strictly. Why did the male insects suddenly become so indulgent?

"Um...female insect, have you read the information on the optical brain?"

Xuan Ming asked weakly, saying that he had to make sure the female insect had agreed before he could confess his crime, otherwise the female insect would definitely teach him a lesson.

"You sent me a message?"

That's impossible. He had pinned Xuan Ming's communication to the top of the list and set a special ringtone. He would definitely reply promptly when he saw it.

"No, but there is a very important message, please take a look at it carefully."

Seeing that the male insect took it so seriously, the major general finally took a serious look at the messages on the computer. There were too many messages. Bennu was a chatterbox and he would output hundreds of messages every day.

Then there are all kinds of strange notices issued by the military, which he usually doesn't read.

Finally, there is the application issued by Xiongbaohui?

The major general didn't even click on it before he hurriedly began to explain, "Xuan Ming, I didn't know about this at first, and I definitely wouldn't agree to it. You..."

Xuanming was greatly stimulated, and the pain was gone. He jumped out of the female insect's arms.