Synopsis: [Fictional setting, unrelated to reality. Please do not project into reality.]
01: A male insect (gong) who falls in love at first sight but whose mouth is the second hardest part o...
Chapter 56 I’ve Lied to You
Garcia, sensing that something was wrong, immediately threw himself into the male's arms, rubbing his golden head against his chest like a spoiled kitten asking for a caress.
"My Lord, I didn't realize my mistake. Tell me what I did and I'll definitely correct it."
The female insect spoke with such sincerity and conviction, and her little head looked very cute.
"I can still speak? I thought the female wanted to go home with Sissi?"
Carlos may not realize that his words are really sour and a little aggrieved, but he is not a male insect who would keep things to himself.
If you say that he really thinks so, that's not true. Garcia will not be attracted to other male insects, but the fact that the female monarch always keeps her eyes on other insects has already made him very unhappy.
After Garcia heard what the male insect said seriously, he laughed and fell into the male insect's arms.
The female insect looked at him with a smile. "It's so sour in the aircraft?"
Louis discovered that they were actually quite different. The female monarch's eyes always sparkled when she looked at him, and one could tell at a glance that the female insect liked him.
Garcia secretly kissed the male insect before explaining with a more serious tone, "I wasn't looking at him. I just thought the way that male insect looked at Lord Sanya was similar to the way the male lord looked at me. Maybe I was mistaken. Isn't Sissi a male insect?"
Louis rubbed his golden head hard to relieve his anger, "He likes Sonya, of course he looks like that."
He wanted to put Sanya in his pocket, and when he looked at Moore, his eyes were like knives shooting knives. In a sense, Sissis was indeed quite similar to him, but he was not as useless as Sissis.
If he were the one who was careful and cautious, he would just tie up Sanya and tame her so that she would know who to like.
"Hero, how do you know everything?" This sentence was still praising the male insect, and the next sentence was complaining, "You knew it and didn't tell me!"
Garcia is such a fickle female insect.
Louis was a little amused, “I told you, you’re not interested.”
"You," Garcia was about to refute such an interesting story. How could he not want to listen to it? But the name Sanya seemed to appear many times.
"You always talk about so many irrelevant things. Who has the patience to listen to you?"
Whenever the male lord mentions insects, he either wants to win them over or use them, or they are valuable insects. It is normal that he doesn't care about them. He doesn't like these brain-intensive things. If the male insect likes to use his brain, let him do it.
Seeing the male insect still looking unhappy, Garcia resorted to his tried-and-true coaxing tactics. "Even if I'm wrong this time, I'll let you do whatever you want when I get home. Don't be so jealous."
Unfortunately, Garcia was really wrong this time. After he said this, the male insect, whose expression had softened a lot, now had a really dark face.
Louis was only slightly unhappy at first, but the female monarch opened her mouth and let him do whatever he wanted. The last time she was willing to do whatever he wanted was on his birthday. How come that shady male insect had such a big influence?
Garcia was also a little panicked. What happened? He even made the male insect angry.
"Male Lord?" Garcia pushed the male insect who was inexplicably angry, trying to attract his attention.
To be honest, this is the first time that Xiongzhu has really been sulking. Most of the time, Xiongzhu seems to have the male chauvinism that 002 mentioned, and he never shows it easily. At most, he is a little miserable at night.
This was the first time that the Lord gave him a cold face, and Garcia actually found it quite interesting. He wondered if the Lord would be even angrier if he knew. It was interesting to think about it.
Before Garcia could come up with a good way to coax the male insect, the aircraft had already arrived at his doorstep.
Louis walked on without looking around, determined to teach the female monarch a lesson and not to always try to solve problems with her soft body.
"hiss--"
I heard the female insect screaming in pain behind me. It was so funny. Who would believe it? I just got off the aircraft and was at home. Which stupid insect would fall for such a trick, unless it was really sick in the brain.
Louis turned around and looked at the female monarch who lowered her head, and panicked, "What's wrong?"
The female monarch whispered softly, "It hurts." The soft voice was like a hook, grabbing Louis's cold heart.
The male insect came closer, bent down, and coaxed softly, "Move your hands away a little, let me see what's going on."
The female monarch very slowly removed her hand that was covering her heart, then quickly raised her head, kissed him, and slipped out from the gap in his arms.
"I'm kidding, idiot."
Louis was so angry that his teeth were about to break. He really had to beat up the female monarch today to relieve his anger.
Garcia stood on the steps with a smile on her face. The bright moonlight fell on the tips of her golden hair, and the breeze blew her hair, making her look like an elf who had accidentally entered New Eridu.
The anger in his chest gradually disappeared in the female monarch's smile. He was really in trouble.
"come over."
Garcia seemed to be waiting for his instructions and rushed towards him. 002's evaluation was that of a Samoyed who suddenly met his master and pounced on the male insect enthusiastically and brightly.
"Does your heart hurt?" Louis was sure that he really had no way to deal with the female monarch.
Garcia said confidently, "If it doesn't hurt, I'm lying to you."
When 002 heard the chaotic noise outside and came out of the house, he saw the host and the female monarch hugging at the door, which was indeed very pleasing to the eyes.
But are they sick? They can just walk a few steps and go home, but they have to stay at the doorstep.
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Peaceful days are always short-lived.
"A bug is visiting." The robot bug carried out its daily work meticulously until a strange bug came to visit.
"Sir Louis." Domistie stopped in the living room and greeted the male insect respectfully.
Louis wasn't surprised by the female insect's arrival, but he still said politely, "It's Admiral Domistee. How come you have time to visit me?"
"Garcia, make a pot of tea."
Domistidi did not refuse. He came here to make friends with the male insect. He was indeed a guest insect. If they could reach an agreement, the relationship could even be taken a step further.
"Sir, let's be frank. I came here today mainly to confirm one thing. You said in the communication yesterday that male insects can voluntarily join the military. Is this true?"
The female insect seemed to suddenly realize the distrust in her words. "Of course, sir, I'm not questioning you. It's just that this matter concerns you, sir, and the uncertainty is too high."
Louis didn't care about his partner's slight offense. "Admiral, I think you know better than me why the male insects are unwilling to join the military. The problem is not with the male insects at all."
Domisidi's face flushed. "Sir, military appearance and discipline are not achieved overnight. I'm afraid this matter will not be easy to enforce."
The male insect said calmly, "General, Kshiano doesn't keep idle insects."
The atmosphere was a little tense for a moment. As the commander-in-chief of the Balikaner theater, few insects dared to be so presumptuous in front of Domisdi, but this insect was holding his vital point.
As we all know, the Empire is just a political group in New Eilidu and has no substantive significance.
Therefore, the military funding of each war zone has always been the result of cooperation among multiple parties.
Balikenya's partner is Romya from the Dorimus family. I don't know what benefits this male insect in front of him gave to Romya. In any case, the head of the family wants to re-plan the cooperative relationship.
This is a devastating blow to the Balkan war zone.
Garcia's appearance interrupted Domestie's thoughts at the right time.
"Louis, tea."
Garcia put the teapot on the coffee table and sat aside by himself. Louis took over the task of entertaining the guests very comfortably.
"Admiral, please."
The admiral took it hesitantly, took a sip, and his eyes lit up. "What kind of tea is this? This is the first time I've ever had it."
Louis handed the teacup to the female monarch, "The Admiral doesn't know, and naturally I don't know either. This was sent by Lord Javier. If the Admiral likes it, I'll give you some."
Domestie's relaxed lips pursed, and the tea in his mouth instantly lost its fragrance. He put down his teacup with a feigned composure, "Sir, the matter of male insects entering the military is a serious matter. I will give it some serious consideration."
The female insect stood up, bowed and prepared to leave.
"Admiral, don't you want to drink tea?" Louis tapped the female monarch's teacup gently.
Domestie bent down unusually stiffly. "It's all my fault for wanting to give you an answer sooner rather than later. Of course I have to drink such good tea."
It wasn't until the admiral left that Garcia excitedly approached, "Master, what are you talking about?"
"He's ready to leave, why are you still calling him?"
"Why do you suddenly ask me to call you Lord?"
"I can also pour you some tea, why do you have to let me sit there like nothing happened?"
Louis knocked on the female monarch's rotten head, "Are you curious again now?"
"The general came to me because the military funds were blocked by Lomya, so he had no choice but to come here, but he didn't want to show it, so I gave him an excuse.
It doesn't matter whether it's tea or not. What matters is that I mentioned Javier. Domistidi wanted to change his partner, and I was warning him.
I asked you to do this because..."
Louis paused for a moment, and sure enough, the female insect lost interest again, it was really intermittent.
"Anyway, it doesn't matter. As long as you know, he will cooperate with us."
Garcia nodded and said impatiently that he understood. It was so annoying that every time he asked a question, he had to say a lot but couldn't come up with the answer.
002 added silently that he wanted Domisdi to respect the female monarch. There was nothing to be embarrassed about saying that. Of course, he also wanted the female monarch to participate, but unfortunately the female monarch was really not interested.
The few moments of his cleverness were when he was manipulating his host.
Seeing that the female monarch had no other questions, Louis went back to his work.
The forces on the main planet are too diverse, and the cooperation between Romya and him is not stable and may collapse at any time. It all depends on what Admiral Domistidi thinks.
Louis always likes to keep a trick up his sleeve when doing things. If the cooperation cannot be carried out in the ideal way, he can only replace the commander-in-chief of the war zone. He is over 140 years old, and it is time for him to die accidentally due to a mental riot.
There is no need to worry about Romya. His cousin has been eyeing him and has long wanted to take the position. If he can't cooperate with him, he can probably cooperate with the other two bugs.
The biggest problems now are the Lunimam War Zone and the Molissam War Zone. Louis naturally prefers to cooperate with the Molissam War Zone, but Carlos is a bug that is difficult to control.
Admiral Staru is a love-brained bug who has deep grudges against the nobles, so it is not difficult to persuade him. However, this leads to another problem. Staru's behavior in recent years has also lost the trust of many female soldiers.
Therefore, Carlos, the most likely next successor, is actually the variable in this game.
"It's time to eat, Lord."
Garcia has recently become obsessed with cooking. He has learned a new dish on his computer. Although he doesn't like it, the Lord likes to eat.