Chapter 50

Luo Jiayu has been paying special attention to the business of selling homosexuality recently.

After whispering to each other that day while rubbing her ears, he secretly asked Chu Yu if she could accept this level of behavior. In return, he received a look from her that said, "You've already done it, and you're still asking questions in a pretentious manner without asking for permission."

He remained unfazed and unfazed under such penetrating gazes, and even began to discuss the next plan with his childhood friend openly and carefreely:

"What do you think? Should we try taking it one step at a time? I feel like it's too deliberate to always use the same method. How about changing it up a bit? How about I bite your earlobe next time?"

They had both been single their entire lives, and their combined dating experience was practically zero. They had no sense of propriety when it came to intimate contact, and had no clear boundaries for what constituted intimacy or extreme intimacy.

We are brothers after all, how can we break up over these little things?

In this case, it doesn't seem so strange that Luo Jiayu and Chu Yu said something that sounds earth-shattering to a third party.

Chu Yu's lack in this aspect is particularly severe. Compared to him, his childhood friend is at least willing to watch a few adult love movies and romance novels to enrich his experience, but he would rather watch the original English version of In the Night Garden ten times and is too lazy to watch things that men would watch. The only difference between him and Macabaka is probably that he does not have his own exclusive stroller.

Makabaka, who didn't have a cart, listened to Luo Jiayu's terrifying suggestion. He turned to look at his childhood friend seriously and asked, "Is it feasible?"

Luo Jiayu: "I haven't tried it, but I think it's okay."

Song Lai next to him seemed to want to say something but hesitated.

He felt that judging by Chu Yu's serious expression, he might actually agree to Luo Jiayu's outrageous proposal.

How could he elegantly, objectively, and calmly point out casually that the kind of action they were talking about usually only appeared in the foreplay of Category III pornographic films, not in the behind-the-scenes footage of talent shows suitable for all ages?

But in the end, Song Lai didn't find a chance to speak. Tang Yanning pulled him away first and went to practice their duet.

Mr. Li said that the sound of the violin was rather sharp, and he was afraid of disturbing them while they were practicing singing, so he secretly found a place where no one was around to practice. So, temporarily, only the two of them were left in the practice room.

Luo Jiayu slowly moved closer to Chu Yu and poked her waist: "Do you want to see my latest learning results?"

"What did you learn?"

"The post format for the top 100 most popular couples on Weibo. Oh, and we're currently ranked 21st."

After saying this, he raised his fist seriously, grabbed Chu Yu's paw and touched it with his: "The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard."

"When we're in what place, can we just give up?"

"Not much, just enough to surpass the popularity of Wei Ziyu and his couple."

"Which number are they?"

"First."

“…” Chu Yu quickly retracted his claws.

Luo Jiayu pulled his claws back stubbornly:

"After all, we don't have the added bonus of the novel protagonist's halo buff. Starting from scratch and getting to where we are now is not easy. But it doesn't matter. My theoretical knowledge reserves are improving day by day, and my skills are becoming more and more advanced. Just look if you don't believe me."

As he spoke, he secretly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, clicked on the editing page of the super topic Weibo, and then turned the screen over to show Chu Yu.

Chu Yu saw a recent Weibo post he posted.

[Latest: AAA's peerless chief handsome guy (super topic host): #Childhood Sweethearts#丨#Meeting at the Top#丨#Two-Way Running#丨"Young love is like a flaming red rose, and we wait for it to bloom." (with picture)]

[Top comment (AAA peerless chief handsome guy): Pisces CP, enjoy the beautiful life. If they are not real, then I am fake.]

[Reposts: 6 | Likes: 233 | Comments: 666]

“…Wow.”

Luo Jiayu was very proud and said with a beaming face: "How is it? It's a good match, isn't it? After three days of absence, you should look at people with new eyes."

Chu Yu pointed to the last sentence on the page of text: "Where did you copy this from?"

"I wrote this myself after reading through all the highlights of the CP super topics!!" Captain Luo felt aggrieved.

Chu Yu leaned on his hand and flipped through the pages a few times, then raised her head and looked back at her childhood friend's eager gaze: "...Do you want to take a look at the comments section?"

Luo Jiayu raised his eyebrows and glanced at them slightly.

[Hot Comment 1: A bit too professional]

[Hot Comment 2: Brother, did you sign up for a class specifically to learn this?]

[Hot Comment 3: I'm so amused by your efforts that it hurts me]

[Hot Comment 4: Very disturbing copywriting. Kids, please stop reading youth pain literature. It won’t help you on your Chinese composition exam.]

[Hot Comment 5: I won’t comment on the writing, but the pictures are so pretty, please give me the original pictures]

[Hot Comment 6: Requesting the original image]

[Hot Comment 7: Requesting the original image]

[Hot Comments N: Ask for the original image]

There were even a few latest private messages. Luo Jiayu clicked on them and saw that they were all sent by the same sister Kuangye.

My son knows how to feed ducks: [Post screenshot] Little brother, let me tell you a joke. There's a psychopath who posted this kind of thing in our super topic, haha ...

[My son knows how to feed ducks: ...]

[My son can feed ducks: Oh, sorry, it was you who posted this]

"..." Luo Jiayu felt that his back teeth were about to be broken by his own biting.

Chu Yu patted his childhood friend's head sympathetically: "It's okay. Everyone has a cyber criminal record. You just came a little early. Daddy is with you."

During most of the training session, one of the captains remained silent, looking a little hurt by his sisters on the internet and his brothers in real life.

When the singing practice was almost over that night, Ji Fengzhu came over again.

Because their group's performance was the only pure singing program among the six songs without any dance elements, Ji Fengzhu, as the vocal instructor, paid more attention to it.

Thinking that he should have made some improvement after a day of practice, he once again asked the two trainees who had irritated him so much during the day to show him how to perform the duet part.

After listening to Luo Jiayu sing it once, he was a little surprised: "Not bad, the open screen feeling is gone, and the melancholy taste is coming out. But why do you look so aggrieved?"

He earnestly explained the emotions in this duet:

"You're playing the role of the confessor. Your unrequited love for over a decade might have made you feel a little aggrieved, but what we're portraying is you now, over a decade later. You've reunited with your crush after years apart. Rather than expecting them to accept your feelings, you simply want to express your feelings. Do you understand?"

Luo Jiayu was absentmindedly thinking about what went wrong in his red rose copy.

"I think I understand. I'll try again."

After listening to it again, Ji Fengzhu sighed, "No, it's still missing something. It doesn't sound like a failed secret love. It's too strong, as if the other person can't live without you. It doesn't sound like a confession either. It sounds like they are in a relationship - can't you imagine what it feels like to fail in a confession?"

"Who said I can do it?" Luo Jiayu flatly denied.

"So, what would you do if you failed to confess your feelings to a girl?"

Luo Jiayu thought for a moment and said, "How about taking the brothers to the bar to cheer me up with some champagne and play some arcade games all night?"

Ji Fengzhu was shocked: "What if your confession is successful?"

Luo Jiayu was full of confidence: "Let's go to the bar with the brothers to celebrate with champagne and play arcade games all night."

"It sounds like you only need brothers in your life and not a girlfriend." Ji Fengzhu said, "No wonder you can't sing about this feeling."

There would be no breakthrough in the short term. He sighed and turned to point to Chu Yu, who was staring blankly at the side. "You come."

Chu Yu walked forward, took the microphone handed to him by Luo Jiayu, and opened his mouth calmly.

His voice and singing style are very suitable for this song, quiet and gentle, and the first impression people get when listening to it is comfort.

The only drawback is that there is still something missing.

"..." Ji Fengzhu said, "Can you show some emotion?"

Capibara tilted his head, waiting for his mentor's next instruction.

"You are the one being confessed to, not a bystander. The process of the other person revealing his or her true feelings to you is also the process of you being touched by the other person's sincerity step by step. Your eyes must also become softer step by step... Do you understand?" Ji Fengzhu asked tentatively.

Chu Yu had no expression on his face.

It's even more abstract than letting him skip the tutorial and go straight to the game's highest difficulty mode.

"...Forget it." Ji Fengzhu sighed, "It's okay, your singing skills are better than that kid next to you, you can make up for the emotional gap through skills and performance."

Ji Fengzhu continued to coach Tang Yanning and Song Lai's part for a while. When the training ended, it was almost midnight. The first day of rehabilitation made everyone exhausted. When they walked out of the main entrance of the building, there was basically no one outside.

The cool night breeze blew through everyone's slightly damp hair. Chu Yu had just taken a bottle of mineral water from Luo Jiayu and was about to unscrew it to take a few sips to moisten his throat when he suddenly heard a commotion coming from outside the wall in the distance.

"Babies, mommy loves you——"

"Practice hard, I'm looking forward to seeing you on stage—"

"Luo Jiayu, stop dragging my son to eat barbecue. You were caught eating secretly last time. Be more careful—"

Luo Jiayu couldn't help but shouted back, "You guys can still notice it even after eating it just once."

When this was said, some people laughed, some screamed, and some responded:

"How many more times do you want to eat it?"

They are fans who wait for them to get off work.

Before Chu Yu came here, he basically didn't pay attention to anything related to the entertainment industry, but he vaguely knew that there was a type of fan called "station sisters" who would follow the celebrities' schedules offline. The contestants in the talent show were no exception. There would be fans who would specifically wait outside the camp just to see them in person after get off work.

But I had only heard about it. Today was the first time I saw it with my own eyes and experienced it personally. There really was a group of people willing to wait outside the wall for several hours just to see them and give them a word of encouragement and blessing.

"Xiao Song, your manicure is super beautiful! The ancient Greek god in charge of beauty!"

Song Lai stretched out his hand generously and waved to the fans outside the wall with a bright smile, which in turn caused a burst of screams.

"Come on, you're the best! Don't worry about what others say! You'll definitely make your debut in the end!"

"OK, I understand. I love you." Song Lai began to blow kisses to the fans who were praising him crazily. His movements were skillful, natural and unpretentious, as if he was not walking home from get off work, but on the catwalk show of the queen of the show.

There are also many people who come to hang out with Luo Jiayu, and the number of people is far more than the number of fans he should have based on his popularity ranking.

It’s just that the fans follow the main characters, and there are few serious ones and few gentle ones.

"Brother Sprayer, I go to bed at 5:20 and miss you at 13:14 exactly!"

Luo Jiayu: "I received your love, please remember to follow the mortal world's schedule next time."

"Brother Sprayer, I recite your rap lines every night before bed! I'm going to the Rift tomorrow! Can you please bless me?"

Luo Jiayu: "Not bad, you have been strengthened by me, come on."

"Lolo, don't open your mouth! Don't open your mouth! Let me finish filming you before you open your mouth!"

Luo Jiayu suddenly turned his head towards the voice, smiling brightly and making a gesture: "I'm going to be so angry, I'm going to be so angry, I'm going to piss you off to death."

"Handsome Luo, can you please turn my son's face around?"

After hearing this heart-wrenching cry, Luo Jiayu clearly felt the person next to him tremble, so he put his hands in front of the person's face and deliberately said, "No, he's too shy."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I don't know if this fan was wailing or was really hurt.

Among this large group of fans, those who support Chu Yu actually account for the highest proportion. After Luo Jiayu said this, the rest of the fans, including mother fans, sister fans, wife fans, and CP fans, could not sit still.

"Baby Xiaoyu! Turn around and look at mommy!"

"Brother Chu Yu, I walked dozens of kilometers of mountain roads, crossed eight small rivers, climbed over three mountains, and climbed out of the village just to see you!"

"Xiao Yu, if you are kidnapped by Xiao Luo, just blink!"

The mouth of the mineral water bottle in Chu Yu's hand was still against his lips, and he seemed to be petrified and dared not move.

He had seen all kinds of scenes in his life, but he had never seen a scene like this before. It was like a dream.

No, he wouldn't even dare to dream of such a large-scale multiplayer instance. It was too scary.

The fans outside the firewall seemed to realize that he was too embarrassed to turn around and look at them because of his social anxiety. After a burst of laughter, there was a wave of teasing noises that became louder and louder:

"Brother Baizi! For you! I turned into a werewolf! Because of you! I became crazy! For you! I put on a thick disguise! For you! I changed my heart!"

"Brother Baizi! If I could give it to you all over again! Would you love me?"

"Brother Baizi! Are you a mixed race of Chinese and Italian? Otherwise, why do you look so much like my crush?"

"Brother Baizi! I went to buy some oysters, and on the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and burrowed into the mud. That's when I realized that oysters love mud!"

"Brother Baizi!"

"Brother Baizi, I love you!"

"Brother Pendulum, ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

…

Luo Jiayu could no longer hold back and his shoulders were shaking. Chu Yu felt that he would be officially diagnosed as socially dead tonight.

After finally laughing enough, Luo Jiayu wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes. He turned around and found that his childhood friend was still walking where he was, not daring to move. He knew that he wanted to respond but simply didn't have the courage.

He turned around, put his arm around the person's shoulders, and whispered in Chu Yu's ear, "I'll show you where your fans are later. Just look in the direction I tell you and wave. Don't worry, don't be nervous."

It was like he was a thug and his childhood friend was a military advisor. It sounded like a good idea, so Chu Yu nodded.

"There are two at three o'clock."

Chu Yu quickly turned his head towards that direction, his eyes blank, not daring to look at anyone, but a smile curved up at the corner of his mouth, and he made a sweet heart shape with his hands.

As expected, two screams were heard at three o'clock:

"Ahhhh baby you've made it!"

"Baby, I want one too!"

Luo Jiayu continued whispering, "At eleven o'clock, three."

Chu Yu glanced over, waved and made a heart shape with his hands, and when he smiled, you could even see his little fangs.

"Baby!"

"One o'clock, one."

Chu Yu suddenly said.

"Baby, baby! Baby!"

"Nine o'clock, four."

Chu Yu snapped.

"Baby! Baby!"

"Two at six o'clock."

Chu Yu made another whoosh.

…

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About a century later, this kind of indiscriminate sweeping of heart-shaped greetings finally came to an end. Chu Yu seemed exhausted and almost collapsed in the arms of his childhood friend. Every fan who received a response was satisfied, and it felt like even the air around them had become sweeter because of the presence of their idol.

"Okay, that's all." Luo Jiayu smiled happily, rubbed someone's head, and waved to the waiting fans. "Go back. The wind is too strong at night. Be careful not to catch a cold."

"Lolo and Xiaoyu will definitely debut in high positions!" a fan replied loudly.

"I'd like to share your good wishes." A second before entering the dormitory building, Luo Jiayu turned around and accepted the blessing on behalf of his childhood friend.

"Are you okay?" After entering the dormitory building, Luo Jiayu supported Chu Yu's shaky body. Chu Yu closed his eyes and shook his head peacefully: "I can recover. Give me some time."

The other people went their separate ways to their respective dormitories. Tang Yanning, who was in the same dormitory, planned to go to the cafeteria to eat something to fill his stomach. Before leaving, he asked the two of them if they wanted to join him. Luo Jiayu looked at his childhood friend who couldn't even open his eyes next to him, and felt that Chu Yu might not be able to eat.

So in the end, only the two of them returned to the dormitory. Xie Man and Jing Yan were not there, probably still in the practice room.

The room was dark when Luo Jiayu entered. He fumbled for a while before finding the light switch. He turned it on and dragged the half-dead childhood friend in. He shook the boy's shoulders and said, "Wake up, or I'll help you undress."

Chu Yu opened his eyes a crack, a look of deep philosophical emotion in his eyes: "Life is so tiring."

"Would you like to wash first or should I?"

"Showering is tiring too."

"Then let's take a shower together?" Luo Jiayu said and started to take off the man's coat.

Chu Yu took two steps back and gathered his coat: "I'll wash it first."

Luo Jiayu made a gesture of invitation.

Because it was very late, both of them showered very quickly. As soon as Chu Yu came out of the bathroom, Luo Jiayu, who was waiting outside, went in with a change of clothes.

When Luo Jiayu came out, he found Chu Yu in pajamas sitting on his bed playing with his cell phone, which he must have just found next to his pillow.

"Why," Chu Yu said, turning her phone screen around to show Luo Jiayu, who was standing under the bed, "did you put my Happy Match in the 'Kids Love to Eat' folder?"

It's a bit unethical.

"It symbolizes my deep love for you." Luo Jiayu said as he turned over and jumped onto the upper bunk. "What were you doing just now?"

"I checked our CP super topic ranking on Weibo," Chu Yu said softly, "and it's dropped to 22nd."

Luo Jiayu didn't move for a long time and looked deeply shocked.

But Chu Yu obviously didn't feel anything. He just glanced at it casually and then closed Weibo to go to the game store. He didn't even read the private message, and he didn't know that he had a loyal fan with the ID "My young master can feed ducks".

Luo Jiayu suddenly grabbed his shoulders.

"What's wrong?"

"I think our plans need to be accelerated."

"How do you want to proceed?"

Luo Jiayu fell silent again, so Chu Yu continued to swipe the screen with his head down, trying to find a new game that required little memory and was easy to play to relieve his boredom.

Then his shoulders were grabbed again.

"Isn't that enough?" Luo Jiayu pondered. "What do you think of that proposal this morning?"

Chu Yu recalled what he had mentioned.

Biting the earlobe?

"I don't know." He said honestly, "Is it any different from you telling me tongue twisters?"

"It looks more intimate, right?" Luo Jiayu said, "Let's try it. If it works, we can do it this way next time."

“I don’t think there’s much difference.”

"You'll know only if you try it." Luo Jiayu said as he moved closer. Chu Yu had originally stared at the phone screen with her eyes downcast and was about to say something, but the next second she felt a warm touch on her earlobe, and by the time she reacted, it was already being sucked.

He was completely stunned, and the phone slipped through the gap between his fingers and fell into the quilt with a dull sound.

At first, Luo Jiayu just gently licked the thin and soft skin with his lips. After holding it for a long time, he tentatively raised his teeth and bit it lightly. Chu Yu's body trembled violently.

When the lips and teeth lightly rolled over his earlobe, he felt a slight pain and tingling sensation. Chu Yu subconsciously wanted to dodge, but was held by the back of his head and not allowed to move. Luo Jiayu's five fingers were embedded in his hair. Someone pressed his shoulder with one hand, and half of his body was pressed on the bed sheet.

Luo Jiayu had already closed his eyes, and his lips rubbed from the earlobe to the earlobe. In the middle, he not only bit it but also licked it with his tongue. The reaction of the person under him this time was more intense than before. He reached out and grabbed the person's wrist, and heard the gasps that were getting more and more rapid so close.

When Chu Yu came out of the bathroom, his hair was not completely dry. He smelled a faint scent of lemon and sea salt in the air, which was the scent of shampoo used by the person under him, and a hint of damp mist.

The temperature of the skin between the lips and teeth became hotter and hotter. Luo Jiayu's lips rubbed, licked and bit from the tip of the ear all the way to the base of the ear. After feeling the struggle of the person under him, he increased the strength of his hands and held the person down.

Chu Yu's eyes turned black from the licking and his head felt dizzy. He wanted to turn his head away, but the next second half of his earlobe was sucked and bitten lightly. He immediately arched his back and his body shook like a sieve.

"Woo."

His earlobe was wet by her lips, and the person on top of him wanted to push him closer and continue kissing. He stretched out his hand and pressed it against her chest, tilting his head and hunching his shoulders. He used all his strength to speak: "...No, it hurts."

Luo Jiayu finally woke up from his unconscious state and immediately let go of his hand.

He opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was his childhood friend's eyes, which were misty and red at the corners. The second thing he saw was the red ears of the person under him, which were burning from the tip to the base of the ears, and even his whole face was faintly crimson.

The third thing he saw was that they were now so close that if he moved a little lower he could touch his lips. When he realized this, he felt like he was electrocuted and immediately stepped back several dozen centimeters and sat up.

Chu Yu turned her head to avoid his sight and pulled the quilt over her head, looking like she refused to communicate with him anymore.

But the rapid breathing sound was still there. Luo Jiayu listened for a while and found that in addition to the other person's, there was also his own.

He was stunned for a while.

It's over.