Sweet and silly 'white peanut' little princess × aloof 'black sesame' heir.
The Eastern Lan Kingdom's renowned beautiful tyrant had a daughter. At first, everyone said th...
Standing in front of the second toilet, Zou Heng learned from the first experience and first took out the hand that was covering his stomach and tapped it.
Is anyone there?
"Someone"
Zou Heng then went to the third door and knocked again, "Is anyone home?"
"Who are you? Can't you see the door is closed? Is there a ghost?"
Zou Heng continued to the fourth door, found it open, and pushed it open to go inside. "I don't see anyone here!!"
The eunuch in the fourth gate pulled up his pants, grumbling as he left.
After seeing the person leave, Zou Heng didn't hesitate to take off his pants and start having sex.
"Brother, how did you know Master would come to this palace toilet?"
I put a strong laxative in that kettle.
"And since you're in Commander Zou's outhouse, he'll naturally go to the one closest to him."
"This is the nearest outhouse."
After hearing this, Qin Jingtai looked at Qin Jingmu with admiration.
"Brother, you're amazing!"
"Let's go, Commander Zou is already in the outhouse."
"Uh-huh"
Qin Jingtai obediently followed behind Qin Jingmu to the outhouse.
After Zou Heng finished using the toilet, he realized he hadn't brought any toilet paper. He checked the toilet paper dispenser in the outhouse, but it was empty too.
Zou Heng looked up, then down again, never expecting there would be no toilet paper.
Is... anyone there?
Zou Heng asked if anyone was there, but no one answered.
"Knock knock—"
Is... anyone... home next door?
"Have you... left?"
Zou Heng knocked on the door next door and asked if anyone was home, but no one answered.
Zou Heng looked up at the sky sadly and sighed deeply.
After what seemed like an eternity, Zou Heng's hope finally arrived.
"Oh, have you seen the little princess?"
"I haven't seen it before, have you?"
"I was fortunate enough to see it once before."
I'm so envious of you!
Two young eunuchs came to the palace toilet together.
Zou Heng heard someone speaking and felt hopeful.
Is anyone there?
"Someone's here, what's wrong?"
One of the eunuchs replied to Zou Heng's words.
Do you two have any toilet paper?
"Yes, do you want it?"
"I forgot to bring them, could you give me a few?"
One of the eunuchs was about to hand out the toilet paper when the eunuch next to him tugged at the boy holding the toilet paper and gave him a meaningful look.
The eunuch holding the toilet paper remembered what Qin Jingmu had instructed him to do, coughed a few times, and said to Zou Heng, who was inside the door...
"Ahem, we can give you toilet paper, but..."
"But what?"
"But you must clean the palace toilets for us."
Zou Heng paused for a moment, then said, "Okay!"
The eunuch carrying the toilet paper knocked on the door of the toilet where Zou Heng was squatting. Zou Heng, who was inside, opened the door a crack and took the toilet paper from the eunuch.
When Zou Heng came out, he saw two eunuchs standing at the door.
"I will clean this palace toilet for you."
"Okay, we'll come back to check in an hour."
After saying this, the two eunuchs left and walked to the entrance of the palace toilet.
"Your Highness, I have completed the task you entrusted to me."
"Step down."
As soon as Qin Jingmu finished speaking, the two eunuchs left.
Qin Jingmu and Qin Jingtai walked into a corner of the palace toilet, glanced at Zou Heng who was cleaning it, and then walked out of the toilet.
Zou Heng, who was scrubbing the palace tub, assumed it was the two young eunuchs from before, so he didn't turn around.
One hour later
Looking at the palace toilets he had cleaned, Zou Heng felt that they were much cleaner now.
Zou Heng reached out to wipe the sweat from his forehead, but just as he was about to, he remembered that he hadn't washed his hands after cleaning the uterine tub, so he quickly put them down.
"Why haven't those two eunuchs arrived yet?"
As Zou Heng was speaking, he saw Qin Jingmu and Qin Jingtai walk in, and he bowed to them.
"Your Highness the Second Highness and Your Highness the Third Highness"
"Commander Zou, what are you doing?"
"Uh... I didn't do anything, Second Prince."
Qin Jingmu peeked behind Zou Heng, and Zou Heng followed suit, shifting his body to try and block Qin Jingmu's view.
"Does Commander Zou seem to be here to experience a different position?"
"Jingtai, don't you think so?"
Qin Jingmu turned to look at Qin Jingtai, who suppressed a laugh and nodded, "Brother, I think Master came here to clean the palace toilets."
"Jingtai, why do you say that? Commander Zou is the commander of all the imperial guards in the palace. How could he be cleaning the palace toilets?"
"But brother..."
"Jingtai, look, Commander Zou is tired too. Why don't you let him go back and rest?"
"Oh, Master, take care."
"Commander Zou, please take care."
Zou Heng first looked at Qin Jingtai, then at Qin Jingmu, and felt that Qin Jingmu's smile was fake.
Is the Second Prince really so kind as to let me go?
They actually let me leave like that. Why do I always feel like things aren't going as I expected?
Zou Heng began to have doubts.
After Zou Heng left the palace restroom and returned to his courtyard, he noticed that neither Qin Jingmu nor Qin Jingtai had called him, and thought he must have been overthinking things.
After returning to his courtyard, Zou Heng quickly took a shower, washed his hair, and changed his clothes.
I burned the clothes I wore in the morning.
After Zou Heng finished tidying up, he sat down at the table and, seeing the teapot on it, felt thirsty.
He simply poured himself a glass of water and drank it.
After drinking two cups of tea, Zou Heng felt his stomach start hurting again.
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