Chapter 151 The Mouse Hit People

With a skeptical attitude, the King of Strange Rats grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds with his fat paws, cracked them open, and skillfully spat out the shells.

The next second, the rat's body trembled, and its emerald green eyes widened instantly, like two glass beads about to burst with energy.

tasty! ! !

It plopped down on the ground, and when it got tired of sitting, it lay down, and when it got tired of lying down, it lay on its stomach, its two big front teeth never stopping.

Two strange mice squatted nearby, chewing on their chubby paws, drool dripping from their mouths.

Soon, only half of the sunflower seeds remained in the bowl.

The King of Strange Rats stared at the half-full bowl of sunflower seeds, seemingly finally realizing the seriousness of a certain problem.

Only then did it notice a row of human cultivators sitting in the cave, drooling, with perverted expressions, each leering at its sexy body.

A cool breeze climbed up its thick tail, and it shivered in disgust.

Especially the most lewd human in the middle, staring at its rear end with affection, revealing an infatuated and longing expression.

It's as if it can no longer contain the burning desire in its heart, ready to pounce on it swiftly and mercilessly at any moment, pinning it firmly to the cold ground and wantonly ravaging its sexy body.

The King of the Strange Rats was terrified.

He doesn't want a wife!

My wife will only try to steal food from it!

A strange atmosphere gradually spread between the humans and the rats, as the king of the strange rats struggled to stretch out its two front paws, trying to cover its rear end.

Lin Yujin turned her head reproachfully to Xiu Yan, "Please, don't be so disgusting, stop with that lewd and wanton look in your eyes."

"Yes! Humans and rats are different, and besides, it seems to be a male rat."

"Junior Brother Xiu, it really isn't right for you. Let it go."

Xiu Yan: "...?"

He just wanted to touch it!

Also, how do you know it's a male rat? You're pretty perverted, aren't you?

Hearing these licentious humans circling its body and engaging in a heated discussion, the King of the Strange Rats was flustered and, with its legs too short, could only cover up the empty space.

Enraged, he swung his claws.

"Waaaaah!"

Kill the rat!

Two rats scurried towards Xiu Yan, who looked the most lewd, and one of them slapped him across the face.

Southern Border Squad: "...?"

Xiu Yan, with two muddy paw prints on his head: "..." Is he the only one in this wounded world?

After a moment of absolute silence, the cave was suddenly filled with a series of loud, rhythmic hoots of laughter.

The dirt fell in a flurry, and the kids shook their limbs, laughing so hard they looked like dung.

"Little thing, you've got some energy!"

"It's really loud!"

"And crisp!"

"Goose, goose, goose, goose..."

However, their smiles vanished the next second.

Under the shocked gazes of Jiang Xianwan and the others, the two mice fairly, justly, openly, and without discrimination or targeting... slapped each other twice.

Southern Border Squad: "..."

Such gentle force, such slow speed, such tiny claws.

It's clear that the mouse is a professional at slapping people.

When it comes to slapping faces, look for the Rat King in the rat hole!

Su Qingliu didn't laugh, but he wasn't spared either.

Her usually apathetic eyes widened slightly, revealing a rare and intense emotional fluctuation in them.

She stiffly and slowly lowered half of her eyelashes to look at the two strange rats.

He... got beaten by two rats?

He...was he really beaten by two rats?

He... actually got beaten up by two rats?

What's even more disheartening is the little purple flower coiled on Jiang Xianwan's head.

After receiving two large, crisp, and melodious-sounding vaginas, twisted into a flamboyant lump, they instantly and incredulously stiffened into the shape of poop.

After a long while, it blankly raised a tiny point.

It was a mighty tribulation lightning bolt... and it got slapped by two rats?

Or... two hard slaps?

No, what does this have to do with an innocent lightning bolt?

Now it was Xiuyan's turn to burst into wild laughter.

"What goes around comes around; no one escapes the wrath of Heaven!"

However, after enduring more than a dozen slaps and with his face covered in claw marks, he finally slumped down in despair.

The others were sobbing and holding back their laughter that Jiang Xianwan, who was just laughing so hard she was convulsing, was accidentally electrocuted and her whole body twitched.

Seeing that these wretched humans had finally succumbed to his rat power and dared not cause any more trouble, the King of the Strange Rats proudly strode along with his short legs and raised a paw to pat the basin.

Bai Ziye tried hard to suppress his laughter, then leaned closer to Jiang Xianwan and asked, "Junior Sister, does it want more melon seeds?"

Jiang Xianwan: "It should be."

Lin Yujin: "Then why are they stealing from us?"

"Perhaps it thinks we still exist."

She was right.

The Rat King nodded, showing great satisfaction with her reading comprehension.

It raised another paw and banged on the pot.

Outright robbery.

Jiang Xianwan shook her head, "Just this one pot."

The King of the Strange Rats didn't believe it, and with a wave of his fat paw, he cried out, "Eek! Search me!"

Upon receiving the order, the two rats, with their short legs tidied up, began to plunder Su Qingliu's belongings.

Su Qingliu's eyelashes trembled slightly as he looked at his wife, who had been kicked aside, and a trace of heartbreak slowly flowed through his eyes.

But his friends were clearly enjoying themselves, and they all bent down to look for the mustard seed sacs.

He glanced at his junior sister, whose lips were slightly upturned as she gently tossed the mustard seed pouch up and down, then lowered his eyelids and said, "It's in my sleeve."

The two strange rats quickly found a mustard seed sac and gestured for him to open it.

Su Qingliu remained silent for a moment, then reached out with his two bound hands, picked up the mustard seed bag, and poured it down.

Aside from a bunch of inedible talismans, pills, spirit stones, and clothing, there was nothing to eat.

The two strange rats gave him a disdainful look, signaling him to quickly put away the junk.

Su Qingliu: "..."

They inspected Su Qingliu and then came to Jiang Xianwan.

Meeting a pair of fiery gazes, the two rats trembled in fright, quickly dodging the lecherous hands that wanted to touch their sexy bodies, and scurried to Bai Ziye as if fleeing.

Without needing to be searched, Bai Ziye and Lin Yujin voluntarily emptied the contents of their mustard seed pouches.

In short, everything was available except for sunflower seeds, but the hamster wasn't interested in any of the food.

He Weiyu blushed and poured out a pile of junk that the alien rats would consider rubbish. "That's all."

If you're going to rob someone, then rob them. Why are you making fun of them?

The two strange rats rummaged around for a while, looking at the piles of junk on the ground, before shifting their gaze to Jiang Xianwan.

The King of the Strange Rats couldn't wait any longer. His expectant heart was gradually drenched by cold water and shattered into eight pieces.

I can't calm down at all.

With a raised claw: This king will come personally!

The lower rat followed respectfully behind the Rat King, marching with an imposing air, and stopped in front of Jiang Xianwan.

What else can Jiang Xianwan do?

Of course, it's about spoiling.

She silently opened the mustard seed pouch, and the Great Rat King eagerly grabbed the pouch and turned it upside down.

Amidst another burst of suppressed laughter, the mouse lay in the huge, deep iron pot, its expression still bewildered and helpless.

How did it... lie down like that?

Until the two rats waved their fists, fiercely signaling Jiang Xianwan and the others not to laugh.

Then they struggled to climb the hill, hugged the pot, and shook it vigorously from side to side.

Jiang Xianwan gently nudged the pot with her toe, and the King of Strange Rats was successfully... upside down in the pot.

Southern Border Squad: "Pfft... pfft... pfft pfft..."

Laughing Rat Man!

I can't stand even a little bit.