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【Lighthearted and not tragic: a slightly ensemble cast and a not-so-serious cultivation story】.
The female lead has a son! There are romantic elements! 1V7...
Chapter 28 The Incorrect Incubation Posture
Unaware that the elders had silently categorized her as a dangerous individual like Tong Hua Bu Xiu, Jiang Xianwan was content and continued on her way.
They swept through the area as they went.
Wherever the locusts went, nothing grew.
Poison and elixirs, all stuffed into a mustard seed bag at once.
"This is for the eldest brother."
"This is for Second Senior Brother."
"This is for my junior brother."
"this……"
He pulled up a huge, poisonous vine covered in thorns, which was still oozing green venom, and seemed to be deep in thought.
"Give this to Huahua, put it by the bed, around the bed."
Poison ivy grows incredibly fast, climbing all over the room; you can grab a handful and pinch it.
Hua Buxiu is truly blessed.
Hua Buxiu: "..."
What do you mean by putting it next to my bed?
They even surrounded it again!
Are you afraid that your master will die too slowly?
There were three other teenagers who were also bandits and insane.
It's such a rare opportunity to enter such a wonderful and vast secret realm; tears of happiness streamed down my face.
Even Su Qingliu maintained a calm and composed expression, leisurely tearing up the ground.
Upon seeing anything of interest, they stuffed it into their mustard seed bag, having long forgotten about the jade pendant incident.
They all assumed the other three would definitely snatch the jade token and loot it without any burden.
Lin Yujin was happily digging out a patch of fourth-tier beauty grass when she was hurled more than ten meters away by a ferocious beast at the peak of the Golden Core stage.
He had already become tough and resilient from the constant beatings he received from Hua Buxiu and his fellow disciples.
He rolled on the ground in a flash, landing on one knee, striking a cool pose.
Then... he took off running.
Lin Yujin mastered the 'Fleeting Shadow' movement technique to its fullest extent.
Upon spotting the small group of three in the distance, without a second thought, I rushed over with fiery enthusiasm.
"Hi! Friends in the secret realm, how are you? I'm so happy to finally see living people!"
The three disciples: "...?"
Could they be dead?
The three disciples were also very happy.
However, just as they approached with gleaming eyes, their smiles barely forming, they saw the ferocious beast relentlessly pursuing them, baring its teeth.
One of the disciples was the first to react, letting out a bloodcurdling scream, "Run! It's a Flame Beast!"
The beast has thick, tough skin and is impervious to swords and spears, but it is also petty.
Especially its thick, bald tail, which could smash the head of a Golden Core cultivator!
grandson!
That's so unethical!
He was so rude just now!
He immediately lost the desire to take the jade pendant from him.
Lin Yujin was unhappy.
He finally found three scapegoats, and he wasn't about to let them get away.
He pinched a Swift Wind Talisman between two fingers, and with the Fleeting Shadow Movement Technique, he swiftly passed the three people, leaving behind a fleeting afterimage.
The three of them: "..."
What has passed?
Holy crap!
No way, bro, you're way too fast!
Despite using the same Swift Wind Talisman, the three disciples were left far behind.
They spit on it while running wildly.
The Fire Beast, engulfed in raging flames, roared deafeningly and relentlessly pursued the enemy.
Lin Yujin had long since disappeared. She leaped and landed on a tree that took three people to encircle.
Parting the dense foliage, shielding my eyes with my hand, I gazed into the distance, occasionally clicking my tongue in delight.
There, the three disciples were whipped face-first into the dirt by the Fire Beast's tail, rolling several times.
Lin Yujin laughed heartily, put two fingers together, and used a spell to amplify his voice, praising her loudly and sincerely with great emotion.
"Wow~ It's so hot and refreshing, it's like my butt is on fire."
"Tsk tsk, he could become a Buddhist monk now, so he wouldn't have to wash his hair."
"Hey! This one's good. Unlike those two, one's only looking after the head, and the other's only looking after the butt."
"The way she blushes is so damn cute."
Three disciples: You son of a bitch.
Is that blushing?!
It's clearly red-hot!
As the commotion gradually subsided, the three disciples, having fought off the fire beast, lay panting heavily, their clothes tattered and their faces blackened by the fire.
Lin Yujin lightly touched the ground with her toes, slowly took out a Swift Wind Talisman, and with a whoosh, ran back.
Friendly reminder:
"No parking here!"
The three disciples: "..."
Look at him, is he even speaking human language?
Did they want to stop?
Besides, who says people can't park here!
"mean!"
"Shameless!"
"Dirty!"
Lin Yujin readily accepted this sincere praise, asking, "You noticed?"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
Only by being the best of the best can one rise above others.
He wanted to show them that he was even more shameless than their Taixu Sect!
One of the disciples, furious, opened his mouth and took a bite of dirt. He had never seen such a pure fool. He spat out a more sincere compliment.
"You big idiot!"
"Grandpa is here!"
Lin Yujin chuckled and threw out an explosive talisman.
"Then I, an idiot, am worth three of you idiots."
The three disciples refused to accept defeat and struggled to their feet. One formed a hand seal to support the formation, while the other two attacked from the side.
Lin Yujin dodged with a swift movement, and the explosive talisman missed its target, but she was not discouraged.
A slight, enigmatic smile played at the corners of his lips.
Then, he slowly pulled out a stack of explosive tags.
A flash of triumph.
The three disciples: "..."
Damn it!
How many explosive tags does this piece of junk have?!
Isn't the neighboring hilltop very poor?!
Explosive tags are expensive!
They only have a dozen or so!
Lin Yujin, who was quite wealthy, completely overwhelmed her opponent, using magic to defeat magic and exhausting their explosive talismans.
He knocked out three disciples in one go and was riding high on his success.
Like a mantis stalking a cicada, unaware of the oriole behind, he had just obtained the three jade tokens when a sword beam shot straight towards him from behind.
Lin Yujin tilted her head slightly, raised an eyebrow, and looked over. "Well, another idiot."
Jiang Xianwan, who was squatting in the bird's nest, holding a golden egg, staring at the Golden Cry Beast, was speechless as he watched Lin Yujin darting around mischievously, occasionally throwing out two talismans to launch sneak attacks.
The junior brother's abilities are self-evident; he will definitely be fine.
Now... she's the one in trouble.
Jiang Xianwan looked up, blinking innocently, "I said, I'm here to incubate your eggs... would you believe me?"
She saw something glittering in the tree from afar and climbed up without hesitation.
Before she could even take out the pot, the Golden Cry Beast, returning from foraging, cornered her in its den.
Faced with this shameless girl who blatantly lies, Jinming's beastly wings trembled: Guess whether I believe you or not?!
That cunning two-legged creature clearly wants to steal its eggs!
Jiang Xianwan understood.
"...I guess you believe it."
It doesn't believe a damn thing!
The Golden Cry Beast squatted down in its den, blocking her escape route, and excitedly gestured with its two wings.
Sure, try hatching one and let me see!
By the way, I've been incubating this egg for a year and there's still no sign of it hatching!
Jiang Xianwan looked at its wings, which were practically steaming, and raised an eyebrow in surprise, "You mean you can't hatch?"
The Golden Beast paused for a moment, then gestured with its wings.
Jiang Xianwan pointed at the egg in shock, "You incubated it for a year?"
Did it give birth to Nezha?
Upon hearing this, the Golden Cry Beast, whose feathers had been bristling with anger, nodded dejectedly.
That's right!
Its butt is all swollen!
Jiang Xianwan lowered his head and examined the egg.
That shouldn't be the case; the little creatures inside the eggshells are incredibly resilient.
My heart was pounding, and I felt very happy.
Could it be that you don't want to come out?
Jiang Xianwan felt that this was very likely.
He raised his hand and tapped the eggshell, saying earnestly, "Is it possible that you're incubating the egg incorrectly?"
The Golden Cry Beast was taken aback again: The posture is wrong? Then how should it hatch?