Chapter 9 Foolish Two-Legged Beasts

Jiang Xianwan swallowed hard, completely lacking any self-respect.

Feng Huixue heard this and burst out laughing.

"How dare you! Do you know what kind of demon I am?"

"Dare to drool over me?"

"You dare to come to my demon realm with a broken windmill steering wheel?"

"Is my Demon Realm doomed?"

Jiang Xianwan was both distressed and anxious after being asked four questions in a row.

A wicked thought crossed his mind, and he gave a cold laugh, retorting, "It's just a fox, I'm not blind!"

"besides."

He flicked the steering wheel and slammed it into his face.

"I'm going to the Southern Territory, who wants to come to your wretched demon realm!"

If she hadn't taken the wrong turn, how could she have run into such a lunatic!

Feng Huixue's captivating fox-like eyes fell upon the fingertips that were poking at the wind wheel.

His lips twitched slightly, revealing a look of sympathy and pity.

"Foolish two-legged creature, are you holding it upside down?"

Jiang Xianwan: "...?"

Jiang Xianwan was taken aback, and quickly looked down, his face immediately turning extremely uneasy.

With trembling fingertips, she gently flicked the pointer, then, with an overly calm expression, she looked up at him. "This is...?"

"north."

"North?" Jiang Xianwan's eyelids twitched violently, and he blurted out, "Isn't this the South?!"

Feng Huixue straightened it for her, "Big brother, please look, this is South!"

If both the North and South realms were populated by cultivators like this, he would be laughing in his sleep!

Da Jiang Xianwan watched as his fingertips landed on the pointer and mockingly flicked it, then he immediately revealed an expression as if his husband had died.

"so?"

"Congratulations on arriving in the Demon Realm!"

Feng Huixue grinned, revealing two sharp little white teeth.

Jiang Xianwan remained silent.

A long silence followed.

so.

She traveled in hiding for a month, finally arriving in the Demon Realm?

wrong!

"You say this is the demon realm? Where are the demons? They're all dead!"

When did it become so easy to enter the Demon Realm?

How could there possibly be only one demon?

That sly fox must be lying to her!

"Demon?"

Feng Huixue tilted her head and smiled, her beauty captivating and alluring, as she smugly shook her nine long tails.

"Are you blind? Am I not alluring enough?"

Are his nine beautiful, smooth tails just for show?

Besides, this is only outside the gate of the Demon Realm; there are still a hundred thousand steps to go.

However, although we are still far from there, what family doesn't have a front garden and a back garden?

This area naturally belongs to the Demon Realm.

Jiang Xianwan no longer knew whether she was sweating hot or cold.

She stared blankly at the nine fluffy tails, her despair almost breaking her.

With nine tails, you can imagine how formidable this fox spirit must be.

Killing her is the same as killing a chicken.

Moreover, she is currently shrouded in a miasma and cannot exert any spiritual power.

Feng Huixue leaned back unsteadily, casually picking up a strand of hair, and arrogantly raised her chin, "I'm warning you, don't stare at my tail with those lecherous eyes."

A single sentence brought Jiang Xianwan back to her senses.

She laughed in exasperation.

"Me, lecherously staring at you? You sly fox, you're really showing off!"

Does being good-looking give you the right to be so narcissistic?

Feng Huixue was stunned when he heard someone speak to him like that for the first time, and even called him a flirt.

"Where am I being provocative? Tell me, where am I being provocative?"

He looked down and quickly sniffed his sleeve.

It smells wonderful, with a faint scent of fresh grass!

It smells so good!

He looked up angrily and said, "I haven't even complained about how dirty you are! Sit further away!"

"Am I dirty?"

Jiang Xianwan pointed to his own nose, immediately becoming displeased.

She reached out and grabbed his long, bushy tail, which was so thick that it took two hands to encircle it.

"Open your eyes and look carefully! Who's really dirty?"

"It's sweeping around like a broom, is it sweeping the floor?! It even swept my clothes, and it's shedding fur!"

Having said that, he picked up a hair and held it in front of him.

"Shedding! Can you see that?!"

Feng Huixue shuddered.

He stared in disbelief at the tail held in the girl's palm, swaying wildly, his fox eyes widening in disbelief.

A moment later, grinding his teeth and with red eyes, he uttered a few words to her that were tinged with madness.

"Woman! You're dead!"

The next moment, Jiang Xianwan's vision blurred, and the tail in his hand vanished in a flash.

The fox spirit's tail, which had been lying limply behind her, suddenly whirred and popped like reeds bursting open.

It swung wildly for a while.

Feng Huixue grabbed her by the collar, her voice filled with grievance despite her anger.

"You actually touched me?"

"Do you know that no one but my mother has ever touched her?!"

"You touched my noble tail?!"

As he spoke, he roughly grabbed the tail that Jiang Xianwan had grabbed and poked it in her face.

"Do you know what touching a tail means? You dare to touch anything? Didn't your mother teach you not to lay a hand on other people when you go out?"

"Especially the tail!"

"You're dead! You're absolutely dead!"

Jiang Xianwan looked at the tip of the tail poking her face and the man's warm, jade-like fingers.

The peculiar, cold fragrance felt like a spark splashed on her, making her dizzy and her teeth itch.

However, she wasn't so audacious as to have impure thoughts about a fox.

In a flash of inspiration, she grabbed the tail from his hand and bit down hard!

"ah!"

A piercing cry startled two birds that were pecking at each other's feathers on a branch.

Accompanied by multicolored light, a magic seal simultaneously descended upon the two of them.

Qi Qi stood there, stunned.

Jiang Xianwan remained in the position of biting her tail.

Feng Huixue gripped her neck with both hands, her eyes struggling to roll, "What was that just now?"

Jiang Xianwan, with a feather in his mouth, mumbled, "I don't know, I think I just had a jolt."

She simply bit her tongue, silently recited the incantation for contracting a spirit beast, and subdued the nine-tailed fox.

Mommy-chan!

From now on, she will be someone with a spirit pet!

"A shock?!"

Feng Huixue noticed that a golden mark had suddenly appeared on the demon core, and with trembling hands, she forcefully pulled the tip of the tail out of her mouth.

Upon parting the drool-covered fur, two rows of teeth marks with beads of blood were visible.

She nearly fainted on the spot.

He raised his hand and grabbed her neck, his face flushed red, and through gritted teeth, he spat out each word in her face.

"Do you even know who I am?! How dare you cast a spell on me?!"

"You're dead!"

His magnificent robes suddenly billowed, revealing his fangs that gleamed with a cold light. In a fit of rage, he viciously bit into that delicate neck.

"Die!"

Waaaaah...

He, a powerful and influential figure destined to become the future emperor of the demon realm, was contracted by such a weak and pathetic two-legged beast?

Where is justice?!

Where is Heaven?!

I should have known better than to tease her. Wouldn't it have been better to just enjoy the sun?

Didn't the Grand Master of Fate say that there would be great joy today?

Is this what great joy is all about?

He rushed here excitedly.

Who knew that as soon as he stepped out of the demon realm, before he could even warm his backside, he would be bound to a contract?

Or is it a master-servant contract?!

Is she the Lord?

Is he a servant?

He could crush her with a single toe!

Why should I?!

Feng Huixue gritted her teeth, wishing she could bite her to death.