Alternative Title: 小僵屍也想世界和平
Author: 蘇詞裏
Status: Completed
Added: 2025-10-17
Updated: 2025-10-17
Rong Jing was a little zombie who was missing a small fanged tooth. However, he met a kind young man who took him home and even took him to the dentist to get a very expensive tooth. Rong Jing would occasionally bite the young man's shoulder to show that the tooth was indeed of good quality.
Later, an accident happened, and he fell into a coma. He woke up again because four little brats digging for roasted sweet potatoes dug up his grave by mistake, accidentally waking him. Rong Jing pushed open his coffin and looked around in confusion.
The penniless little zombie, clutching the only possession on his body—a tortoise shell—decided to go find the kind young man he had met years ago to freeload a few more meals. A few days later, he frowned, looking at the handsome and powerful man in front of him, highly suspicious: "Are you really him? You're not trying to extort money from me, are you?"
Xie Changshi replied: "That tooth of yours cost me all the money I had, 13,000. You even complained it wasn't pretty and cried, wanting a gold one instead." Rong Jing covered his mouth. Stop talking, stop talking, you believe me, right?
Xie Changshi was born into the Xie family, a prominent Kyoto wealthy family, but he was a pitiful child. He had been plagued by ghosts since childhood and targeted by others. When he was sixteen, he was half-beaten to death by thugs hired by his clan brothers, and it was then that he awakened a system.
The system told him that he was the villain in a Danmei novel, and as long as he followed its commands, he could meet the protagonist shou early in this life, win the protagonist shou's affection, and reach the pinnacle of life. Xie Changshi sneered.
Facing the unconscious protagonist shou and the little zombie next to him, who was crying his eyes out because he had lost a tooth, Xie Changshi unhesitatingly ran off with the little zombie. As a result, Xie Changshi was surprised to find that this little zombie wasn't good at much else, but he was exceptionally good at fighting—whether it was beating up ghosts or people.
However, after less than a year of living together, the little zombie fell into a coma due to an accident. Xie Changshi found the Taoist priest who had raised the little zombie, followed his advice, ordered a coffin for the little zombie, and buried him deep underground. Twelve years later, that little zombie named Rong Jing came back to find him.
Rong Jing's dream before meeting Xie Changshi: to lead a life of idleness. Rong Jing's dream after meeting Xie Changshi: world peace, latching onto a rich patron (specifically Xie Changshi), and leading a life of idleness. #LittleZombieProtectsHisHusbandAndFightsMonstersEveryday#