【The most rogue young madam in history captures your heart!】
As a bandit leader, Yan Jinyi had been tyrannical and acted imperiously for twenty years, until she finally brought about her ...
However, these modern lamb skewers are really delicious, unlike the ones she has there, where there is nothing but a sprinkle of salt.
If she could return to Heiyun Village, maybe she could invent cumin and sell it for money!
In a blink of an eye, Yan Jinyi had finished most of the bag. He burped and was about to continue eating when a little boy suddenly came into his sight.
Yan Jinyi felt that the little boy's eyes were staring at the lamb skewers in her hand.
He frowned and raised his head in displeasure, "Hey, aren't you that so-and-so?"
The little boy blinked his big eyes innocently and said in a soft voice, "Mother Jinyi, I'm Mumu!"
Yan Jinyi shuddered all over, "Don't, don't call me mom, I've been single since birth!"
Mumu pouted and pointed at the mutton skewers in Yan Jinyi's hand, "Jinyi's mom, Mumu is so hungry, can you give it to Mumu?"
Yan Jinyi hurriedly handed the lamb skewers to Mumu as if they were a hot potato.
Mumu licked his lips, his eyes shining as he started to nibble.
His hands were small and chubby, and he looked particularly cute holding the bamboo skewers of lamb.
Yan Jinyi looked at it for a while, then kindly handed over a piece of paper, "Where's your mother?"
"Mommy saw some great news and went to shoot some footage. I just saw Jin Yi's mom and followed her over!"
Hearing this, Yan Jinyi frowned, "Did Tan Sangsang just leave you on the side of the road?"
"No, Mommy asked me to play with the ocean balls and wait for her to come back. I ran out because I saw Jinyi's mom!"
Yan Jinyi pursed his lips and said, "Mumu, let's discuss something."
Brother Yan Jinyi patted Mumu's shoulders, but found that children's shoulders were extremely fragile, so he quickly retracted his hand.
"Look at me, I'm so young, so beautiful, and now I'm a very popular female star in the entertainment industry. It's not appropriate for you to call me Jinyi's mother. How about calling me Jinyi's sister from now on?"
As she spoke, Yan Jinyi opened the plastic bag and smiled a bit like Aunt Huai, "Look, there are a lot of delicious food here. Call me Sister Jinyi and I'll give them all to you, okay?"
Mumu tilted his head and began to think about Yan Jinyi's words very seriously.
"But Jinyi's mom and Mommy are good sisters. If I call Jinyi's mom sister, then Jinyi's mom and I will be of the same generation. Does that mean she should also follow Mumu and call Mommy?"
“…”
A genius of logic.
Yan Jinyi was like a deflated ball and had already decided to give up struggling.
Forget it, forget it, let Jinyi’s mother be Jinyi’s mother…
Fortunately, this son is very cute.
"Hey, who's your dad?"
When asked about Tan Sangsang, she hesitated. It was impossible that this child came out of a crack in the rock, right?
Mumu finished the last bite of the mutton skewer, wiped his mouth and greasy hands with paper, and said innocently, "Daddy! Mommy said that Daddy was summoned by the King of Hell to work in the underworld, and he won't be back for ten years or half a decade."
The corner of Yan Jinyi's mouth twitched. Isn't Tan Sangsang a reporter for the social and entertainment sections?
How did you start telling mythological stories?
"Then your dad lives in..."
"Oh, Daddy lives in a grave. The grass on his grave right now is probably..." Mumu compared his own height, "The grass on Daddy's grave is probably twice as tall as Mumu's!"
Anyone who becomes your father will be extremely unlucky.
Oh, I really want Huo Ergou to accompany Mumu’s father!
She really doesn't mind being a widow, as long as she can inherit Huo Ergou's hundreds of billions of assets.