When the monkey elder saw the black wild boar, his beard was bent with smile.

"Good, good! The meat of this pig looks quite good." The Monkey Elder said, and ordered several of his men to prepare the big pot.

A large iron pot was set up in an open space in the forest. The monkeys brought hundreds of pounds of firewood and started burning it under the iron pot.

Ten minutes later.

The water in the iron pot began to boil, and the monkeys immediately threw vegetables and seasonings into the pot, and the fragrance gradually wafted out.

A little monkey threw a peach he had picked into the pot. The elder monkey immediately hit him on the head with a spear and scolded him, "You stupid monkey! Peaches can't be cooked with salt. Throwing them in won't taste good!"

Seeing this, the other monkey threw the peach in his hand to the ground and threw a pile of black shit into the pot.

“…”

The monkey elder's eyeballs bulged out, as if they were about to pop out of their sockets!

"Ah—" The monkey elder rained down the spear in his hand on the monkey, "You dead monkey! Can you throw feces into the pot and cook it? Eat it!"

The monkey elder beat and scolded the monkeys under him. There were too many stupid monkeys under him, which made him so angry that he vomited blood every day!

"Elder, didn't you just say that we can't throw peaches? So I threw feces instead." The monkey explained aggrievedly.

The monkey elder was so angry that his beard stood up. He was too lazy to explain to the stupid monkey and ordered directly:

"Hurry up and find something to get the shit out for me!"

The monkey who made the mistake shuddered and immediately picked up a stick and reached into the pot to fish.

It rotated clockwise for a few times, and then counterclockwise for a few times, but couldn't get anything out, so it got angry and stirred with all its strength!

Thirty seconds later...

"Elder, the shit seems to be gone!" the monkey asked in confusion, "I saw it just now."

The monkey elder squatted down, clutching his chest. He was nearly giving the stupid monkey a heart attack. Using a stick to scoop up shit? Was he planning to poke it out? What was this stupid monkey thinking?

"Get lost! You don't need to fish it out anymore." The monkey elder thought to himself that it has already melted because of you trying to fish it out, so there is no point in fishing it out again. "Hurry up and throw this black wild boar into the pot."

The stupid monkey tried hard to drag the black wild boar under the pot, but found that it was impossible to lift it alone.

"Fat monkey, come over and give me a hand." said the stupid monkey.

Xuxu patted Dalongbao's shoulder and said, "Go and help!"

Dalongbao walked over obediently.

The stupid monkey lifted the black wild boar's hands, and the big dragon bag lifted its feet. They both shouted at the same time and threw the black wild boar into the pot of boiling water.

"ah--"

The black wild boar screamed and woke up. It immediately jumped out of the pot, looked at the surrounding situation, realized its situation, and ran away.

"Catch it!" the monkey elder shouted, "Don't let it escape!"

A group of monkeys around rushed over and pinned the black wild boar to the ground.

"Don't boil me, I haven't taken a bath for a month!" The black wild boar struggled and screamed on the ground.

"It's okay, it will be clean once it's cooked." said the monkey elder.

"Actually, I also contracted syphilis," said the black wild boar.

"I don't mind. The virus will die if it is cooked." The monkey elder poked the pig's butt with his spear.

The black wild boar screamed and let out a loud fart.

"Please let me go. I have parents to take care of and twenty piglets to take care of. I am the pillar of the family. If you eat me, you will indirectly kill dozens of pigs. Will your conscience hurt a little?" said the black wild boar.

"Conscience? What is that? Is it delicious?" said the monkey elder.

"I have a treasure hidden in my house, which is worth at least one hundred gold coins. If you let me go, I will give it to you." said the black boar.

"make a deal!"

The monkey elder agreed. One hundred gold coins were equal to his annual income, so it was no big deal to skip a meal.

"Monkeys, let's eat peaches tonight like we did before. Let's go!" said the monkey elder.

"You two big monkeys, come with me to escort the black wild boar back home." The monkey elder pointed at Xuxu and Dalongbao.