The Magic Continent was attacked by the power projection of the ultimate cosmic demons from high dimensions, turning the Magic Continent into a chaotic mess, with space shattered into multiple dime...
Xuxu and the other person squeezed forward desperately, and finally, after Mantu finished singing the first song, they finally made it to the front of the stage.
Dalong let out a mocking yell and fell backwards.
The people around him all moved away, and no one went to help the fallen Dalongbao!
Xuxu felt something was wrong, as if everyone here was his own people, and there was no real audience!
This is a bit embarrassing.
Forget it, I'm just taking money and doing things for others. Xuxu took the opportunity to shout, closed his eyes, and fell on Dalongbao, using his chubby body as an elastic cushion.
Before he knew it, Xuxu fell asleep amid the singing and noise.
Time passed quietly...
"Wake up, it's time to pack up."
Xuxu felt someone shaking his body and immediately woke up from his dream.
He opened his eyes, looked around, and found that the crowd had dispersed.
Only he, Dalongbao, and the navy boss were left here.
"Dalongbao, wake up, don't sleep in!" Xuxu also woke up Dalongbao.
"You two performed very well today, and you actually persevered until the end." The navy leader praised, "Now follow me back to the navy base. We have a mission tomorrow."
"Have you heard of the Dark Knight?" Xuxu asked the leader of the water army.
"What is that? I don't know." The navy boss in a suit looked puzzled.
"Oh, forget it." Xuxu thought to himself that he would just muddle through first and then slowly find out.
The three of them walked towards a van parked on the side of the road and got in one after another.
"There are so many people!" Dalongbao went in and saw that there were at least a dozen people in the van!
"That's because you're too big!" someone inside said dissatisfiedly.
"Go over there and squeeze in!" Dalongbao tried his best to move in, then sat on everyone, pressing them so hard that they almost couldn't breathe.
Xuxu walked to the passenger seat of the van, pulled up the person who was sitting there, threw him out of the car, and sat in himself.
"Asshole! This is my seat!" The man who was thrown out of the car by Xuxu got up from the ground in frustration, "I'm the driver."
Xu Xu took a look and saw that the car in Glory City was different from the one in the Void Continent where he was. The driver's seat was on the right! Sure enough, he had made a mistake!
"Master, drive, the car is full and can't fit any more people!" Dalongbao urged.
"Okay!" Xuxu remembered the experience of flying down the hillside when he was a child, stepped on the accelerator and sped away!
Let me show you how awesome I am, the Akina God of Cars! Xuxu thought, I'm no longer the same person I was when I was little! My driving skills have improved to a whole new level now.
The van's engine roared, slowly accelerated, and then flew away!
"Hey, wait for me!" The van driver and the leader of the water army shouted from behind, but Xuxu left them behind!
But the car had driven away and their voices could no longer be heard.
Xuxu's driving skills seemed to be no different from when he was a child. He knocked over two telephone poles and five roadside trash cans along the way, and only advanced less than a kilometer.
There were many hovercrafts on the road. When they saw Xuxu's van coming, they all took off into the air to avoid this dangerous antique van.
The car was bumping left and right, twisting and turning, and driving in a serpentine manner. Dalongbao was so scared that his heart was in his throat. He only felt relieved after Xuxu's car began to stabilize.
"Puff——" As Dalongbao felt relieved, he couldn't help but let out a long, loud fart.
The car was already crowded, with fart sounds and a foul smell. The sailors in the car had no way to hide and had to wrap their heads with clothes to protect themselves from the poison.
The moment Xuxu heard the fart sound, he quickly opened the car door and jumped out to avoid it.
The van, with no one behind the wheel, was pulled by inertia into a roadside stone wall, which exploded and collapsed, with the rubble instantly submerging the van underneath.
A piece of news flashed through Xuxu's mind: "Shocking! The mystery behind the demise of the city's largest troll organization has been solved! The reason was actually due to someone's fart!"
Imagination is imagination, but the fact is that no one was injured or killed.
A pair of hands pulled the stone outside the van door apart, and the stone fell down. Dalongbao crawled out of the car with his face covered in dust.
The rest of the people also climbed out of the car door, their faces turned pale, and they couldn't wait to beat Xuxu and Dalongbao up!
When Dalongbao showed off his powerful biceps, no one dared to say a word and they all walked back to the base obediently.
Xuxu and the other guy shamelessly followed everyone back.